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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Bradford: Red Sox outfielder Bay to become a United States citizen

Sure, sure…the bright lights of America yet anti-flag.

Jason Bay is making his last visit to the nation’s capital as an outsider looking in.

On Thursday, July 2, the Red Sox outfielder will officially become a United States citizen.

“I figure I might as well since this is where I’ll be working for probably the rest of my career,” said Bay prior to the Red Sox’ 6-4 win over the Nationals, Wednesday night, at Nationals Park. “It’s just a natural progression.”

...The most recent Red Sox player to gain his United States’ citizenship while playing for the team was David Ortiz, who was sworn in last June. Manny Ramirez also became a United States citizen in 2006, celebrating his accomplishment by carrying a flag of his new country while running out to his position in left field at Fenway Park.

“I don’t think I’ll do that,” the new Sox’ left fielder said.

 

 

Repoz Posted: June 25, 2009 at 03:57 AM | 198 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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   1. AROM Posted: June 25, 2009 at 04:14 AM (#3232187)
“I don’t think I’ll do that,” the new Sox’ left fielder said.


Commie.
   2. Damon Rutherford Posted: June 25, 2009 at 04:18 AM (#3232190)
I'd rather be a Commie than a Red Sox fan.
   3. IronChef Chris Wok Posted: June 25, 2009 at 04:18 AM (#3232191)
I was really hoping Jason Bay would plant a Canadian Flag on the mound of Yankee stadium, Team Korea style.
   4. rLr Is King Of The Romans And Above Grammar Posted: June 25, 2009 at 04:22 AM (#3232193)
He might take American citizenship, but anybody that bland will always be Canadian in his heart.
   5. Juan V Posted: June 25, 2009 at 04:28 AM (#3232197)
I'm guessing it's a dual nationality thing, right?
   6. akrasian Posted: June 25, 2009 at 04:33 AM (#3232201)
“I figure I might as well since this is where I’ll be working for probably the rest of my career,” said Bay prior to the Red Sox’ 6-4 win over the Nationals, Wednesday night, at Nationals Park. “It’s just a natural progression.”

That shows his love for his new country.

I hope he's not becoming a dual national. I've never understood that, at least for adults. Children born of parents from two countries - fine. Adults - if you become a citizen of one country, you should be required to give up the citizenship in your former country. Otherwise, it's just a "what can you do for me, but I can always retreat to the other country" relationship.
   7. rlc Posted: June 25, 2009 at 04:42 AM (#3232204)
Take off, ya hosehead.
   8. Hugh Jorgan Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:01 AM (#3232209)
I'm blaming the wife! But really what's the point? Does he gain tax benefits, is the rate higher in Canada or something? I don't really see the big deal why you'd want to change? Being Canadien is kind of cool in an underdog kind of way..

#5, I think you are correct. You can hold 2 passports. If they'll let some slacker like me carry both U.S. and Australian passports, then just about anyone can qualify.
   9. E., Hinske Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:11 AM (#3232211)
I don't really have a problem with dular citizenship when the countries are Canada and the United States. Bay probably crosses the American border at least five times annually. It's a pain in the ass dealing with a bunch of people who like to pretend that they're on the frontlines of the War on Terror, keeping America safe from Canadians. I'd imagine it's easier to cross if you're an American citizen.

I don't know if his wife is American, although I assume that she is, and it's probably less hassle for him post-career if he's an American citizen. My sister's married to an American and I think she'll end up doing the same thing.

I'd be ok with some sort of an open border myself, although with the guns there and the pot here, it's probably a political impossibility.
   10. Chase Utley, Shooty's Favorite Robot (Joey Belle) Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:12 AM (#3232212)
Sell-out.
   11. Slivers of Maranville (SdeB) Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:27 AM (#3232215)
Adults - if you become a citizen of one country, you should be required to give up the citizenship in your former country. Otherwise, it's just a "what can you do for me, but I can always retreat to the other country" relationship.


It doesn't work like that. If Bay gains dual nationality, then both Canada and the U.S. can draft him, for example. In fact he could be drafted by one country, do his service, get mustered out, then drafted by the second country.
   12. akrasian Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:38 AM (#3232224)
Yeah, but not an actual threat to Bay. And he can always renounce citizenship if need be. But in fact neither country requires national service, and he's old enough to be out of the most likely pool if either started.

Citizenship shouldn't be a convenience - Bay seems to have decided that he should be a US citizen because it's convenient. I see that as both a slap against the US AND Canada.
   13. BeanoCook Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:43 AM (#3232226)
It's a pain in the ass dealing with a bunch of people who like to pretend that they're on the frontlines of the War on Terror, keeping America safe from Canadians.


From Wikipedia:
Ahmed Ressam, an Algerian living in Canada, planned to bomb Los Angeles International Airport (LAX). He was arrested at Port Angeles, Washington after crossing by ferry from Victoria, British Columbia, on December 14, 1999. Customs officials then found nitroglycerin and four timing devices concealed in a spare tire well of his automobile. He and three other Algerians stood trial for the crime. Ressam began cooperating with investigators in 2001. On July 27, 2005, he was sentenced to 22 years in prison.

From Global Security.org

On December 14, 1999, Ressam drove his rental car onto the ferry from Victoria, Canada, to Port Angeles,Washington. Ressam planned to drive to Seattle and meet Meskini, with whom he would travel to Los Angeles and case LAX. They planned to detonate the bomb on or around January 1, 2000. At the Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) preinspection station in Victoria, Ressam presented officials with his genuine but fraudulently obtained Canadian passport, from which he had torn the Afghanistan entry and exit stamps.The INS agent on duty ran the passport through a variety of databases but, since it was not in Ressam’s name, he did not pick up the pending Canadian arrest warrants. After a cursory examination of Ressam’s car, the INS agents allowed Ressam to board the ferry. Late in the afternoon of December 14, Ressam arrived in Port Angeles. He waited for all the other cars to depart the ferry, assuming (incorrectly) that the last car off would draw less scrutiny. Customs officers assigned to the port, noticing Ressam’s nervousness, referred him to secondary inspection. When asked for additional identification, Ressam handed the Customs agent a Price Costco membership card in the same false name as his passport. As that agent began an initial pat-down, Ressam panicked and tried to run away.

Inspectors examining Ressam’s rental car found the explosives concealed in the spare tire well, but at first they assumed the white powder and viscous liquid were drug-related—until an inspector pried apart and identified one of the four timing devices concealed within black boxes. Ressam was placed under arrest. Investigators guessed his target was in Seattle. They did not learn about the Los Angeles airport planning until they reexamined evidence seized in Montreal in 2000; they obtained further details when Ressam began cooperating in May 2001.
   14. Hugh Jorgan Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:48 AM (#3232232)
Citizenship shouldn't be a convenience - Bay seems to have decided that he should be a US citizen because it's convenient. I see that as both a slap against the US AND Canada.

Mate...lighten up. Personally I reckon all the democratic countries shouldn't have any borders and you should be able to live, work, raise a family, pay taxes and die anywhere you damn please. It's the barriers that rankle people. Why do you think America was the kick-arse place it was? Because any old schmoe from some backwater country could go there at one time and try to make it big, they didn't give a crap where you were from. That's the attitude every democracy needs to adopt.
   15. BeanoCook Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:51 AM (#3232233)
I agree with you H Jorgan, as far as individual liberty is concerned. I'd certainly oppose a global government or organization which imposes restrictions and laws on free and democratic nations.
   16. Raskolnikov Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:56 AM (#3232235)
We take Jason Bay from Canada. They can have Sean Avery from us. Deal.
   17. Hugh Jorgan Posted: June 25, 2009 at 06:26 AM (#3232242)
global government

Geez, imagine how that would work? As if guys like Jon Stewart don't have enough material already, a global government would re-define the term farcical.
   18. akrasian Posted: June 25, 2009 at 06:50 AM (#3232246)
I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty of whom or which I have heretofore been a subject or citizen; that I will support and defend the Constitution and laws of the United States of America against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I will bear arms on behalf of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform noncombatant service in the Armed Forces of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform work of national importance under civilian direction when required by the law; and that I take this obligation freely without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me God.

That's the oath that is sworn upon becoming a naturalized US citizen - it is legal to drop "on oath" and replace it with "and solemnly affirm", and to drop "so help me God" if required for religious reasons, and to drop the part about military service if certified as a pacifist - basically for religious reasons.

I don't see how maintaining dual citizenship is consistent with this however. How can citizenship be based on a lie at the very beginning?

If the US and Canada decided to give full rights of citizenship to each other's citizens, that would be one thing. Ditto for US and Australia, or for any other Democratic country. But that is not the case, and let's not pretend that it is. So long as there are real separations between countries, it is farcical to have somebody claim dual citizenship.

And yes, the whole "ARod wants to represent both the US and the Dominican" bothered me greatly.
   19. Infinite Yost (Voxter) Posted: June 25, 2009 at 07:43 AM (#3232254)
The oath is for all intents and purposes a piece of paper. I wouldn't get worked up over it.

In fact, it strikes me as a rather ludicrous thing to get worked up over.
   20. 6 - 4 - 3 Posted: June 25, 2009 at 08:54 AM (#3232261)
I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty of whom or which I have heretofore been a subject or citizen; that I will support and defend the Constitution and laws of the United States of America against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I will bear arms on behalf of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform noncombatant service in the Armed Forces of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform work of national importance under civilian direction when required by the law; and that I take this obligation freely without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me God.

Well now that's just silly. The US is making Bay pledged to assist in national defense? Hasn't the State Department seen his recent UZR numbers?
   21. Flynn Posted: June 25, 2009 at 10:18 AM (#3232265)
The State Department doesn't even take the oath seriously. Pretty much every country's citizenship oath is like that and it is State Department policy not to take away citizenship unless you go to a consulate/embassy and formally renounce it.
   22. Steve Balboni's Personal Trainer Posted: June 25, 2009 at 11:35 AM (#3232269)
Well, reading Bay's quote, we know he's not signing with the Bue Jays in the off-season.

FWIW, pretend this quote was from Manny Ramirez a few years ago, and I'll bet there would be a minor uproar about the cavalier nature of his decision...
   23. Rusty Priske Posted: June 25, 2009 at 12:20 PM (#3232279)
Well THAT sucks.
   24. tribefan Posted: June 25, 2009 at 12:33 PM (#3232284)
I don't see how maintaining dual citizenship is consistent with this however. How can citizenship be based on a lie at the very beginning?
Exactly. Similar to this, just the other day when my fiance and I filled out our marriage license we had to raise our hands and swear to the clerk at the courthouse that we weren't second cousins and that we didn't have communicable syphilis.
   25. Latnam's first name is Bob Lemon's middl Posted: June 25, 2009 at 12:42 PM (#3232291)
I know girl from law school that was a dual citizen.. of Germany and France. She has a permanent resident visa. She is getting married next month, and I have no idea what that's going to do to her citizenship.
   26. fra paolo Posted: June 25, 2009 at 12:54 PM (#3232295)
I'd imagine it's easier to cross if you're an American citizen.

I don't think so, but I have to use my US passport to get in. I've not much idea about what hassles foreigners experience. I know some US border control officers have been needlessly rude to Mrs fra paolo, who uses a UK passport although she is an adopted citizen there. It's like they want to demand her to use her country-of-birth passport, but they can't because it's perfectly legal for her not to when entering the US.

One of the many good things about, say, Belgium, is that once you get in there, you can enter France and Germany and other Schengen countries, without any hassle, like crossing from Indiana to Michigan. There's all these abandoned border-crossing points along the main roads.

I've never understood that, at least for adults...if you become a citizen of one country, you should be required to give up the citizenship in your former country.

It used to be you couldn't keep your US citizenship if you took up that of another country, unless you swore some kind of loyalty oath. I don't know when they changed the law, but I think it's since 1982. I'm the opposite - I understand all too well why one would want to be a dual national, but it wouldn't be hard to decide if I was forced to choose. It's really all about a passport or maybe taxes, and in the end that's just pieces of paper. What really settles the matter are your family ties. You end up favouring the country with the strongest ones on your heart.
   27. Nasty Nate Posted: June 25, 2009 at 01:00 PM (#3232299)
Manny Ramirez also became a United States citizen in 2006, celebrating his accomplishment by carrying a flag of his new country while running out to his position in left field at Fenway Park.
“I don’t think I’ll do that,” the new Sox’ left fielder said.


I think he should do that.
   28. RJ in TO Posted: June 25, 2009 at 01:06 PM (#3232303)
I don't think so, but I have to use my US passport to get in. I've not much idea about what hassles foreigners experience.


If you're a white Canadian, there's really no hassle at all. At most, you'll get a couple questions about where you're going and how long you intend to stay (unless your name is close to a match for one of those on one of the assorted watch lists). If you're not white, then your treatment will vary heavily depending on how not white you are, how not white your name is, and how big a jerk the border guard or customs agent you encounter is (with the last item being the most important item in determining the level of treatment).

Also, as one of my friends found out, when asked what you do for a living, under no circumstances should you ever say that you're doing research on viruses, unless you really want to spend about 6 hours in a back room somewhere getting quizzed about everything you've ever done and everyone you've ever known.
   29. zonk Posted: June 25, 2009 at 01:07 PM (#3232305)
I am so tired of these amnesty programs for workers here illegally.
   30. Mister High Standards Posted: June 25, 2009 at 01:13 PM (#3232310)
The oath is for all intents and purposes a piece of paper. I wouldn't get worked up over it.

In fact, it strikes me as a rather ludicrous thing to get worked up over.


If you believe an oath is meaningless, it is reasonable to suppose you have very little honor.
   31. Joe Bivens, Idiot Posted: June 25, 2009 at 01:18 PM (#3232316)
Or, some people live to such High Standards that taking an oath would be superfluous.

Right, Mister?
   32. Gamingboy Posted: June 25, 2009 at 01:19 PM (#3232317)
The A-Rodesque controversy of what country the 34-year-old Jason Bay will play for in the 2013 WBC begins now.

(actually, I'm 99% sure he'd play for Canada)
   33. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: June 25, 2009 at 01:26 PM (#3232320)
If you're a white Canadian, there's really no hassle at all. At most, you'll get a couple questions about where you're going and how long you intend to stay

The only time I've been harassed by customs is when I traveled to Nova Scotia alone to do some camping. I got the shake down on the way in and on the way out. Does Nova Scotia have some kind of drug trafficking problem?
   34. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: June 25, 2009 at 01:30 PM (#3232328)
"I know girl from law school that was a dual citizen.. of Germany and France."

I'm a dual citizen. Two American parents, born in Australia.
   35. BrianBrianson Posted: June 25, 2009 at 01:39 PM (#3232340)
The only time I've been harassed by customs is when I traveled to Nova Scotia alone to do some camping. I got the shake down on the way in and on the way out. Does Nova Scotia have some kind of drug trafficking problem?


Alone is (relatively) bad. Even my mother's been hassled a bit when crossing alone (and white women old enough to have adult children avoid every stereotype of troublemakers imaginable. Probably even had a big sticker on the car window that identified her as a teacher.) Strange, maybe it's the accent, but I'm usually pretty sure Canadian border guards aren't even listening to what I'm saying. In Sarnia, I conversed with a Canadian border guard like:

Her: "What's the total value of the goods you're bringing into Canada?"

Me: "None. I'm not bringing anything back."

Her: "What's the total value of the alcohol you're bringing into Canada?"

Me: "None. I'm not bringing anything back."

Her: "What's the total value of the tobacco you're bringing into Canada?"

Me: "None. I'm not bringing anything back."

She then concluded since I had my passport in my hand to show her, she didn't need to actually look at it. If you're concerned, just double up on the accent. "Where are you from?" "Toronto." = "Cavity search". "Where are you from?" "Oh, I'm fram Traunna, eh?" = "Well, you're probably fine." Even works at the "Do you have any nuclear weapons in the car?" "Oh, no, none o' that, eh? You can check aboot the trunk if you like." level.
   36. Jose Can You Seabiscuit Posted: June 25, 2009 at 01:51 PM (#3232356)
Manny Ramirez also became a United States citizen in 2006, celebrating his accomplishment by carrying a flag of his new country while running out to his position in left field at Fenway Park.
“I don’t think I’ll do that,” the new Sox’ left fielder said.


I think he should do that.

That really was a nice moment. For a couple days we got a break from the usual Manny bashing.
   37. Flynn Posted: June 25, 2009 at 01:58 PM (#3232361)
If you're a white Canadian, there's really no hassle at all. At most, you'll get a couple questions about where you're going and how long you intend to stay (unless your name is close to a match for one of those on one of the assorted watch lists). If you're not white, then your treatment will vary heavily depending on how not white you are, how not white your name is, and how big a jerk the border guard or customs agent you encounter is (with the last item being the most important item in determining the level of treatment).

The Homeland Security gestapo are pretty rude even to Americans. I can imagine the peace of mind that comes from having a US passport knowing that even if they're jerks to you they don't really have the power to send you back to where you came from.
   38. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: June 25, 2009 at 02:01 PM (#3232365)
"The Homeland Security gestapo are pretty rude even to Americans."

Word. I nearly got tasered one time because I accidentally left a penny in my pants when I emptied my pockets at the metal detector.
   39. Mister High Standards Posted: June 25, 2009 at 02:03 PM (#3232370)
The Homeland Security gestapo


########. They have a very difficult and important job and get very little appreciation because they put people slightly out of the way for the benifit of national security.
   40. RJ in TO Posted: June 25, 2009 at 02:10 PM (#3232377)
########. They have a very difficult and important job and get very little appreciation because they put people slightly out of the way for the benifit of national security.


Out of curiosity, how long have you worked for them?
   41. Flynn Posted: June 25, 2009 at 02:16 PM (#3232385)
I have seen and been the recipient of rudeness far too many times from the DHS to consider them anything less than Gestapo. Their unfriendliness especially to foreigners is legendary.
   42. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: June 25, 2009 at 02:19 PM (#3232388)
"They have a very difficult and important job..."

Yeah, security theater doesn't perform itself!
   43. fra paolo Posted: June 25, 2009 at 02:20 PM (#3232390)
There's nothing new in unfriendliness from US officials at the border. It was like that in the sixties, whether flying across the Atlantic or crossing to/from Canada, and in the seventies. And it's the poor British, who are very relaxed except at Gatwick, who get abused for their xenophobia!
   44. Rusty Priske Posted: June 25, 2009 at 02:25 PM (#3232401)
Last year I was in a car driving into the U.S. When I arrived at the border I discovered that I had lost my birth certificate. I had plenty of other i.d. and the other three people in the car all had passports. (At the time, government i.d. and a birth certificate was good enough if you didn't have a passport.)

Now, I do not expect sympathy for that. Rules are rules. I get that.

My issue is that he let me go through, but not until after he tortured me and lectured me about my i.d. He made out like I was going to be turned back right up until the moment he let me through.

Look, if you can't let me through, okay. Not your fault. If you CAN let me through (which obviously he could) then make your judgment and let's go. There is no need to be an ass about it.


Now the Canadian border guards I have always found very polite. Even when the driver of the car I was in suddenly realized she had a sword in the back. :)
   45. Mister High Standards Posted: June 25, 2009 at 02:31 PM (#3232410)
I have seen and been the recipient of rudeness far too many times from the DHS to consider them anything less than Gestapo. Their unfriendliness especially to foreigners is legendary.


They aren't paid to be friendly, they are paid to protect. They are not in a service industry or trying to get you to buy something, being nice hasn't nothing to do with it.
   46. fra paolo Posted: June 25, 2009 at 02:35 PM (#3232415)
They aren't paid to be friendly, they are paid to protect.

I would agree with you, Matt, but they really are needlessly unpleasant relative to what one experiences in other countries.

I can name about eight countries where the border control officers are better behaved, and that includes France. Think about that - France with its CRS or whatever those Gestapo riot police are acronymed.

The United States should meet generally accepted international standards, not send its border people to Rudeness JuCo.
   47. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: June 25, 2009 at 02:35 PM (#3232416)
They aren't paid to be friendly, they are paid to protect. They are not in a service industry or trying to get you to buy something, being nice hasn't nothing to do with it.

Most customs/security people I've dealt with are friendly. The only conclusion I can make of that is the one's that are rude are just dicks.
   48. Dan The Mediocre Posted: June 25, 2009 at 02:38 PM (#3232419)
They aren't paid to be friendly, they are paid to protect.


Yeah, being nice and respectful is for women!
   49. Ginger Nut Posted: June 25, 2009 at 02:43 PM (#3232425)
I am a US citizen who now lives and works in Canada as a permanent resident. My wife is Canadian and our kids are dual citizens. One thing about taking citizenship is that you can vote where you live, which is kind of nice. So I've thought about doing it. Right now I'm not allowed to vote for the people who run the government and make decisions that affect my life. It also makes it easier to move back and forth. When we lived in the States, my wife had a green card, but she had to surrender it when we moved here. So that means if we ever move back down there, she would have to go through the entire long and expensive process of applying for permanent residency again. Now we wish that she had become a US citizen before we left. On the other hand, a lot of people here in Canada complain that getting Canadian citizenship is too easy. I feel somewhat conflicted about the issue because, for me, getting citizenship would be mostly a convenience. I don't feel that I've been overcome by some great love of Canada that makes me want to choose it over the US (don't get me wrong, I like it fine, I just don't necessarily prefer it to the US). So, I can see the point of view that it would be somewhat disrespectful to "real" Canadians for someone like me to get a Canadian passport just because I happen to have a good job here and want to live here for a few years. But in an age of "globalization" for people who have those cross-border connections, there's no doubt that it can be quite a hassle when your family is divided by different citizenships--not just the border crossing and employment possibilities, but there are tax issues as well. The whole "loyalty" argument seems very abstract since it's not as if Canada and the US are likely to go to war any time soon (unless the Coyotes move to Hamilton). There shouldn't really be any reason why someone couldn't be a loyal citizen of both countries.

I'm not sure I see how it can be consistent to say that it's fine for children born with dual citizenship to keep it as adults, but it isn't okay for adults to acquire dual citizenship. If dual citizenship is fine for some people, it should be fine for everyone, regardless of how it was acquired. Conversely, if it is a bad thing then no one should be able to have it, regardless of how acquired.
   50. E., Hinske Posted: June 25, 2009 at 02:45 PM (#3232426)
They aren't paid to be friendly, they are paid to protect. They are not in a service industry or trying to get you to buy something, being nice hasn't nothing to do with it.


To a certain extent, they are trying to get us to buy something. As far as I know, you are a trading people and you want foreigners visiting and spending money in your country. You have legitimate interests in national security that you need to protect. More to the point, perhaps, they represent your country to the world. The default should be "not acting like a dick". Hassling middle aged white ladies isn't really about protection either - it's about people who think that they're on par with soldiers because they're making sure that some lady from Steinbach isn't a terrorist. If you're going to have the attitude that some of those guys have, you really ought to be doing something that probably isn't even safer than real police work.

I had an encounter with them in May that was appalling in terms of the unnecessary dickishness. Had it been Canadian border guards acting that way and I had some leverage, I would have made a huge stink about it once I got back home.
   51. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: June 25, 2009 at 02:50 PM (#3232432)
"They aren't paid to be friendly, they are paid to protect."

Which doesn't help matters, insofar as they suck at protecting, too.

Maybe they should try paying them to be friendly. We wouldn't be any less safe.
   52. Shalimar Posted: June 25, 2009 at 02:54 PM (#3232438)
They aren't paid to be friendly, they are paid to protect.


They are paid to represent the United States at our borders. Security is a big part of that, but not unnecessarily being an ahole to visitors isn't too much to ask.
   53. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: June 25, 2009 at 02:55 PM (#3232440)
Anybody who thinks that Homeland Security is a net positive at this point should be reading more Bruce Schneier.
   54. Ginger Nut Posted: June 25, 2009 at 02:58 PM (#3232441)
On the border security issue: The Canadian border guards are generally much more polite (though there are a few rude ones too). The US ones are mostly rude, and pointlessly so. But the whole hysteria about the US-Canada border is ridiculous. Just because one would-be terrorist was stupid enough to get caught trying to sneak a large amount of bomb-making material across the border, is not a reason to implement a system with such huge economic costs. Note that in the story posted by Mr High Standards, the guards would not have caught Ressam if he hadn't had the bomb material with him. They let him through on his fake passport. Well, anyone who wants to make such a bomb can acquire all that stuff within the US (see McVeigh, Tim).

Meanwhile, look at the cost of all this security. The value of US-Canada trade is $1.5 billion per day. 70% of that trade is by truck. So every time you add expense to companies that are doing cross border trade, you cost economic productivity which obviously means costing people jobs. So there are people right now who are unemployed, who could be employed if it wasn't for this misguided border crack down that accomplishes little to nothing to increase security, but costs the economy billions of dollars a year and delays the trips of every single one of the 300,000 people a day who cross the border. So how many people's jobs is it worth, in order to have the possibility of maybe someday catching another terrorist who was so stupid he would try to sneak across the border with all his bomb stuff instead of just acquiring it within the US? At some point, it just isn't rational to invest so many resources into something that has only a completely random and tiny chance of every producing any tangible benefit. The two biggest recent acts of terrorism on US soil (Oklahoma City and 9/11) were perpetrated by people who either were US citizens or who entered the US without trouble. The Border Protection guys are not catching scads of terrorists trying to sneak across the border, but they are making trucks filled with parts and goods that people want to buy sit in long lines and costing companies money that they could otherwise be investing in job creating activities.
   55. Blackadder Posted: June 25, 2009 at 02:59 PM (#3232442)
I'm dual US-Canadian, my sister is dual British-Canadian, and my brothers are dual Russian-Canadian.
   56. Barry`s_Lazy_Boy Posted: June 25, 2009 at 02:59 PM (#3232443)
They aren't paid to be friendly, they are paid to protect.

And you aren't being paid to be friendly, which is apparently why you go through life acting like a total douche bag.
   57. bads85 Posted: June 25, 2009 at 03:01 PM (#3232445)
They aren't paid to be friendly, they are paid to protect.


They are paid to create the illusion they are protecting.
   58. Craig in MN Posted: June 25, 2009 at 03:45 PM (#3232517)
Isn't the process of becoming a US citizen supposed to be a long and arduous one? That's my experience, and also what everyone else seems to say. Do Canadians get to jump in line ahead of the rest of the world? Even if so, at the very least, there are backgroung checks, lots of forms to fill out, waiting for Immigration officials to respond, test to take, and fees to pay. It's not like you show up at the local courthouse, and they give you a form to sign, let you take the oath, and give you a little flag and send you off. It doesn't seem like acquiring US citizenship is something I would do for convenience....it isn't convenient unless I'm mistaken on how it goes for most people.

Also, if there are people doing this just for convenience, their paperwork is probably delaying citizenship/green cards/etc for people who really need or want them. Maybe not the best use of everyone's time.
   59. Rusty Priske Posted: June 25, 2009 at 03:58 PM (#3232535)
It doesn't need to be your job to be friendly to be so.

It is called being a decent human being.
   60. BrianBrianson Posted: June 25, 2009 at 04:01 PM (#3232537)
Do Canadians get to jump in line ahead of the rest of the world?


He's a millionaire. No need to blame it on him being a white anglophone (though that ain't not bad neither).

Of course, he could've been working on this for the last five years, and just not issuing press releases.
   61. E., Hinske Posted: June 25, 2009 at 04:07 PM (#3232544)
Believe it or not, I actually know part of the answer to this. I had a post up at my website earlier this year about the requirements to obtain permanent residency after I came across a reference in a news story to a Canadian hockey player donation $1,500.00 to Laraque. There are some stories linked from there. Given that Bay was drafted in 2000 and has been in the United States at least part time every year since then, the timeline doesn't seem outrageous to me.

This is actually the most useful link, from Reason - it puts the time for citizenship for athlete types at six to seven years, so Bay's case looks about right to me.
   62. Dan Szymborski Posted: June 25, 2009 at 04:11 PM (#3232548)
I'm dual US-Canadian, my sister is dual British-Canadian, and my brothers are dual Russian-Canadian.

I'm dual US-German.
   63. Flynn Posted: June 25, 2009 at 04:17 PM (#3232552)
I don't get the convenience argument. Most people want passports for convenience. Comparatively few people become US citizens because gosh darnit they just love this country so much! It's a pragmatic decision, just as it was a pragmatic decision to leave China/Mexico/Philippines to come to America. Your forebears didn't take US citizenship because they loved America more than their homeland, it was because US laws forbid dual citizenship and it beat being at the mercy of the State Department every time you reapplied for a visa.
   64. Dan The Mediocre Posted: June 25, 2009 at 04:22 PM (#3232555)
and it beat being at the mercy of the State Department every time you reapplied for a visa.


Usually it was the INS, which was often compared to a third-world bureaucracy because of how slow and arbitrary it was.
   65. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: June 25, 2009 at 04:29 PM (#3232559)
Comparatively few people become US citizens because gosh darnit they just love this country so much!

Not even Yakov Smirnoff?
   66. bads85 Posted: June 25, 2009 at 04:49 PM (#3232579)
Comparatively few people become US citizens because gosh darnit they just love this country so much!


Right -- for most of us, it was very conveinent to be born here.
   67. Harveys Wallbangers Posted: June 25, 2009 at 04:55 PM (#3232585)
They are paid to create the illusion they are protecting.

As someone retired from the Armed Forces and with relatives in law enforcement of varying levels including the FBI and the Dept of Homeland Security (Borders & Customs) we take comfort in scorn and ridicule.

Seriously. It's understood in our fraternity that when folks mock us for our efforts it's fairly clear folks feel free from the cares and concerns felt by so many in places around the world.
   68. gay guy in cut-offs smoking the objective pipe Posted: June 25, 2009 at 04:59 PM (#3232590)
One of these was Yevgeny Ivanovich Divnich, an émigré and preacher of Orthodox Christianity. The Gestapo accused him of Communist activities among Russian workers in Germany, and the MGB charged him with having ties to the international bourgeoisie. Divnich’s verdict was unfavorable to the MGB. He was tortured by both, but the Gestapo was nonetheless trying to get at the truth, and when the accusation did not hold up, Divnich was released. The MGB wasn’t interested in the truth and had no intention of letting anyone out of its grip once he was arrested.


No particular comparison intended, I just often think of this passage when someone is compared to the Gestapo.
   69. bads85 Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:04 PM (#3232595)
As someone retired from the Armed Forces


As a veteran of the Gulf War, I find you smugness intolerable.

>>>It's understood in our fraternity that when folks mock us for our efforts it's fairly clear folks feel free from the cares and concerns felt by so many in places around the world.<<

Get off your high horse. I wasn't "mocking" anything.
   70. Moneyball can't buy you love (Joey B.) Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:04 PM (#3232596)
Your forebears didn't take US citizenship because they loved America more than their homeland, it was because US laws forbid dual citizenship and it beat being at the mercy of the State Department every time you reapplied for a visa.

Speak for yourself. I know my forebears and you don't. They were pretty grateful to even be permitted to come here in the first place; they didn't see it as some kind of entitlement like most people today seem to.
   71. Randy Jones Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:05 PM (#3232597)
Seriously. It's understood in our fraternity that when folks mock us for our efforts it's fairly clear folks feel free from the cares and concerns felt by so many in places around the world.


Except in the case of the DHS that feeling is in spite of their efforts and not due to them.
   72. Swedish Chef Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:12 PM (#3232611)
As a veteran of the Gulf War, I find you smugness intolerable.

Korea > Gulf War
   73. Flynn Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:13 PM (#3232613)
Speak for yourself. I know my forebears and you don't. They were pretty grateful to even be permitted to come here in the first place; they didn't see it as some kind of entitlement like most people today seem to.

My forebears left didn't just turn off being Irish or Welsh when they came to America and got citizenship. If the concept of dual citizenship had existed then most people likely would have taken it. I don't believe for a second immigrants today are less grateful then they were a hundred years ago and most of them retain citizenship if they can.
   74. Guapo Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:16 PM (#3232626)
Isn't the process of becoming a US citizen supposed to be a long and arduous one? That's my experience, and also what everyone else seems to say. Do Canadians get to jump in line ahead of the rest of the world? Even if so, at the very least, there are backgroung checks, lots of forms to fill out, waiting for Immigration officials to respond, test to take, and fees to pay. It's not like you show up at the local courthouse, and they give you a form to sign, let you take the oath, and give you a little flag and send you off. It doesn't seem like acquiring US citizenship is something I would do for convenience....it isn't convenient unless I'm mistaken on how it goes for most people.


I applied for US citizenship last July, and was sworn in by November. I am/was not a dirty Canadian, so I don't think that matters, because I got zipped through anyway. I had a friend who is an attorney act as my "representative" and look over my application, but I could have easily handled it myself and I would describe the whole process as much quicker and easier than I expected.

If you have any criminal record or unpaid taxes, I think it's much more difficult. Also, the application fee isn't cheap. Otherwise, I would have to say in my experience, it is actually pretty darn convenient.
   75. E., Hinske Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:17 PM (#3232627)
As someone retired from the Armed Forces and with relatives in law enforcement of varying levels including the FBI and the Dept of Homeland Security (Borders & Customs) we take comfort in scorn and ridicule.

Seriously. It's understood in our fraternity that when folks mock us for our efforts it's fairly clear folks feel free from the cares and concerns felt by so many in places around the world.


Leaving aside the armed forces for a second, which I don't think is being mocked by anyone and which I view as being completely different from people in the FBI/DHS/local police, the obvious problem with that line of thinking is that it requires assuming that the FBI/DHS are responsible for that freedom from care and concern. I haven't had any dealings with the FBI or local American police but 54 makes a pretty strong point about DHS.

And again, if someone can explain how acting like a ######### makes your country safer, I'm all for hearing it.

EDIT: Not saying Harvey's acting like a #########.
   76. cardsfanboy Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:19 PM (#3232636)
The oath is for all intents and purposes a piece of paper. I wouldn't get worked up over it.

In fact, it strikes me as a rather ludicrous thing to get worked up over.


that is like saying marriage vows are just words.
   77. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:21 PM (#3232640)
that is like saying marriage vows are just words.

Well...
   78. bads85 Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:29 PM (#3232652)
Korea > Gulf War


Is that some sort of pissing contest over particular war? If not, what is your point? That the Frozen Chosen had it tougher against the Commies than the late 20th Century techno kids had it against Saddam? No argument there. That doesn't excuse the posters' smugness though.
   79. cardsfanboy Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:30 PM (#3232653)
MHS beat me to the lack of honor thing, I just found that comment to be jaw droppingly horrible. I mean it's believes like that which is what the radical insane conservatives are referring too when talking about the radical insane liberals. I just can't fathom not(edited) taking an oath serious, if you don't you are basically implying you are a person who plans on lying. (how many people intentionally make promises that they have no intention of keeping? how many people wake up in the morning going "I'm going to make sure I lie at least 5 times today, that oath comment reminds me of people like that. )
   80. Nasty Nate Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:31 PM (#3232661)
Edit: not necessary
   81. cardsfanboy Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:32 PM (#3232662)
do you mean can't fathom NOT taking an oath serious?

yes, I'm going to edit that though.
   82. RJ in TO Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:34 PM (#3232668)
Is that some sort of pissing contest over particular war?


I hope so. I'm already looking forward to a 500 post digression with each person who served telling every other person who served that they didn't serve in a real war.
   83. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:36 PM (#3232674)
I hope so. I'm already looking forward to a 500 post digression with each person who served telling every other person who served that they didn't serve in a real war.

Pass. Please?
   84. bads85 Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:37 PM (#3232681)
I'm already looking forward to a 500 post digression with each person who served telling every other person who served that they didn't serve in a real war.


How about a 500 post thread about the historical significance of each war?
   85. Harveys Wallbangers Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:39 PM (#3232690)
Wasn't intended to be smug. It's just commonplace in these parts for folks to provide some level of "bona fides" before providing any level of opinion. I weary of it as well but it saves time when working to explain the background of a comment.

I was working to convey that I believe there are many hard-working folks in various levels of government doing their best. And I hate the idea that their fellow citizens believe it's all for naught.
   86. Harveys Wallbangers Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:40 PM (#3232694)
And to use terms from later generations the Korean (and Vietnam as well) War "s&cked;".

I don't believe I have presented either in any other manner.
   87. Mister High Standards Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:40 PM (#3232696)

And again, if someone can explain how acting like a ######### makes your country safer, I'm all for hearing it.


It doesn't make it more at risk. At the end of the day, if these people are doing there job I don't care if they horses asses.

I wouldn't be suprised if being colder/harder/more difficult may at least at the surface make it more difficult for someone to bypass/subvert screening due to increased increased level of discomfort and axiety. Obviously that won't stop the pro's trying to subvert but some of the it may have some impact on the more amaturish.
   88. Sexy Lizard Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:41 PM (#3232698)
How about a 500 post thread about the historical significance of each war?

I can bring this all together by saying that one of my ancestors came to the U.S. as a way of dodging the draft in WWI, and another came to the U.S. as a way to keep out of the Prussian Army (and thus missing both the Austro- and Franco-Prussian wars).
   89. bads85 Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:43 PM (#3232705)
I was working to convey that I believe there are many hard-working folks in various levels of government doing their best.


It read as snark, as if you were talking with disdain to some peacenik who never lifted a finger for his country. If that wasn't your intent, then I apologize for taking umbrage to your comment.
   90. bads85 Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:45 PM (#3232712)
the Korean (and Vietnam as well) War "s&cked;".


All wars sucked, even the "good" ones.
   91. Harveys Wallbangers Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:46 PM (#3232716)
Take all the umbrage you want. Toss in some indignation and outrage.

That's what BBTF is all about!!
   92. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:46 PM (#3232717)
And I hate the idea that their fellow citizens believe it's all for naught.

As a citizen of NYC, I know it's not for naught. There's a lot of BS that goes on in Homeland Security, though. The worst thing we can do is get complacent about them. If there's one government agency we should hold to a higher standard, it's them. They failed the Katrina test horribly. (Without getting into politics and Bush and all that, I see Katrina as the real first test of Homeland's security's ability to coordinate a mass evacuation and they failed miserably. What if a terrorist's bomb had broken the levee instead of a hurricane? Also, speaking of coordinating mass evacuations...why isn't there a database of volunteers willing to take people into their homes when a massive disaster strikes? Say an earthquake in San Francisco or a massive flood in Memphis or a terrorist attack in NYC. I think people around the country would be willing to take in refugees through some kind of FEMA or Homeland Security program. It would beat the hell out of the ####### Astrodome.)
   93. cardsfanboy Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:48 PM (#3232722)
I hope so. I'm already looking forward to a 500 post digression with each person who served telling every other person who served that they didn't serve in a real war.

served Gulf war(not actually participating in the gulf war, stuck stateside while my squadron was going over) and still think it's stupid for anyone to say anything about a persons service either volunteer or drafted. (episode of King of the Hill dealt with people like this where it was a veterans bar and it had a sign on the wall "no fighting about wars" or something equally stupid)
   94. Harveys Wallbangers Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:48 PM (#3232724)
why isn't their a database of volunteers willing to take people into their homes when a massive disaster strikes?

But I just got those stimulus dollars to develop an inflatable tent the size of Miller Park!
   95. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:50 PM (#3232732)
But I just got those stimulus dollars to develop an inflatable tent the size of Miller Park!

Hire me Harv. I want to work for you!
   96. Harveys Wallbangers Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:52 PM (#3232739)
I want to work for you!

So, do you think we can make it happen with a rip cord? Self inflatable?

Because d*mn, I can't expect counties to have 200 bike pumps handy............
   97. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:53 PM (#3232740)
So, do you think we can make it happen with a rip cord? Self inflatable?

This is easy. Just harvest the hot air of BBTF. Problem solved. See, you need a good idea man like me.
   98. cardsfanboy Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:54 PM (#3232741)
Take all the umbrage you want. Toss in some indignation and outrage.

That's what BBTF is all about!!


do the hokie pokie and turn yourself around..
   99. Harveys Wallbangers Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:54 PM (#3232742)
OOOO, WAIT! All the newly homeless can blow it up! Like a giant balloon.

Problem solved.

Now, why do I need to hire you?
   100. Tango Posted: June 25, 2009 at 05:54 PM (#3232744)
Otherwise, it's just a "what can you do for me, but I can always retreat to the other country" relationship.


This isn't a bad thing. It took me 3.5 years to get a US green card, and I was fast-tracked. All the while, if my company fired me, I would have been required to move back to Canada immediately. That's not a fun thing while the economy was tanking, and wondering if we should take a mortgage.

Why would I give up my Canadian citizenship if ever I become American? And, if in 10 years I want to go back to Canada for whatever reason, now I have to go through a process to reclaim my citizenship. All for... what exactly?

The oath? What about the "til death do us part" oath? That one gets broken all the time, and no one really cares about it either.

I also claimed my Italian citizenship (as a child of Italians), which makes it easier for me if ever I want to work in the EU.

It's all fine and dandy that 300 million people won the sp-rm lottery by being born here. Just don't look down on the rest of us if we want to keep ties to our own heritage, however strongly we want to.
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