Holding nothing back, Canseco reveals the best steroids the game has ever seen. The former Bash Brother and the living breathing face of steroids in sports explains what types of steroids a ball player wants to choose: “...you really don’t want to gain too much weight and you want to impress the chicks by being able to shake your boobs around because chicks dig that and chicks dig the long ball…they actually love that!”
Canseco goes on to explain that through his career, those who didn’t use anabolic steroids really weren’t trying to help their team win. He claims that those who didn’t use steroids were viewed as weak; they weren’t team players or willing to make the sacrifices needed to win a game.
“...if you didn’t take steroids, you were just a *%#$!, you were just not part of the team…”
...He then sets the blog on fire with his response to a bit of fan mail. Chastised for ruining the otherwise pure game of baseball and tarnishing its image, Canseco berates this individual with the cold, hard truth:
“Let me tell you something you idiot, baseball was never a pure sport, there was always something involved…baseball is constantly evolving…and let me tell you something you *%#$! hypocritical fans, you loved seeing homeruns fly 5-600 feet.”
Posted: September 10, 2012 at 09:18 AM | 25 comment(s)
Login to Bookmark