I saw this the other day…and I immediately wanted to run through a Goop®/Fluff® composite wall for Chipper!
Chipper Jones is one of my favorite active baseball players, and he’s also capable of saying some pretty awesome/funny stuff here and there, but there’s really only so much you can say in a pre-All-Star Game locker room pep talk. By “so much,” I mean nothing meaningful:
To be fair, this game is meaningful to guys like Chipper, whose Braves actually stand half a chance in Hell of reaching the World Series and enjoying home-field advantage. I’m sure half the room totally checked out, though.