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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Darryl Strawberry Was A Poor Man’s Wilt Chamberlain

How many women did he sleep with?

“I don’t know. More than you should have, just put it like that.”

More than 1,000?

“Oh yeah, of course.”

More than 5,000?

“Oh no, I won’t stretch it that far.”

What is the most women he’s been with at one time? Four?

“No no, I never went down that road…Maybe three.”

I got nothing… uhhhm… REPOZ! Say something funny!

Gamingboy Posted: April 29, 2009 at 08:22 PM | 11 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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   1. Roy Hobbs of WIFFLE Ball Posted: April 29, 2009 at 11:59 PM (#3158332)
I like Darryl Strawberry. It seems he's gotten his personal life together, and I'm happy for him. I admire his honesty too.
   2. Win one for Agrippa (haplo53) Posted: April 30, 2009 at 12:01 AM (#3158335)
"I know decadence - I once went to Miami with Darryl Strawberry."
   3. Lassus Posted: April 30, 2009 at 12:07 AM (#3158343)
I would have been perfect on that '86 Met team. "Do as much coke as you like, guys, more women for me."
   4. There's a bustle in Misirlou's hedgerow Posted: April 30, 2009 at 12:15 AM (#3158353)
What is the most women he’s been with at one time? Four?
“No no, I never went down that road…Maybe three.”


I got nothing… uhhhm… REPOZ! Say something funny!



5 is right out!
   5. Gamingboy Posted: April 30, 2009 at 12:16 AM (#3158355)
The 1986 Mets were a string of Orgies, Binges, Barfights, Steroids, Whores and Bench-clearing brawls.

I shudder to think of how good they would have been if they weren't so distracted. Buckner wouldn't have been there in Game 6 because the Mets would have probably swept.
   6. John DiFool2 Posted: April 30, 2009 at 12:21 AM (#3158362)
Why do all 8 of the most recent entries say "0 posts"?
   7. Nasty Nate Posted: April 30, 2009 at 12:29 AM (#3158370)
If your interviewing someone, is it customary to refer to that person as "he" instead of "you" ?
   8. aleskel Posted: April 30, 2009 at 12:46 AM (#3158402)
What is the most women he’s been with at one time? Four?

“No no, I never went down that road…Maybe three.”


seriously, a man must be high out of his god-damned skull if he doesn't know the answer to that question with certainty
   9. Lassus Posted: April 30, 2009 at 12:50 AM (#3158409)
Miserlou wins
   10. Alex_Lewis Posted: April 30, 2009 at 04:30 AM (#3158676)
I've always wondered why women go after athletes like they do. Cause they're hot? It's not like ya ever end up married to 'em. Maybe that's the appeal.
   11. Steve Phillips' Hot Cougar (DrStankus) Posted: April 30, 2009 at 04:53 AM (#3158697)
I've always wondered why women go after athletes like they do. Cause they're hot? It's not like ya ever end up married to 'em. Maybe that's the appeal.


Hey, play your cards right and you can have a kid (which, let's face it, these skanks are likely to pump out anyway) and they are rolling in high dollar child support payments.

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