Shea has found his soulmates.

Edit: Actually, that probably isn't fair to the animals.

I think the perception of Hillenbrand as a bad guy is probably massively overblown. He played along stupidly with a radio shock jock's shtick in one case and may have been doing nothing more than goofing around on a blackboard before a team meeting in another case. If you think you could never be portrayed as a much worse person than you are based on a couple incidents in your life then you must be a remarkably reserved person.

“And goats pee,” Shea adds helpfully, “for like a minute and half straight. They don’t hold back.”

The answer to the question: How is a goat like a sleet-drenched Redskins fan after 3 beers and a cup of so-called hot chocolate, wandering around the parking lot at FedEx Field trying to find his car after the Skins go up on the Cowboys 27-3 ?

Not that I have any personal experience or anything.

I think the perception of Hillenbrand as a bad guy is probably massively overblown. He played along stupidly with a radio shock jock's shtick in one case and may have been doing nothing more than goofing around on a blackboard before a team meeting in another case. If you think you could never be portrayed as a much worse person than you are based on a couple incidents in your life then you must be a remarkably reserved person.

This is why people with image problems magically appear in fluff pieces like the the above when they need a job.

I think the "f*ggot" comment pretty much killed the "the media has unfairly portrayed Shea as a jerk" defense.

“And goats pee,” Shea adds helpfully, “for like a minute and half straight. They don’t hold back.”

I'd think to pee for a minute and a half straight they'd have to have held back for quite a while.

Long relievers are rarely the goat, but I guess the converse isn't true.

Long relievers are rarely the goat, but I guess the converse isn't true.

Is it too early for the '08 Primeys, Word Play Division?

“And goats pee,” Shea adds helpfully, “for like a minute and half straight. They don’t hold back.”

Moises Alou is already placing an order for an entire herd.

I hope the goat pisses in his mouth.

I hope the goat pisses in his mouth.

You know, Wok, there ARE websites that cater to people like you.

Or so I hear...

I don't necessarily have to see it, I just want it to happen.

We need to find the Blues Brothers Band. They can turn goatpiss into gasoline.

I think the perception of Hillenbrand as a bad guy is probably massively overblown. He played along stupidly with a radio shock jock's shtick in one case and may have been doing nothing more than goofing around on a blackboard before a team meeting in another case. If you think you could never be portrayed as a much worse person than you are based on a couple incidents in your life then you must be a remarkably reserved person.

...stealing pages from the Derek Bell playbook don't help either. When you have a near entire career of pretty shitty offensive production - then hit 254/275/325, but for a division leading team - ######## about your playing time and demanding to be moved doesn't endear you to many fans either.

So Shea's got a career at PETA when GMs finally tire of wasting at-bats on his hacktastic crapbat... good for him. Doesn't make him any more or any less a #########.

I bet he never walks (them).

A piece that describes a person who lives with hordes of uncontrolled beasts that piss next to his wife as she lays in bed is supposed to make me like him more? He needs Scott Rolen as a teammate.

Pet lemur bites Gilbert boy to the bone

Arizona TV stations are reporting that the 3 year old boy is Shea Hillenbrand's son.
I hope the kid is fine.

Thanks to McCray & TAP over at DBBP for the tip.