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Yankees...Jesus Montero probably can’t catch a lick and the Yankees didn’t have first base open for him to move to. But a player like him, with that kind of high ball opposite field power, is far more scarce than a Michael Pineda at his best, let alone a Michael Pineda who didn’t gain velocity in the off-season, only weight. The Yankees seem deliberately intent on ignoring the reality that they are aging dangerously on offense. I realize that part of the solution to that is to free up the DH spot that Montero would’ve filled, by a rotation of the wheezing Alex Rodriguez, the unpredictable Nick Swisher, the aging Derek Jeter, and the calcified Andruw Jones and Raul Ibanez. But it would seem those guys, and the offense, would’ve benefited a lot more from taking days off and letting the kid get 600 plate appearances and 30 homers.
Red Sox...Most importantly, to paraphrase long-ago skipper Joe M. Morgan, “who is running this nine?” New manager Bobby Valentine, showing my earlier criticisms of him may have been extreme and unfair, wanted Jose Iglesias at shortstop and hard-hitting, rapidly-improving Ryan Lavarnway behind the plate (Lavarnway being the only Red Sox player who didn’t panic down the stretch last year). He was overruled – and he certainly wasn’t overruled by newbie GM Ben Cherington. Years ago Terry Francona, John Farrell, and Theo Epstein came to the realization that Daniel Bard didn’t have the emotional chops to be a starting pitcher, and was best served firing gas out of the pen. They’re all gone, Bard was shoved into the rotation, is flailing just as the former bosses knew he would, and now presumably staggers back to the bullpen as broken goods behind the physically sketchy Andrew Bailey (Mark Melancon might close for them yet).
AMERICAN LEAGUE EAST FORECAST:
Faint heart never won fair predicting contests. I’m convinced about the winner, and taking a flier on the runners-up. It’s possible one of the Wild Cards comes out of this division but I’m not convinced any more. The Yankees and the Red Sox are not locks, and they are so not locks that I will assume New York will finally suffer the kind of position-player calamity that accelerates its decrepitude. TAMPA BAY is your champion, TORONTO second, NEW YORK third (close), BOSTON fourth, and BALTIMORE should’ve been relegated already.
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1. JE (Jason Epstein)Watch it just once and you'll be hookered on it.
5 years from now, I can see Keith Olbermann in a vicious legal battle with Cedar Rapids Public Access, stemming from the fact he clearly wished to be paid in all-he-can-eat low sodium saltines, but they only left a box of regular in his dressing stairwell.
I hope his next gig involves standing on a Manhattan street corner holding a cardboard sign that reads "WILL RANT FOR FOOD."
Dick Allen belongs there, too.
Some famous people I admire for their well-rounded expertise.
And some famous people.... are like Kim Kardashian and Keith Olbermann.
I'm surprised he didn't label the Yankees or Red Sox "the worst team of persons in the world". Maybe if O'Reilly rooted for them....
I never watched CurrentTV so I never got a chance to see Olbermann there, but Powers is spot on about his time at MSNBC and it's why Powers is my favorite (movie and) cultural critic of all time (I like him more even than Matthew Arnold, and that says a lot because I'm a Victorianist).
Are you being hyperbolic? I'm not a particular Olbermann fan, but I'm aware that he has skills and talents unlike anyone else. In a way this is similar to Rush Limbaugh - through his unique voice, he has transformed and transcended the genre that he found himself in.
Pffft, Ghengis Khan didn't need Viagra.
Because tiger penis was plentiful then?
I don't know.
Do you?
He's not my cup of tea, but he did do a whole episode of Family Guy and poked fun of himself quite a bit.
Thank you Keith for once again showing you know ####-all about the Sox.
Jacoby Ellsbury only had a line of .358/.400/.667 in September and October.
Around here, we use the term 'Backpfeifengesicht'.
Good. If that's so, then there's hope for us all.
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I think we're getting ahead of ourselves on Toronto. As snazzy as the lineup looks, I think that rotation is at least a year away. The Jays have all the pieces to be a contender, it's just a matter of them taking that next big step, and I'd still bet on the Yankees and Red Sox and their proven talent than the Jays and their potential.
Limbaugh and MacFarlane
The episode had moments, but it did seem like they were trying to do a goofy Limbaugh episode and figure out why later. The song was pretty entertaining and I'm surprised Limbaugh was able to do it at all with those cochlear implants.
I still enjoy Family Guy a lot, though.
Unless you really want him, and he _truly_ would have retired rather than accept anything less.
I'd wager this being April 1st has a lot to do with this supposed signing.
I see KO going the SiriusXM route.
Ray doesn't think that fools in April should be given any more credit than fools in other months.
I haven't seen any of his shows since SportsCenter so I can't speak to his talent one way or the other, but going from a half hour TV show to a 2 or 3 hour radio show seems like a big jump.
I actually did check to see if it was a joke. I typed "Johnny Damon" into a Google news search and got some hits that he had signed with the Orioles for 2y/$10M. I figured that was good enough, and so didn't bother to click on any of the links.
Not that I see why Johnny Damon makes for a good April Fools joke, such that I needed to fully investigate some random story that nobody cares about, but whatever. I was fooled. Yay.
Hey, hey champ, don't be so hard on yourself. They fooled Joey too.
Honestly, I don't like media-generated April Fool's Day jokes (or, really, most any AFD jokes).
Does this guy watch baseball, or did he even check B-Ref before doing this article?
Last 3-years: 869, 870, 822 OPS; 122, 129, 117 OPS+; 3.3, 4.3, 3.4 WAR.
If you throw in his last 2 Oakland years, you add: 864, 836 OPS; 125, 126 OPS+; 3.9, 3.8 WAR.
Except for the one disaster in Chicago, where Ozzie and Kennie jerked him all over (playing CF and leading off) Swisher's been one of the most consistent players in baseball.
Seems Keith's problem isn't getting what he wants but Keith's problem is Keith.
Oh come on. His defensive deployment in 2008 is very similar to his usage in his typical 2007, where he was just as likely to bat second as sixth. He had a bad year in Chicago, it happens. You can fault those two for dumping him too quickly and for too little, but his crappy 2008 was on Swisher.
If all else fails, he can always put him to work at the hot dog stand.
What platform does Olbermann want that he hasn't gotten? He's had his own highly watched show multiple times, being paid millions for his efforts (or, according to the heads of whatever this channel's name is, lack thereof).
Guillen crapped all over him, with the usual "too passive" nonsense about a guy with a good eye.
It's certainly on Swisher, but the White Sox management did their fair share to make things worse.
They loved him in April when he was hitting. Then he went in the shitter and stayed there. The complaints followed the failures, not the other way around.
I think some people just don't like having a boss. My dad is like that; he started his own business in part because he isn't comfortable being deferential to another person's opinion.
KO clearly wants a network-quality broadcast with complete creative control - a la Louis CK's deal with FX. I rarely tuned in to Countdown once it moved to Current, but the production values were slightly better than the Robin Byrd Show.
I do not know if KO with full creative control and strong production values would succeed or fail, but it sure would be interesting to see what happened.
Primey. (I presume most people here get this?)
Sure, because we all know that ragging on a player publicly is the best way to get him out of a slump.
Hey, I'm glad they f-ed him up. It led to my team getting a gift.
They didn't. He didn't hit. It happens.
You did get a gift though.
They didn't. He didn't hit. It happens.
We'll have to agree to disagree.
I don't give the White Sox much benefit of the doubt on handling slumping hitters.
I'm afraid he's going to come to my house and yell at me personally.
Is this piece of un-sourced speculation just going to get repeated back and forth through the sport-osphere until everyone believes it as fact?
A perfectly rational fear... While I suppose we share an ideology, I've always found Keith insufferable... he gives elitist liberals a bad name.
Back when he was blogging at MLB.com, I remember commenting on one of his Mantle hero-worship/swipe-at-PEDs articles and being surprised at him going off on me in the comments.... I supposed I egged him on a bit with some further jibes, eventually goading him into an "Updated" to the posting, where I believe he referenced basements and my mother. No self-respecting primate is a shrinking violet in the fight club of internet arguing, of course, but I couldn't help but be amused by the level of self-righteous pettiness he reached.
FWIW, the buzz is that Olberman split with CurrenTv over 'smelly car service drivers' who 'talk to him' too much.
That's a new one. A limousine liberal who doesn't like the limousine drivers.
Glad to see Keith representing the 1%
I concur with that, although I also know a small number who live up to the silly 1% stereotypes. That said, most do not (and of course, their political views are mixed).
I'd like some rum in my coke.
To be fair to Keith, I also hate it when taxi drivers feel the need to talk a ton when I am not in the mood. I am drunk, or I would not be in your cab. Let me be.
I will never forgive Occupy Wall Street for making "the 1%" a proper noun that is acceptable to use. It's ridiculous. Why not just say "rich people?"
Huh? If you make over 343K (top 1% in 2009) in New York City, it's a lot less money than in Arkansas. Top 1% isn't adjusted for anything. Top 10% is 112K. Top 20% is something like 75K.
COLA isn't a unique concept. "Rich People" does the job just the same as "the 1%." The whole point about "the 1%" is a framing device. Us vs. them. I think it's good propaganda, it's just horrible style. I hate using numbers as proper nouns.
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Right, the main point is to get people in the 10th and 90th percentiles both to identify with the middle class rather than with the wealthy. I doubt that model describes reality very well -- I suspect that the typical member of the 90th percentile has more in common with the top 1% than they do with the bottom 10%, both in terms of politics and lifestyle. I'm also not sure how well this marketing strategy has worked; certainly far less than 99% of the country sympathizes with Occupy Wall Street.
You're assuming that people dislike those of other income brackets, or are at least hold opposing interests. I'm not near the 1%, but I don't see any reason to have hard feelings towards them. On its own, there's nothing wrong with making money.
The problem with the formulation is that people's real beef is with the .01% (or .0001%). People making 400K aren't driving the national debate--they're just really well off. People making 10-20 million a year are the ones with the megaphone in government's ear.
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