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1. Slapinions Posted: July 20, 2008 at 01:14 AM (#2865219)If by recently he means 'this decade', sure. Who didn't think Johannnson was hot before 2008?
http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/The_Definitive_MLB__Simpsons_Analogy_List/344/#
Not keen on baseball players.
Washington Nationals: Alyssa Milano ... lots of revenue potential, bad taste in baseball players
Baltimore Orioles: Elizabeth Taylor ... this is what lawyers do to glamour
Colorado Rockies: Hillary Duff
Chicago White Sox: Meryl Streep ... annoying but effective
Tampa Bay Devil Rays: Eva Longoria obviously
Minnesota Twins: Anna Nicole Smith ... waiting for their billionaire husband to die, hoping they're in the will
Yankees - Marilyn Monroe. Still the standard against which all others are judged. As impressive a run in the 1950s as any has ever had.
C'mon. How are the Braves not Hanoi Jane? I used to love seing her on TBS sleeping though Braves games.
-Bri
Yeah, I was wondering the same thing.
The Rockies are Amy Adams: All the rage for about five minutes, until people got a real good look at her. Plus, she's Mormon.
Courtney Cox-Arquette?
Canadian. Hasn't been good since the early 90's.
Jennifer Aniston?
Heh. Great minds. Though I would argue that Aniston was dead sexy for a little bit, and hasn't gone anywhere near as far downhill as Cox.
PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES: SCARLETT JOHANNSON
Only recently has everyone realized how hot she really is.
Mila Kunis is probably a better fit here.
Texas Rangers offense: Renee Zellweiger
Texas Rangers pitching: Polly Holliday (Flo from Alice)
New York Yankees: Catherine Zeta-Jones ... losing their hotness, pretense of classiness, actually just married to a rich old coot.
but yeah, maybe jennifer aniston. that would work. she was on top of the actress list in spite of her being bland, blah, blond, boring = da killah Bs
Your mom.
...also, apparently, a lesbian. Wonder how long that'll last...
What? Kind of thin with a scrunchy face?
Also, judging on her interviews, she's either the dumbest person on the planet or just really nervous.
I can think of about 3 or 4 billion people I'd rather have sex with than her.
i'm especially surprised at how many men here think that stupidity in a woman is a complete turn-off, no matter how blond and big boobed she is. before i came here i always thought that basically all men thought that the 3 most important qualities a female sex partner could possibly have is blond hair, large boobs and a low IQ and the most important of those is low IQ
then again
maybe it is just the men at this here board judging by who the most popular actresses are.and agree that scarlett smokes 4 packs a day and has the brains of jello
Yikes.
i'm especially surprised at how many men here think that stupidity in a woman is a complete turn-off, no matter how blond and big boobed she is. before i came here i always thought that basically all men thought that the 3 most important qualities a female sex partner coud possibly have is blond hair, large boobs and a low IQ and the most important of those is low IQ
Me, I was absolutely shocked when I realized that not all women spend more money on makeup and shoes than on books. I always thought that the average woman's IQ was somewhere around 85, the only TV show they watched was Sex and the City, and that their idea of a perfect man was Sylvester Stallone or Stanley Kowalski.
And then I met a women who clued me in that, guess what?---all women aren't alike. And Lord have mercy, she only owned a few pairs of shoes herself. And still looked pretty damn good without three pounds of makeup.
It sure was confusing.
then again
maybe it is just the men at this here board
No, I don't think so. In one of my high-school classes there was a poll about what the most important qualities were in the opposite sex. The males of my class were unanimous that intelligence was one of the important qualities; it was the only one that everyone agreed on. And this is just a bunch of cheese-eating high-school boys.
A guy I knew at university said, on this subject, "If she's smart, she can act stupid." Not that he'd want her to, necessarily, but the option was there... but if a woman is stupid, she can't act smart.
kiss kiss kiss hug hug hug
According to the movies, if a woman puts on glasses, she is now capable of being a scientist.
According to the movies, if the most famous man in the world puts on glasses, he is now unrecognisable.
Glasses have magical properties in the movies.
Me, I was absolutely shocked when I realized that not all women spend more money on makeup and shoes than on books.
- uh oh. strike one right down the middle. or down the rooster as jim bouton would say
I always thought that the average woman's IQ was somewhere around 85
- uh oh. strike 2 high and inside
the only TV show they watched was Sex and the City
- juuuuuuust a bit outside
and that their idea of a perfect man was Sylvester Stallone or Stanley Kowalski.
- HBP!!!
And then I met a women who clued me in that, guess what?---all women aren't alike. And Lord have mercy, she only owned a few pairs of shoes herself.
- poor grrrl. poverty SUX trust me on this
And still looked pretty damn good without three pounds of makeup.
- lucky woman
most of us look, um, lousy without it. there are very few women who look GOOD without no makeup. the rest of us gotta do what we can with what we got.
i understand you being confused
- grinning
you KNOW that comment is a gimmee for a sexist male joke
Makes sense, I kept seeing her on TMZ with a really feminine looking guy.
Um, no. Intelligence is an absolute must, and hair color is pretty much a non-entity. I prefer dark-haired or red-haired women, but if a woman I liked was a blonde, it wouldn't really matter. A sense of humor is important, and compatible taste in music, films, etc., is nice. But you know what the most attractive feature of a woman is? - If she genuinely likes you, that makes her attractive...
Won't disagree with the (non-surgically enhanced) large boobs comment, however. :-)
Fair enough. It's not like this thread is a bastion of realistic sexual thought, but that was probably warranted.
i still think yall here at this site are different - at least from all the males i know in real life. then of course i don't know males like you in real life
the younger females i know say the only thing males really REALLY care about is sex and the older ones i know say that males don't care if a female has brains as long as they can't tell
2001. She was 17.
Criterion #1 is she must have bad taste in men.
After that, I'm flexible. (They don't call me the Gumby of Love for nothing.)
Just don't get all Pokey on the first date.
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