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Thursday, April 04, 2013

Chet Coppock: Seven year old Sex education: My mom and Mickey Mantle (Video)

I just scrubbed down with fluorosulfuric acid…and it didn’t help.

My youthful mom had hungry eyes for the Mick….Mickey Charles Mantle

Video won’t shut off so here’s another link.

Repoz Posted: April 04, 2013 at 10:07 AM | 25 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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   1. Chris Needham Posted: April 04, 2013 at 10:42 AM (#4404116)
After watching that, I'm left with just one question:

What's Ralph Houk's middle name?
   2. boteman is not here 'til October Posted: April 04, 2013 at 11:05 AM (#4404140)
Repoz is posting pr0n vids to BBTF???
   3. Ron J2 Posted: April 04, 2013 at 12:25 PM (#4404229)
#2 Sure. Has been for years. Nobody actually reads the links after all.
   4. spike Posted: April 04, 2013 at 01:38 PM (#4404313)
Please tell me this is a parody website.
   5. Voros McCracken of Pinkus Posted: April 04, 2013 at 01:40 PM (#4404320)
Generally speaking, I will click on almost any link. _Almost_ any link. Chet Coppock describing his mom and Mickey Mantle bumping uglies? That's beyond my threshold.
   6. Barry`s_Lazy_Boy Posted: April 04, 2013 at 01:52 PM (#4404333)
Super creepy. Hoping his mom is banging the Mick in heaven. WTF.
   7. Morty Causa Posted: April 04, 2013 at 01:58 PM (#4404341)
What is this? Everywhere on the internet the characterization of comments as creepy is rife. It's becoming almost as bad as the promiscuous and gratuitous use of "meme".
   8. Shooty Survived the Shutdown of '14! Posted: April 04, 2013 at 02:09 PM (#4404349)
Oh boy.

Anyway, my mother tells a story which I will assume to be true because my mom is NOT a liar, jerks, about a friend of mine when I was four coming to our house and matter of factly announcing his mom was sleeping with Bill North.

edit: I tend to believe the story is true because I'm not sure there's another reason why my mom would have known who Bill North was. She likes baseball, but she only knows who the superstars are, like most extremely casual fans. It's why she has no idea who any of the current A's are and asks me if Barry Bonds is still on the Giants.
   9. Shooty Survived the Shutdown of '14! Posted: April 04, 2013 at 02:19 PM (#4404357)
wrong thread
   10. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: April 04, 2013 at 02:31 PM (#4404372)
Joe Namath tried to get into one of my relatives' pants. (With charm, not force.) There are, of course, more exclusive clubs to belong to.
   11. Barry`s_Lazy_Boy Posted: April 04, 2013 at 02:33 PM (#4404374)
What is this? Everywhere on the internet the characterization of comments as creepy is rife. It's becoming almost as bad as the promiscuous and gratuitous use of "meme".

Ok, whatever. You find a more descriptive word about some sportswriter telling the public he hopes his mom is banging mickey mantle in heaven.

   12. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: April 04, 2013 at 02:47 PM (#4404389)
Sorry, fanbait. I'm sure your mom was a dish. But Mickey Mantle is biding his time in Heaven, patiently waiting to do the deed with his true, ultimate sex target.
   13. Shooty Survived the Shutdown of '14! Posted: April 04, 2013 at 02:50 PM (#4404394)
Wherever Mickey is, let's hope it's a good venue for a beaver shoot. Happy huntin' Mick!
   14. Morty Causa Posted: April 04, 2013 at 02:58 PM (#4404408)
Ok, whatever. You find a more descriptive word about some sportswriter telling the public he hopes his mom is banging mickey mantle in heaven.


Feel the same way about people hoping their father is banging a young Elizabeth Taylor/Marilyn Monroe in Heaven?
   15. Petunia inquires about ponies Posted: April 04, 2013 at 03:01 PM (#4404412)
edit: I tend to believe the story is true because I'm not sure there's another reason why my mom would have known who Bill North was. She likes baseball, but she only knows who the superstars are, like most extremely casual fans. It's why she has no idea who any of the current A's are and asks me if Barry Bonds is still on the Giants.

Hell, I'm in the same boat - shocked to find Chad Gaudin pitching (in a non-zero leverage situation no less) for the Giants last night.
   16. Shooty Survived the Shutdown of '14! Posted: April 04, 2013 at 03:04 PM (#4404417)
Hell, I'm in the same boat - shocked to find Chad Gaudin

In the context of this thread, I thought you were going a different direction...
   17. Barry`s_Lazy_Boy Posted: April 04, 2013 at 04:04 PM (#4404565)
Feel the same way about people hoping their father is banging a young Elizabeth Taylor/Marilyn Monroe in Heaven?

How do you feel about me ####### your dead grandma's skull? In real life? Last night?

   18. Morty Causa Posted: April 04, 2013 at 04:29 PM (#4404602)
:>)
   19. Dread Pirate Dave Roberts Posted: April 04, 2013 at 04:32 PM (#4404605)
Joe Namath tried to get into one of my relatives' pants. (With charm, not force.) There are, of course, more exclusive clubs to belong to.


You're related to Suzy Kolber?
   20. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: April 04, 2013 at 04:40 PM (#4404614)
Nope, I'm Kenny Stabler's uncle.
   21. Hang down your head, Tom Foley Posted: April 04, 2013 at 04:47 PM (#4404628)
In the mid-1980's I knew two women who said they were dating Jody Davis and Steve Jordan, who played for the Vikings. That was my brush with greatness until the Cole Ford thing.
   22. Greg K Posted: April 04, 2013 at 06:06 PM (#4404752)
Feel the same way about people hoping their father is banging a young Elizabeth Taylor/Marilyn Monroe in Heaven?

Yes?
   23. Steve Treder Posted: April 04, 2013 at 06:15 PM (#4404764)
Nope, I'm Kenny Stabler's uncle.

Joe Namath tried to get into Kenny Stabler's pants?

(Not that there's anything WRONG with that ...)
   24. Never Give an Inge (Dave) Posted: April 04, 2013 at 06:44 PM (#4404802)

Feel the same way about people hoping their father is banging a young Elizabeth Taylor/Marilyn Monroe in Heaven?

That might be a bit weird too but it depends on your relationship with your dad. There was something about the way he said it here, "Speaking of masculinity, and speaking of sexuality, that reminds me of my dear departed mother..." that was strange, although I got the sense that was intentional.

I do agree people are often immature about the thought of their parents having sex. I don't want to visualize it or anything, but I'd rather know that they have/had a healthy relationship than the alternative.
   25. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: April 04, 2013 at 07:22 PM (#4404833)
"Kenny Stabler" was a typo; I'm actually a blood relative to one of John Madden's octo-legged turkeys. Broadway Joe was always a leg man.

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