OMG: Lenny Dykstra has officially hit ROCK BOTTOM.

Lenny Dykstra laughs at your claims of ROCK BOTTOM!

Meanwhile, Bernie Goldberg continues to file stories for HBO's REAL SPORTS and write bestellers and millions take his work for gospel...

Technically, it's probably not his car.

As long as it's not my car. I'd better go check.

When I was in the Army, a buddy of mine lent his car to another soldier. The guy lived in it for a weekend with his wife and dog. I think he finally got it back when he called the MPs and they found the family in his car.

Here is a man who sold a successful business in his car washes to fund an business that centered on giving financial advice to athletes.

23. The Clarence Thomas of BTF (scott) Posted: August 29, 2009 at 12:28 AM (#3308414)
Jim Cramer assured me Lenny was a genius at finance... and now I'm living out of his car!
24. pthomas Posted: August 29, 2009 at 01:13 AM (#3308431)
Was the car clean?

But Lenny seems to have spent his time actively and unrepentantly screwing people over.

Less than a month after The Players Club launched in April 2008, Dykstra found himself in a legal skirmish with the magazine's first publisher, the now-defunct Doubledown Media. A confidential settlement was reached after it was alleged that Dykstra had failed to pay $787,000 in expenses.

Later, managerial consultant Joanne Katsch filed a $630,000 lawsuit for breach of contract alleging her CSJ Consulting firm hadn't been paid.

At last count, Dykstra had been the subject of 18 different legal actions over the past six months. In the CSJ deal, Dykstra put up as collateral the Gretzky house and $23 million in promissory notes secured in 2007 as part of his sale of two Southern California car washes. According to court documents, Dykstra pledged the $23 million notes or took loans against them in at least four other instances, though they eventually were retired on Sept. 26.

Jeffrey Gubernick, attorney for the businessmen who originally bought the car wash facilities, contends Dykstra came back desperate for cash a year after the sale and agreed to retire the notes in return for a financial bailout. The businessmen, most of whom are from Iran but now live in California, agreed to pay nearly $13 million in debt, forgave $1 million Dykstra owed them, and also gave Dykstra $1.25 million in cash, Gubernick says. Dykstra filed suit in February, however, alleging the businessmen haven't covered almost $1 million of his debt.

"From our standpoint, that note is gone," Gubernick says.

But that's news to William [Billy] Jurewicz, founder of Space 150, a digital media company hired by Dykstra in May to build out The Players Club Web site. The deal with Space 150 was for $1 million. As proof he could cover the bill, Dykstra again put up the Gretzky house and the same $23 million notes.

The Minneapolis-based Web designers haven't been paid, even with the $23 million notes presumably retired in September. Instead, Jurewicz pulled his crew off the project shortly after Dykstra bounced separate $125,000 checks -- the first written on a closed account -- on Aug. 11 and Sept. 12.

Car washes in a car-happy place like California are a goldmine. I don't doubt Lenny legitimately made some serious $$ from them.