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1. McCoy Wilfong for Money Posted: December 06, 2011 at 06:31 AM (#4007854)The camera, the living bra. The self-exploding hat.
He didn't invent the safety pin, the violin or heroin.
He didn't invent the French cuisine. He didn't get around to that.
There's one or two things he didn't produce. He didn't produce the chocolate mousse.
Tomato juice. There's no excuse. He didn't produce sliced bread.
He didn't produce the sailing yacht, the coffee pot, the golden shot.
He didn't invent the parking lot. Or even the golden thread.
There's one or two things that he didn't design. He didn't design the Northern Line.
The serpentine, the porcupine, the fluorescent trunks.
He didn't invent the roller skates, the Empire State, the dental rate
He didn't design the garden gate. He certainly missed the bus.
What were you doing, Valentine? It really is a crime.
For one that lived to sixty-one. How did you spend your time?
The internet, duh. But he didn't invent that, neither.
Thanks, but I can't in good conscience take any credit for it. Bonus points for anybody who recognizes the original source material.
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