I once named one of my jerkball teams “Monty Stratton Got A Raw Deal”. #stand
Mike Mills rose from a chair and strolled out to his car, but not to fetch a musical instrument to perform songs from the catalog of R.E.M., his seminal alternative-rock band. A fantasy draft of Masters golfers, involving Mills and a dozen others at a house not far from Augusta National Golf Club, had just concluded. And with baseball games in the East winding down, Mills was retrieving a laptop to take stock of his fantasy teams.
All six of them.
...Most of Mills’s fantasy leagues are operated on the Yahoo! Sports site, which awards “trophies” for each championship. His computer page offers irrefutable evidence of his expertise. “Here’s my virtual trophy case,” he said, pressing the arrow-down button on his keyboard. A sizable stack of hardware rolled down the screen.
Rattling off baseball players’ names with the familiarity of a general manager, Mills participates in leagues with friends and strangers. Two leagues are made up of musicians. One commissioner is Ben Gibbard of the alt-rockers Death Cab for Cutie.
Typical of fantasy players, some of Mills’s team names are pun-based: Upton No Good is drawn from the brothers Upton, B. J. and Justin of the Braves. Big Bopper is a baseball-music double entendre. Team logos are chosen with forethought: Ruthian Blast is accompanied by a mug of Babe Ruth.
Mills wheeled through every team, checking its place in the standings, which invariably was at or near the top. Twice, he said, “I’m killing it in this one.”
Posted: April 21, 2013 at 09:09 AM | 9 comment(s)
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