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Saturday, August 09, 2014

Coco Crisp’s New Haircut is Interesting

Oakland A’s centerfield Coco Crisp’s afro is famous. Why it even has its own blog.

We regret to inform you that Coco Crisp no longer has an afro. Instead, he has this:

It’s Kid ‘n Play in the front and party in the back. Can we call it a kullet?

Since the A’s won and Crisp, who came back form injury this week, had a big game, we think the kullet might be here to say. What do you think? Do you prefer the new Coco Crisp or the old, classic one:

The District Attorney Posted: August 09, 2014 at 10:01 PM | 14 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
  Tags: athletics, coco crisp, fashion

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   1. The Anthony Kennedy of BBTF (Scott) Posted: August 09, 2014 at 10:38 PM (#4767885)
The flattop is neat, but wtf is that thing on the back of his head?
   2. Justin T drives a crooked hoss Posted: August 09, 2014 at 10:50 PM (#4767887)
I think it's fuzzy TruckNutz.
   3. The Yankee Clapper Posted: August 09, 2014 at 11:02 PM (#4767891)
. . . but wtf is that thing on the back of his head?

Built-in headrest.
   4. Walt Davis Posted: August 09, 2014 at 11:50 PM (#4767902)
It's a "this side up" marker.
   5. Bhaakon Posted: August 10, 2014 at 06:06 AM (#4767930)
The flattop is neat, but wtf is that thing on the back of his head?


It's a fake beard so that fielders can't tell which base he's running towards. Now he just has to wear his cap sideways to sell the illusion.
   6. joeysdadjoe Posted: August 10, 2014 at 07:50 AM (#4767936)
Steinbrenner says he needs a haircut.
   7. Swoboda is freedom Posted: August 10, 2014 at 08:52 AM (#4767942)
The flattop is neat, but wtf is that thing on the back of his head?

It looks almost poodle like.
   8. Tulo's Fishy Mullet (mrams) Posted: August 10, 2014 at 08:54 AM (#4767943)
Coco's Fishy Kullet doesn't have the same ring to it.
   9. RMc and the Acevedo Naysayers: Reunion Tour 2016! Posted: August 10, 2014 at 11:53 AM (#4767984)
   10. Eric P. Posted: August 10, 2014 at 01:42 PM (#4768016)
He's got some competition. Jose Reyes has been rolling with this look for a good bit of the year.
   11. Best Regards, President of Comfort, Esq. Posted: August 10, 2014 at 02:01 PM (#4768031)
The flattop is neat, but wtf is that thing on the back of his head?


That's where they held his head while dipping him in the River Styx.
   12. NattyBoh Posted: August 10, 2014 at 06:22 PM (#4768201)
Likes like a giant ear wig. Must be the alien host on all the A's that had propelled then to the best record in baseball.
   13. Cargo Cultist Posted: August 11, 2014 at 03:18 PM (#4768718)
I think it's fuzzy TruckNutz.


I think you're right. I like Crisp, but that haircut is just awful.
   14. Cargo Cultist Posted: August 11, 2014 at 03:42 PM (#4768744)
One other possibility: a poorly tuned diesel lodged in his cerebellum, which will disrupt his hand-to-eye coordination and lead to a precipitous drop in his OBP and his fielding effectiveness.

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