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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Red Smith ‘Nice Guy’ winner Whitey Herzog holds nothing back

My Sons, My Sons, What Have Y’all Done?

For example, there’s this response to former slugger Mark McGwire’s recent admission of steroid use:

“I’ve got nothing to do with him,” Herzog said, clearly annoyed. “I don’t want to comment on steroids because they’re all lying. And they’re still lying. They get on steroids because they say they want to get back on the field. The reason they’re on steroids is because they got injured because they were taking steroids. Because their muscles grow too fast, and every time they make a false move, they slip and pull something. It’s always a pulled muscle, rib cage, a minor something. That’s bull.

“Let’s get to the bottom of this. It’s a health problem, but nothing’s going to happen. The people in St. Louis give Mark McGwire a standing ovation the other day, and (former major leaguer) Jack Clark said every steroid user should be banned for baseball, and they booed him. Now, what the hell is the matter with society when that happens?”

...On his style of baseball — speed, pitching, defense — vs. today’s power game

“I don’t know if we’ll ever get back to fundamental baseball. Because basically, the players make tremendous salaries today, and they only get paid for home runs, RBIs and batting average, ERAs and wins. Are they good guys? Do they get to the park on time? Are they good base runners? Can they go from first to third? None of that is ever talked about. So they don’t get paid for any of that. But it will never go back to that kind of baseball again unless they put up a ballpark that’s about 475 (feet) to center, 380 down the lines and 390 in the gaps. And that will never happen.

Repoz Posted: January 20, 2010 at 12:20 PM | 22 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
  Tags: cardinals, hall of fame, history, steroids

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   1. John (You Can Call Me Grandma) Murphy Posted: January 20, 2010 at 01:40 PM (#3441925)
I don’t know if we’ll ever get back to fundamental baseball.


Has there been a year in any BBTF poster's life that we haven't heard this refrain?
   2. akrasian Posted: January 20, 2010 at 02:05 PM (#3441931)
They get on steroids because they say they want to get back on the field. The reason they’re on steroids is because they got injured because they were taking steroids.

Before steroids there was no such thing as a muscle pull.
   3. greenback Posted: January 20, 2010 at 02:09 PM (#3441933)
It’s always a pulled muscle, rib cage, a minor something.

That sounds like Jack Clark's tenure with the Cardinals.

Somebody gave Herzog a nice guy award?
   4. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: January 20, 2010 at 02:12 PM (#3441937)
“Let’s get to the bottom of this. It’s a health problem, but nothing’s going to happen. The people in St. Louis give Mark McGwire a standing ovation the other day, and (former major leaguer) Jack Clark said every steroid user should be banned for baseball, and they booed him. Now, what the hell is the matter with society when that happens?”

I actually think this is a kind of fascinating dynamic and something to think about. Knee-jerk reactions don't give this phenomenon it's just due, I think.
   5. depletion Posted: January 20, 2010 at 02:55 PM (#3441984)
But it will never go back to that kind of baseball again unless they put up a ballpark that’s about 475 (feet) to center, 380 down the lines and 390 in the gaps. And that will never happen.

I would sure as heck pay to see games at such a park. Better yet, have no fence. Play on a field that goes a kilometer of grass in fair territory. You wouldn't even have to mow it past 200 m or so. Allow people to have picnics past 300 m. How would the game evolve at such a park? My guess is that outfielders would have to be fast. And we'd see multiple relay throws on balls well hit with runners on base.
   6. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: January 20, 2010 at 03:00 PM (#3441992)
And we'd see multiple relay throws on balls well hit with runners on base.

Or you could just become a Johnny Damon fan.
   7. ValueArbitrageur Posted: January 20, 2010 at 04:02 PM (#3442049)
Did Big Mac slip and pull his plantar fasciatis?
   8. Lassus Posted: January 20, 2010 at 04:09 PM (#3442053)
Because basically, the players make tremendous salaries today, and they only get paid for home runs, RBIs and batting average, ERAs and wins.

Leave out the HR part, and Whitey's distaste for these stats sounds like he's all primed to be part of the BTF Groupthink! The conditioning has worked well, and our master plan is going exactly according to our master plan!
   9. SoSH U at work Posted: January 20, 2010 at 04:17 PM (#3442057)
So the White Rat is the Nice Guy award winner. Did Jose Offerman turn them down?
   10. YR Denies Jesus Montero Posted: January 20, 2010 at 04:30 PM (#3442069)
Scott Boras was unavailable to comment and was reported to be busy trying to get Johnny Damon a contract with the Hokkaido-Nippon Ham Fighters.
   11. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: January 20, 2010 at 04:31 PM (#3442070)
Whitey Herzog holds nothing back


You don't need to remind me. A word to the wise: Do not, under any circumstances, listen to his story about losing his virginity at the circus. The conjoined twins and the bearded lady were bad enough, but when he gets to the part with the clowns...

*shudder*
   12. John (You Can Call Me Grandma) Murphy Posted: January 20, 2010 at 04:33 PM (#3442071)
Leave out the HR part, and Whitey's distaste for these stats sounds like he's all primed to be part of the BTF Groupthink!


I would even include HRs at times. There have been players who have hit a ton of homers throughout baseball history, but were still vastly overrated players due to their prodigious clouts.
   13. Jolly Old St. Neck Wound, Moral Idiot Posted: January 20, 2010 at 04:46 PM (#3442086)
“Let’s get to the bottom of this. It’s a health problem, but nothing’s going to happen. The people in St. Louis give Mark McGwire a standing ovation the other day, and (former major leaguer) Jack Clark said every steroid user should be banned for baseball, and they booed him. Now, what the hell is the matter with society when that happens?”

It says that Cardinals fans are loyal to spectacularly productive Cardinals, just like Giants fans are loyal to spectacularly productive Giants, Red Sox fans are loyal to spectacularly productive Red Sox, and Yankees fans are loyal to spectacularly productive Yankees. Nothing more and nothing less, and certainly nothing particularly wrong.
   14. rconn23 Posted: January 20, 2010 at 08:19 PM (#3442332)
“I don’t want to comment on steroids because they’re all lying. And they’re still lying."

And I'll tell you another thing, Get off my lawn!!
   15. esseff Posted: January 20, 2010 at 08:22 PM (#3442334)
The real story is how Whitey managed to be at banquets in Appleton, Wis., and St. Louis on the same night.
   16. Lassus Posted: January 20, 2010 at 08:27 PM (#3442339)
The real story is how Whitey managed to be at banquets in Appleton, Wis., and St. Louis on the same night.

Steroids.
   17. Best Dressed Chicken in Town Posted: January 20, 2010 at 09:07 PM (#3442371)
Before steroids there was no such thing as a muscle pull.

There probably weren't as many when players weren't as muscular.
   18. Randy Jones Posted: January 20, 2010 at 09:10 PM (#3442374)
There probably weren't as many when players weren't as muscular.


You mean the good old days when players were lazy shits and didn't bother to work out?
   19. Tom Nawrocki Posted: January 20, 2010 at 09:18 PM (#3442378)
You wouldn't even have to mow it past 200 m or so. Allow people to have picnics past 300 m.


Are you proposing that this stadium be built in Montreal?
   20. WhoWantsTeixeiraDessert Posted: January 20, 2010 at 10:09 PM (#3442432)
Don't a good portion of old-timer stories involve not getting to the park on time?

I'm in favor of widening the warning track with a couple of feet nearest the wall being a trampoline.
   21. Walt Davis Posted: January 21, 2010 at 01:35 AM (#3442603)
I've been a baseball for just over 40 years now ... I'm pretty sure players have always been paid based on BA, HR, RBI, ERA, etc. OK, for a while there, SBs might have been in vogue but it's not like teams have ever been lining up to make Ken Oberkfell or even Willie McGee the highest paid player in the game.
   22. For the Turnstiles (andeux) Posted: January 21, 2010 at 01:47 AM (#3442611)
Jack Clark said every steroid user should be banned for baseball, and they booed him. Now, what the hell is the matter with society when that happens?

Uh, nothing?

Are they good guys? So they don’t get paid for any of that.

Yeah, why don't we see more high-character guys like Keith Hernandez, Lonnie Smith, and Joaquin Andujar?

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