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1. Mr. Bouton's Greenie Fetish Posted: August 28, 2009 at 04:51 PM (#3307710)But they sound so much better in a headline!
It's been a while since I linked to this, but I enjoy it still.
What a lovely complement to the Mets' starting rotation.
Good lord, you triggered a memory.
Back in the early days of my career, I worked at a small to medium size company which specialized in computerized typesetting and list management. The 50 or so of us who were in our 20s were mostly close -- a lot of the social life centered around the men's and woman's softball teams.
This was the time when the Muppet Show debuted and we were all excited about it -- everyone made plans to watch it.
At the time, I shared an office with a 20-something named Sharon. Sharon was nice enough and she was easy to rib but when she lost her temper, she went from 0-60 very quickly. She was a tall, large, bleach blonde whose voice got very loud when angry.
The morning after the debut of the Muppets, I was in the office first and then the guy across the hall came in. We looked at each other and just burst out laughing. No words were needed -- poor Sharon was the anthopomorphism of Miss Piggy. The shape, the anger, the voice and most of all, the backhand flip of the hair when it flopped in her eyes. Sharon was very fair skinned so even the coloring worked well enough. It was hard to act normal when Sharon came in. I know I snuck peeks at her all day trying to break the connection to Miss Piggy. But no luck, it was a visual that has stuck with me to this day.
HIIIIIIIII-YAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
About the only thing that was missing, although when Sharon threw her "Stoney Maloneys"* at a fellow office mate, the ever-clueless Rhonda**, it was close enough.
* These were characters made out of two stones, one was the body and one was the head. They had little clothes and hats and painted on faces.
** Rhonda haunts three different places that I worked. Let's just say that I lost my love of the song "Help Me, Rhonda" during the time when she was a presence in my consciousness.
The ####!!
Okay, there is no way that somebody would make "Stoney Maloneys", and then throw them at people, unless they were consciously trying to imitate either Miss Piggy or Meatwad.
I think it is. It's the 3rd time I've trotted it out, actually. I mean, it's just too perfect. In fact, I hope the Yankees keep Kay, Sterling and Waldman around forever just so I can trot out that link every two years or so.
(Hey, wait a minute. Was I just damned with faint praise?)
No, I believe you were ripped and blasted. You should probably have a press conference.
No no no. She had A LOVELY CONVERSATION with a player. At BBTF that's news as long as said player was a Yankee, Met or Red Sock.
TV thread?
robinred couldn't carry my jock. And Cubs fans are all racists.
Agree.
So what do we say now when someone ACTUALLY blasts a player? "Marty Brennaman absolutely demolishes and obliterates Adam Dunn."
Over here.
Do you think this controversy is going to be a distraction for the upcoming season? Do you think anyone may have been misquoted?
To add to the surrealness, she collected them. I suppose they'd be on QVC III these days.
And who the #### is shopping Goodwill.com? I had no idea such a thing existed. I think I'll check it out.
What is wrong with me?
What is wrong with me?
You missed your chance. That was the only Stoney Maloney I could find. The #6 hit on Google is Edmundo's post above. In fact, I was all prepared to call Edmundo a damned liar.
In fact, I was all prepared to call Edmundo a damned liar.
Vindicated! I'm telling you, for a boring suburban white guy, I have known some real doozies in my day. I haven't even mentioned Gouveurnour (that's his first name although the spelling might be off) who worked there. The most absurd but functional programmer I ever met (and that's saying something). He was a proto-sabrite too -- I remember him telling me that the best pitchers to trade for were pitchers with bad W-L records with decent ERAs on bad teams. Ted Williams was his "Best player ever". He's about 15 years older than me -- I recently scanned the interwebs for him and found him mentioned in a book -- apparently he was a very good friend of Steven Sondheim's at prep school and used to hang out at Oscar Hammerstein II's farm in Bucks County in the summer.
I don't know, man. Birds of a feather...
Truer words were never spoken.
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