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Thursday, January 11, 2018

MLB agent Jason Wood fired; accused of filming clients’ showers

I don’t even know what to say about this one.

Jim Furtado Posted: January 11, 2018 at 06:36 AM | 17 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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   1. TomH Posted: January 11, 2018 at 07:29 AM (#5604463)
maybe let's wait to see if it's true.
   2. JJ1986 Posted: January 11, 2018 at 07:47 AM (#5604465)
Is this Jason Wood the former Marlin?
   3. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: January 11, 2018 at 08:19 AM (#5604471)
maybe let's wait to see if it's true.


Sure, innocent until proven guilty, but they found a spy camera installed in his shower. Not a whole lot of legitimate reasons to do that.
   4. What did Billy Ripken have against ElRoy Face? Posted: January 11, 2018 at 08:29 AM (#5604474)
Making sure his plumber wasn't ripping him off?
   5. The elusive Robert Denby Posted: January 11, 2018 at 08:36 AM (#5604480)
Probably just wanted to check his shower routine. Maybe he wanted to make some changes. Get wash cloth mittens and maybe some liquid soap, and just focus.
   6. What did Billy Ripken have against ElRoy Face? Posted: January 11, 2018 at 08:41 AM (#5604482)
Good point, Mr. Denby. He was probably gathering quantitative data on the efficiency of his shampooing with the new Showercast system.
   7. Zonk just has affection for alumni Posted: January 11, 2018 at 09:51 AM (#5604516)
Shower analytics is an emerging field.

How can you properly develop the metric without gathering enough data?
   8. Sweatpants Posted: January 11, 2018 at 10:06 AM (#5604524)
Is this Jason Wood the former Marlin?
That Jason Wood is the manager of the Rangers' AAA team, so I'd be surprised if he was also a player agent.
   9. manchestermets Posted: January 11, 2018 at 10:51 AM (#5604582)
Why were the players using his shower anyway? The whole set-up seems a bit odd - I would have thought any player-agent meetings would be happening at the company's office.
   10. Never Give an Inge (Dave) Posted: January 11, 2018 at 11:22 AM (#5604623)
Why were the players using his shower anyway? The whole set-up seems a bit odd - I would have thought any player-agent meetings would be happening at the company's office.

He may have a private bathroom/shower in his office. Not sure the circumstances under which you'd use the shower at your agent's office -- maybe after playing a round of golf with your agent before a meeting or a dinner, or something like that.
   11. Batman Posted: January 11, 2018 at 11:50 AM (#5604647)
We're not selling jeans here! But it is a lucrative endorsement market, and we can get into it if we see what you look like without them.
   12. PreservedFish Posted: January 11, 2018 at 12:03 PM (#5604662)
"Hey slugger. Thanks for coming in today. We've got several endorsement opportunities to discuss. Hey ... you look tired. Care for a refreshing shower?"
   13. Man o' Schwar Posted: January 11, 2018 at 12:12 PM (#5604671)
Shower analytics is an emerging field.

Draft players with a high Shower Radish Rosettes Above Replacement value.
   14. What did Billy Ripken have against ElRoy Face? Posted: January 11, 2018 at 01:00 PM (#5604715)
Hey, Buck Showalter could do all the scouting he needs this way. He could clearly see whether the player had a high butt, which way his toes pointed...hell, he could even tell if the player is really a redhead.
   15. You Know Nothing JT Snow (YR) Posted: January 11, 2018 at 01:38 PM (#5604752)
Maybe swinging a heavier bat really is an impediment.
   16. Spahn Insane Posted: January 13, 2018 at 12:43 AM (#5605854)
I'll let someone else make what's probably an obvious "exit velocity" joke...
   17. eric Posted: January 13, 2018 at 11:03 AM (#5605896)
Maybe the cameras were there to film his own sexual exploits. Of course, if he's gay it would probably be more difficult to convince people he wasn't also filming any professional athlete in there.

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