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Monday, January 21, 2013

Falcons Fan Stabbed in Neck

Geez, all this time I thought he was kidding ....

Brian Posted: January 21, 2013 at 12:29 AM | 8 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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   1. Pat Rapper's Delight (as quoted on MLB Network) Posted: January 21, 2013 at 01:24 AM (#4351639)
Good thing for Ray Lewis he has a rock-solid alibi this time.
   2. cardsfanboy Posted: January 21, 2013 at 01:41 AM (#4351643)
We all knew that he would eventually do it, we just thought it would be to one of us.
   3. Petunia inquires about ponies Posted: January 21, 2013 at 02:51 AM (#4351649)
All the jokes have already been made, fellas. Sorry to ruin your fun.
   4. puck Posted: January 21, 2013 at 11:09 AM (#4351734)
I feel kind of bad at my first reaction to such a headline being humor, but I guess sometimes it happens. Like when I heard on the radio that Jeff Porcoro (drummer of Toto) died after applying pesticide in his yard. All I heard was "died in a bizarre gardening accident."

Apparently though, what really killed Porcoro was cocaine, which probably explains most of Spinal Tap's drummers, too.
   5. ERROR---Jolly Old St. Nick Posted: January 21, 2013 at 11:51 AM (#4351759)
My favorite euphemisms were the ones that North Carolina newspapers used when someone got arrested for using a public bathroom for sodomy. The papers would write, "Billy Wayne Bobbitt, 39, was arrested at the Dixie Vim service station on East Main Street in Durham on Saturday, and charged with a crime against nature." I knew what they meant, but I still couldn't help picturing this guy being thrown in the slammer while his accomplice in crime was jacking off against the prison guard's pants leg.
   6. RMc's Unenviable Situation Posted: January 21, 2013 at 04:42 PM (#4352010)
Root for an opposing football team? That's a stabbin'.
   7. The Interdimensional Council of Rickey!'s Posted: January 21, 2013 at 04:58 PM (#4352023)
Root for an opposing football team? That's a stabbin'.


The stabbing was done by a 49ers fan.
   8. Eric Ferguson Posted: January 21, 2013 at 10:30 PM (#4352283)
Correct a post making a reference to a Simpsons episode? Oh, you'd better believe that's a stabbin'.

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