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I chuckled here.
Pitchers always seem to get the smart and interesting tag: Mussina, Pat Jordan, Tom Seaver, Quisenberry, Bouton. There are probably more.
Why do I doubt his sincerity, when he says this?
(Mostly joking, big fan of both.)
Wow does that sound like an awful book!
I was thinking the same thing. You even left out the worst part "poetry anthology". I better watch what I say though, I'm pretty sure Bob Dernier Cri still thinks I'm a philistine from the last thread that turned into a literary discussion, where I voiced my extreme distaste for William Faulkner.
No, you were right about that. Faulkner can make for an extremely unpleasant read.
As long as we're talking books, I would like to recommend Pynchon's collection of four early short stories, Slow Learner
It's the knuckleball, the justest of all pitches. Do you think guys who throw sliders, curveballs or a split-fingered fastball could be just?
Yes. It was definitely enjoyable, filled with good stories, and structured in a way that allowed it to be read in five or ten minute chunks. I would guess that a significant percentage of those who have read it, read it while on the toilet.
I was disappointed by Oscar Wao. Not sorry I read it or anything, but I couldn't stop thinking that the Oscar character wasn't much more than a Latinized Ignatius J. Reilly and it distracted me.
It must be the hardest thing to write. So many shorts stories rely on little surprise endings or cute little tricks. And it's tough to tell a good story that fast. I feel like most of the stories I read that don't settle for trickery are shooting for poignancy, which is difficult to achieve.
Then again, few people I know share my reading habits. And if they do, they are a lot more hard core about literature than me.
I agree with your premise, that its hard to get into them. I like to keep some around though, because sometimes I only want to invest in something that can be finished in a sitting.
That's a pretty good summary though far too kind. If you had read Angels and Demons you could have added the part about how he plagiarized (not general ideas but complete scenes) from himself but his readers were too too lost in the depths of his writing to notice. Dan Brown only makes sense as satire. It is a textbook example of what any schmuck would do if they sat down to write a story. Characters without even a single dimension that we learn about through labels (the Harvard Professor is smart and knows stuff. How do we know this because he's a Harvard Professor who's smart and knows stuff). Dialogue so wooden it makes you gag (go find the scence where he talks about the way his students talk). Contrived plot twists that make you laugh (two thousand year old mystery and code solved by reading it backwards in a mirror). It is so bad in such an ordinary way that it turns onto itself and becomes something inexplicable that can only be read to be believed.
It's one thing to be hack. Dan Brown only wishes he was a hack. He makes James Patterson look like an auteur.
I think Oscar Wao is better than Confederacy of Dunces.
Any other Don Barthelme fans out there?
You could also mention that the entire plot of the DaVinci Code is basically a fictionalized version of Holy Blood, Holy Grail.
Of course!
In a literature class I was subjected to Somerset Maugham's short stories which I really thought were awful. I revisited Maugham a few years later and again thought he was awful. It was only years after that that I learned that Maugham was, in his own time, considered to be an inferior writer. Why don't they tell us this stuff in class? But at least I felt that my good taste was vindicated.
If you haven't read Denis Johnson's Jesus' Son, that's also terrific, as is Rick Bass' first collection. For a totally different style, there's a reason people think Alice Munro is a master.
Well, I have to disagree with this. I have abandoned many books midstream before, some of which were "classics" or by great authors, and the fact that I finished these two is a credit to Brown in some way. I would not finish a book written by the average schmuck.
Brown has two skills. The first is his ability to make you turn the pages. The second is to construct these Indiana Jones religious-secret puzzle-solving mysteries. He is not a genius at either of these things, he's maybe a B+. And he is outrageously bad at every other literary ability that exists.
But like I said above, the fascinating thing about his writing is the extent to which he prioritizes tension, at the direct, immediate and obvious expense of everything else. When you read the book you can just see where he makes the decision to not give a #### about the plot, common sense, the motivations of his characters or plausibility and go straight for the tension-cliffhanger-tickingtimebomb-gutpunch. It happens in almost every chapter.
That guy is one of the very few non-detective fiction writers I can read without thinking "Bo-ring". Such playfulness. Daniil Kharms reminds me of him (try the collection "Today I Wrote Nothing").
I'm just not a fiction type reader. It takes a craftsman on the level of Dostoevsky or Fitzgerald to make me actually enjoy reading a description of the weather or a description of one fictional person's opinion of another fictional person. I've borrowed my dad's books by Jonathan Franzen, Colson Whitehead, T.C. Boyle, Gary Steingart, other recent novelists, and usually give it up thinking "Why am I reading this? The plot isn't carrying me along and the characters are all irritating."
It must be the hardest thing to write. So many shorts stories rely on little surprise endings or cute little tricks. And it's tough to tell a good story that fast. I feel like most of the stories I read that don't settle for trickery are shooting for poignancy, which is difficult to achieve.
I know what you mean, but I think that it isn't true that short stories are harder to write than novels. (Poetry is an entirely different beast.) The difference in effort and time is enormous, and there are other, less brute force, reasons that novels are a lot harder. Every MFA graduate has at least one decent short story under his or her belt; I doubt that 5% ever produce a decent novel. But there is almost no market for short stories, so the vast majority of that slightly above-average work simply disappears into oblivion. I read slush for a literary magazine, and over the 8 years I've been doing it I've probably sent rejection slips to 300-400 authors who wrote a pretty good short story. It's depressing if you let yourself think about it.
I was a member of a two-person book club that ranged both high (Faulkner) and low (L'Amour). The bad books were more fun to dissect. The best book we read was Cormac McCarthy's The Orchard Keeper, but our comments were more or less neutered to "I loved this part." "Me too." Possibly this was also the effect of it being a two-person club, in that there was no incentive to show off to the group how insightfully you perceived this metaphor or that foreshadowing.
Funny, I wouldn't think of either writer as a really superior "craftsman," if you mean a writer whose sentences are lyrical and impressive on a sentence-by-sentence basis.
I had forgotten about that, or maybe I'd recalled it was Ryan Jones who hated Faulkner. Now I find out it's both of you :)
Along the lines of PreservedFish's and others' remarks, while I definitely would rather read Faulkner or Flaubert or Fitzgerald than almost anything except a great detective novel, sometimes overwhelmingly great literature isn't that amenable to criticism. I was just rereading (for class) one of the better essays I think I've written about books. It's on RL Stine's Goosebumps series. Sometimes pulp just gives a lot more interesting purchase to think about language and culture.
Graham Greene is great.
He also does a good job of demonstrating that popular fiction isn't necessarily crap fiction.
On-topic: I like Borges a lot. Surprised Phillip K. Dick hasn't come up yet.
As someone who is currently futzing around with a few separate short ideas, this is depressing as hell. Luckily, I am not counting on that to pay my bills.
Read Of Human Bondage recently. So its fresh in my mind how incredibly dull it was. If it werent for a couple of long plane rides w/ nothing else to read, I would have tossed it.
It amazes me that such things can survive a century.
I should also note that authors we publish get paid $0. The staff gets a pitcher of beer and some cheese fries once every two months, so that's pretty nice.
Dick's short stories are a little bit unfocused. They're all ambience/mood. When they're good, they are tight and focused, but they all feel like they need more space to breathe. My girlfriend summarized it like this: "His short stories remind me of taking care of my schizophrenic brother, except in the short stories, the crazy person is right."
That works for one piece, but for 30 it's a bit wearing.
I used to edit a web fiction magazine. It was fun for a while but constantly writing rejection letters wore me out after a while. The most fun I had was editing down one author's rambling series of vignettes--about 100 pages worth--into a tight 20 page story that made sense but still kept the ethereal weirdness that attracted me to the 100 pages to begin with. The worst part was being hounded by writers who thought because I didn't tell them to commit suicide it meant I wanted to become their BFF and dedicate my life to editing their work.
The thing is, and without reading Maugham/Human Bondage, I love Proust. I'm thinking it covers some similar grounds of, say, romantic obsession, but I just assume Proust has more there than Human Bondage. But like I said, I could just be swayed by Proust rep as being great, and Maugham as being less than great.
I guess even if Dostoevsky was a craftsperson, and I agree with Preserved that he didn't seem to be really that type of writer, it's harder to evaluate sentence by sentence craft with translations.
Of course. There is, in fact, a passage in A Moveable Feast where Hemingway discusses this exact topic. And I found it on Googlebooks:
Sounds like Lost. Cliffhanger at every commercial break.
The thing that annoyed me the most was that many of his cliffhangers are completely artificial. Like he'll say, "Langdon read the note and could not believe what he saw!". And then he doesn't tell the reader what Langdon saw. And then, a full chapter later, he'll say "The first two lines were xxx and yyy, but Langdon couldn't see how that fit with the last two lines". And then he doesn't say what the last two lines are until 25 pages later. In other words, he doesn't set up suspense, he creates it by just stopping the story. I found it very annoying. If we're following along with the character, we should know what they know.
Is there a literary/artistic/critical term for that? What you describe is so prevalent, or prevalent in stuff I don't like that it would be nice to have an easy word/term/phrase to say that.
This. Even worse is when the artificial suspense is telling you about something that isn't even happening in real time, but is in the character's memory. "Sophie couldn't bear to think about that time when she was eight, and the shocking things she saw." But then we don't return to the memory for another 25 pages, and we still don't get the payoff even then. This goes on for like half the book.
And yet I still plowed through it in about a day, hating myself the whole way through. PreservedFish's description of reading Dan Brown as "self-loathing and shame" is spot-on.
Commercial fiction.
Coke to 65
Yes, I should have mentioned that. One or two paragraphs of the flashback each chapter for most of the book.
I don't mind a novel where some character whispers something to another and then later we find out what secret plan was set in motion. But Dan Brown just keeps it going over and over again. "The policeman showed him the picture and he was horrified." "He kept going over the picture and just couldn't imagine why the professor was like that." Um... tell us what was in the picture, then we can follow along with the character and we can ALSO wonder why the professor was like that.
Dickey: I am also a belly-itcher
Not to undercut my own comment, but I read a bit of Da Vinci at my wife's insistence* - it was horrible, it made me angry, a reaction I hadn't had to a book in a very, very long time. And I'll read aaaaanything, if not presented with other options.
* Note: her take was more like what I see upthread.
I have that as next on my list after I finish "Inherent Vice" (which so far I'm enjoying). I haven't tackled V or Gravity's Rainbow yet, though I did enjoy Mason & Dixon quite a bit.
I suppose the fact that I also like Richard Ford would generate some scorn 'round these parts; BTF'ers don't seem--in the main--like folks who'd like him.
I think book-length stuff is harder to write; at least for me. I've been able to get up to a ten thousand words once when I wrote about Billy Southworth, but have no idea how to expand that fivefold. Of course, I'm talking about non-fiction which may be different.
Heartily seconded. This was my intro to Pynchon.
Since this is a semi-anonymous forum, I can admit that I never did manage to finish Against the Day. It's far from awful, but it wasn't doing anything that his other books hadn't done better, and I just didn't have time in my life at that point for a thousand-plus pages.
Wait, what? Dostoevsky no, but that description is pretty much all Fitzgerald is.
Maybe I'm wrong. It's been years.
I consider Against the Day to be a complete masterpiece. Not sure how widely that opinion is shared (not by Teddy, I see now!), but I would heartily endorse it. It may be better for someone who has some Pynchon experience already? Not sure. I haven't heard a lot of raves for Inherent Vice so far.
Heartily seconded. This was my intro to Pynchon.
Funny, it definitely wasn't for me, it was post-CryingLot49, Mason & Dixon, and Against the Day. I felt it really opened up some things for me to where his writing came from.
Going back to short stories, I don't like them that much. I DO like novellas, however, which will give me the opportunity to recommend Michael Faber's The Courage Consort. Now, full disclosure, the title tale is about a vocal ensemble, but that should actually make it more likely to make my judgment of it accurate, as my eye is pretty critical of such things that much in my wheelhouse.
And as long as I'm recommending things, Alastair Reynolds has more exploding spaceships than Atlanta has fans at the games. Well-written, too.
Geez, where was I? Most of the time Faulkner is very nearly unreadable -- just a horrible writer in general.
I'll repeat advice I've given here before for those trying GR for the first time or those who've gotten discouraged after about 100 pages. Don't sweat it. Read it through and you'll get a much better sense of how different elements that appear to have nothing to do with each other at the start end up fitting together (or not, as some seem to do so only awkwardly). There a GR Companion that I've heard is a big help to a first timer, at least to understanding some of the incredibly arcane references that he throws in that end up giving some meaning to the story. Remember that the book's not a disentanglement from, but a progressive knotting into and you'll be fine. Relatively.
I've never gotten more than 100 pages into M&D, and his other post-GR books remain on my shelves. I should delve into them but am only recently coming out of my non-fiction only blurst that's been about 20 years long.
Glad to see Rush mentioned. I think Mating is a great book and Mug thinks Mortals is even better. That's another one on my shelf.
I like Richard Ford. I like Tobias Wolff. I like Ann Beattie. I like the little I've read by Sherman Alexie. I like Raymond Carver. I like Boyle. I like DeLillo up through Libra, although I thought White Noise was the weakest of his early books; I prefer The Names and Great Jones Street. I saw his play Valparaiso done by the Steppenwolf Theater. It sucked ass.
I love Tim O'Brien. I do not like John Updike in the slightest. I enjoy Hemingway, not so Faulkner. Please do not make me read Fitzgerald again. Jesus' Son I've read about 7/8 of, and I'm not sure that I like it very much. He's certainly lyrical and his imagery can be breath-taking but his characterizations are pretty damned weak and I include the protagonist.
The latest knock-my-socks off writer is the late DFW. I've only read Consider the Lobster and A Supposedly Fun Thing That I'll Never Do Again, but Infinite Jest is my next book to read.
I'm in the midst of Maus, nearing the end of the second volume. I started it on Monday night, and I'm almost done. I'm not a graphic novel guy, but I've read plenty of works on the Holocaust. It's tremendous, and one of those "I can't believe I waited 20 years to take other peoples' advice" things.
This would be old Primer if I now spent the same number of words on music, but it ain't and so I won't.
But after Wallace committed suicide, it was like a switch turned off. I basically don't care now. Which is kind of fascinating in a meta-way, but I guess I'm wondering if I'm completely and utterly alone here. Do things like suicide color others' appreciation for art or literature?
That's my favorite of the Culture books I've read. It was the first one I read, and since then, I've been chasing the dragon.
I totally agree. The very notion of suicide makes me nauseous. The only thing that makes me more sick are serial killers. I would think of nothing else while reading him and it would ruin it.
Don't you live in Texas? I figured you would be used to it by now.
EDIT: And since short stories were being discussed earlier, I think this link is relevant.
Yes. Among other things, it changed how I read...
Infinite Jest, which I finished about two weeks ago, having bought it last year after Consider... and A Supposedly Fun Thing blew me away. I also glanced at the web site Infinite Summer from time to time, as a reader's guide. The first 200, 250 pages are, from time to time, a bit of a slog*, but there are long swaths of brilliance there and certainly in the sections that follow. I'm not an 'epic' guy and might have been happier had it run 100-400 less pages in length (though I'd certainly defend its length/excess).
I'm glad I read it - it was very good - but I didn't find it life changing as some claim to.
* Mainly a matter of DFW setting up what the book was to be about + my getting used to how I was going to read it. Only one passage was an out-and-out flop, I think (Clenette).
I know nothing first hand of DFW's life, when by all rights I ought to have given that I had the opportunity. All I know is what I've read by and about him. It seems that he had some mental health issues that were quite serious at some point. My guess is that his demons got to him.
One of the greatest works regarding the Holocaust that I've read is This Way to the Gas, Ladies and Gentlemen. The author is a suicide. Primo Levi. Socrates. Hemingway. Plath. Woolf.
While the life led by the artist colors some of how I interpret the work, it's not the only prism to see it through. I can't see throwing out the baby with the bathwater.
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While the life led by the artist colors some of how I interpret the work, it's not the only prism to see it through. I can't see throwing out the baby with the bathwater.
Me too. It's hard not think about it with IJ, given that the importance of suicide to the plot (and, by extension, how we choose to live) while also aware that DFW chose to end his own life (short version: went off medication, went downhill quickly) ... but his choice doesn't invalidate what came before, only frame it.
Interesting. If I'm reading fiction, I generally don't care one bit about an author's personality or life circumstances. I'm very good at distancing myself from everything but the words themselves.
The New Yorker's long version.
Funny. I still liked this one, but it's probably my least favorite. I've never liked the "a game so important it's reality" plot, though, so I may not be entirely subjective. Excession is incredible, Look to Windward, Inversions, Use of Weapons... You haven't found anything out of those you like?
One of the greatest works regarding the Holocaust that I've read is This Way to the Gas, Ladies and Gentlemen. The author is a suicide. Primo Levi. Socrates. Hemingway. Plath. Woolf.
Well, that's interesting, let's go through them, personally. Levi's suicide seems borne out of events that sadly bear it up. Socrates I can't count there, he was kind of forced into it. Hemingway's an interesting case, I never really liked his work, so it's hard to apply it. Plath we made college jokes about - along with Millay - about suicide, so that clouds it. WOOLF, well, hmmm, there's the rub. I love her work, and have never once thought of her suicide as an issue.
I think with Wallace, sadly, because I'm living in the time, I mean, I am a contemporary, I have an actual lack of sympathy, which I fully acknowledge is awful and wrong, so please don't come down too hard. I know mental illness is awful, but man, when someone that successful and that admired in his field commits suicide, even if I don't condemn it, it is pretty difficult for me to just accept it with no effect.
Anyhow, I wonder if any of you guys have any love for William Gaddis? I first read his novel J R in the late 1970s or very early 1980s, and a few years later, as the hostile takeover/poison pill culture emerged, I thought, "Wow, Gaddis already imagined that..." And it seems like every few years, I hear about some especially dysfunctional school board battle, or some speculative bubble, or some really bizarre Wagner production, and I think, "Oh yeah, J R, I need to read that again."
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