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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

AP: Mariners’ Bedard scratched with sore buttocks

PEORIA, Ariz. (AP)—Seattle Mariners left-hander Erik Bedard was scratched from his scheduled start against Kansas City on Wednesday because of a sore butt.

Thanks to Jon Weisman from Dodger Thoughts for the link.

Tripon Posted: March 11, 2009 at 10:15 PM | 41 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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1. Best Regards, L.M. Posted: March 11, 2009 at 10:31 PM (#3100439)

Well, maybe if he stopped scratching them they'd be less sore.

2. DKDC Posted: March 11, 2009 at 10:32 PM (#3100440)

Who/What did Bedard scratch with his sore buttocks?

3. Crispix Attacks 2: Swag Airlines Posted: March 11, 2009 at 10:33 PM (#3100441)

A needle, containing steroids.

4. Neutral Milk Dotel (Dan Lee) Posted: March 11, 2009 at 10:35 PM (#3100445)

I think you're reading it wrong, DKDC. He was scratched with sore buttocks, which...barring Cirque de Soleil-esque flexibility on Bedard's part...pretty much had to belong to someone else.

5. Crispix Attacks 2: Swag Airlines Posted: March 11, 2009 at 10:39 PM (#3100455)

That's how they vaccinated people against buttockpox, in the days before sterilized needles.

6. robinred

Posted: March 11, 2009 at 10:43 PM (#3100463)

Next time I have an itch, I am going to ask my gf to scratch me with her buttocks.

7. Best Regards, L.M. Posted: March 11, 2009 at 10:45 PM (#3100465)

Next time I have an itch, I am going to ask my gf to scratch me with her buttocks.

Make sure you get them sore, first.

8. Juan V Posted: March 11, 2009 at 10:50 PM (#3100473)

See you in 2011, Erik

9. Tripon Posted: March 11, 2009 at 10:52 PM (#3100475)

I don't think his ass is so bad that he can't pitch until 2011.

10. birdlives is one crazy ninja Posted: March 11, 2009 at 10:52 PM (#3100476)

That's TWO threads, TWO, about buttocks in one day.

11. Bernal Diaz has an angel on his shoulder Posted: March 11, 2009 at 10:53 PM (#3100478)

Dear Erik,

Take the plunger out of the toilet before sitting down.

Hugs and kisses,

BD

12. Crispix Attacks 2: Swag Airlines Posted: March 11, 2009 at 10:55 PM (#3100479)

I don't think his ass is so bad that he can't pitch until 2011.

But does he have a bad enough ass to rescue the president?

13. Halofan Posted: March 11, 2009 at 10:55 PM (#3100480)

Folks, can we just turn the other cheek?

14. phredbird

Posted: March 11, 2009 at 10:58 PM (#3100485)

(p)ass

15. The George Sherrill Selection Posted: March 11, 2009 at 11:21 PM (#3100513)

Perhaps it's time to bring back my old "Pat Gillick's Hemorrhoids" moniker.

16. JRVJ (formerly Delta Socrates) Posted: March 11, 2009 at 11:25 PM (#3100517)

When did Carl Pavano move to Seattle?

17. Gamingboy Posted: March 11, 2009 at 11:27 PM (#3100518)

This hasn't been a good spring for Canada, has it?

18. flournoy Posted: March 11, 2009 at 11:34 PM (#3100524)

When asked about his injury, Bedard had some stupid answer, some dumbass answer.

19. Dan Evensen Posted: March 11, 2009 at 11:37 PM (#3100530)

That's what the Mariners get for trying to butt their way into the playoffs.

20. MSalfino Posted: March 12, 2009 at 12:20 AM (#3100568)

Assman.

21. Freeballin' (Tales of Met Power) Posted: March 12, 2009 at 12:46 AM (#3100601)

Paging Mike Piazza. Will Mr. Piazza please pick up a house phone.

22. Dan Evensen Posted: March 12, 2009 at 01:34 AM (#3100645)

We should go back to old Primer for this thread. I want to see the return of Rear Admiral Ackbar.

23. galaxieboi Posted: March 12, 2009 at 01:35 AM (#3100647)

Whatever. At least his ass can't tear it's labrum, or something.

24. zonk Posted: March 12, 2009 at 01:39 AM (#3100652)

We should go back to old Primer for this thread. I want to see the return of Rear Admiral Ackbar.

It's the crap?

25. Exploring Leftist Conservatism since 2008 (ark..) Posted: March 12, 2009 at 01:41 AM (#3100658)

It's a private matter. Butt out, guys.

26. zonk Posted: March 12, 2009 at 01:43 AM (#3100662)

Assman.

Fusilli Erik?

27. Infinite Joost (Voxter)

Posted: March 12, 2009 at 01:54 AM (#3100680)

This is fantasstic.

28. Stevis Posted: March 12, 2009 at 02:06 AM (#3100685)

Geez, guys, you missed the most sophomoric line:

He had some stiffness in there about four days ago,

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

29. Jim (jimmuscomp) Posted: March 12, 2009 at 02:45 AM (#3100721)

What a jewel of a thread...

Thanks to one an all...

30. nick swisher hygiene Posted: March 12, 2009 at 02:49 AM (#3100723)

Ass not what BTF can do for you, ass what you can do for BTF!

31. Willie Mayspedes Posted: March 12, 2009 at 02:57 AM (#3100733)

Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.

32. The Most Interesting Man In The World Posted: March 12, 2009 at 04:30 AM (#3100779)

Lemme get this straight, he has an ass problem, which causes him to avoid handling balls?

33. Meatwads stronger now, ready for the house Posted: March 12, 2009 at 05:12 AM (#3100798)

i think as the owner of the rectum rangers (fantasy baseball team) im now obligated to draft him

34. bookbook Posted: March 12, 2009 at 06:39 AM (#3100828)

It's going to be a long year in Mariner land.

35. Tripon Posted: March 12, 2009 at 06:52 AM (#3100833)

You mean long rear in Mariner land.

36. Dan Evensen Posted: March 12, 2009 at 07:39 AM (#3100838)

Damn kids. Back in my day, players like Roger Clemens wouldn't sit anything out, no matter how sore their butts were from steroid injections.

Surprised not to see any S/M jokes...

37. Obi One Kenobi Nil

Posted: March 12, 2009 at 07:57 AM (#3100841)

Sounds like the Mariners have been little to enthusiastic in their arse slapping

38. RollingWave Posted: March 12, 2009 at 11:47 AM (#3100853)

At least it's not a bruised buttock, so he probably won't follow it up by breaking his ribs while driving some sports car + hot chick.

39. Sam M. Posted: March 12, 2009 at 01:03 PM (#3100883)

This happened because Erik was hoist by my own Bedard.

40. Infinite Joost (Voxter)

Posted: December 09, 2012 at 08:19 PM (#4320450)

Remember when this happened?

41. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: December 09, 2012 at 09:11 PM (#4320472)

Man ass is a dish best served cold.

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