Big Daddy Balls goes up to 11.
#### you, Jay Z. The #### are you doing on the float? You didn’t do ####. And #### A-Rod’s hat. #### Billy Crystal. #### Joe DiMaggio and Mickey Mantle, and the astonishing number of Yankees Hall of Famers who were drunks, wife beaters, and obnoxious pricks. #### the fans who happily overlook the massive character flaws of said heroes because they themselves possess similar attributes. #### George Steinbrenner. YOU’RE DYING, AND NOTHING CAN STOP IT NOW. Why don’t you go play another game of chess against a roll of scotch tape, you senile old prick?
#### New York City bus drivers. Will you please, for once, stop right where all of us are standing, instead of pulling thirty yards further down the curb to accommodate some ghost bus behind you that never arrives? DICKS. #### Mike Francesca. #### the real estate brokers in your town. THOSE PEOPLE ARE SATAN’S LAMBS. #### the subway, especially the 4 train to Yankee Stadium, which ####### blows. And double #### that piece of #### stadium, and the way you raped an entire city to get it. #### the smug investment bankers and lawyers who are the only people who can afford to go and love that fact. And #### the old Yankee Stadium too. That place was a toilet.
#### your secret love for the Red Sox. Why don’t you two go hump in an alley and get it over with? #### AJ Burnett’s stupid necklace. #### JackO. #### Jeter. #### Michael Kay. #### Suzyn Waldman. #### Bob Sheppard. #### the whole of you. When I saw that Al Gore movie and he showed downtown Manhattan flooded by polar ice caps, I ####### applauded.
And #### your championship. Congrats. You bored us for an incredible 27th time. Take your ugly-ass rings and stick them in the Canyon of Heroes residing between your legs.
Gamingboy
Posted: November 07, 2009 at 01:50 PM |
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1. John (You Can Call Me Grandma) Murphy Posted: November 07, 2009 at 02:07 PM (#3381806)Okay, now he has gone too far.
"Contact information for this author is not available"
Probably a smart move. Jerk.
Let it never be said I am the most anti-Yankee man on the internet, although BDB (Drew Magary), his entire shtick is sort of like this, so who the heck knows if he means it. But yeesh.
Okay, that line was worth a grin. Too bad Larry David probably won't work it into CYE.
Not sure why not, since this writer is so obsessed with f*cking everything that moves. And even some things that don't, though I'm not sure which hole you would pick at Yankee Stadium. He should know the entire city intimately with that attitude.
Substitute John Sterling for Sheppard, and this argument would have made a lot more sense.
That's exactly how it is with Minnesota and Wisconsin. Packers are fine. Being a Packer fan is fine. But why do Packer fans hate everything and everybody else so much. Penis envy?
Edit: And that wasn't a very nice thing to say about Bob Sheppard.
Clearly they meant me, and not the Rap artist born Shawn Corey Carter, since they didn't use the dash... don't hate.
If anything, I find the opposite to be the case. You dumb-ass Minnesota hicks have a big-time inferiority complex because your team has never won, is not even the Packers' biggest rival, has a small fan base, and is on the verge of leaving the state. As for penis envy, why don't you blow me and then give me your opinion vis-à-vis relative size?
Almost as delicious as Mizzou-KU bickering in the Lounge. The lowest of stakes.
Srul told cfb "suck my dikc" on another thread, so this is kind of a motif for today.
To be fair, small market is not nearly as relevant in the NFL as it is in MLB. Also, what is at stake in the New York/Boston rivalry anyway?
Silencing people who speak with a New England accent, those baboons.
That doesn't really make sense. You (Vikings fans) are the "Yankee-haters" in this analogy.
There's Mizzou/KU bickering in the lounge? Why didn't anyone tell me.
This is pretty crass, but also, I have to say, pretty awesome.
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