I like this one: I often hear that Holliday isn’t “clutch.” I’m baffled by this term, “clutch.” Is “clutch” genetic? Are you born with it? Can you call the doctor and get a prescription to increase your “clutch” flow? Is there night school where one can go to earn a Masters in “clutch?”
I heard plenty of wailing about “clutch” when Holliday got off to a slow start this season. His batting average with runners in scoring position suffered early. Did Holliday lose his “clutch” machismo and suddenly turn into a puddle of nerves?
Since May 30, Holliday is batting .450 with runners in scoring position. Well, I’m confused again. Did Holliday develop a rush of “clutch” courage? Did he go press a secret “clutch” button hidden inside Busch Stadium? Or did he go to Walgreen’s to buy “clutch” medication? I don’t know; maybe Matt is working with a “clutch” shaman.
...In the meantime, every time Holliday misses on an RBI opportunity, we’ll be in for more disoriented barking about “clutch.” Help me out here, please. I am curious. Does “clutch” come and go? Is a hitter mentally tough and oblivious to pressure one week, only to turn into a shivering wimp a few days later? When Holliday got his head shaved, did his barber remove too much of the “clutch?” (Forgive me, but I like having fun with this.)
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1. The elusive Robert Denby Posted: June 30, 2012 at 01:40 PM (#4170066)That's disoriented braking. The brake is what you push when you don't push in the clutch. That is, if you're in neutral.
Boy, do I miss having a standard. It's now been 16 1/2 months. *sigh*
That was my thinking when I got a BMW with a stick eight years ago. I elected to forgo the alarm -- I don't even have the Club -- and yet my car has never been touched.
The faction doesn't have TLR to rant over anymore, and the miniscule brains needed something else to fret about.
I've not seen that attitude in St Louis. The fans believe the team offered more than a competitive offer and that Pujols went for more money. If he would have signed for less than 22-23 mil a year, then I think that is a very valid point.
Even if Pujols seems to have turned this season around, I'd have to think Cards fans are thankful they didn't sign him to whatever extension was offered.
My wife and I went on vacation in Central America a few years ago and the only cars available to rent at the airport were manual. We watched some youtube videos and my wife, who had driven a manual car once before (in an empty parking lot), to her credit, basically learned it on the fly over the next week.
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