oscar

i don't think that as a blogger i am noble or something. i just think i am a human with rights to say my thoughts just like him.

and i get a little concerned when someone thinks i should be killed for that.

it wasn't that long ago that exactly that happened to my ancestors. even if they were not jewish

I'm sorry, Voxter, but it's a two way street. If a reader expects a civil response, he can't be sending insulting links in his original letter. Conlin didn't show contempt for "his readers" in this case.

It's not a two-way street. This goes to my first point: A professional who allows himself to be provoked by the impugnments of amateurs demonstrates a lack of confidence in his own product.

No argument here with your second sentence---you may have noticed my description of Conlin---but it has nothing to do with the first one. It most surely is a two way street, and a reader has every bit as much obligation to be civil as a columnist. The fact that so many "readers" seem not to consider this obligation is one reason why the great majority of web forums---and a fairly high percentage of opinion-based weblogs---are so completely worthless.

If a reporter or columnist from a different section of the newspaper was responding to people who criticized him with vitriol and venom -- no matter what provocation they provided him -- he'd be in some very serious trouble. This is not a matter of opinion, it's a matter of fact. The sports section of any given newspaper seems to operate under different rules than the rest, or to want to.

I'd like to see some real evidence of that, with examples of "no matter what provocation." If the matter of crashburn v. conlin came before my "editor's desk," my first instinct would be to wonder why I was even being bothered with this; my second instinct would be to ask crashburn what the point of the FJM link was; and my third instinct might be, once Conlin knew I had his back, to tell Conlin to cool it with the bile.

He showed contempt for one reader who forwarded one highly inflammatory link with no indication that the link's tone was out of line.

In this instance, a paraphrase of Jesus applies: Every reader is your readership. One guy, a thousand guys, it doesn't matter. Your attitude must be that something either deserves a respectful response, or is so inflammatory, arrogant, or out there as to not merit response. It's tough, but again, the man is being paid. If he can't comport himself as a professional, regardless of what the amateurs do, then he probably shouldn't be one.

That may be a great coveryourass policy, and in truth if I were a columnist I'd try my best to follow it myself. But I'd have no general problem with allowing a sports columnist (or any columnist) to handle criticism in his own way, unless he was engaging in broad and stereotypical racial or sexual insults that reflected beyond the one reader. You "pay" columnists to engage in controversy, for Christsake.

but that's my point, bc--I mean, if you seriously think the conditions exist in this country for a pogrom of bloggers..........ain't gonna happen. I simply want to point out the difference between stupid rhetoric and an actual threat.

by the way, it's been over 100 posts, and yet no one has seized the obvious:

First they came for the Bloggers, and I did not speak out--
because I was not a Blogger.....

I thought of that one, too, oscar. I'm only a little surprised that it hasn't been trotted out yet.

Pogroms, indeed. BC, I don't think you really have to stock up on bottled water and hard candy. Conlin probably doesn't even know how to find Houston on a map.

thats exactly what we need here .
a ####### blue ribbon panel investigation into Conlin ..

If your guy apologizes, swears never to do it again, and doesn't appear to have done it in the past, it blows over no problem in a little while. If any of those conditions aren't met, then there's a bigger issue at hand.

Dear Bud Selig.
Can you please investigate this Conlin/Nazi connection.
'sources' claim when he was a teenager, he drew swastikas on his pee-chee folder.
This source also has a photo of him saluting Adolf Hitler himself, (a neighbor claims he was pointing at a bird.)

as commissioner of baseball, can you please investigate.

for the children.
for the good of the game.

sincerely.
concerned BTF brethren

Hey.
A Christmas story is on. :)

I hate the smell of tapioca

Dang, Chef, that should have been my punchline.

Rent, I never fail to be amused by your contributions.

Time for bed.

You'll note, GR, that I was very explicitly not talking about the Hitler thing specifically, but about the attitude toward readers in general. I'd hope so, anyway. Clearly you haven't yet.

That may be a great coveryourass policy, and in truth if I were a columnist I'd try my best to follow it myself.

That's not a cover-your-ass policy. That's one of the responsibilities involved in being a professional. If you want the readership and authority involved in being a Professional Sports Columnist, you have to be willing to behave in a more reasoned and adult manner than the bloggers Conlin so clearly holds in contempt. I have no problem with the idea of columnists defending their ideas on their own and without the input of superiors to some degree, but there have to be guidelines and limitations. It's like the dress code. You don't make your reporters put on ties because it's fun or because you think it looks nice. You do it so that they look presentable, professional and adult when they're out in the world. If what they want to do is get down in the trenches and participate in quasi-literate ad hominem thuggery, by all means, they should start a blog. Start it on their own time, and maintain it from home. And continue not to respond to criticism of what they write in the newspaper with that kind of stuff.

Conlin clearly believes that his position puts him above the rabble. He has to comport himself commensurately, or join the mob.

vox.

he is a sports writer.
since when is there a professional standard for sports writers?
and since when do they wear ties?

when political correctness invades sports trash talk, and the sports scribes are required to wear ties, its all over right? the terrorists win.

vox.

he is a sports writer.
since when is there a professional standard for sports writers?
and since when do they wear ties?

I feel like I'm channeling George Steinbrenner, but I'll say it anyway: If he worked for me, he'd wear a tie.

And now the terrorists really have won.

If you want the salary of being a baseball columnist (a salary I'm not sure Conlin collects anymore) then you have the responsibility to write things that keep people buying and talking about the paper. Which means, in many markets, the responsibility to infuriate people, not flatter or appease them. For better and worse, Conlin is most like the sports-talk guys, popular not for being right but often for being wrong. If he were right and polite more often, he'd be worse at his job.

If the matter of crashburn v. conlin came before my "editor's desk," my first instinct would be to wonder why I was even being bothered with this...

Here's the only thing I don't get here, Andy. Given the way people generally respond to Hitler being tossed around, and they way they've responded to this in particular, don't you think as someone in charge your first instinct of "no one cares about this crap, get away from me" would basically be, well, wrong? If you want to teach the public a lesson by being above it all, I do think that's a plan of attack; but to toss it off as if no one cares just means that you assume everyone thinks like you do. An assumption that seems clearly incorrect.

"What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?"

I don't know, but I'm sitting in a room right now with Hitler, Stalin and a lawyer. I have a gun, but only two bullets...

Well, Hitler and Stalin are already dead, so it would be really stupid to waste bullets on them. Shoot the lawyer twice.

If the matter of crashburn v. conlin came before my "editor's desk," my first instinct would be to wonder why I was even being bothered with this...

Here's the only thing I don't get here, Andy. Given the way people generally respond to Hitler being tossed around, and they way they've responded to this in particular, don't you think as someone in charge your first instinct of "no one cares about this crap, get away from me" would basically be, well, wrong?

Not really. One of the most important jobs of being an editor is the ability to differentiate between a fire and a firefly. And Conlin's response, when taken in context of crashburn's original letter with the FJM link, clearly falls on the firefly side of the scale.

The Hitler references here on BTF are indeed always protested, but 90% of those protests are of the eye rolling, "Oh, no, not this again..." variety, often accompanied by a Godwin's Law link. The truly offended are nearly always a distinct minority within a minority. It is not an editor's job to reflect the sensibilities of the most easily offended 5% of his readership.

If you want the salary of being a baseball columnist (a salary I'm not sure Conlin collects anymore) then you have the responsibility to write things that keep people buying and talking about the paper. Which means, in many markets, the responsibility to infuriate people, not flatter or appease them. For better and worse, Conlin is most like the sports-talk guys, popular not for being right but often for being wrong. If he were right and polite more often, he'd be worse at his job.

IMO he wouldn't be "worse"---in fact he'd be better---but he wouldn't be the "Conlin" that his employers had bargained for. And GregD's broader point is made absurdly obvious by a glance at all the BS trashtalking and namecalling on any cable sports or news channel.

Let me put it this way: When Lou Dobbs (a raging fire of incendiary bigotry) loses his job, I'll be convinced that a new age is truly upon us. Until then, I'm for leaving the fireflies (Bill Conlin and Tim Page) alone.

Lou Dobbs (a raging fire of incendiary bigotry)

The use of the word "raging" seems to imply that Lou is a homosexual. To make the meaning clearer you may want to change incendiary to flaming.

(Good line Andy I may steal it.)

Lou Dobbs (a raging fire of incendiary bigotry)

The use of the word "raging" seems to imply that Lou is a homosexual. To make the meaning clearer you may want to change incendiary to flaming.

I won't touch that one with a six inch pole.

Which means, in many markets, the responsibility to infuriate people, not flatter or appease them.

There's a difference between being controversial in the paper, and being insulting in direct communication. I don't really like the idea of controversy for controversy's sake, but the latter proposition is unacceptable.

Which means, in many markets, the responsibility to infuriate people, not flatter or appease them.

There's a difference between being controversial in the paper, and being insulting in direct communication. I don't really like the idea of controversy for controversy's sake, but the latter proposition is unacceptable

Again, I'd be much more inclined to agree with you if you didn't brush off the fact that Conlin was not the one who began with the insults---and if that FJM link wasn't an insult, the word has little or no meaning.

You see this as some sort of Big Issue between an institution (The News) and its "readers," in spite of the fact that until crashburn went public with Conlin's response, the "readers" in question consisted of exactly one person. I see this as a man who picked a fight with a unilaterally imposed set of rules, and then called in his friends when the person he picked the fight with didn't accept his onesided rules of combat.

And until you recognize the fundamental difference between being an instigator and a responder, and acknowledge the fact that crashburn began this sad exchange, any assignment of Conlin to a moral low ground here seems more than a little fishy.

Thank you, Andy, for your real-life take on this non-issue.

It's amusing to think a few dozen people in a relatively obscure part of the internet universe represent significant public opinion. The self-importance far outweighs the actual importance in the big scheme of things.

More amusing:

he is a sports writer.
since when is there a professional standard for sports writers?
and since when do they wear ties?

Given some email responses to readers I've seen from Marcus Hayes, I'm wondering if there isn't a more general problem at the Daily News.

Plus, it's Philadelphia, where rude is the status quo.

As someone brought up in Philadelphia who most people do not consider rude, I say "Thanks. Thank you very much."

You wouldn't by any chance be a New Yorker, would you? :-) (smiley)

You see this as some sort of Big Issue between an institution (The News) and its "readers," in spite of the fact that until crashburn went public with Conlin's response, the "readers" in question consisted of exactly one person.

You keep saying things like this, but the fact is that I don't. It's a simple matter of company policy. You must not allow yourself to be antagonized by a reader to the point of responding in anger. I've said this maybe a half a dozen times, but I'll say it again: IT FUNDAMENTALLY DOES NOT MATTER WHO STARTED IT. The onus is on the reporter -- REGARDLESS OF THE INSINUATIONS, ATTACKS, OR IMPUGNMENTS OF HIS CORRESPONDENT -- to communicate respectfully or not at all.

What Conlin should have done in this case (assuming he followed the Fire Joe Morgan link) was ignore the missive, if he couldn't respond without vitriol.

And until you recognize the fundamental difference between being an instigator and a responder, and acknowledge the fact that crashburn began this sad exchange, any assignment of Conlin to a moral low ground here seems more than a little fishy.

Are you now trying to imply that I have some sort of vested interest in siding with a blog I have never read against the industry from whose teat I have gained succor for nearly thirty years, as both an employee and employer? "Fishy", my ass. In the court of public opinion, on some spectrum of moral or ethical right or wrong, perhaps it matters if Conlin was the instigator or not. As a matter of professional conduct, it does not.

Andy,

I worked three years as an editor, and another six or seven as a sports editor. So I'm not talking mere hypotheticals, as you are.

Newspaper columnists and reporters have been getting angry phone calls/letters/now e-mails forever. There is a right way to deal with them and a wrong way. Conlin chose the worst possible way, short of a seven-state shooting spree.

Conlin could have, as many have before him, ignored the insulting link and dealt with the subject at hand. He also could have responsed politely to Bill informing him that he would be happy to discuss the column with him, but only if he's going to approach it in a civil manner and not by linking to inflammatory blogs. Or, he could have done what many editors do with the profane or over-the-top complaints and dismissed it out of hand. Every one of these responses is preferable to replying in an even more hostile manner. That is simply not acceptable, ever, even if the other guy started it. I wouldn't fire him over it, but I'd make it clear that this wasn't the way the paper did business and further incidents would result in his termination.

As an editor, I really don't care about the behavior of crashburn alley or FJM or any other reader out there. I only concern myself with the conduct of my employees, which I expect to be at a level above the average reader.

Voxter,

I guess we just disagree on the relative importance we place on the matter of who started it. Fair enough.

What Conlin should have done in this case (assuming he followed the Fire Joe Morgan link) was ignore the missive, if he couldn't respond without vitriol.

I've never disputed what Conlin "should have done." I've only disputed what an editor's response should be if he didn't follow this sound advice.

As for "fishy," I apologize for any sloppy ambiguity in how I used the word. I meant only that the argument was fishy as in being of dubious logic, not that you had any vested interest in the outcome.

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And SoSH, the same response I gave to Voxter would apply to you. I'm not defending Conlin's conduct, beyond saying that it was (a) trivial (a firefly, not a fire) and (b) there should be no repercussions to Conlin other than perhaps a quiet word to him on the side. How you choose to deal with your own employees is your own business.

BTW I owned a shop for 23 years, and when it came down to a customer's complaint vs. an employee, my "policy" was that the first and foremost question was what the facts were---and trust me, I heard both sides out fully and fairly.

If the customer had a legitimate beef I'd let the employee know it and make sure it wasn't repeated, but if the customer was a crank (and it's not all that hard to discern this after listening to him for a few minutes, and noting the underlying facts) and my employee was a bit less than discreet in dealing with him, I'd have a good laugh and turn the page. Respect and civility are two way streets, no matter what "professional" standards happen to be etched in granite. I never lost any sleep over losing the patronage of a crank, since 99% of my customers weren't.

And until you recognize the fundamental difference between being an instigator and a responder, and acknowledge the fact that crashburn began this sad exchange, any assignment of Conlin to a moral low ground here seems more than a little fishy.

But even if a link to FJM were really "instigation" -- a rather silly proposition -- that's irrelevant. The relevant distinction is between professional and amateur. There is no job in which an employee is permitted to insult or curse at a customer, regardless of what the customer said.

The customer is not actually always right, but that's up to management to determine, not an employee. And the remedy for a jackass customer is to kick him out, not to allow employees to insult him while on the job.

Apparently, Conlin has a job in which he can respond as he pleases.

The customer is not actually always right, but that's up to management to determine, not an employee. And the remedy for a jackass customer is to kick him out, not to allow employees to insult him while on the job.

It's up to management to set the ground rules, and it's up to the employee to obey those ground rules, or to work to change them, or to quit. No argument with any of that.

But in this case there were no apparent guidelines. I didn't realize you (of all people) were in favor of retroactive applications (he says with a big smile) of nonexistent rules.

And how do you "kick out" a jackass customer who almost certainly wasn't even a paying customer in the first place? Maybe you pass his name around to other columnists in the manner of Elaine's doctors.

I guess the remedy that we all might agree on would be for Conlin's editor to make some explicit rules or guidelines about replying to rude e-mails. And I see nothing wrong with the sort of guidelines that Voxter suggests, so long as they're not going to be applied retroactively in any sort of punitive way.

And while we're at it, it might be nice to have some guidelines for addressing e-mails to people you don't even know.

Such guidelines might even include, heaven forbid, restraining from linking to rude weblogs that expressly insult the person you'e sending your e-mail to.

They also might include an understanding that private e-mails are just that---private, unless both parties agree otherwise.

And if that's too straightlaced, an alternative guideline might be for any correspondent to provide a real name, address and phone number, instead of hiding behind anonymity like the chickenshits who make up the great majority of e-mail ranters. That way any anonymous or pseudonymed e-mail can be dumped into the spam box where it belongs.

Andy, I have a hard time believing that the Philadelphia Daily News doesn't already have some guidelines on how to deal with rude e-mails or other reader correspondence, considering they've likely been receiving them for as long as the paper has been around. Conlin should have known better, but likely considers himself above such guidelines (and if he's genuinely not getting paid for his ramblings, then I can't say I blame him for that POV).

Additionally, if the PDN is going to give its content away for free, then it really doesn't matter if crashburnalley is a paying customer. He's a customer.

Andy, I have a hard time believing that the Philadelphia Daily News doesn't already have some guidelines on how to deal with rude e-mails or other reader correspondence, considering they've likely been receiving them for as long as the paper has been around.

Maybe so, but I've never heard anyone mention them before.

Additionally, if the PDN is going to give its content away for free, then it really doesn't matter if crashburnalley is a paying customer. He's a customer.

People who bought books from my book shop were customers.

People who hung out there all day without buying anything were browsers. Some of my best friends are browsers.

People who hung out all day without buying anything and insulted my manager were something else. I felt no obligation to accommodate their grievances.

I guess the remedy that we all might agree on would be for Conlin's editor to make some explicit rules or guidelines about replying to rude e-mails.

Every newspaper in America has had guidelines like that for years (guidelines that are an extension of how to respond to old fashioned letters) -- and every employee gets hammered with those guidleines to ensure the paper doesn't end up with egg on its face in the future. Even Bill Plaschke and TJ Simers respond to personal emails in a civilized manner, although it is usually through a "form letter" approach. Conlin certainly careened into the realm of unprofessional in terms of how a journalist should respond to an email. However, his breach certainly isn't the type of thing that gets a reporter canned. Besides, it isn't as if the Daily News is a pinnacle of print --- the local free daily has a larger circulation. However, Conlin committed a gaffe that newspapers have guidelines to avoid.

That being said, I agree that the blogger was baiting Conlin. The blogger appears to have desired some sort of response to print, and boy, did he ever get one. He received far more than he dreamed for -- a neatly wrapped Christmas present come early.

Conlin certainly careened into the realm of unprofessional in terms of how a journalist should respond to an email. However, his breach certainly isn't the type of thing that gets a reporter canned.

Once again, the difference between the fire and the firefly, in addition to the context which you acknowledge in your last paragraph.

That being said, I agree that the blogger was baiting Conlin. The blogger appears to have desired some sort of response to print, and boy, did he ever get one. He received far more than he dreamed for -- a neatly wrapped Christmas present come early.

If his sole ambition was to certify his credentials among the FJM style ranters, I suppose that's true, and so your point is well taken. But I can think of better Christmas presents than that.

And how do you "kick out" a jackass customer who almost certainly wasn't even a paying customer in the first place? Maybe you pass his name around to other columnists in the manner of Elaine's doctors.

I don't see what the issue of whether someone is paying has to do with whether you kick them out. You can't kick out people here because the establishment is virtual rather than real. But you can (a) ignore them, or (b) respond with a form letter. "Dear Sir/Madam. Thank you for your correspondence. Sincerely, Bill Conlin."

But in this case there were no apparent guidelines.

I'm not sure where you're getting that from. Obviously the web/email has increased the volume of contact between readers and writers, but it's not a new phenomenon. There have always been cranks out there who spend every day writing to the paper about some real or imagined complaint in that day's edition.

People who hung out all day without buying anything and insulted my manager were something else. I felt no obligation to accommodate their grievances.

But you probably didn't allow your manager to walk up to them and say, "Hey, jackass, I hate you. Hitler should have killed people who hang out in bookstores without buying anything."

If newspaper columnists cut off all real correspondence with readers, will that really be good for anyone?

Maybe I'm in the minority, but I prefer rudeness to niceness where niceness is just camouflage for true sentiment and action.

If his sole ambition was to certify his credentials among the FJM style ranters, I suppose that's true, and so your point is well taken. But I can think of better Christmas presents than that.

It appears his ambitions were:

1) to get Shanlin to respond in a way that makes Shanlin look like a jackass
2) get other bloggers to respond sympathetcally and send traffic his way.

Shanlin has a well-established reputation of responding angrily to those who respond to him -- it is part of his schtick. Surely this Philly blogger knew this and sent off a superficially polite request that would push Shanlin's buttons. The blogger couldn't have thought he was going to receive an "earnest dialogue" about Rollins' MVP from Shanlin. However, I don't think the blogger expected the delicious response (in his mind) Conlin gave him.

The one thing that doesn't jibe with me is Shanlin's pamphleteer remark. As a jounalist, Shanlin should know how pampleteers shaped U.S. history and U.S. journalism. I assume he thought the blogger didn't and could insult the blogger with the comment. Perhaps it was some sort of litmus test -- if the blogger didn't "get it", Conlin could more readily enjoy his derision.

I would never endorse the "always respectful" rule. Many reporters get crudely racist and sexist (and perverse) emails and letters. Maybe they'd be better off to delete them, but telling someone to grow up and #### off is a close second.

People who hung out all day without buying anything and insulted my manager were something else. I felt no obligation to accommodate their grievances.

But you probably didn't allow your manager to walk up to them and say, "Hey, jackass, I hate you. Hitler should have killed people who hang out in bookstores without buying anything."

Are you still taking that Hitler reference seriously? This from someone who practically invented the term "steroid McCarthyism" to describe the steroid hearings.

The Hitler crack was tasteless, stupid, and evidently offensive to the literalminded. Considering the provocation, that shouldn't require any sort of reaction by the newspaper beyond a mild private rebuke, any more than I'd want your bosses to penalize you or Kevin for your delightful personal attacks on one another, some of which I suspect may have been done on company time.

And think of the children who may read what you two say to each other!

Sheesh and double sheesh.

If newspaper columnists cut off all real correspondence with readers, will that really be good for anyone?

Maybe I'm in the minority, but I prefer rudeness to niceness where niceness is just camouflage for true sentiment and action.

Amen. I'd much rather get an inflammatory reaction from a real person (whom I'd just proactively insulted) than a form letter from a computer program. And I guarantee that crashburn feels the same way. Corporate indifference and autoresponses to "customers" are far worse slaps in the face than what Conlin did---you'll never see three entire threads full of free publicity resulting from a goddam form letter.

I would never endorse the "always respectful" rule. Many reporters get crudely racist and sexist (and perverse) emails and letters. Maybe they'd be better off to delete them, but telling someone to grow up and #### off is a close second.

And it remains to be seen what sort of "respect" should result from sending links like this to Conlin:

Hey, Bill Conlin just wrote an article about Jimmy Rollins winning the MVP. Guess what? Squanto could have written a better article. That's right. I said it. Squanto. (I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, can't I read just one sabermetrically-inclined meta-commentary "comedy" blog without running into a Squanto joke? The answer: no, you cannot. Squanto.)....

Flying Fireplug
OBP .344
OPS+ 118
EqA .298
BtRuns 15.0
VORP 66.1

Shitty Assplug
OBP .386
OPS+ 145
EqA .323
BtRuns 42.1
VORP 89.5

Shitty Assplug plays for the Florida Marlins. So yeah, instead of saying "the National League hasn't seen a season quite like this one since 1842!" a better thing to say would be "a season like this hasn't been seen since a season happening at this exact same time, only totally better in almost every way!"

and so on...

And you wonder why I call this whole thing way overblown?

Andy - I understand what you're saying in regards to the FJM link being inflammatory. Obviously, we'll never know, but notice that the emailer a) identified himself in the email as a Phillie fan and b) referred to his blog named Crashburn Alley, and yet Conlin's first response strongly suggested that because this emailer was pimping Wright that he was a Mets fan (despite his declaration of Phillie Phandom and naming his website after a Phillie*).

Given that, I think it's extremely unlikely - possible, certainly - that Conlin read the linked FJM article. I think he just saw someone on the internet questioning him and went off.

Course, there's no way to know for certain.

* I realize that Richie Ashburn wound up with the Mets, but I would assume that as a Philadelphian you'd associate Ashburn with the Phils.

Bill Conlin, however is a pedophile.

(Though that expression has always puzzled me. Who would want a cake if you couldn't eat it?).

The expression is backwards. It should be "eat your cake and have it." It's like the expression "head over heels." Isn't that the normal state of affairs? Shouldn't something really overwhelming make you "heels over head"?

Well, from my extensive experience at circus performances and from watching old Game of the Week broadcasts on NBC, I thought pies were much more thrower-friendly than cakes.

Would you say it is as easy as pie, or is it a piece of cake? (Carlin had a great bit on this.)

Bill Conlin is not a pedophile! He may be a pig, an idiot, an anti-Semite, and a pedophile, but he is NOT a porn star! Thank God.

It's like the expression "head over heels." Isn't that the normal state of affairs? Shouldn't something really overwhelming make you "heels over head"?

Speaking of idioms and body parts, if I were to be speaking behind your front (or in front of your back), I'd undeniably be discussing things behind you. So if I'm speaking behind your back, isn't that to your face?

So if I'm speaking behind your back, isn't that to your face?

Isn't "behind your back" further behind your face than your back? I suppose eventually you could be far enough behind someone's back to be addressing the face, with the curvature of the Earth.

The front of your back is pointing in the same direction as the front of your front.