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Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Jeter may get mayor’s help on Marlins home run sculpture | Miami Herald

Certainly a priority.

Jim Furtado Posted: January 16, 2018 at 08:04 PM | 26 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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   1. PreservedFish Posted: January 16, 2018 at 08:47 PM (#5607731)
That sculpture is the only thing the team has going for it.
   2. Palm Beach Pollworker Posted: January 16, 2018 at 09:05 PM (#5607738)
Philistines.
   3. Skigem Posted: January 16, 2018 at 09:26 PM (#5607751)
It has grown on me and I actually like it now.
   4. the Hugh Jorgan returns Posted: January 16, 2018 at 09:52 PM (#5607762)
No, sorry. You bought the team, you should have to live with that abomination for at least 10 years. Besides it only moves when a Marlin's player hits a homer, really how often is that going to happen at home this year? Maybe 65 if they are lucky.
   5. Nasty Nate Posted: January 16, 2018 at 10:08 PM (#5607765)
These are all just dubious anonymous rumors! Saint Jetes wouldn't do it.
   6. Walt Davis Posted: January 16, 2018 at 10:33 PM (#5607774)
He's gonna trade it to the Yanks for Scooter's plaque from monument park.
   7. The Ghost of Logan Schafer Posted: January 16, 2018 at 11:02 PM (#5607787)
Why did Jeter even sign up for all of this? Should have done something with the Yankees. The Marlins situation is hopeless.
   8. Barry`s_Lazy_Boy Posted: January 16, 2018 at 11:28 PM (#5607797)
Jetes is the turk. And a bad one.
   9. OCF Posted: January 17, 2018 at 12:21 AM (#5607808)
Can anyone find the BTF thread about that thing when it was first built? Someone asked how gay it was and Sam M. waxed particularly eloquent.
   10. Fancy Crazy Town Banana Pants Handle Posted: January 17, 2018 at 12:52 AM (#5607813)
   11. Nero Wolfe, Indeed Posted: January 17, 2018 at 02:08 AM (#5607818)
Looking at the sculpture, I can see why Jeter wants to get rid of it. It has more range to it's left than he did.
   12. Bote Man Posted: January 17, 2018 at 02:21 AM (#5607819)
Uhhh, it's not Jeter's to do with as he pleases. It is the property of the taxpayers of Dade County and the State of Florida. Now, if he wants to pay to have it moved to a prominent public space and pay for its ongoing maintenance and upkeep, that would be fine by me. Or he can just sit on it and tell them to activate it, enjoy the ride.
   13. Jose is an Absurd Force of Nature Posted: January 17, 2018 at 08:32 AM (#5607838)
This is really interesting. The article does a nice job of laying out why the Marlins can't just blow the thing up or ship it to Yankee Stadium.
   14. Lassus Posted: January 17, 2018 at 08:35 AM (#5607839)
or ship it to Yankee Stadium.

If I had won the MegaMillions, sacrificing every penny to ensure it would be in Speer Stadium until the sun burned out would probably be worth it.
   15. Endless Trash Posted: January 17, 2018 at 09:23 AM (#5607854)
Ftfa


The stadium itself is county property, and so is the sculpture — purchased as part of an Art in Public Places program that requires builders of county-owned buildings to install art works for the public.


Oh boy, I didn't know this.

So this thing is Loria's #### you response to the fact that he was required to install "Art" by virtue of having the stadium be publicly funded?

What a guy...
   16. Nasty Nate Posted: January 17, 2018 at 09:33 AM (#5607863)
Snark aside, I really like the stadium and the doohickey, at least as I can judge from TV. Also, if I ignore the circumstances of their existence.
   17. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: January 17, 2018 at 10:24 AM (#5607908)
Eh, it fits. A joke sculpture for a joke franchise.
   18. Kiko Sakata Posted: January 17, 2018 at 10:48 AM (#5607942)
Snark aside, I really like the stadium and the doohickey, at least as I can judge from TV. Also, if I ignore the circumstances of their existence.


SABR had their annual convention in Miami two years ago so I had a chance to go to Marlins Park. It very much depends on your mood but I decided that Marlins Park was more "delightfully cheesy" than "over-the-top tacky". It's uniquely Miami, which I like. And the home run sculpture is probably its greatest feature. Certainly, the highlight of the game I attended was Christian Yelich's home run to set the thing in motion.
   19. Crispix Attacksel Rios Posted: January 17, 2018 at 10:56 AM (#5607955)
The home run sculpture is good. The park may have been a colossal waste of money but at least A) it's public property, not completely handed over to billionaires as a gift B) it's uniquely Miami.
   20. Hysterical & Useless Posted: January 17, 2018 at 10:57 AM (#5607957)
Can anyone find the BTF thread about that thing when it was first built? Someone asked how gay it was and Sam M. waxed particularly eloquent.


And that thread is still open for comments!

I'll leave it to someone else to resurrect it.
   21. Pat Rapper's Delight (as quoted on MLB Network) Posted: January 17, 2018 at 11:07 AM (#5607972)
it's public property, not completely handed over to billionaires as a gift

The gift is how the billionaires control the scheduling, use, and revenue of the "public" property without having to pay any property tax on it. All the perks of private ownership with none of the obligations.
   22. Man o' Schwar Posted: January 17, 2018 at 02:32 PM (#5608223)
He could probably hollow it out and stick a love nest/gift basket storage area in there.

What a place to watch the games from, assuming you had any interest in watching the Marlins, which Jeter clearly doesn't.
   23. wjones Posted: January 19, 2018 at 02:48 PM (#5609672)
Not sure what he's looking for as a replacement art piece, but word is that he has a long-time teammate, a Miami native, who would be glad to get him a lovely sculpted statue of a Centaur.
   24. McCoy Posted: January 19, 2018 at 03:27 PM (#5609726)
So what does it look like in video games?
   25. Batman Posted: January 19, 2018 at 05:31 PM (#5609833)
Besides it only moves when a Marlin's player hits a homer, really how often is that going to happen at home this year? Maybe 65 if they are lucky.
That sounds about right. They hit 96 at home last year, but 53 of those came from Stanton and Ozuna.
   26. What did Billy Ripken have against ElRoy Face? Posted: January 19, 2018 at 08:09 PM (#5609892)
Not sure what he's looking for as a replacement art piece, but word is that he has a long-time teammate, a Miami native, who would be glad to get him a lovely sculpted statue of a Centaur.

Or for hot Miami days, a shower station like they have at Comiskey. Sponsored by Jorge Posada.

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