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Thursday, January 26, 2012

Mariners may move Ichiro from leadoff spot

For 11 seasons, Ichiro Suzuki has been the Mariners’ leadoff hitter. In his 1,749 major-league games, there have been just a few dozen in which Ichiro wasn’t the first player in the Seattle lineup.

That may change this coming season. In fact, if Manager Eric Wedge can find the right batting combination, there’s a “good possibility” Ichiro will be batting somewhere else in the lineup, he told 710 ESPN Seattle radio on Wednesday evening.

“If you had to put a gun to my head right now, I’d probably be leaning in that direction, but I’m not going to just close myself off until Spring Training,” Wedge told the radio station.

So, who else might lead off for the Mariners? Maybe Dustin Ackley. Maybe Franklin Gutierrez. Maybe even Chone Figgins — if he can remember what a baseball bat is.

...Whoever gets the leadoff spot, Wedge know what he wants to see.

“I want him to get on base, I want him to see pitches, I want him to help the number-two-hole hitter, the number-three-hole hitter, the four-hole hitter,” Wedge told ESPN Seattle radio during Wednesday evening’s Sports Star of the Year awards banquet at Benaroya Hall.

“So we’ll see. Ichiro is very unique, but I’ve been very frank with him and very clear in regard to what I’m looking to do, so we’ll see.”

Thanks to Tonnage.

Repoz Posted: January 26, 2012 at 07:18 PM | 188 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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   1. cardsfanboy Posted: January 26, 2012 at 07:27 PM (#4046584)
I think Ichiro would make a great number two hitter. Not my preference for a number two hitter as I like a little more pop in the bat, and more walks, but assuming Ichiro hasn't lost much speed, my third preference for a number two hitter is a guy who doesn't hit into a lot of double plays.

Does the Mariners even have the offensive weapons to move Ichiro down lower in the lineup than sixth?

Edit: what is the chances of Ichiro actually making 3000(2428 currently) hits, if last year signals a drop in ability?
   2. Pasta-diving Jeter (jmac66) Posted: January 26, 2012 at 07:33 PM (#4046589)
Maybe Dustin Ackley

if his nickname isn't "Eggs"...well, it SHOULD be
   3. The District Attorney Posted: January 26, 2012 at 07:33 PM (#4046590)
Ichiro is very unique
Irregardless of whether he is or not, I could care less.
   4. McCoy Posted: January 26, 2012 at 07:36 PM (#4046594)
Well, perhaps he is one of a kind because of a billion different factors instead of say one or two.
   5. chris h. is a member of Team Keefe! Posted: January 26, 2012 at 07:46 PM (#4046600)
Irregardless of whether he is or not, I could care less.

Irrespective of whether I agree with you or not, "irregardless" is not a word. :D
   6. Shock Posted: January 26, 2012 at 07:49 PM (#4046603)
So, who else might lead off for the Mariners? Maybe Dustin Ackley. Maybe Franklin Gutierrez. Maybe even Chone Figgins — if he can remember what a baseball bat is.


Isn't Ackley the only choice?

Neither Gutierrez or Figgins make any more sense than Ichiro
   7. RoyalsRetro (AG#1F) Posted: January 26, 2012 at 07:56 PM (#4046609)
He could hit cleanup every night if he wanted to.
   8. willcarrolldoesnotsuk Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:02 PM (#4046615)
Of course "irregardless" is a word. It's a small standalone unit having meaning. It's had that meaning for a hundred years or (likely) more. It's as much a word as any other word.

The only way in which it can be viewed as "not a word" is if the viewer is a seventh grade English teacher with a stick up their ass who thinks they know more about language than they actually do, taking the absurdly unrealistic and pathetically simpleminded view that language is something that has explicit, permanent, and uncompromising rules that are dictated from the empyrean and must be followed, rather than what language is, that being a chaotic, ever-changing mass of strangeness about which general, temporary, and exception-ridden patterns -- not rules -- can be figured out -- not proclaimed.
   9. bookbook Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:06 PM (#4046621)
alright! I like this last post alot!
   10. Shock Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:10 PM (#4046624)
Sure, but what does it mean? Regardless means without regard....so irrigardless is...not without regard? Regardful? Somehow that isn't how I think it gets used. It has nothing to do with having a stick up your ass and everything to do with common sense.
   11. willcarrolldoesnotsuk Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:14 PM (#4046627)
It means the same thing as "regardless" means, and I flatly refuse to believe that you don't understand that. Again, language's so-called "rules" are essentially made to be broken, and parsing it as "not regardless" and then acting confused is simply nonsense.
   12. phredbird Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:17 PM (#4046628)
The only way in which it can be viewed as "not a word" is if the viewer is a seventh grade English teacher with a stick up their ass who thinks they know more about language than they actually do, taking the absurdly unrealistic and pathetically simpleminded view that language is something that has explicit, permanent, and uncompromising rules that are dictated from the empyrean and must be followed, rather than what language is, that being a chaotic, ever-changing mass of strangeness about which general, temporary, and exception-ridden patterns -- not rules -- can be figured out -- not proclaimed.


how does that impact frank tanana's hall of fame chances?
   13. Vaux, A.B.D. Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:17 PM (#4046629)
Precisely. The reason it isn't a real word is that it's made up of particles that have established meaning, but used to mean something that isn't what the combination of those particles means.

"Embiggen" is much more a real word, because the meaning it was given is what we would expect it to mean, given the particles that form it, though since it was coined ironically, I would find it questionable to use it in an non-ironic context. New real words are created all the time, but to be real words, they have to make sense. Is the point of language not communication? You have to make sense to communicate.

It means the same thing as "regardless" means, and I flatly refuse to believe that you don't understand that. Again, language's so-called "rules" are essentially made to be broken, and parsing it as "not regardless" and then acting confused is simply nonsense.


No, you're wrong.
   14. willcarrolldoesnotsuk Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:21 PM (#4046631)
Yeah, OK, I'm wrong. Talk to the editors of the OED and tell them that they're wrong, too. They'll be interested to hear your opinion on this matter.

Like it or not, "made up of particles that blah blah blah" is not determinant of something being a "real word" or not. Language is usage.
   15. Run Joe Run Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:27 PM (#4046637)

ICHIRO! Is my favorite player. 3 more seasons, please. I am not an Ms fan, but ICHIRO! Is great to watch.

Edited. Redacted a comment.. What I think sounds funny, comes off as dyckish
   16. Poster Nutbag Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:28 PM (#4046639)
Fun...a vocab/linguistics lecture.
   17. The District Attorney Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:29 PM (#4046641)
ICHIRO! Is my favorite player. 3 more seasons, please. I am not an Ms fan, but ICHIRO! Is great to watch.
That begs the question... is he a Hall of Famer?
   18. Matt Clement of Alexandria Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:30 PM (#4046643)
Prove originally meant to "test". Now it means something quite different.

By its roots, and according to its earliest meanings, "manufacture" means "to make by hand". Now it refers specifically to the making of goods by machine and not by hand.

Do you complain about those words? If not, what is the temporal cut-off before which you accept changes in meaning, and after which you find them unacceptable?

Likewise with newly formed words - all words are made up at some point. At what point in history does a word have to have been invented or come into common usage for you to consider it to be a word?
   19. Zipperholes Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:31 PM (#4046644)
Like it or not, "made up of particles that blah blah blah" is not determinant of something being a "real word" or not. Language is usage.
If that's the standard, fine. It is a word. Irregardless, any ridicule directed at one who uses it is justified.
   20. Bob Dernier Cri Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:34 PM (#4046646)
The reason it isn't a real word is that it's made up of particles that have established meaning, but used to mean something that isn't what the combination of those particles means

But by that standard, "ringtone" isn't a real word because most ringtones are neither a ring nor a tone. Of course, you may feel the same way about "ringtone" :)
   21. RoyalsRetro (AG#1F) Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:34 PM (#4046647)
This is hilarious. #3 was quite obviously just a joke for the grammar nerds. I'm surprised no one has jumped on the second part of that sentence. Its just sitting their for the taking.
   22. Zipperholes Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:35 PM (#4046648)
Yeah, OK, I'm wrong. Talk to the editors of the OED and tell them that they're wrong, too. They'll be interested to hear your opinion on this matter.
FWIW:

Irregardless means the same as regardless, but the negative prefix ir- merely duplicates the suffix -less, and is unnecessary. The word dates back to the 19th century, but is regarded as incorrect in standard English.OED
   23. Jittery McFrog Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:37 PM (#4046651)
New real words are created all the time, but to be real words, they have to make sense.


Gentlemen, combobulate yourselves!
   24. chris h. is a member of Team Keefe! Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:37 PM (#4046652)
I was actually trying to just be tongue-in-cheek about the whole thing, but I have to say, if anyone has a stick up his or her ass, it's got to be #8.
   25. RoyalsRetro (AG#1F) Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:38 PM (#4046653)

Irregardless means the same as regardless,


"Inflammable means flammable? What a country!"
   26. willcarrolldoesnotsuk Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:39 PM (#4046654)
Don't even get me started on "very unique". Another supposed violation of another supposed rule, complained about endlessly by schoolmarms who have no clue what they're talking about and their simpleton students, blatantly contradicted by reality for as long as there has been such a word as "unique" in the English language.

But I think I'm done here for the night. All you descriptivists out there, clutching futilely to your absurd ideas, feel free to get your rocks off by saying how wrong I am, and how wrong virtually every modern linguist (under pretty much every reasonable meaning of "modern") is. Good night.
   27. Zipperholes Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:41 PM (#4046656)
This is hilarious. #3 was quite obviously just a joke for the grammar nerds. I'm surprised no one has jumped on the second part of that sentence. Its just sitting their for the taking.
Meh. I could care less about District Attorney's opinion of Ichiro.
   28. Poster Nutbag Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:41 PM (#4046657)
But I think I'm done here for the night. All you descriptivists out there, clutching futilely to your absurd ideas, feel free to get your rocks off by saying how wrong I am, and how wrong virtually every modern linguist (under pretty much every reasonable meaning of "modern") is. Good night


Then he starts a (run-on) sentence with "But"....c'mon grammer police, hop to it!!! ;-)
   29. chris h. is a member of Team Keefe! Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:45 PM (#4046658)
Here's a story my daughter just told me as conveyed by her Psych instructor. It seems relevant. It may be bogus, but it's good either way.

Evidently he went to Harvard. On his first day, he wasn't sure where everything was. He walked up to someone and asked, "Excuse me; would you tell me where the library is at?"

The fellow responded, "I'm sorry, but at Harvard we do not end our sentences with prepositions."

Her instructor replied, "My apologies. Would you tell me where the library is at, #######?"

Well, I laughed, anyway.
   30. willcarrolldoesnotsuk Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:48 PM (#4046660)
All right, I said I'm done for the night, but I saw this post after submitting mine, and feel obligated to respond to it:
FWIW:

Irregardless means the same as regardless, but the negative prefix ir- merely duplicates the suffix -less, and is unnecessary. The word dates back to the 19th century, but is regarded as incorrect in standard English.OED
That is not the OED. Oxford Press publishes lots of books, including lots of dictionaries; only one of them is the Oxford English Dictionary, far and away the most respected general usage English Dictionary in the world.

This is the OED's entry on "irregardless". You'll have to pay, I forget, hundreds of dollars to look at it, but I assure you that it says no such thing about it being "regarded as incorrect". It of course says that it is "non-standard or humorous", and everyone understands that fact and no one disagrees with it, but "incorrect" is simply not there, nor anything like it.

And generally speaking, the editors of dictionaries will often give usage notes to allow people to understand how to conform to the expectations of stick-up-ass people who are wrong, despite explicitly saying that the stick-up-ass people are wrong. For example, check out Merriam-Webster's on "irregardless" (which you can see free online), and look at the usage section. It's essentially "these people are wrong, but use 'regardless' instead anyway, because they will complain otherwise".

And now I do mean it: Good night.
   31. Shock Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:48 PM (#4046662)

It means the same thing as "regardless" means, and I flatly refuse to believe that you don't understand that. Again, language's so-called "rules" are essentially made to be broken, and parsing it as "not regardless" and then acting confused is simply nonsense.


Without rules, language is just a bunch of nonsensical sounds. The rules are there for a reason.

I understand that words change meaning over time; that doesn't mean that every single change or mangling is a good one. This isn't about blindly and anally enforcing a vague sense of "rule" it's just about communicating in a way that is logical and effective. Sometimes it makes sense to change the meaning of a word and sometimes it is just moronic to add an extra syllable and three extra letters in front of a word without changing its meaning, antidisirriregardlessful of your opinion of it.
   32. Poster Nutbag Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:49 PM (#4046665)
#29 - Isn't that an old baseball anecdote...I can't recall the player off-hand, but it's an exchange between player/umpire (or manager), IIRC.
   33. Shock Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:56 PM (#4046668)

And now I do mean it: Good night.


From now on, just say "gud nite." It saves time and we all know what you mean; the rules are just there 2 b broken n e way hoo karz abut dem
   34. JoeC Posted: January 26, 2012 at 08:59 PM (#4046669)
Sure, you expect an Ichiro thread to degenerate, but not exactly in *this* way. Well done, DA. My favorite part is #26 getting in a parting shot at the "descriptivists."

As for where Ichiro bats, I think he should hit cleanup, and this should be the year when he shows us all that he could have been a 30-HR guy all along if he'd wanted to.
   35. Poster Nutbag Posted: January 26, 2012 at 09:00 PM (#4046670)
Personally, I, myself, find this thread to be...not for me.
   36. Zipperholes Posted: January 26, 2012 at 09:01 PM (#4046671)
That is not the OED. Oxford Press publishes lots of books, including lots of dictionaries; only one of them is the Oxford English Dictionary, far and away the most respected general usage English Dictionary in the world.
The text I quoted was directly from the entry from the dictionary linked on the OED main page. If the print version contradicts that, they need to get their stories straight.

EDIT: Until then, I'll go with the version I don't have to pay hundreds of dollars to view.

And generally speaking, the editors of dictionaries will often give usage notes to allow people to understand how to conform to the expectations of stick-up-ass people who are wrong, despite explicitly saying that the stick-up-ass people are wrong. For example, check out Merriam-Webster's on "irregardless" (which you can see free online), and look at the usage section. It's essentially "these people are wrong, but use 'regardless' instead anyway, because they will complain otherwise".
Just like how Oxford explicitly says "irregardless" is wrong?
   37. willcarrolldoesnotsuk Posted: January 26, 2012 at 09:01 PM (#4046672)
Ha! I was seriously considering editing that mistake, and am totally ashamed by it, but someone quoted it before I noticed it.

And now I really, really mean it: Gud nite.
   38. Monty Posted: January 26, 2012 at 09:03 PM (#4046676)
From now on, just say "gud nite."


What's with that silent e? Surely you mean "gud nyt".
   39. willcarrolldoesnotsuk Posted: January 26, 2012 at 09:04 PM (#4046679)
The text I quoted was directly from the entry from the dictionary linked on the OED main page. If the print version contradicts that, they need to get their stories straight.
This is the OED's main page. This is not. I'm not sure how to be more clear about this, so I'll just repeat: The thing that you are looking at is not the OED.

Fourth time's the charm: Gudd niit.
   40. cardsfanboy Posted: January 26, 2012 at 09:04 PM (#4046680)
From now on, just say "gud nite." It saves time and we all know what you mean; the rules are just there 2 b broken n e way hoo karz abut dem


This months issue of Wired had an article proposing that the old rules need to be more flexible, based upon the way the media is used. That the old rules don't work in regards to texting (it's an extra step to type you're than your with an iphone) That the spelling of old words is arbitrary and should be abolished into a simpler usable framework. I don't think that it was 100% right(or maybe rite as he would suggest it should be) but at the same time, ignoring that language is fluid is exactly the stick up the butt attitude that should be admonished.
   41. Monty Posted: January 26, 2012 at 09:05 PM (#4046681)
Just like how Oxford explicitly says "irregardless" is wrong?


No, it says it's "regarded as incorrect in standard English." That's a true statement, because there are people (like you!) who regard it as incorrect. That doesn't make it actually incorrect, nor does it make it wrong. And it certainly doesn't raise it to "not a word" status. "Standard English" is also a phrase that could be parsed pretty carefully.
   42. Shock Posted: January 26, 2012 at 09:08 PM (#4046683)
My problem with the corruption of unique is that unique itself was a very good word. It had a special meaning, and now it just means special, which isn't special at all.
   43. a bebop a rebop Posted: January 26, 2012 at 09:15 PM (#4046690)
It saves time and we all know what you mean; the rules are just there 2 b broken n e way hoo karz abut dem

1) If you write and speak in a way that impedes communication, that's stupid. But nobody is confused by irregardless. Speculating here, I would guess that situations like this are described by the linguistic equivalent of genetic drift: if there are no strong selective pressures between e.g. regardless and irregardless -- true in some social circles -- then the version which "wins" is largely random.

2) I assume you are implying here that the last sentence is, in sum, difficult to understand -- I agree with this -- and that thus, people who tawk lyke dis are stupid. But the exact same point could be made with a piece of text consisting of establishment English (or what I assume is establishment English) from about 600 years ago.

"Whan that Aprill, with his shoures soote
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote
And bathed every veyne in swich licour,
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;"

-Canterbury Tales, ca. 1390s

Haha, Chaucer! Get a job! Hell, reading Shakespeare is pretty difficult.

3) Usage decisions like the ones discussed in this thread are almost entirely to let people know what social group you belong to. Freedom fries, anyone?
   44. RoyalsRetro (AG#1F) Posted: January 26, 2012 at 09:18 PM (#4046695)

And now I really, really mean it: Gud nite.


I hope to have a gooder night.
   45. Zipperholes Posted: January 26, 2012 at 09:35 PM (#4046713)
This is the OED's main page. This is not. I'm not sure how to be more clear about this, so I'll just repeat: The thing that you are looking at is not the OED.
Then whoever organized Oxford's website is an incompetent boob. The second link is on the very front page of the OED website and is entitled "Oxford Dictionaries Online." A reader might get the crazy idea that content which is linked on an organization's front page and which shares the same name might somehow reflect its position.
No, it says it's "regarded as incorrect in standard English." That's a true statement, because there are people (like you!) who regard it as incorrect. That doesn't make it actually incorrect, nor does it make it wrong. And it certainly doesn't raise it to "not a word" status. "Standard English" is also a phrase that could be parsed pretty carefully.
Good points. I construed "regarded," when used by the preeminent authority on a topic, to mean "regarded by experts," not "regarded by some people."

I'll no longer contend "irregardless" is incorrect, only that it's stupid.
   46. Champions Table Posted: January 26, 2012 at 09:36 PM (#4046714)
Let's talk some #### that really matters: How much ya bench?
   47. The District Attorney Posted: January 26, 2012 at 09:42 PM (#4046718)
Two.
   48. Poster Nutbag Posted: January 26, 2012 at 09:44 PM (#4046719)
Hate to say it, but I just checked the real OED and irregardless is, in fact, a word. It's definition:

irre?gardless, adj. and adv.


In non-standard or humorous use: regardless.

Etymology: Probably blend of irrespective and regardless . Cheifly used in North America.

Usage:

1912 in H. Wentworth Amer. Dial. Dict.
1923 Lit. Digest 17 Feb. 76 Is there such a word as irregardless in the English language?
1934 in Webster's New Internat. Dict. Eng. Lang. (labelled Erron. or Humorous, U.S.).
1938 I. Kuhn Assigned to Adventure xxx. 310, I made a grand entrance and suffered immediate and complete obliteration, except on the pay-roll, which functioned automatically to present me with a three-figure cheque every week, ‘irregardless’, as Hollywood says.
1939 C. Morley Kitty Foyle xxvii. 267 But she can take things in her stride, irregardless what's happened.
1955 Publ. Amer. Dial. Soc. xxiv. 19, I don't think like other people do and irregardless of how much or how little dope would cost me [etc.].
1970 Current Trends in Linguistics X. 590 She tells the pastor that he should please quit using the word ‘irregardless’ in his sermons as there is no such word.
1971 M. McShane Man who left Well Enough iv. 96 The sun poured down on Purity irregardless of the fact that it received no welcome.
1912—1971

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(Sorry for the formatting)
Learn something new everyday, my GF was adamant about it not being a word too.
   49. The DA Baracus Hypothesis Posted: January 26, 2012 at 09:50 PM (#4046726)
Hitler used "irregardless" as a word.
   50. Slivers of Maranville (SdeB) Posted: January 26, 2012 at 10:17 PM (#4046764)
If usage determines meaning, then by a plurality Mandarin wins out over all other languages.
   51. Drew (Primakov, Gungho Iguanas) Posted: January 26, 2012 at 10:28 PM (#4046781)
It's like ain't.

Which ain't a word either.
   52. Jittery McFrog Posted: January 26, 2012 at 10:32 PM (#4046788)
It is not I, babe.
No. No. No. It is not I, babe.
It is not I for whom you are looking, babe.
   53. Poster Nutbag Posted: January 26, 2012 at 10:34 PM (#4046791)
It's like ain't.


Ain't, ain't no kinda word neither
   54. Dale Sams Posted: January 26, 2012 at 10:43 PM (#4046801)
Let's turn our attention to something more important: The rampant overuse of 'misogynistic', and can a comic/book/move/song even BE misogynistic if the author isn't? I say, 'no'.
   55. Tippecanoe Posted: January 26, 2012 at 10:48 PM (#4046809)
"Irregardless" is the perfect word for certain situations. In particluar, it is essential for those times when you want to sound really stupid.

   56. bfan Posted: January 26, 2012 at 11:21 PM (#4046849)
Man, they will really miss that .310 OBP in the lead-off spot.
   57. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: January 26, 2012 at 11:21 PM (#4046850)
A favorite linguistics story:

At a mid-1970s Modern Language Association meeting in New York, the subject was double negatives. The speaker made the point that every language has constructions in which two negative words are combined to make a positive (e.g. "I'm not against it"; "never fail"; "refuse to quit"). However, said the speaker, there is no construction in any language in which two positives form a negative. Sidney Morganbesser, a professor of philosophy in the audience, yelled out, "Yeah, right!"
   58. Morty Causa Posted: January 26, 2012 at 11:43 PM (#4046868)

Language Mavens

Steven PInker. From his wonderful book The Language Instinct.

He considers "I Could Care Less" and "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" and other supposed outrages. Very readable.

I don't think Fowler, the granddaddy of prescriptive grammarians, and the editors that have followed with updates of his A Dictionary of Modern English Usage dealt with "irregardless". Pinker considers it substandard, not to be used in formal writing, but of course Pinker, being the amiable sort he is, thinks mavens, and those who pretend to be mavens, get all worked up over stuff like that far too easily and for little or no good reason. As for the double negative prohibition, he points out the obvious: language is not math. Emphasis and intensification has a role. As for "very unique", see Jefferson's "more perfect". Pinker deals with why Jefferson's phraseology is just right. Of course, "very unique" may not be.

"Affordable", "finalize", "hopefully" (to begin sentence, "Hopefully, we can afford to go a vacation"), "Likewise",literally; tons of words not longer ago consider grammatical atrocities, we now say and write without the blink of an eye. Thus, it has always been. I like the New Yorker cartoon of some years back where two guys are sitting on stools at a bar. One has a maniacal look on his face and is saying, ""Hopefullywise', did I hear you say?"
   59. Ray (RDP) Posted: January 26, 2012 at 11:44 PM (#4046870)
Irregardless of whether irregardless is a real word, anyone who uses irregardless is irregardlessly a retard irregardless of anything else.
   60. bookbook Posted: January 26, 2012 at 11:47 PM (#4046874)
And Gonfalon Bubble singlehandedly saves the thread!
   61. Steve Balboni's Personal Trainer Posted: January 27, 2012 at 12:01 AM (#4046883)
I can tell this whole Ichiro conversation has really captured the imagination of the BBTF community about, well, not Ichiro...

As for Ichiro...he was pretty lousy last year, with OPS+ of 84. He had 184 hits, but that's the lowest of his career, and his high number of ABs mean he only hit .310, with zilcho pwer or OPB.

He has 2,428 hits. That would be 572 hits - or about 190 hits per year for three years. I don't think he'll do that, so he'll probably need four years of 143 hits per year. He might do it, but for some reason, his career path is reminding me of Al Oliver.

They were obviously not the same kind of player, but after the 1982 season, you would've bet that Oliver was going to get there. He finished his 1982 season with 2,362 hits, finishing 3rd in the MVP voting, with power, a .331 average, everything.

The next year, he hit for a pretty good average, but little power. Then, 1984, he has zero HRs. After that, he was all done.

I have the sense that Ichiro could be done really soon, and he doesn't have the OBP or power to do anything to compensate...
   62. Shock Posted: January 27, 2012 at 12:03 AM (#4046884)
My problem with this is the false dichotomy that arises when one presupposes that either you agree that however you use the words is correct, or you are some hyper-literalistic anal-retentive virgin with a ruler up his ass.

Listen, I don't give a #### what the OED says. I don't give a #### what the "rules" are. That's not the point. The point is that you have, in regardless, a perfectly good word. A word that means, simply, without regard. To affix the pre-fix "irr" to the front of that word, without changing its meaning, is pointless. In that, it is without a point (should I say irrpointless?) There is no reason to do so, other than to make yourself look like an idiot who is attempting and failing to impress with a false sense of vocabulary.

So #### off.

Finally, Ichiro sucks and is overrated and shouldn't go to the Hall without a ticket.

And Wilco sucks too.

And your favorite beer.
   63. Baldrick Posted: January 27, 2012 at 12:05 AM (#4046886)
Without rules, language is just a bunch of nonsensical sounds. The rules are there for a reason.

This is just not even close to being close to right.

Unless by 'rules' you mean the practical standards of usage by which everyday communication takes place, rather than enforced prescriptivist rules. Language would wither and die if it were based on rules. Within the rules of language there is no room for irony, idiom, dialect, differing levels of formality, or any of the other things that makes language vibrant and exciting.

Just limit your objection to: "in the most formal of settings people would object to the word 'irregardless' because it has the potential to generate confusion and, at the very least, is more cumbersome than the simpler and clearer 'regardless."' No one will argue with that, I don't think. But whether something is 'correct' is an entirely different question and simply not a useful one to ask about language for the most part.

Great piece from Stephen Fry on the subject.
   64. Baldrick Posted: January 27, 2012 at 12:09 AM (#4046889)
On the Mariners last year, a .310 OBP was well above average. Just saying.
   65. Something Other Posted: January 27, 2012 at 12:40 AM (#4046907)
@21, re 3: I thought the middle was clever, too. When you use "whether", you don't need "or not".

I first heard "I could care less" from my fifth grade teacher. The problem was simple and unnecessary: I didn't know what the hell she meant. Could she, or couldn't she? The words meant she could. Her tone meant she couldn't.

I propose that usage is therefore wrong. My fifth grade self agrees.
   66. Morty Causa Posted: January 27, 2012 at 12:51 AM (#4046914)
   67. Morty Causa Posted: January 27, 2012 at 12:55 AM (#4046919)
I propose that usage is therefore wrong. My fifth grade self agrees.


What did your fifth-grade self say about Picasso or abstract art.

The words meant she could. Her tone meant she couldn't.


That's rather the point, isn't it?

   68. Athletic Supporter leads the nation in drifters Posted: January 27, 2012 at 12:55 AM (#4046920)
What is wrong with you people?
   69. phredbird Posted: January 27, 2012 at 01:00 AM (#4046922)
There is no reason to do so, other than to make yourself look like an idiot who is attempting and failing to impress with a false sense of vocabulary.


took the words right out of my mouth. i think it also applies to using 'impact' as a verb and a usage like 'very unique'. but i've been in newspapers for the last 30 years, so these debates are old hat.
   70. Morty Causa Posted: January 27, 2012 at 01:04 AM (#4046925)
Unless by 'rules' you mean the practical standards of usage by which everyday communication takes place, rather than enforced prescriptivist rules. Language would wither and die if it were based on rules. Within the rules of language there is no room for irony, idiom, dialect, differing levels of formality, or any of the other things that makes language vibrant and exciting.


Yes. I think Pinker in Language Mavens cites the instance when that glorified prick John Simon attempted to give Tennessee Williams a reaming out on his solecisms and grammar miscues. Tennessee's response to Simon: what you say is probably--I don't know, as I don't pretend to be a grammarian; but you know when the people who make dictionaries need examples of uses of language on a point, it is people like me they cite, not people like you.
   71. Howie Menckel Posted: January 27, 2012 at 01:04 AM (#4046926)

I agree that "unique" could be pitched as the one word where we don't "adjust for the times."

If we can save only one word's meaning, let's make it this one...

   72. Baldrick Posted: January 27, 2012 at 01:07 AM (#4046928)
So you're saying we should treat unique in a very unique way?
   73. Walt Davis Posted: January 27, 2012 at 01:08 AM (#4046929)
This thread is totally gay.
   74. Walt Davis Posted: January 27, 2012 at 01:09 AM (#4046930)
And to show there isn't anything wrong with that ...

One of the Merriam-Webster online examples of the usage of "irregardless" is from Ring Lardner.

I submit that if it was good enough for Ring Lardner it is good enough for a bunch of lazy bums on a baseball website.
   75. Arnett Mead (Arjun) Posted: January 27, 2012 at 01:12 AM (#4046931)
This is the last place I expected a thread about Ichiro! to go.
   76. Baldrick Posted: January 27, 2012 at 01:14 AM (#4046934)
This is the last place I expected a thread about Ichiro! to go.

I dunno - isn't the prescriptivist/descriptivist divide part of what makes the Ichiro HOF argument so heated?
   77. The District Attorney Posted: January 27, 2012 at 01:17 AM (#4046936)
I submit that if it was good enough for Ring Lardner it is good enough for a bunch of lazy bums on a baseball website.
Keefe?
   78. Morty Causa Posted: January 27, 2012 at 01:22 AM (#4046939)
Substandard words are like breaking wind. They serve purposes and have their places--just not every place is their place. But that is not about language; that's about etiquette and decorum.
   79. Infinite Yost (Voxter) Posted: January 27, 2012 at 01:27 AM (#4046941)
Descriptivists are such a bunch of self-righteous jagoffs.
   80. Morty Causa Posted: January 27, 2012 at 01:30 AM (#4046943)
"Jagoff" is a word?
   81. Misirlou's got a busy day, he's wearing a vest Posted: January 27, 2012 at 01:33 AM (#4046945)
Don't even get me started on "very unique". Another supposed violation of another supposed rule, complained about endlessly by schoolmarms who have no clue what they're talking about and their simpleton students, blatantly contradicted by reality for as long as there has been such a word as "unique" in the English language.

But I think I'm done here for the night. All you descriptivists out there, clutching futilely to your absurd ideas, feel free to get your rocks off by saying how wrong I am, and how wrong virtually every modern linguist (under pretty much every reasonable meaning of "modern") is. Good night.


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Shoehorn shoehorn shoehorn!
   82. The District Attorney Posted: January 27, 2012 at 01:49 AM (#4046951)
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
   83. Misirlou's got a busy day, he's wearing a vest Posted: January 27, 2012 at 01:49 AM (#4046952)
Less flippant, I'm all for language evolving. I have no desire to speak in "thou's" and "shant's", and "thine's". However, as others have stated, change must make some sort of sense, otherwise, language becomes more cumbersome. Take uninterested and disinterested. The two words have different, specific meanings. Or at least they used to. The correct usage of the words have an elegant transfer of information. However, the corrupt usage of the two means that both words mean the same, and thus if someone wants to covey that they are indifferent, or that they have no personal interest, they must use more words. And that's a shame.

I don't know if irregardless falls into this category or not. Maybe it's just laziness or pretentiousness. Like someone using "orientate" to mean "orient". But I don't like it. I am allowed to unlike it, am I not?
   84. Misirlou's got a busy day, he's wearing a vest Posted: January 27, 2012 at 02:03 AM (#4046956)
. Like someone using "orientate" to mean "orient"


Heh. Just looked up orientate online, and one dictionary source lists the definition as simply "to orient". Whereas the original definition meant "to face east", as opposed to the verb orient which meant either "to set or arrange in any determinate position especially in relation to the points of the compass" or "to acquaint with the existing situation or environment", as in orientation. But now the word orientate, and the verb form or orient seem to be merging into one meaning, with the loss of information.

Not that it comes up often, but one used to be able to say "We need to orientate that dish", and now they will have to say "we need to orientate that dish to the east.", and again, that's a shame. Shoehorn shoehorn shoehorn!
   85. Baldrick Posted: January 27, 2012 at 02:09 AM (#4046957)
You're allowed to unlike things that are said or written. If they are not mellifluous when they could be. If they are imprecise when they ought to be precise. But no single word or usage is 'good' or 'bad' intrinsically. They're not even 'good' or 'bad' in a general sense. If they have utility, they will grow and develop. If they don't, they won't. Bear in mind that utility is itself very imprecise here. These things aren't decided by grammarians or even by people making conscious decisions.

Why is language being 'cumbersome' a problem, exactly? Without its cumbersome nature, there would be no Shakespeare, there would be no plays on words, there would be no fun.

If you want technical, precise writing for some specific reason then by all means use words as precisely as possible. You'll find that academic writers who use the word disinterested use it to convey its nuance. And if they don't, they very much should be challenged. But if the medium does not demand that, then it's not just unreasonable but downright dangerous to force people to accede to a strict approach. One place where I very much agree that disinterested carries significant meaning and should be embraced is in the press. We have come to assume that journalism ought be 'non-partisan' when what we really ought support is 'disinterested' journalists. However, if my friend says her kid is acting pretty disinterested lately, there is zero chance I'm going to mistake her meaning and think the child is a budding Kantian.

For literally hundreds of years, people have believed that modern corruptions of old words threaten the precision and delicate communicative possibility of language. But I would suggest that we have more communicative capacity today than we ever have before in history. And it will likely only continue to improve. Words that retain important meanings will survive and flourish and those that do not will meld or fade away. There are always gaps and broken places where words fail to measure up, or multiple meanings create confusion. But that's precisely what gives language its vitality, too, so I think it's worth embracing.
   86. Barnaby Jones Posted: January 27, 2012 at 02:11 AM (#4046961)
This is hilarious. #3 was quite obviously just a joke for the grammar nerds. I'm surprised no one has jumped on the second part of that sentence. Its just sitting their for the taking.


I also thought #17 went especially unloved.
   87. Chicago Joe Posted: January 27, 2012 at 02:18 AM (#4046963)
Irregardless: a word denoting the decline of the American educational system.
   88. Ron J Posted: January 27, 2012 at 02:19 AM (#4046964)
Hell, reading Shakespeare is pretty difficult.


Because Shakespeare invented tons of words. Some of which didn't catch on. (which means you have to try and figure out what he meant.) And then of course there's the issue of how language changes over time.
   89. Shock Posted: January 27, 2012 at 02:28 AM (#4046965)
I just don't like how "language evolves over time" is used as a blanket excuse for every single mangling that people do to the language.

Or, what Miserlou said in 83. Of course language evolves. That doesn't mean that we should drop "regardless" for "irregardless" for no ####### reason.
   90. Morty Causa Posted: January 27, 2012 at 03:00 AM (#4046972)
Save that energy to run out those infield grounders, Ichiro Agonistes.
   91. smileyy Posted: January 27, 2012 at 03:32 AM (#4046975)
If we're going to be pedantic *($#heads, can we at least call out #17 for the incorrect (though now entirely accepted and common) usage of "begs the question"?

To "beg the question" is to assume (usually in a different form) your conclusion.

Edit: I have no real issue with being a pedantic *($#head. I'm one myself. Its a perfectly cromulent stance.
Editedit: Coke to 86
   92. Fred Lynn Nolan Ryan Sweeney Agonistes Posted: January 27, 2012 at 03:41 AM (#4046976)
Shoehorn shoehorn shoehorn!


Banana muffin.

   93. Jittery McFrog Posted: January 27, 2012 at 04:03 AM (#4046977)
Of course language evolves. That doesn't mean that we should drop "regardless" for "irregardless" for no ####### reason.


Who is "we"? There's a big difference between avoiding a word that doesn't please you, which is your prerogative, and castigating someone else for using the word.
   94. CrosbyBird Posted: January 27, 2012 at 04:09 AM (#4046978)
That video in #66 is fantastic, and if you didn't watch it, you should.
   95. Morty Causa Posted: January 27, 2012 at 10:53 AM (#4047100)
Yeah, he tells you more in that ten-minute video than some 500-page tomes on language are able to do. Clearly, concisely, and amusingly.

Not only The Language Instnct, but How Stuff Works and Words and Rules are also filled with insight on language engagingly rendered.

   96. snapper (history's 42nd greatest monster) Posted: January 27, 2012 at 11:01 AM (#4047108)
Who is "we"? There's a big difference between avoiding a word that doesn't please you, which is your prerogative, and castigating someone else for using the word.

Why as a society have we decided to stop castigating people for doing stupid things? People should be called out for stupidity, it helps deter it.
   97. Morty Causa Posted: January 27, 2012 at 11:43 AM (#4047175)
If you are going to do some castigation, you need to actually be in a superior position to them that you deem castigatable, dere Andy.
   98. bookbook Posted: January 27, 2012 at 12:35 PM (#4047257)
Absolutely, #96. But then we might have to start by castigating those of us who take up the extremely stupid exercise of arguing grammar on a baseball website.

Best just to stop throwing stones, perhaps?
   99. drone1313 Posted: January 27, 2012 at 12:42 PM (#4047274)
Wouldn't widespread literacy inhibit language change a great deal?
   100. CFiJ Posted: January 27, 2012 at 12:48 PM (#4047281)
The use of double negatives for emphasis has been around in English longer than the word "negative". People use "irregardless" because it just sounds especially regardless.
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