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Friday, June 22, 2012

Deadspin: Lisa The Ball Girl Reduced The Padres’ Announcers To Puddles Of Goo

Dick Enberg is no rookie. He’s one of the most experienced (and generally respected) sportscasters we have, but when Lisa the Padres Ball Girl impressively gloved a streaking line drive last night, it sent him and broadcast partner Mark Grant into high school hysterics. Suddenly, Enberg can’t form meaningful sentences and Grant settles for THAT WAS AWESOME! In the end, Enberg can’t muster much more than “Hubba! Hubba!”

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eddieot Posted: June 22, 2012 at 04:11 PM | 21 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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   1. Vance W Posted: June 22, 2012 at 06:23 PM (#4164041)
The Ranger announcers were also highly complimentary of Lisa's skills. They have a rather high standard since ballgirl performance at Arlington is particularly good. Impressive performances in the critical "warm up the outfielder between innings" skill. They make "throws like a girl" a compliment.
   2. Danny Posted: June 22, 2012 at 06:42 PM (#4164049)
I like how she brushes away the glove of the grabby fan to give the ball to a kid.
   3. Anonymous Observer Posted: June 22, 2012 at 10:46 PM (#4164128)
The Ranger announcers were also highly complimentary of Lisa's skills. They have a rather high standard since ballgirl performance at Arlington is particularly good. Impressive performances in the critical "warm up the outfielder between innings" skill. They make "throws like a girl" a compliment.


Yes they do. Since I can't even break a pane of glass when I throw a baseball, it irritates me to no end when I watch them warming up the outfielders. I always think, "How can she have a better arm than I do? She's a girl for crying out loud!"
   4. Voros McCracken of Pinkus Posted: June 22, 2012 at 11:43 PM (#4164166)
Marla Collins...
   5. The District Attorney Posted: June 23, 2012 at 12:16 AM (#4164173)
They can't seriously expect us to swallow that goo.
   6. Benji Posted: June 23, 2012 at 01:20 AM (#4164192)
Always liked a girl in a baseball cap. Now I have to include helmets too.
   7. Lassus Posted: June 23, 2012 at 09:19 AM (#4164236)
I always think, "How can she have a better arm than I do? She's a girl for crying out loud!"

I have very little doubt that my sister and mother throw better than an easy half of the posters here. And my mom is almost 70.
   8. Greg K Posted: June 23, 2012 at 09:25 AM (#4164238)
I have very little doubt that my sister and mother throw better than an easy half of the posters here. And my mom is almost 70.

I would guess that I'm right on the margin. Though I was quite proud of myself last month...I threw my first ever slider in a game and it was a perfect back-door called third strike on the outside corner. I don't think I'll ever bother trying to throw one again because in practice I get about 1 in 5 sliders to actually slide, and 1 in 5 of those actually go where I intended. Going out on top!

EDIT: Speaking of arms, our club had this 17 year old kid try out baseball for the first time (he has background in cricket). We were practicing relays and he picked up a ball at the LF wall (just over 300 feet) and threw it over the heads of SS, 1B around the mound, and the catcher.
   9. Crispix reaches boiling point with lackluster play Posted: June 23, 2012 at 09:52 AM (#4164244)
Enberg: She's a B.B.
Grant: A B.B.?
Enberg: Yeah, a B.B. Beautiful ballgirl.
   10. donlock Posted: June 23, 2012 at 10:03 AM (#4164248)
Mark Grace "Coulda hit the fan right in the soup coolers!"

? Too hip for me.
   11. Greg K Posted: June 23, 2012 at 11:07 AM (#4164278)
Enberg: Yeah, a B.B. Beautiful ballgirl.

Offensive. Have some respect, she's a Beautiful Ball Woman, or BBW.
   12. eddieot Posted: June 23, 2012 at 12:19 PM (#4164299)
? Too hip for me.

Soup-Coolers
pronounced (soop-koolers) (Noun), Unusually large lips.
*Also know as "booty-Lips".
She needs to put some lip-gloss on those soup-coolers.
   13. Rickey! something like a pipe-bomb ready to blow Posted: June 23, 2012 at 12:46 PM (#4164306)
I have very little doubt that my sister and mother throw better than an easy half of the posters here. And my mom is almost 70.


How's your mom feel about Atlanta area coed softball? Sis? C'mon, you want me to meet your sister, man.
   14. Leroy Kincaid Posted: June 23, 2012 at 01:17 PM (#4164312)
Always liked a girl in a baseball cap.

Yeah. With a ponytail sticking out the back and sweatpants so you can see her wiggle...
   15. Cowboy Popup Posted: June 23, 2012 at 04:50 PM (#4164453)
I always think, "How can she have a better arm than I do? She's a girl for crying out loud!"

I used to play catch with a girl who played softball at Penn and she had a great arm. Made the ball hum and was deadly accurate. I could throw harder than she could, barely, but she had way more control. It was incredibly hot and it removed any general notions I had about girls throwing.
   16. Rickey! something like a pipe-bomb ready to blow Posted: June 23, 2012 at 05:00 PM (#4164458)
I used to play catch with a girl who played softball at Penn and she had a great arm. Made the ball hum and was deadly accurate. I could throw harder than she could, barely, but she had way more control. It was incredibly hot and it removed any general notions I had about girls throwing.


You know who "throws like a girl?" Girls and boys who don't throw things regularly.
   17. Fred Lynn Nolan Ryan Sweeney Agonistes Posted: June 23, 2012 at 05:06 PM (#4164463)
It was incredibly hot

girls who can play ball > girls who cannot play ball
   18. Jim Wisinski Posted: June 23, 2012 at 05:10 PM (#4164464)
My throwing arm is the Juan Pierre equivalent of the male with moderate athletic ability general population.
   19. Lassus Posted: June 23, 2012 at 05:14 PM (#4164466)
How's your mom feel about Atlanta area coed softball?

The way any proper Yankee feels about Georgia.
   20. Rickey! something like a pipe-bomb ready to blow Posted: June 23, 2012 at 05:20 PM (#4164467)
The way any proper Yankee feels about Georgia.


So she'll be moving to the northern suburbs of Atlanta soon?
   21. Cowboy Popup Posted: June 23, 2012 at 05:22 PM (#4164468)
You know who "throws like a girl?" Girls and boys who don't throw things regularly.

Exactly. She wasn't a freak athlete or anything, just someone who was taught how to throw when she was young and then spent a lot of her life throwing a ball.

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