Holding nothing back, Canseco reveals the best steroids the game has ever seen. The former Bash Brother and the living breathing face of steroids in sports explains what types of steroids a ball player wants to choose: “...you really don’t want to gain too much weight and you want to impress the chicks by being able to shake your boobs around because chicks dig that and chicks dig the long ball…they actually love that!”
Canseco goes on to explain that through his career, those who didn’t use anabolic steroids really weren’t trying to help their team win. He claims that those who didn’t use steroids were viewed as weak; they weren’t team players or willing to make the sacrifices needed to win a game.
“...if you didn’t take steroids, you were just a *%#$!, you were just not part of the team…”
...He then sets the blog on fire with his response to a bit of fan mail. Chastised for ruining the otherwise pure game of baseball and tarnishing its image, Canseco berates this individual with the cold, hard truth:
“Let me tell you something you idiot, baseball was never a pure sport, there was always something involved…baseball is constantly evolving…and let me tell you something you *%#$! hypocritical fans, you loved seeing homeruns fly 5-600 feet.”
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Posted: September 10, 2012 at 08:18 AM |
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1. The Fallen Reputation of Billy Jo Robidoux Posted: September 10, 2012 at 09:54 AM (#4231508)Apparently he at least got an editor, which I guess is good.
i mean, kansas city isn't looking to sign clemens. san diego isn't looking to sign clemens. seattle isn't looking to sign clemens.
it's only houston.
although, that does kind of ignore the likely sarcasm in the original comment. but that is the difference between the two.
And I'm with 2. Shake your boobs around? Wha?
No. No one got mad at me for NOT drinking excessive amounts of coffee, snorting cocaine or popping Mexican amphetamines ("black bennies").
does chocolate cake do it? that's the only thing i'm on.
i'm a wreck. i've stopped working out and my trainer is mad at me.
How do you measure the degree of gynecomastia? Is there a device similar to the orchidometer?
Cause Clemens is half-way decent and Canseco continues to fail in every half-assed attempt at playing in the minors?
Gonfalon, how do you get so much consistency out of your quips? I mean, a good one liner here and there is understandable but post-in and post-out...
Oh. ####.
BRAIN STEROIDS. Do you have scalpne, by any chance? And the rest of you, posting here drug-free... you're just *#$%! and don't care about the BTF team.
Thanks, but I hope you'll forgive me if I choose to ignore your romantic advice, Doctor Love!
See - steroids DO have positive effects. We are thus saved from the horror of a Jose/Snooki love child reality show.
The last time I did this, I was banned from Denny's for life.
This must happen!
What the hell is stuff like this doing on a newspaper site?
Given his financial situation, maybe he working as a dog walker.
Unfortunately, I seem to have made the right choice by leaning strongly toward atheism.
Is the title a reference to bacne? Do authorities believe Murray Chass was involved in writing the play?
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