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Thursday, June 21, 2012
Last night I was googlin’ some stuff for yet another thing I was writing on [Billy] Hamilton when I came across a search result for a Bleacher Report story entitled: Trading Star Prospect Billy Hamilton Is Not the Answer. My second reaction (the first being “What in the actual ****???”) was “The fact that this article exists implies the existence of people who think trading star prospect Billy Hamilton is the answer!” Lo and behold, a few results down, I found this: Why They Should Look to Shop Prospect Billy Hamilton... nearly every single sentence of this thing is an absolute gem, so I’m going to annotate it here, in its entirety.
“Billy Hamilton is not a human being.”
We’re off to a good start.
“No, seriously—the guy is Thor. In fact, he probably had to turn down the role in this weekend’s super-duper feel-good flick, ‘The Avengers.’”
Now I’m not usually a fan of comps, because they usually do more harm than good. But as comps go, this is pretty good. First, it’s a cross-race comp, which I always appreciate. Too many scouts and analysts get lazy and comp all slightly built white right-handed pitchers to Tim Lincecum, or all athletic outfielders with power to Justin Upton. So comping Hamilton, who is African-American, to Thor, who is a Norse god, is bold, and I appreciate that…
· Does Hamilton have a rocket-powered metal suit?
· Is Hamilton a doctor who turns into a giant green guy?
· Is he a sexy lady?
· Does he shoot arrows real good?
· Is he a frozen WW2 vet?
· Is he the Norse god of war?
Thor is clearly the least wrong of all those.
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Last night I was googlin’ some stuff for yet another thing I was writing on [Billy] Hamilton when I came across a search result for a Bleacher Report story entitled: Trading Star Prospect Billy Hamilton Is Not the Answer. My second reaction (the first being “What in the actual ****???”) was “The fact that this article exists implies the existence of people who think trading star prospect Billy Hamilton is the answer!” Lo and behold, a few results down, I found this: Why They Should Look to Shop Prospect Billy Hamilton... nearly every single sentence of this thing is an absolute gem, so I’m going to annotate it here, in its entirety.
“Billy Hamilton is not a human being.”
We’re off to a good start.
“No, seriously—the guy is Thor. In fact, he probably had to turn down the role in this weekend’s super-duper feel-good flick, ‘The Avengers.’”
Now I’m not usually a fan of comps, because they usually do more harm than good. But as comps go, this is pretty good. First, it’s a cross-race comp, which I always appreciate. Too many scouts and analysts get lazy and comp all slightly built white right-handed pitchers to Tim Lincecum, or all athletic outfielders with power to Justin Upton. So comping Hamilton, who is African-American, to Thor, who is a Norse god, is bold, and I appreciate that…
· Does Hamilton have a rocket-powered metal suit?
· Is Hamilton a doctor who turns into a giant green guy?
· Is he a sexy lady?
· Does he shoot arrows real good?
· Is he a frozen WW2 vet?
· Is he the Norse god of war?
Thor is clearly the least wrong of all those.
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1. Cooper Nielson Posted: June 21, 2012 at 07:21 AM (#4162550)um....Ok.
Of course, a guy with a good arm and superlative speed is not "highly unlikely" to play an OF spot. Maybe he can stick in the infield, but if not, he's a perfect candidate to switch to CF.
At what point do you have him back off a little bit? He's got to be putting his body through the ringer doing this.
If they have no intention of bringing him up I guess they could tell him to slow down but otherwise they need to see what he can do.
A couple of 30-yard sprints and slides a day? Maybe I'm underestimating baseball's rigor, but it seems like an athlete's body could handle a whole lot more. Just thinking of what track or football or basketball players go through every day.
That's not until 2018, since BP just signed an extension
And also I can't imagine Hamilton's learning a whole lot by running so much. In high A ball he's probably not running on pitchers with good slide steps, with a couple of well-developed pickoff moves, with the ability to alter the tempo of their deliveries in order to deceive a base runner. You'd love to see him in the high minors matched up against minor league vets and fringe major leaguers and AAAA control pitchers and other people who are likely to have a good idea of how to deal with the running game. There's no point in his going for 200 steals in the California League.
Football is played once a week and has lots and lots and lots of debilitating injuries. Lots of them. Basketball is played 2-3 times a week. This guy is doing this every night.
I thought it was accepted wisdom that stealing bases was hard on the body, what with the quick burst of speed, the dives back into first, and the sliding, oh the sliding. That seems like an okay tradeoff in the Majors but not something you want to risk as much in the minors. Maybe #15 has the right idea--he's not being challenged or learning anything much at this level. Push him to AA and see what he can do there?
That was my thinking as well-- as much as I love an anomalous statline, it seems like he doesn't have a lot left to learn at his current level. Surprised the Reds haven't bumped him up the ladder a notch.
And ARom's right-- "Thor" is not the image conjured by a speedy leadoff man. I know he's not in the movie, but Quicksilver has been an Avenger before...
I think not...
Wrong universe.
Nice reference. -applause-
Hamilton was 0.75 last year, and 1.2 this year. Of the guys who have led the league in steals in the last 40 years or so, the only one who ran that much in the minors was Vince Coleman, who had 1.3 in 1983.
Johnny Storm. Same "fast guy" routine, plus, *on fire.*
He did not play enough in the majors to put up numbers but Donnell Nixon (Otis's brother) put up big numbers--peaked at 1.07 in 135 games.
I totally agree with this. Concluding that a 21-year-old guy with crazy speed is "highly unlikely" to be able to learn an outfield position is kind of bizarre, considering it happens all the time. (Tim Raines started as a 2B, right?) This shows that the original author probably doesn't 100% know what he's talking about. :)
But I think there's a time to go "Fire Joe Morgan" on someone and a time to just gently say, "I don't think you're right about this." The author of the original article doesn't seem to have an "I'm so smart, everyone else is so stupid" attitude, nor is he saying that Billy Hamilton sucks (except on defense). So going point-by-point and trying to ridicule every paragraph is just a little... mean, as I said.
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