Wearing a $3 crown and his dapper, trademark handlebar mustache that terrorized Major League hitters during the 2009 Major League Baseball season, Arizona Diamondbacks relief pitcher Clay Zavada received the American Mustache Institute’s 2009 “Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year,” presented by Quicken®.
In front of a crowd of roughly 1,000 at ‘Stache Bash 2009—a benefit for Challenger Baseball featuring the legendary John Oates—Zavada accepted the Goulet award which recognizes the person best representing or contributing to the Mustached American community over the past year.
“Clay and his menacing mouth garden were a great story throughout the 2009 baseball season, and Quicken and the American Mustache Institute are proud to honor him as the ‘Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year’ award winner,” said Chelsea Marti of Quicken®, who herself is a robust supporter of the Mustached American way of life.
Zavada won the Goulet award after more than 100,000 total online votes were cast. He was joined at ‘Stache Bash by fellow finalists Dr. John Yeutter, a Northeastern State University professor and CBS News reporter Bill Geist, who grabbed the microphone after the announcement and bellowed “Kayne West was right.” Other finalists included U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder, Brendan Ryan of the St. Louis Cardinals, USA Today blogger Whitney Matheson, US Airways pilot Sully Sullenberger, and Mayor Dan Snarr of Murray City, Utah. Several cartoon characters including JStache and FOX Television’s “Cleveland” received votes, but after much debate, were disqualified because they violated a clause that required the winner to sign an ethics agreement as well as actually exist in real life.
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Posted: November 02, 2009 at 04:12 PM |
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1. Flynn Posted: November 02, 2009 at 05:17 PM (#3374586)That may be the best turn of phrase in the history of mankind.
Awesome press release.
Wait, what?
I'm growing mine out. Join the mo-vement, gentlemen.
Am I missing something, or is this just dickish for no particular reason.
Hell Yeah! Movember begins! My teammates and I (Team Ned Flanders) are planning a \"#### our Livers, Save our Prostates" party/fundraiser. I wonder if my girlfriend will still be on board two weeks from now...
Fun stuff.
Thank you Eso. In that case, well done AMI.
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