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Saturday, May 05, 2012

Former MLB player Chad Curtis under investigation

Prosecutors confirm there is a criminal investigation underway into the alleged conduct of a former Major League Baseball player from West Michigan. Chad Curtis had been volunteering at Lakewood High School near Lake Odessa. Barry County Prosecutor Tom Evans says the investigation involves inappropriate touching of students.

Inappropriately touched by an Angel?

Tom Nawrocki Posted: May 05, 2012 at 06:40 PM | 293 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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   1. Tom Nawrocki Posted: May 05, 2012 at 07:13 PM (#4124390)
Apparently, there were four female students who claim that Curtis touched 'em all.
   2. RB in NYC (Now Semi-Retired from BBTF) Posted: May 05, 2012 at 07:16 PM (#4124391)
Was Curtis a hardcore Christian or am I thinking of someone else? I know he was the ass who thought Jeter talking to A-Rod during a Mariners/Yankees donnybrook was something worth going to the press about.
   3. Best Regards, L.M. Posted: May 05, 2012 at 07:18 PM (#4124392)
Was Curtis a hardcore Christian or am I thinking of someone else?
Yes. He's also the guy who refused to talk to Jim Gray after hitting a walkoff home run in the World Series, because Gray asked Pete Rose about gambling. This was when Rose was still lying about having bet on baseball.
   4. willcarrolldoesnotsuk Posted: May 05, 2012 at 07:19 PM (#4124393)
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
   5. AndrewJ Posted: May 05, 2012 at 07:20 PM (#4124394)
Oh, joy.
   6. lonestarball Posted: May 05, 2012 at 07:25 PM (#4124395)
Curtis also got into an altercation with Royce Clayton when both were in the Rangers in 2000, because Clayton had "The Thong Song" playing, and Curtis thought that was inappropriate.
   7. Best Regards, L.M. Posted: May 05, 2012 at 07:34 PM (#4124397)
Well, he was right about that.
   8. TerpNats Posted: May 05, 2012 at 07:35 PM (#4124398)
Wasn't Curtis a replacement player as well? I believe that because he wasn't a member of MLBPA, his name was not included on union-approved apparel listing the 1998 Yankees roster.
   9. Bob Meta-Meusel Posted: May 05, 2012 at 07:37 PM (#4124399)
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. /sarcasm
   10. Repoz Posted: May 05, 2012 at 07:39 PM (#4124400)
Scroll down for the full Curtis/Jeter religiomess...

the only serious blip being a run-in with Chad Curtis during the 1999 season.

Curtis was serious and strong-willed, a 45th-round pick in the 1989 draft before he had driven himself to the major leagues. A religious man, he led the team's prayer group and bible study. The large group of practicing Christians among the players cut a broad cross-section of the Yankees' clubhouse -- Pettitte, Stanton, Brosius, O'Neill, Rivera, Strawberry, and others. Among those who did not participate, there was no standing resentment or tension, but some other players were uncomfortable with Curtis, believing he was too overt with his religion; he had approached other players to discuss their faith, and for some, this crossed a line. Jeter had politely declined him once, and when Curtis went to him again, the shortstop felt offended. Chad can do what he wants, Jeter told a friend, and I'll do what I want to do. Jeter was single and laid-back and lived the life of a rich celebrity bachelor, while Curtis was older, private and serious, married with children. They were very different in their outward manner on the field, as well: Curtis was uniformly intense and stone-faced, while Jeter laughed and smiled and joked with opponents who stopped at second base.
   11. willcarrolldoesnotsuk Posted: May 05, 2012 at 07:41 PM (#4124404)
Wasn't Curtis a replacement player as well? I believe that because he wasn't a member of MLBPA, his name was not included on union-approved apparel listing the 1998 Yankees roster.
I don't think Curtis was a scab. I think you may be thinking of Shane Spencer.
   12. FancyPantsHandle glistening with foreign substance Posted: May 05, 2012 at 07:44 PM (#4124405)
Was Curtis a hardcore Christian or am I thinking of someone else?

Apparently he is more into softcore.
   13. TerpNats Posted: May 05, 2012 at 07:57 PM (#4124409)
Wasn't Curtis a replacement player as well? I believe that because he wasn't a member of MLBPA, his name was not included on union-approved apparel listing the 1998 Yankees roster.

I don't think Curtis was a scab. I think you may be thinking of Shane Spencer.
I think you're right. In hindsight, all those '98 Yankees reserves seemed to blend together.
   14. Robert in Manhattan Beach Posted: May 05, 2012 at 08:04 PM (#4124413)
Not surprised. Total douche.
   15. Jolly Old St. Nick Done Jumped The Ship Posted: May 05, 2012 at 08:29 PM (#4124421)
I'm reminded of what the Brits said when the Profumo / Christine Keeler scandal broke out: "Well, at least it's heterosexual!"
   16. AROM Posted: May 05, 2012 at 08:30 PM (#4124422)
Curtis was no replacement player. He was an established MLBer at the strike, in his 3rd season as Angels CF.
   17. Bob Tufts Posted: May 05, 2012 at 08:55 PM (#4124426)

The 1993 Opening Day Los Angeles lineup had Luis Polonia batting first and Chad Curtis batting second.

Touched by an Angel indeed!
   18. Zipperholes Posted: May 05, 2012 at 08:58 PM (#4124428)
Not surprised. Total douche.
Nice contribution.
   19. Best Regards, L.M. Posted: May 05, 2012 at 09:04 PM (#4124429)
Not surprised. Total douche.
The vast majority of total douches do not molest students, and it should completely surprising when one does.
   20. Best Regards, L.M. Posted: May 05, 2012 at 09:06 PM (#4124430)
The 1993 Opening Day Los Angeles lineup had Luis Polonia batting first and Chad Curtis batting second.
Stay the #### away from J.T. Snow.
   21. Steve Balboni's Personal Trainer Posted: May 05, 2012 at 10:29 PM (#4124456)
You're going to think I'm kidding, but the cleanup hitter on Opening Day 1993 for the Angels was Chili Davis. From Wikipedia's profile of Davis:

On August 5, 2003, Tina Placourakis filed a civil suit in Maricopa County Civil Court to recoup assets brought into the brief relationship between her and Davis.During the trial, Placourakis alleged that Davis had attacked her in her home while she was showering, held her to the floor, spit chewing tobacco on her, and badly mistreated her for several hours with the intent of intimidating her into signing over the title of a car.On October 9, 2008, the civil jury found in favor of Placourakis and awarded her $350,000 along with jury and judgment fees.


The #3 hitter was JT Snow, but it looks like it is ok for your loved ones to live next door to him...
   22. Bob Tufts Posted: May 05, 2012 at 10:54 PM (#4124467)
Might as well list the entire lineup:

1993
1. Luis Polonia LF
2. Chad Curtis CF
3. J.T. Snow 1B
4. Chili Davis DH
5. Tim Salmon RF
6. Rene Gonzales 3B
7. Damion Easley 2B
8. Gary DiSarcina SS
9. John Orton C
P Mark Langston

There better not be any Tim Salmon stories....
   23. CraigK Posted: May 05, 2012 at 11:16 PM (#4124479)
BREAKING NEWS: JOHN ORTON ARRESTED ON TWELVE COUNTS OF FELONY KIDNAPPING
   24. Benji Posted: May 06, 2012 at 01:49 AM (#4124512)
I think Kevin Mitchell got released by Cleveland after beating the crap out of him. I remember Pudge Rodriguez leaving a game because Curtis upset him so much. A first class jerk, except for snubbing Jim Gray, an even bigger jerk.
   25. Boxkutter Posted: May 06, 2012 at 01:58 AM (#4124515)
I know he was the ass who thought Jeter talking to A-Rod during a Mariners/Yankees donnybrook was something worth going to the press about.


As a Mariner fan, I wasn't real happy that A-Rod and Jeter were standing off the to the side talking during the melee either. I didn't know a player spoke about it to the press, but it pissed me off when I saw it. I was watching the game at the time and have never felt the same about A-Rod after.
   26. Why Bloody Valdespin? Posted: May 06, 2012 at 02:13 AM (#4124518)
Additional support for my theory that all Yankees and most of their supporters are child molestors.
   27. Cooper Nielson Posted: May 06, 2012 at 03:24 AM (#4124527)
OMFG, I went to Lakewood High School, class of '89! Never in a million years did I think it would ever be mentioned on BBTF.

I knew that Curtis had settled in the area (he's from West Michigan originally -- nearby Middleville, I think?) and was amusing himself with substitute teaching and coaching (football, I thought) at Lakewood. He also has a youth baseball travel team in Grand Rapids with Brent Gates.

I was never a fan of Curtis as a player or as a person, at least based on his public persona, but I wonder if this was just some kids trying to get him fired because they hated him. I would be a little surprised if he was actually a child molester, but there's a dark part of me that likes to see a holier-than-thou person like him get in trouble anyway.
   28. Robert in Manhattan Beach Posted: May 06, 2012 at 03:34 AM (#4124528)
The vast majority of total douches do not molest students, and it should completely surprising when one does.

You're right, some of them beat their wives. If you are surprised when a guy who projects as super-religious turns out to be a scumbag, you need to sharpen your observational skills.
   29. Greg (U)K Posted: May 06, 2012 at 04:53 AM (#4124531)
If you are surprised when a guy who projects as super-religious turns out to be a scumbag, you need to sharpen your observational skills.

True. Everyone loves Baelor the Blessed, but they forget that he's also the guy that imprisoned his sisters for years for fear that they would tempt him.
   30. Tippecanoe Posted: May 06, 2012 at 07:45 AM (#4124536)
If you are surprised when a guy who projects as super-religious turns out to be a scumbag, you need to sharpen your observational skills


Sounds like a scouting report. Show us the data.
   31. Rafael Bellylard: Built like a Fielder Posted: May 06, 2012 at 08:12 AM (#4124538)
Sounds like a scouting report. Show us the data.


Seriously? Or is my sarcasm detector on the fritz?
   32. Edmundo got dem ol' Kozma blues again mama Posted: May 06, 2012 at 09:27 AM (#4124551)
Sounds like a scouting report. Show us the data.

Like how many saves?
   33. RB in NYC (Now Semi-Retired from BBTF) Posted: May 06, 2012 at 09:40 AM (#4124554)
As a Mariner fan, I wasn't real happy that A-Rod and Jeter were standing off the to the side talking during the melee either. I didn't know a player spoke about it to the press, but it pissed me off when I saw it. I was watching the game at the time and have never felt the same about A-Rod after.
I think that kind of thing--guys talking to someone on the other team who they are friendly with--happens more often in fights than we think. Jim Bouton was writing about doing it in Ball Four, after all. I think this was just an unusual case becuase Jeter and A-Rod are megastars, and they were not at all subtle about it.

In any case, whatever you think of doing that in the first place, there's no reason for Curtis to be calling out teammates in the press.
   34. Neutral Milk Dotel (Dan Lee) Posted: May 06, 2012 at 10:42 AM (#4124580)

1. Luis Polonia LF
2. Chad Curtis CF
3. J.T. Snow 1B
4. Chili Davis DH
5. Tim Salmon RF
6. Rene Gonzales 3B
7. Damion Easley 2B
8. Gary DiSarcina SS
9. John Orton C
P Mark Langston
Well, we all know that J.T. Snow touches children*.

(* - extremely appropriately)
   35. Jim (jimmuscomp) Posted: May 06, 2012 at 11:58 AM (#4124617)
Well, we all know that J.T. Snow touches children*.


Molina's clenched right hand is hilarious in that picture. He KNOWS he should do something to help the kid, but at the same time, he's a little busy.

Man, 2002 seems so long ago. An Angel team with a high OBP and crappy starting pitching. My, how times have changed.

[EDIT] And a lights out bullpen.

sigh.........
   36. Best Regards, L.M. Posted: May 06, 2012 at 12:12 PM (#4124620)
Well, we all know that J.T. Snow touches children*.
Anyone who has ever spent time around a 3 year old knows that Dusty Baker was an idiot for allowing that kid on the field. A 3 year old is oblivious to EVERYTHING.
   37. Walks Clog Up the Bases Posted: May 06, 2012 at 12:20 PM (#4124624)
Man, I haven't seen the home plate incident in YEARS. Reading about made me want to see it again, but of course, MLB has deemed it in the best interest of the game of baseball if fans and possible would-be fans never be able to see video of anything that has happened on a Major League Baseball field.
   38. Pat Rapper's Delight Posted: May 06, 2012 at 12:33 PM (#4124634)
I knew that Curtis had settled in the area (he's from West Michigan originally -- nearby Middleville, I think?) and was amusing himself with substitute teaching and coaching (football, I thought) at Lakewood.

Apparently that's not all he was amusing himself with at Lakewood.
   39. Infinite Joost (Voxter) Posted: May 06, 2012 at 12:43 PM (#4124640)
   40. Tippecanoe Posted: May 06, 2012 at 01:02 PM (#4124647)

Seriously? Or is my sarcasm detector on the fritz?


Not seriously. Thought I suppose they could start rating players 1 to 100 in zealotry.
   41. Bob Tufts Posted: May 06, 2012 at 02:02 PM (#4124667)
I suppose they could start rating players 1 to 100 in zealotry.


Will we use heaven's version of WAR or hell's version of WAR?
   42. Walks Clog Up the Bases Posted: May 06, 2012 at 03:46 PM (#4124728)
Thanks, Vox!
   43. willcarrolldoesnotsuk Posted: May 06, 2012 at 03:48 PM (#4124730)
OK, so I guess I didn't watch that World Series game, and I hadn't heard of this incident before. WTF was that kid - seemingly Dusty Baker's son? - doing on the field, apparently unsupervised?
   44. BWV 1129 Posted: May 06, 2012 at 04:18 PM (#4124741)
The Giants let some team kids be bat boys. Darren was out to get the bat, not realizing the play was still going.

How that ############ JT Snow could react quickly enough to pick up that kid but couldn't get to a Luis Sojo groundball going .02 MPH is a complete mystery to me.
   45. bobm Posted: May 06, 2012 at 06:14 PM (#4124811)
[41] 
I suppose they could start rating players 1 to 100 in zealotry.


Will we use heaven's version of WAR or hell's version of WAR?


WAR is hell, according to a famous Yankee who lit up Atlanta on the road.
   46. Infinite Joost (Voxter) Posted: May 06, 2012 at 07:01 PM (#4124851)
[45] - very well done.
   47. Weekly Journalist_ Posted: May 06, 2012 at 07:20 PM (#4124890)
I'm following on Gameday, what's going on?
   48. Jim (jimmuscomp) Posted: May 06, 2012 at 07:45 PM (#4124977)
How that ############ JT Snow could react quickly enough to pick up that kid but couldn't get to a Luis Sojo groundball going .02 MPH is a complete mystery to me.


QFT, BWV. I remember that one game playoff game vividly in 1995. It was the first "postseason" Angel game since 1986 when I was a 14 year old Angel fan and Mike Witt fan-boy. So, in 1995 I was itching to experience some post-season energy. I skipped my college classes, and sat in front of a TV to watch Langston hang in there against a damn near unhittable ugly-ass Big Unit. I was holding out hope until that Sojo dribbler. Then I just knew it wasn't meant to be.

Man 2002 was awesome. Here's to hoping it's not too long until another WS appearance for the Halos.
   49. tshipman Posted: May 06, 2012 at 08:28 PM (#4125012)
True. Everyone loves Baelor the Blessed, but they forget that he's also the guy that imprisoned his sisters for years for fear that they would tempt him.


Man, you need to read better quality speculative fiction.
   50. Weekly Journalist_ Posted: May 06, 2012 at 09:00 PM (#4125029)
Man 2002 was awesome. Here's to hoping it's not too long until another WS appearance for the Halos.

The Angels two wins in the 2009 ALCS were both ridiculously exciting.
   51. BWV 1129 Posted: May 06, 2012 at 09:53 PM (#4125070)
The Angels two wins in the 2009 ALCS were both ridiculously exciting.

Huh, I don't even remember them. Defeat salves all pleasures.
   52. jyjjy Posted: May 06, 2012 at 10:03 PM (#4125082)
Man, you need to read better quality speculative fiction.

First time I've ever seen anyone suggest Martin's work is something less than "quality."
   53. Crispix Attacks 2: Swag Airlines Posted: May 06, 2012 at 10:14 PM (#4125087)
And then there was the unforgettable play in the 2009 ALCS when Mike Napoli tagged out two guys who were standing a few feet away from third base, and one of them was called safe for some reason.
   54. Los Angeles El Hombre of Anaheim Posted: May 06, 2012 at 11:03 PM (#4125107)
Huh, I don't even remember them. Defeat salves all pleasures.
All I remember from that series now is Brian Fuentes being allowed to face Alex Rodriguez in extra innings. Guy hadn't gotten anyone out in months, and Scioscia brings him in to face Rodriguez? F U.
   55. Crispix Attacks 2: Swag Airlines Posted: May 06, 2012 at 11:30 PM (#4125127)
First time I've ever seen anyone suggest Martin's work is something less than "quality."

You must not visit BTF book threads or movie threads or TV threads very often. Every other post is someone saying "I never understood what people saw in [wildly popular and well-reviewed thing]. It's just a poor man's version of [other thing that is vaguely related in some way]." Or just "[Wildly popular and well-reviewed thing]? Yech. [Unwatchable/Unreadable/I slept through the last 60 minutes]."
   56. tshipman Posted: May 07, 2012 at 12:16 AM (#4125147)
First time I've ever seen anyone suggest Martin's work is something less than "quality."


You also need to read better quality speculative fiction.
   57. Crispix Attacks 2: Swag Airlines Posted: May 07, 2012 at 12:29 AM (#4125148)
Like what, exactly?

Pointless sniping is pointless.
   58. Monty Posted: May 07, 2012 at 01:42 AM (#4125157)
First time I've ever seen anyone suggest Martin's work is something less than "quality."


Here you go: The later Wild Card books got pretty meandering.

Pointless sniping is pointless.


Fun, though!
   59. Moe Greene Posted: May 07, 2012 at 02:12 AM (#4125160)
How that ############ JT Snow could react quickly enough to pick up that kid but couldn't get to a Luis Sojo groundball going .02 MPH is a complete mystery to me.

This made me laugh, but I didn't remember what it was in reference to.

For anyone who wants to relive it, go to 0:40:

Mariners-Angels
   60. tshipman Posted: May 07, 2012 at 02:33 AM (#4125164)
Like what, exactly?

Pointless sniping is pointless.


I've gone into it in other threads, so I don't really like to repeat myself.

Also: ***spoiler alert***

Martin has some of the worst self-indulgent habits of the genre. He spins out wide worlds to tell a story, which people like and respond to. However, frequently, the characters are all sitting around waiting for things to happen. Denarys is a good example. From when Dhrogo dies to the last book, all of her chapters could have been skipped with zero impact on the larger narrative. That's poor writing.

Arya's story is very similar. It's just a lot of churn until she ends up in Braavos.

Several other characters seem to serve little narrative function. Why are there both Robb and Ned Stark? Why Kevan and Tywin Lannister? Why Renly?

I could keep going. It annoys me because it seems to be the direction the genre is headed in due to that style making money. As far as good contemporary spec. fiction writers, China Mieville does some really interesting stuff. The City and the City is a very interesting, entertaining book with something to say. Neil Gaiman's good, but most people have heard of him. I liked The Magicians by Lev Grossman a lot, but he wrote a second book. Patrick Rothfuss's The Name of the Wind series was very good in the first two books, but it worries me that it appears to be pulling a Martin and not moving narratively.

But yeah, Martin isn't that good, at least imo. I also tend to prefer really tight narratives, though.

   61. jyjjy Posted: May 07, 2012 at 06:15 AM (#4125173)
Basically everything you said seems a personal preference and almost antithetical to what Martin is actually trying to accomplish. You really should be able to better discern the difference between a personal preference and general quality of the artist. For example I don't really enjoy Mozart's music personally but he was obviously a genius. If someone brings him up I'm not going to tell them to upgrade their listening habits to Debussy. I'm not into seafood but I'm sure there are magnificent chefs of such so you won't catch me telling their customers they are missing out and should try chicken instead.
Martin makes sprawling, dense, dark, realistic, complex, violent, political fantasy. Almost everything you mentioned served the purpose of fleshing out a fairly complete and believable world/culture on a level that in my experience is rare in any sort of fiction. Saying we need to upgrade our speculative fiction habits because you prefer tight and punchy narratives and can't see beyond such when evaluating a long series of ~1000 page epic fantasy tomes is pretty weak IMO.
   62. Paul D(uda) Posted: May 07, 2012 at 07:58 AM (#4125185)

I am almost through book 9 of Steven Erikson's delightfully insane Malazan Book of the Fallen. Based on tshipman's description, I think it's something that he'd hate though.
   63. Jose Can Still Seabiscuit Posted: May 07, 2012 at 08:43 AM (#4125194)
Anyone who has ever spent time around a 3 year old knows that Dusty Baker was an idiot for allowing that kid on the field. A 3 year old is oblivious to EVERYTHING.


Seriously. My best friend and I coach little league and when his wife brings their 3 year old son to the games she has to basically tackle him because all the kid wants to do is run on the field and run the bases. That there is a game going on is entirely irrelevant to the kid (who in fairness is stinkin' cute when he gets to go on the field after the game and run).
   64. Nolan Giesbrecht Posted: May 07, 2012 at 08:53 AM (#4125201)
Paul D(uda): Probably my favourite series ever....looking forward to Erikson's new trilogy.

And i agree with jyjjy; ASOIAF may not be perfect, but Martin does a lot of things right
   65. Lassus Posted: May 07, 2012 at 09:08 AM (#4125210)
For awhile I really liked the term speculative fiction. Lately, having it tossed about from such a great height with such frequency (and tshipman isn't the first by a long shot) has me just abandoning it to the scrap heap.
   66. BDC Posted: May 07, 2012 at 09:20 AM (#4125215)
China Mieville does some really interesting stuff

I also really liked The City & the City, and am now 3/4 of the way through Perdido Street Station: a real doorstop of a book at 850+ pages, but consistently fascinating. Nobody in Perdido Street Station sits around waiting for anything to happen – the plot is relentless – and at the same time, there's an uncanny proliferation of interesting alternative-world elements.
   67. gef the talking mongoose Posted: May 07, 2012 at 09:49 AM (#4125225)
For awhile I really liked the term speculative fiction. Lately, having it tossed about from such a great height with such frequency (and tshipman isn't the first by a long shot) has me just abandoning it to the scrap heap.


Not sure, but I have a vague recollection of Harlan Ellison & Barry N. Malzberg & their ilk -- the we're-artistes!-&-don't-want-to-be-assocaited-with-grotty-science-fiction-writers-&-fans pretentionistas, though if memory serves they were happy to take those icky people's money, strangely enough -- being responsible for the rise & spread of the term around 35-40 years ago.
   68. tshipman Posted: May 07, 2012 at 10:38 AM (#4125258)
For awhile I really liked the term speculative fiction. Lately, having it tossed about from such a great height with such frequency (and tshipman isn't the first by a long shot) has me just abandoning it to the scrap heap.


It's just a convenient way to refer to SF and Fantasy. They're generally the same genre nowadays.


Basically everything you said seems a personal preference and almost antithetical to what Martin is actually trying to accomplish. You really should be able to better discern the difference between a personal preference and general quality of the artist. For example I don't really enjoy Mozart's music personally but he was obviously a genius. If someone brings him up I'm not going to tell them to upgrade their listening habits to Debussy. I'm not into seafood but I'm sure there are magnificent chefs of such so you won't catch me telling their customers they are missing out and should try chicken instead.


Writing having a narrative function isn't personal preference. It's part of the core pact with the reader. Re-writing the same scenes with slightly different details doesn't advance the character or the plot. Literally hundreds upon hundreds of pages can be skipped with no impact on the narrative. That is bad writing. (It also happens to be extremely profitable writing.) It is also highly emblematic of the trends in the genre. No one wants a stand-alone book. Everything has to be a series.

I feel bad, because the original comment was just a joke because I had a long conversation with Greg (U)K about those books in another thread. I figured this thread was likely to die. My mistake.
   69. Monty Posted: May 07, 2012 at 12:00 PM (#4125344)
I've gone into it in other threads, so I don't really like to repeat myself.


Posts 49 and 56 suggest otherwise. If you're going to repeat your sniping in multiple threads, you should probably expect to get asked about your reasons more than once.
   70. jyjjy Posted: May 07, 2012 at 01:47 PM (#4125456)
Literally hundreds upon hundreds of pages can be skipped with no impact on the narrative. That is bad writing.

No, it's basically like you simply ignored everything I said and are now just repeating yourself. I won't do the same, I'll expand. A lot of your complaints don't make sense even from the limited perspective you seem to be coming from. Why both Ned and Robb Stark? Ned's death is key to the narrative, directly inspires the war that his son Robb then launches against the Lannisters that is the main narrative for almost the entirety of the next two books. How does it even make sense to ask why both characters are necessary? Arya's chapters have a narrative of their own, a rather good one imo and take place during and in the aftermath of said war. Without her chapters revealing the nature and consequences of the war on the surrounding landscape(a function later taken up by Brienne's chapters) the novels would have been significantly weaker IMO and they do frequently provide important info relevant to the other plot lines about characters like Bolton, both Cleganes, Vargo Hoat and his mummers, Dondarrian/Thoros and I imagine Gendry will be important at some point, which is another mistake you are making imo; judging and dismissing the narrative importance of characters and events in a series that has thousands of pages yet to come. Pages you probably should not read as you seemingly simply do not like this kind of literature.

A word of advice: you may physically burst into flame if you ever attempt to read the Wheel of Time novels so avoid them like the plague.
   71. Paul D(uda) Posted: May 07, 2012 at 01:52 PM (#4125467)

Can we agree that they should get rid of Sansa though?

China Mieville - most frustrating author I read. I thought that The City and the City and The Scar were excellent, Perdido Street Station, Looking for Jake and Other Stories, and Iron Council were solid, and thought that Kraken was terrible, while I couldn't get through Embassytown.
   72. jyjjy Posted: May 07, 2012 at 02:10 PM (#4125488)
Sansa was quite annoying at first with her fawning over Joffery and naivety in trusting the Lannisters but I think since roughly the battle of Blackwater her character has been developing in good ways.
   73. Monty Posted: May 07, 2012 at 02:25 PM (#4125501)
Sansa's arc from book one to book two is important for the reader. She starts off idealizing standard fantasy tropes like being the princess who marries the dashing prince and all that. When she finds out that she's not in the right kind of story for that, it helps emphasize it for the reader.
   74. zonk Posted: May 07, 2012 at 02:47 PM (#4125515)
Writing having a narrative function isn't personal preference. It's part of the core pact with the reader. Re-writing the same scenes with slightly different details doesn't advance the character or the plot. Literally hundreds upon hundreds of pages can be skipped with no impact on the narrative. That is bad writing. (It also happens to be extremely profitable writing.) It is also highly emblematic of the trends in the genre. No one wants a stand-alone book. Everything has to be a series.


I tend to disagree with this --

Take War and Peace for example -

Prince Andrei has not one, but two battlefield epiphanies hundreds and hundreds of pages apart which are essentially variations of each other. Buzukhoz spends several books playing a wealthy Don Quixote. Tolstoy is a lot more subtle with his character development than Martin, I'll grant -- but he still illustrates them in drips and drabs. I guess I'd say that we suspect the sort of man Andrei, Pierre, etc are very early when we meet them, but Tolstoy spends hundreds of paging filling in the details and giving us ever more nuance. Martin's characters are a bit flatter, but I think there's a similar development schema --- Arya, for example, becomes more ruthless than we might have suspected in book one.

This is opposed to someone like, say, Dickens -- with very few exceptions -- pretty much cardboards his characters. Hell, in almost every book -- you can pretty much deduce who the character is (and how the character will end) based on the name alone. Oliver Twist is the same Oliver Twist when he gets adopted at the end, and Amy/Little Dorrit is the same moppet when she gets married. I've always thought Dickens reminded me of Stephen King -- not from a genre perspective, but because they both use characters to advance a plot rather plot as a backdrop for exploring the characters.

I don't think it's particularly correct to say either is better than the other -- I prefer the former over the latter -- but I think there has been and continues to be excellent work done in both styles.

I will say that as a sci-fi/ok, fine, "speculative fiction" perspective -- I do tend to enjoy the former a lot more. When you're immersing me in a future world, fantasy world, or alternate reality -- it's actually a lot of the background description I tend to enjoy most. So - sure - while you can say the books and the ultimate Fire & Ice plot could have done without Daenerys playing Moses wandering the desert for about 2-3 books, I felt like it was a useful device to learn more about the free cities and Essos. Frankly, if you land me in a fantasy world -- I tend to get annoyed if you expect me to just deduce too much from your plot. Describe the world, explain it to me via the interactions of characters in it.
   75. Monty Posted: May 07, 2012 at 02:51 PM (#4125517)
Prince Andrei has not one, but two battlefield epiphanies hundreds and hundreds of pages apart which are essentially variations of each other.


Ooh! And how about Robinson Crusoe? That thing's full of the same scene over and over again with tiny differences.
   76. snapper (history's 42nd greatest monster) Posted: May 07, 2012 at 02:56 PM (#4125523)
judging and dismissing the narrative importance of characters and events in a series that has thousands of pages yet to come.

Really? Thousands of pages? How long are these books?

I'm pretty sure I don't want to read thousands of pages about any one particular story line. How come nobody writes 300 pgs. books anymore?
   77. zonk Posted: May 07, 2012 at 02:59 PM (#4125527)
Ooh! And how about Robinson Crusoe? That thing's full of the same scene over and over again with tiny differences.


Heh -- actually, a better Defoe example might be Moll Flanders... perhaps my favorite female character from literature, but if you want repetition, especially scandalous, Moll is your girl...
   78. jyjjy Posted: May 07, 2012 at 03:29 PM (#4125552)
Really? Thousands of pages? How long are these books?

They are the sort where when it comes time to release a paperback edition the publisher must make a hard decision about whether to release it as two volumes or one huge one of questionable structural integrity.
   79. snapper (history's 42nd greatest monster) Posted: May 07, 2012 at 03:35 PM (#4125557)
They are the sort where when it comes time to release a paperback edition the publisher must make a hard decision about whether to release it as two volumes or one huge one of questionable structural integrity.

Wow! How many of them are there in the series?

For me, if a book is going to exceed 500 pages, it better be covering a pretty big topic.

Hell, all three volume of LotR is only about 1000 pages.
   80. gay guy in cut-offs smoking the objective pipe Posted: May 07, 2012 at 03:37 PM (#4125562)
I'm going to split the difference on ASIOF: the first couple of books were genuinely compelling, but in each successive book, Martin's negative qualities as a writer have become more visible. He's gotten steadily more self-indulgent and meandering as the story's gone on. It wasn't too much of a problem in the first two books, it was noticeable but not enough to ruin the enjoyment of the third, and it's on clear display in the fourth and fifth.

My feelings on ADwD are summed up well by this Amazon review.

EDIT:

Wow! How many of them are there in the series?

So far, five. Ostensibly, it's going to wrap up in two more, but that seems vanishingly unlikely at this point. I think two more books would just about afford us one or two chapters for each of the viewpoint characters whose story arcs need to be resolved.
   81. Monty Posted: May 07, 2012 at 03:43 PM (#4125569)
I'm going to split the difference on ASIOF: the first couple of books were genuinely compelling, but in each successive book, Martin's negative qualities as a writer have become more visible. He's gotten steadily more self-indulgent and meandering as the story's gone on. It wasn't too much of a problem in the first two books, it was noticeable but not enough to ruin the enjoyment of the third, and it's on clear display in the fourth and fifth.


I mostly agree with that. I'm also increasingly skeptical that there's going to be a payoff. I hope it really is all building to something.
   82. zonk Posted: May 07, 2012 at 03:44 PM (#4125571)
I'm going to split the difference on ASIOF: the first couple of books were genuinely compelling, but in each successive book, Martin's negative qualities as a writer have become more visible. He's gotten steadily more self-indulgent and meandering as the story's gone on. It wasn't too much of a problem in the first two books, it was noticeable but not enough to ruin the enjoyment of the third, and it's on clear display in the fourth and fifth.

My feelings on ADwD are summed up well by this Amazon review.


That is the most awesome review in the history of awesome reviews!
   83. snapper (history's 42nd greatest monster) Posted: May 07, 2012 at 03:46 PM (#4125572)
My feelings on ADwD are summed up well by this Amazon review.

So far, five. Ostensibly, it's going to wrap up in two more, but that seems vanishingly unlikely at this point. I think two more books would just about afford us one or two chapters for each of the viewpoint characters whose story arcs need to be resolved.

Holy ####! 1040 pages and only one of seven (?) volumes. Good Lord!

Wait, he can't resolve the story ark for a single character in two chapters?!?!
   84. Zach Posted: May 07, 2012 at 03:47 PM (#4125575)
I liked the first Martin book, but felt very little urgency to read anything more. The pacing problems really sapped a lot of my enthusiasm for the book -- I found myself counting the pages even during the parts I liked.

It's not the length I object to -- I've read the Baroque Cycle multiple times, and I love a meaty 700 page biography. It's that Martin is so willing to piss away momentum. Fiction should above all things be interesting -- if you don't have anything to say, you should wrap things up so that I can spend my time on something else.
   85. snapper (history's 42nd greatest monster) Posted: May 07, 2012 at 03:50 PM (#4125577)
and I love a meaty 700 page biography.

Interesting. I tend to lose momentum in biographies, even good ones like "John Adams", and "Theodore Rex", and "Titan", and don't finish them. Usually the interesting parts of peoples' lives are over long before their lives are.
   86. The Long Arm of Rudy Law Posted: May 07, 2012 at 03:52 PM (#4125578)
This thread took an unexpected turn.
   87. jyjjy Posted: May 07, 2012 at 03:55 PM (#4125582)
Wow! How many of them are there in the series

Five so far with two yet to come but they are getting longer. Books four and five where supposed to be just book four actually but halfway through writing it he decided to split it in two(interestingly along geographic lines rather than temporally) as it was simply too long.
To use a different medium as a metaphor think of it as a television series with a plot that spans many seasons(which it actually is now as well) rather than a movie. Something like the first 3 seasons of The Wire if you've seen that would be a good example, though on a smaller scale. From tshipman's perspective I suspect all of the stuff in the second season about the docks/unions and the focus on city hall in the third would be extraneous filler, "bad writing," as they are only tangentially related to the pursuit of Barksdale/Bell which is the main narrative.
   88. zonk Posted: May 07, 2012 at 03:57 PM (#4125584)
It's not the length I object to -- I've read the Baroque Cycle multiple times, and I love a meaty 700 page biography. It's that Martin is so willing to piss away momentum. Fiction should above all things be interesting -- if you don't have anything to say, you should wrap things up so that I can spend my time on something else.


Killing so many characters does tend to trip up the momentum... fortunately, I hear the next book will finally introduce Maester Billy Crystal, who will explain that there's a difference between mostly dead and all dead.
   89. gay guy in cut-offs smoking the objective pipe Posted: May 07, 2012 at 03:57 PM (#4125585)
Holy ####! 1040 pages and only one of seven (?) volumes. Good Lord!

And yet Martin is still a piker compared to Robert Jordan. Jordan wrote eleven books totalling nearly 8,500 pages in his "Wheel of Time" series, and showed every indication of being prepared to go on for several more before inconveniently dying of heart disease. By all accounts, the guy hired to complete the books in his stead has been tying off plot threads and wrapping up dangling plot points at a ferocious pace, but the total series is still expected to top 11,000 pages before it's complete.

Wait, he can't resolve the story ark for a single character in two chapters?!?!

Could he? In theory, yes. Will he? If the existing five books are any guide, no.
   90. Monty Posted: May 07, 2012 at 03:59 PM (#4125587)
Could he? In theory, yes.


"Then Daenerys got on a boat, sailed across the narrow sea, and married, oh, let's say...Tyrion. The end!"
   91. Zach Posted: May 07, 2012 at 04:04 PM (#4125591)
Interesting. I tend to lose momentum in biographies, even good ones like "John Adams", and "Theodore Rex", and "Titan", and don't finish them. Usually the interesting parts of peoples' lives are over long before their lives are.

That sometimes happens to me, too. It's better when the subject lives in an interesting period, so that the author can talk about other things during the slow bits.

The all time award for best narrative structure in a real life has to go to Julius Caesar. He starts out as the young playboy on the run from political purges. He comes back and rises quickly, partly because the purges cleared out the generation of older people who would have been ahead of him. He becomes a controversial politician, then goes off to conquer half of Europe, becoming fabulously wealthy in the process. His opponents pull a fast one on him back at the Capital, so he rebels and topples the greatest republic the world had ever seen. Then, right on the brink of ultimate power, he gets betrayed and murdered.
   92. Paul D(uda) Posted: May 07, 2012 at 04:06 PM (#4125592)
The Malazan tale of the Fallen series is 10 books, each 1,000 pages plus. There have also been, so far, 4 side books and one collection of short stories.
   93. gef the talking mongoose Posted: May 07, 2012 at 04:08 PM (#4125593)
My feelings on ADwD are summed up well by this Amazon review.


Are those the names of actual characters in the book? If they are, Martin should be beaten severely. And so should the people enabling him with their money.

I have no idea what happened to the guy who wrote decent stuff like Armageddon Rag & Fevre Dream in the '80s. Apparently, he swallowed a copy of some crap by Stephen Donaldson whole & then couldn't pass the resulting mass, which has remained in his bowels, metastasized & spread to his brain.

Very sad.
   94. snapper (history's 42nd greatest monster) Posted: May 07, 2012 at 04:08 PM (#4125594)
That sometimes happens to me, too. It's better when the subject lives in an interesting period, so that the author can talk about other things during the slow bits.

Books about eras are better that way, because you can just focus on the interesting bits w/o worrying what John Adams did from 1801 to 1828 (hint: not much you care about).

I liked "Founding Brothers", by Joseph Ellis, a lot. And, only 308 pages.
   95. gay guy in cut-offs smoking the objective pipe Posted: May 07, 2012 at 04:11 PM (#4125595)
The all time award for best narrative structure in a real life has to go to Julius Caesar.

The Romans had a lot of that. Gaius Marius and Sulla both have quite remarkable story arcs, and Caesar's allies/rivals Pompey and Crassus are also pretty good in that respect.

I have no idea what happened to the guy who wrote decent stuff like Armageddon Rag & Fevre Dream in the '80s.

He took a look at Robert Jordan's career arc, thought, "I could do better than that," and decided that artistic integrity was overrated compared to fame, adulation, and piles of money?
   96. Zach Posted: May 07, 2012 at 04:16 PM (#4125598)
Yeah, the Romans were awesome. Mostly the Republic, though. The Empire is just one depressing civil war after another. I remember reading one history of the Empire when the author broke in to mention that such-and-so, by virtue of dying of typhus while on campaign, was the only Emperor of the entire century to die of natural causes.
   97. snapper (history's 42nd greatest monster) Posted: May 07, 2012 at 04:20 PM (#4125600)
Yeah, the Romans were awesome. Mostly the Republic, though. The Empire is just one depressing civil war after another. I remember reading one history of the Empire when the author broke in to mention that such-and-so, by virtue of dying of typhus while on campaign, was the only Emperor of the entire century to die of natural causes.

It's shocking the Empire survived as long as it did with that crappy governance structure.

IIRC, they averaged a civil war every 4 years, or so.
   98. gef the talking mongoose Posted: May 07, 2012 at 04:21 PM (#4125601)
He took a look at Robert Jordan's career arc, thought, "I could do better than that," and decided that artistic integrity was overrated compared to fame, adulation, and piles of money?


Yeah ... probably something like that.

Also, judging from photos I've seen, the "piles of money" part of the equation was motivated to some extent by his apparent life's dream of becoming perfectly round. It's not like food is free, after all.
   99. snapper (history's 42nd greatest monster) Posted: May 07, 2012 at 04:26 PM (#4125605)
He took a look at Robert Jordan's career arc, thought, "I could do better than that," and decided that artistic integrity was overrated compared to fame, adulation, and piles of money?

But, wouldn't you make more money with numerous 400 page books rather than occasional 1000 pagers? I mean, they don't charge 3 times as much for a 1000 page book; it's like giving the product away for free.
   100. Fernigal McGunnigle has become a merry hat Posted: May 07, 2012 at 04:27 PM (#4125607)
China Mieville - most frustrating author I read. I thought that The City and the City and The Scar were excellent, Perdido Street Station, Looking for Jake and Other Stories, and Iron Council were solid, and thought that Kraken was terrible, while I couldn't get through Embassytown.


Kraken was, I think, a joke, and Mieville isn't a very funny guy. Embassytown is a failure, but it's the most interesting, impressive, and satisfying failure I've read in a long time. It's an attempt to dramatize the idea of a language without a division between signs and referents, i.e., of a language that does not refer to the real world, but is an extension of the real world. Mieville was absolutely insane to try this (if only because the concept is impossible to the human mind), and it's astonishing that he managed to be about 45% successful with it. All artists in all forms should be willing to sometimes just go for it, and Mieville really did here.
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