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Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Like another guy, he doesn’t get any respect. He’s just not very funny when he says it.
Not like Dangerfield:
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
My wife isn’t very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, “Did you see the guy that did it?” She said, “No, but I got the license plate.”
I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette.
“Who told you about that meeting?” Ortiz asked reporters Monday night.
“Somebody wrote, ‘Why didn’t he do it earlier?’ Earlier? When am I going to do it, in spring training? What did I do wrong? Seriously, what did I do wrong?
“You hit 54 home runs, then hit 35, it’s not good enough. How many people hit 35? Never good enough, bro. That’s why I don’t care.”
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