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Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Alex Rodriguez, mystery brunette hit women’s restroom at Miami hotel - NY Daily News

Those bathroom signs can be so confusing.

Jim Furtado Posted: November 13, 2013 at 01:51 PM | 70 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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   1. Ray (RDP) Posted: November 13, 2013 at 02:12 PM (#4599452)
Yip.
   2. Shooty Is Disappointed With His Midstream Urine Posted: November 13, 2013 at 02:15 PM (#4599456)
Even Hercules wouldn't clean that stall...
   3. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: November 13, 2013 at 02:17 PM (#4599457)
Hey, if you gotta go, you gotta go.
   4. Joey B. Posted: November 13, 2013 at 02:17 PM (#4599458)
"Baseball for the thinking fan." You've got to love it baby.
   5. You Know Nothing JT Snow (YR) Posted: November 13, 2013 at 02:17 PM (#4599459)
"Unmarried man may be having sex." WOTTA SCOOP!
   6. Bitter Mouse Posted: November 13, 2013 at 02:18 PM (#4599461)
ARod really likes stalls, they remind him of home.
   7. Bourbon Samurai Posted: November 13, 2013 at 02:34 PM (#4599473)
Awesome. A rod is the best.
   8. Don Geovany Soto (chris h.) Posted: November 13, 2013 at 02:41 PM (#4599480)
Primey for #6.
   9. BDC Posted: November 13, 2013 at 02:43 PM (#4599483)
Ted Williams : hitting :: Lou Gehrig : dignity :: Yogi Berra : language :: AROD : icky behavior
   10. Lassus Posted: November 13, 2013 at 02:54 PM (#4599492)
God help me, I basically agree with Joey here.
   11. tfbg9 Posted: November 13, 2013 at 02:56 PM (#4599493)
Alex needs to seek greener pastures.
   12. Dan Lee is some pumkins Posted: November 13, 2013 at 02:59 PM (#4599498)
Listen, people make questionable decisions after consuming grass. Don't blame the guy until you've had shoes nailed to your feet and you walk a mile.
   13. PreservedFish Posted: November 13, 2013 at 03:07 PM (#4599505)
If this stall's a clippity cloppin', don't come a knockin'.
   14. Shooty Is Disappointed With His Midstream Urine Posted: November 13, 2013 at 03:09 PM (#4599512)
God help me, I basically agree with Joey here.

Nay, Wilbur, nay!
   15. Danny Posted: November 13, 2013 at 03:10 PM (#4599515)
The most pathetic part of this is that there are three authors on the byline.
   16. Shooty Is Disappointed With His Midstream Urine Posted: November 13, 2013 at 03:15 PM (#4599518)
The most pathetic part of this is that there are three authors on the byline.

Oh, it's quite a competition for most pathetic part of this story.
   17. The Chronicles of Reddick Posted: November 13, 2013 at 03:20 PM (#4599524)
Having sex in a bathroom stall is not very neighhh-borly of him.
   18. TJ Posted: November 13, 2013 at 03:23 PM (#4599529)
Can't blame A-Rod for horsing around...
   19. Dan Lee is some pumkins Posted: November 13, 2013 at 03:29 PM (#4599535)
Not sure why they're singling him out and not treating everybody equually.
   20. Edmundo got dem ol' Kozma blues again mama Posted: November 13, 2013 at 03:31 PM (#4599537)
Is that the best he can do for a bridle suite?
   21. Chip Posted: November 13, 2013 at 03:32 PM (#4599539)
What the story doesn't mention is the gift basket of carrots and sugar cubes the brunette later received.
   22. Edmundo got dem ol' Kozma blues again mama Posted: November 13, 2013 at 03:33 PM (#4599540)
To his credit, Arod handled questions about this episode with his usual equinimity.
   23. Dan Lee is some pumkins Posted: November 13, 2013 at 03:34 PM (#4599542)
For crying out loud, this is the 21st centaury. Are we really still talking about this kind of thing?
   24. SG Posted: November 13, 2013 at 03:36 PM (#4599544)
For crying out loud, this is the 21st centaury. Are we really still talking about this kind of thing?


Get off your high horse.
   25. Dan Lee is some pumkins Posted: November 13, 2013 at 03:40 PM (#4599550)
I'll try to rein in my outrage.
   26. Fernigal McGunnigle has become a merry hat Posted: November 13, 2013 at 03:42 PM (#4599551)
To his credit, Arod handled questions about this episode with his usual equinimity.

Holy crap, I can't believe I hadn't remembered this before: Arod is the horse that Legolas and Gimli ride in The Lord of the Rings. How exciting! Now if we can only get MLB players named Hasufel and Shadowfax...
   27. Dan Lee is some pumkins Posted: November 13, 2013 at 03:44 PM (#4599555)
There really needs to be a Gallop Poll to see if anyone cares about ARod anymore.
   28. if nature called, ladodger34 would listen Posted: November 13, 2013 at 03:47 PM (#4599560)
Really, who gives a #### about this kind of stuff? I mean, this kind of stuff is interesting in peer groups, but national news? Get a life!
   29. TJ Posted: November 13, 2013 at 03:50 PM (#4599561)
Wonder if the woman's name was Winnie?
   30. dejarouehg Posted: November 13, 2013 at 03:51 PM (#4599563)
To err is human, to forgive is equine
   31. A big pile of nonsense (gef the talking mongoose) Posted: November 13, 2013 at 03:51 PM (#4599564)

Really, who gives a #### about this kind of stuff? I mean, this kind of stuff is interesting in peer groups, but national news? Get a life!


Have you seen what passes for national news lately? I mean, I agree, but obviously the major "news" outlets don't.
   32. Crispix reaches boiling point with lackluster play Posted: November 13, 2013 at 03:52 PM (#4599565)
ARod was in Miami this weekend, and didn't run in the Sunshine Millions at Gulfstream Park?

There's a link here to the PDF previewing the Filly & Mare Turf race. Maybe his companion is on the list.
   33. Dan Lee is some pumkins Posted: November 13, 2013 at 03:54 PM (#4599566)
If you don't like this sort of news, you just need to have blinders on.
   34. Crispix reaches boiling point with lackluster play Posted: November 13, 2013 at 03:58 PM (#4599571)
Now if we can only get MLB players named Hasufel and Shadowfax...

Behold Hasufel! A player with the head of a Haselman, and the body of a Triunfel!
   35. The Chronicles of Reddick Posted: November 13, 2013 at 04:14 PM (#4599587)
Good to know that Arod is back in the saddle.
   36. Publius Publicola Posted: November 13, 2013 at 04:17 PM (#4599590)
   37. SG Posted: November 13, 2013 at 04:20 PM (#4599593)
kevin, you should at least mask the URL if you're going to do that.
   38. chemdoc Posted: November 13, 2013 at 04:31 PM (#4599610)
Fortunately, the two of them were rescued by Nomar Garciaparra before any further embarrassment ensued.
   39. The Mighty Quintana Posted: November 13, 2013 at 04:50 PM (#4599630)
They must've had to jockey for position in order to fit. Unless they were able to get a handicap...
   40. Fancy Pants Handles lap changes with class Posted: November 13, 2013 at 05:19 PM (#4599651)
Can we talk about the real outrage of this story? Look at the photo. How is that a brunette?! It's clearly dirty blonds!*

*I'd love to use the proper term for a horse's coat of that color... but well, I have no idea what that is
   41. Misirlou was a Buddhist prodigy Posted: November 13, 2013 at 05:49 PM (#4599668)
That's a picture of ARod's current girlfriend, not the one he took into the stall.
   42. BochysFingers Posted: November 13, 2013 at 06:09 PM (#4599681)
We'll know the real reason why Arod goes on the DL with a charley horse.
   43. Fred Lynn Nolan Ryan Sweeney Agonistes Posted: November 13, 2013 at 06:16 PM (#4599685)
Even for A-Rod's money, she couldn't be too soon.
   44. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: November 13, 2013 at 06:19 PM (#4599688)
I've only just heard this terrible news. Here I sit, brokenhearted.
   45. Bruce Chen's Huge Panamanian Robot Posted: November 13, 2013 at 06:42 PM (#4599703)
The centaur jokes never get old to me. I laugh at all of them every time.
   46. tfbg9 Posted: November 13, 2013 at 06:47 PM (#4599708)
Another horsh1t move by Arod. Too blunt?

   47. The District Attorney Posted: November 13, 2013 at 06:52 PM (#4599714)
Arod is the horse that Legolas and Gimli ride in The Lord of the Rings. How exciting! Now if we can only get MLB players named Hasufel and Shadowfax...
Or Lord of the Rings characters named Jeter and Mariano. Aren't Peter Jackson etc. writing new material for the Hobbit trilogy?
   48. SteveM. Posted: November 13, 2013 at 06:56 PM (#4599718)
I'll try not to judge. I know of one marriage that started with a hookup in the bathroom of my fraternity house 20 some odd years ago.
   49. What's the realistic upside, RMc? Posted: November 13, 2013 at 07:15 PM (#4599726)
A-Rod (left) was busted in the women's restroom at the Delano Hotel in Miami early Sunday morning with a mystery brunette who was clearly not his blond girlfriend, Torrie Wilson (right).


Frankly, I wonder how her Delano rose felt.

\Got nuthin'
   50. bobm Posted: November 13, 2013 at 07:42 PM (#4599738)
I have a haunch they just want to stirrup trouble.
   51. BDC Posted: November 13, 2013 at 07:47 PM (#4599741)
I know of one marriage that started with a hookup in the bathroom of my fraternity house 20 some odd years ago

Where did they fit all the guests.
   52. Bitter Mouse Posted: November 13, 2013 at 08:12 PM (#4599751)
The centaur jokes never get old to me. I laugh at all of them every time.


I will be truly sorry when Arod is put out to pasture, because I too love them so very much. He is my favorite player, and of course my favorite horse.
   53. Fancy Pants Handles lap changes with class Posted: November 13, 2013 at 10:57 PM (#4599828)
I will be truly sorry when Arod is put out to pasture

Well, judging from the article, the Yankees may have already put him out to stud...
   54. AuntBea Posted: November 13, 2013 at 10:59 PM (#4599830)
Can we talk about the real outrage of this story? Look at the photo. How is that a brunette?! It's clearly dirty blonds!


A horse of a different color?
   55. ptodd Posted: November 13, 2013 at 11:30 PM (#4599844)
Not like he cheated on his wife. Of course, he has done that too, but then so did the Babe.
   56. spike Posted: November 14, 2013 at 07:57 PM (#4600446)
You might say
(removes sunglasses)
He was hot to trot.

YEAHHHHHHHHH!
   57. Rennie's Tenet Posted: November 14, 2013 at 10:41 PM (#4600522)
We should just be grateful that he wasn't going into the men's restroom with John Henry.
   58. SoSHially Unacceptable Posted: November 14, 2013 at 10:48 PM (#4600524)
You might say
(removes sunglasses)
He was hot to trot.

YEAHHHHHHHHH!


I loved that episode of CSI*: Miami.

*Centaur Sex Investigators


   59. Edmundo got dem ol' Kozma blues again mama Posted: November 15, 2013 at 12:08 AM (#4600539)
A horse of a different color?

Or whores of a different color.
   60. Mom makes botox doctors furious Posted: November 15, 2013 at 05:40 AM (#4600591)
Given his legal problems and .. the anxiety .. all that anxiety he must be feeling .. weighing on his ample mind ...

What's the over/under that she was shagging a dead horse ?
   61. vivaelpujols Posted: November 15, 2013 at 08:49 AM (#4600617)
Former playboy model girlfriend? ARod's a stud!
   62. The kids disappeared, now Der-K has too much candy Posted: November 15, 2013 at 09:04 AM (#4600621)
Hey, hey - this was innocent - she was just trying to lead him to water.
   63. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: November 15, 2013 at 09:08 AM (#4600623)
I'm sick of these tabloid reporters trying to stirrup trouble.
   64. PreservedFish Posted: November 15, 2013 at 09:18 AM (#4600625)
I give extra credit to jokes that refer only to a horse's bottom half.
   65. The kids disappeared, now Der-K has too much candy Posted: November 15, 2013 at 09:29 AM (#4600630)
I do too, but that doesn't mean I wasn't tempted to make a reference to a halter top.
Would like it if people didn't keep going to the same jokes, though.
   66. SoSHially Unacceptable Posted: November 15, 2013 at 09:34 AM (#4600635)
I give extra credit to jokes that refer only to a horse's bottom half.


That's why Post 7 is the gold standard for Arod jokes, as far as I'm concerned.

   67. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: November 15, 2013 at 09:46 AM (#4600641)
I give extra credit to jokes that refer only to a horse's bottom half.

A-Rod has an aponeurotic sheetlike fibrous membrane, resembling a flattened tendon, that serves as a fascia to bind external abdominal oblique muscles together with bone... IN HIS PANTS.
   68. Shooty Is Disappointed With His Midstream Urine Posted: November 15, 2013 at 09:50 AM (#4600644)
What's the over/under that she was shagging a dead horse ?

More likely she was, ahem, beating a dead horse...

My #2 is the best of this thread. Damn your lack of classical educations!
   69. Bitter Mouse Posted: November 15, 2013 at 09:53 AM (#4600648)
#7 from post #66 may never be topped.

And I liked #2 as well. I showed up to post that joke and was beaten to it. ARod is evergreen though, it seems like there is always another story, another joke. Of course we thought that about Frenchy too, and that gravy train ended (sadly).
   70. Shooty Is Disappointed With His Midstream Urine Posted: November 15, 2013 at 09:56 AM (#4600651)
#7 from post #66 may never be topped.

True.

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