Baseball for the Thinking Fan

Login | Register | Feedback

btf_logo
You are here > Home > Baseball Newsstand > Baseball Primer Newsblog > Discussion
Baseball Primer Newsblog
— The Best News Links from the Baseball Newsstand

Saturday, August 09, 2014

Coco Crisp’s New Haircut is Interesting

Oakland A’s centerfield Coco Crisp’s afro is famous. Why it even has its own blog.

We regret to inform you that Coco Crisp no longer has an afro. Instead, he has this:

It’s Kid ‘n Play in the front and party in the back. Can we call it a kullet?

Since the A’s won and Crisp, who came back form injury this week, had a big game, we think the kullet might be here to say. What do you think? Do you prefer the new Coco Crisp or the old, classic one:

The District Attorney Posted: August 09, 2014 at 10:01 PM | 14 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
  Tags: athletics, coco crisp, fashion

Reader Comments and Retorts

Go to end of page

Statements posted here are those of our readers and do not represent the BaseballThinkFactory. Names are provided by the poster and are not verified. We ask that posters follow our submission policy. Please report any inappropriate comments.

   1. The Anthony Kennedy of BBTF (Scott) Posted: August 09, 2014 at 10:38 PM (#4767885)
The flattop is neat, but wtf is that thing on the back of his head?
   2. Justin T drives a crooked hoss Posted: August 09, 2014 at 10:50 PM (#4767887)
I think it's fuzzy TruckNutz.
   3. The Yankee Clapper Posted: August 09, 2014 at 11:02 PM (#4767891)
. . . but wtf is that thing on the back of his head?

Built-in headrest.
   4. Walt Davis Posted: August 09, 2014 at 11:50 PM (#4767902)
It's a "this side up" marker.
   5. Bhaakon Posted: August 10, 2014 at 06:06 AM (#4767930)
The flattop is neat, but wtf is that thing on the back of his head?


It's a fake beard so that fielders can't tell which base he's running towards. Now he just has to wear his cap sideways to sell the illusion.
   6. joeysdadjoe Posted: August 10, 2014 at 07:50 AM (#4767936)
Steinbrenner says he needs a haircut.
   7. Swoboda is freedom Posted: August 10, 2014 at 08:52 AM (#4767942)
The flattop is neat, but wtf is that thing on the back of his head?

It looks almost poodle like.
   8. Tulo's Fishy Mullet (mrams) Posted: August 10, 2014 at 08:54 AM (#4767943)
Coco's Fishy Kullet doesn't have the same ring to it.
   9. RMc is Fairly Irrefutable Posted: August 10, 2014 at 11:53 AM (#4767984)
   10. Eric P. Posted: August 10, 2014 at 01:42 PM (#4768016)
He's got some competition. Jose Reyes has been rolling with this look for a good bit of the year.
   11. Best Regards, President of Comfort, Esq. Posted: August 10, 2014 at 02:01 PM (#4768031)
The flattop is neat, but wtf is that thing on the back of his head?


That's where they held his head while dipping him in the River Styx.
   12. NattyBoh Posted: August 10, 2014 at 06:22 PM (#4768201)
Likes like a giant ear wig. Must be the alien host on all the A's that had propelled then to the best record in baseball.
   13. Cargo Cultist Posted: August 11, 2014 at 03:18 PM (#4768718)
I think it's fuzzy TruckNutz.


I think you're right. I like Crisp, but that haircut is just awful.
   14. Cargo Cultist Posted: August 11, 2014 at 03:42 PM (#4768744)
One other possibility: a poorly tuned diesel lodged in his cerebellum, which will disrupt his hand-to-eye coordination and lead to a precipitous drop in his OBP and his fielding effectiveness.

You must be Registered and Logged In to post comments.

 

 

<< Back to main

News

All News | Prime News

Old-School Newsstand


BBTF Partner

Support BBTF

donate

Thanks to
Mike Emeigh
for his generous support.

Bookmarks

You must be logged in to view your Bookmarks.

Hot Topics

NewsblogOTP: 5 December 2016: Baseball's New Collective Bargaining Agreement
(36 - 1:36pm, Dec 05)
Last: Joe Bivens, Floundering Pumpkin

NewsblogWill Cubs stay quiet or pull off surprise at winter meetings? | Chicago Sun-Times
(11 - 1:36pm, Dec 05)
Last: Man o' Schwar

NewsblogThe Unluckiest Pitching Staff Ever Assembled
(45 - 1:33pm, Dec 05)
Last: Baseballs Most Beloved Figure

NewsblogGiants sign free agent closer Mark Melancon | MLB.com
(3 - 1:33pm, Dec 05)
Last: Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad)

NewsblogOTP: 28 November 2016: Bud Selig reminisces about 1999 MLB trip to Cuba, meeting Fidel Castro
(1913 - 1:33pm, Dec 05)
Last: zenbitz

NewsblogOT: Wrestling Thread November 2014
(1737 - 1:32pm, Dec 05)
Last: Man o' Schwar

NewsblogDiamondbacks bring framing into focus with catching switch - SweetSpot- ESPN
(1 - 1:23pm, Dec 05)
Last: Dock Ellis on Acid

Gonfalon CubsStarting to think about 2017
(76 - 1:23pm, Dec 05)
Last: Moses Taylor, Unwavering Optimist

NewsblogYankees agree to contract with Matt Holliday | MLB.com
(15 - 1:23pm, Dec 05)
Last: snapper (history's 42nd greatest monster)

NewsblogPeter Gammons: Reflections and notes from the winter meetings - GammonsDaily.com
(2 - 1:23pm, Dec 05)
Last: Bote Man

Sox TherapyWintry Mixing
(5 - 1:21pm, Dec 05)
Last: Jose Remains The Most Absurd Thing on the Site

NewsblogOT: NBA 2016-17 Preseason Thread
(1162 - 1:10pm, Dec 05)
Last: Moses Taylor, Unwavering Optimist

NewsblogHall of Fame: Bud Selig lock for election on Today's Game ballot | SI.com
(33 - 12:59pm, Dec 05)
Last: DL from MN

NewsblogPrimer Dugout (and link of the day) 12-5-2016
(8 - 12:58pm, Dec 05)
Last: Perry

NewsblogThe Royals are in a bind and will have to do something about it soon | FOX Sports
(10 - 12:57pm, Dec 05)
Last: RoyalsRetro (AG#1F)

Page rendered in 0.3389 seconds
47 querie(s) executed