ESPN: Gallo: Worried About Ballpark Hygiene? Drink Beer.

By now you have likely heard about the snow-cone vendor at Minute Maid Park who took his snow cones with him into a stadium bathroom stall while attending to his waste-making needs – or, as Houston’s Channel 2 news reporter Bill Spencer referred to it: “Knocking it out, taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.” Yes, the vendor’s actions were so deplorable it made someone think of the Cleveland Browns.

If only this was an isolated incident. Unfortunately, a 2011 review of MLB stadium food inspection records by Business Insider found violations in every venue except the Rogers Centre—and that’s probably just because Canadian health inspectors are too polite to cite anyone for violations.
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Research done by the website UFE.com—that stands for Urine Feces Everywhere; yes, they do the Lord’s work—found that 8 percent of female fans at Wrigley Field didn’t wash their hands after using the restroom and 79 percent of male fans didn’t do so. Go Cubs!
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Our only savior may be beer. Beer, which will make you not care about the viral sea around you. Beer, which maybe has enough alcohol in it to kill all the bacteria attacking your body.

Left out most of the gory details out of consideration for the squeamish, but you can RTFA, if you dare.