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Alex Rodriguez, Madonna Sex Tape! Man Asking For $2M, May Get Jail!

Madonna and Alex Rodriguez, a.k.a. A-Rod, reportedly have a sex tape that was made only a few short months ago - and the man who made it is asking for $2 million.

A man, who is unidentified, apparently recorded Madonna and A-Rod having sex on a sofa in an apartment owned by a friend of his.

Luckily for Madonna and Alex, they were unaware that their sex acts were being recorded on camera - so the guy’s plan to sell it could, instead, land him in jail!

Шĥy Posted: July 25, 2008 at 04:41 AM | 32 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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1. Esoteric Posted: July 25, 2008 at 04:51 AM (#2872323)

This is pretty much the textbook case for an invasion of privacy tort, too. If the criminal charges don't get him, the civil liabilities will.

2. Social media assassin (Templeusox) Posted: July 25, 2008 at 04:55 AM (#2872326)

And the tape will probably get released anyway, so we'll all win. Or lose.

3. Teheran's Uranium Enriched Missiles Posted: July 25, 2008 at 04:55 AM (#2872328)

Madonna has become Pamela Anderson?!

4. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: July 25, 2008 at 04:57 AM (#2872330)

Do we get to see her blue lips? Does she choke in a big spot?

5. BeanoCook Posted: July 25, 2008 at 05:22 AM (#2872348)

Agreed. Madonna's "brand" was youth, vigor and rebellion. The only way she couldn't have destroyed that was "retire" and disappear at least 10 years ago. But, as Kevin says, she is nothing but a burned out whore now.

6. Sam M. Posted: July 25, 2008 at 05:30 AM (#2872357)

But, as Kevin says, she is nothing but a burned out whore now.

Ahem. Apparently, she's got something Mr. Hot Rich New York F'ing Yankee wants and kept coming back for more to get. And something he wanted so bad he was willing to frazzle his marriage at the cost of many millions of those Yankee dollars he has earned.

Burned out, huh? Maybe. But she'd only be a whore if was going to pay Madonna herself for what he got from her. Since he's going to be paying Cynthia instead, I'm thinking that makes Madonna more of an agent than a whore.

Of course, that may be a distinction without a difference.

7. The Kids Are Enright (1k5v3L)

Posted: July 25, 2008 at 05:33 AM (#2872361)

Apparently, she's got something Mr. Hot Rich New York F'ing Yankee wants and kept coming back for more to get

She's got Marcellus Wallace's soul

8. Exploring Leftist Conservatism since 2008 (ark..) Posted: July 25, 2008 at 05:34 AM (#2872362)

Can't we just leave it at: She's a lousy singer, an unappealing dancer, a prosaic pornographer, and a weak songwriter?

9. akrasian Posted: July 25, 2008 at 05:36 AM (#2872363)

Since there's apparently a prenup, and it's not like ARod was keeping it in his pants anyway, I don't think that Madonna can even be blamed for a big financial hit for ARod.

For all the snark at her, Madonna is apparently a captivating woman in person. Heck, I'd do her (although I'm single at this time, which would probably make me even less interesting to her).

10. The Kids Are Enright (1k5v3L)

Posted: July 25, 2008 at 05:38 AM (#2872366)

Do her what, akrasian? Her hair? Her eyebrows?

11. akrasian Posted: July 25, 2008 at 05:40 AM (#2872369)

Can't we just leave it at: She's a lousy singer, an unappealing dancer, a prosaic pornographer, and a weak songwriter?

Except that's not accurate.

I'm not a big (or even medium) Madonna fan - but she has done some stuff that I like, even though I mostly listen to alternative rock or stuff from the '60s. She's not fantastic, but there are reasons why she's stayed popular for over 20 years. She has some talent.

12. akrasian Posted: July 25, 2008 at 05:47 AM (#2872375)

Do her what, akrasian? Her hair? Her eyebrows?

Well, I'm not a big fan of pull and spray, but if need be . . .

Don't get me wrong - she's not my dream girl. But I think some posters are underestimating the mental aspects of sexual appeal. Teenyboppers are not necessarily the height of sexual desirability, after all. And I can understand the appeal to ARod of a woman who can do wonderful things with her skill, and who is more famous than him but still wants him. That's a whole different ego trip than the yunguns chasing after him, no matter how good looking they are.

13. The Kids Are Enright (1k5v3L)

Posted: July 25, 2008 at 05:49 AM (#2872379)

Guys, you have it all wrong. She is A-rod's soulmate. He was just trying to get to her soul on the sofa

14. billyshears Posted: July 25, 2008 at 05:51 AM (#2872380)

This is pretty much the textbook case for an invasion of privacy tort, too. If the criminal charges don't get him, the civil liabilities will.

If only New York had a common law right to privacy. Nevertheless, I'm pretty sure selling the sex tape would violate the statutory right to privacy.

15. PASTE is not impressed by Albert Pujols (Zeth) Posted: July 25, 2008 at 06:07 AM (#2872396)

Um... there must be a big inside joke I'm not in here on, but I assume nobody here is taking this site seriously.

16. akrasian Posted: July 25, 2008 at 06:11 AM (#2872400)

Um... there must be a big inside joke I'm not in here on, but I assume nobody here is taking this site seriously.

The story of the sex tape has been circulating for several days now - including major newssites. At this stage, I think it's likely to be true (though not a sure thing, until I can download it from usenet).

17. 6 - 4 - 3 Posted: July 25, 2008 at 06:12 AM (#2872403)

If A-Rod and Madonna is worth $2M, how much would the Paul LoDuca and Miley Cyrus tape go for?

18. akrasian Posted: July 25, 2008 at 06:16 AM (#2872408)

If A-Rod and Madonna is worth $2M, how much would the Paul LoDuca and Miley Cyrus tape go for?

Does Miley work at an OTB site? Because if not, then she wouldn't combine with Paul's other love.

19. Esoteric Posted: July 25, 2008 at 06:20 AM (#2872412)

If only New York had a common law right to privacy.

I'm taking the Illinois bar on Tuesday/Wednesday. So Multistate general application common law principles are on my mind.

20. ValueArb Posted: July 25, 2008 at 08:55 AM (#2872462)

Madonna leaves me totally cold. She looks like a burned-out whore at this point.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...

21. Rafael Bellylard: Built like a Molina Posted: July 25, 2008 at 09:19 AM (#2872469)

Luckily for Madonna and Alex, they were unaware that their sex acts were being recorded on camera

Ummm....am I really supposed to believe this part?

22. Jolly Old St. Neck Wound, Moral Idiot

Posted: July 25, 2008 at 09:52 AM (#2872474)

All this publicity has absolutely ruined A-Rod's concentration and productivity. In the last seven days his OPS+ is a mere 1.203. Just think what a coup it'd be if the Red Sox could plant Amy Winehouse into Andy Pettitte's Bible study classes.

23. Slinger Francisco Barrios (Dr. Memory) Posted: July 25, 2008 at 12:24 PM (#2872510)

Ummm....am I really supposed to believe this part?

What in the world would be in it for A-Rod to have himself filmed, particularly as he's fixing to lose his marriage and a great deal of his money?

Just think what a coup it'd be if the Red Sox could plant Amy Winehouse into Andy Pettitte's Bible study classes.

A coup indeed--I think we all know what she'd say to that.

24. billyshears Posted: July 25, 2008 at 02:43 PM (#2872695)

I'm taking the Illinois bar on Tuesday/Wednesday. So Multistate general application common law principles are on my mind.

Good luck. It's not nearly as bad as everybody makes it out to be.

25. dearcurt Posted: July 27, 2008 at 02:11 AM (#2875930)

I think there's a clip of the sex tape on Youtube.
Here's what I saw:

26. dearcurt Posted: July 27, 2008 at 02:13 AM (#2875934)

Alex and Madonna Sex Tape

27. Roy Hobbs of WIFFLE Ball Posted: July 27, 2008 at 02:18 AM (#2875950)

Madonna leaves me totally cold. She looks like a burned-out whore at this point.

She's pretty nasty looking, I agree. Then again, she's 50 in three weeks. I wonder if A-Rod has nailed her on her plastic-covered couch yet.

28. Good cripple hitter Posted: July 27, 2008 at 02:21 AM (#2875966)

That's alright, but there's a far better clip of the nighttime action here. Of course, it's probably going to be taken down by the time anyone reads this post, but it's worth a shot.

29. Guts

Posted: July 27, 2008 at 02:37 AM (#2876006)

That's alright, but there's a far better clip of the nighttime action here. Of course, it's probably going to be taken down by the time anyone reads this post, but it's worth a shot.

Smooth.

30. Perros Posted: July 27, 2008 at 02:49 AM (#2876036)

BD strikes again.

#28 is good.

Akrasian has it covered -- if Madonna can land baseball's top player, she's far from washed up. Though gossip reports do say she's frazzled planning a tour and trying to deal with the fallout from this.

Dont understand what makes a woman who puts out a whore- probably because she wouldn't give it up for one of us.

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