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Richard Johnson exclusive: A-Rod’s three-way ‘hooker trysts’

A building worker told Gross, “He got hookers all the time. Usually two at a time, two times a week. One time he had two go up, they came down and left, and 10 minutes later, Cameron Diaz walks in.”

“Fifteen [Central Park West] became A-Rod’s home plate,” Gross writes, where the $275 million man scored with Madonna and Kate Hudson, as well as Diaz. “But apparently they weren’t enough for A-Rod.”

Though a broker called Rodriguez “the best tenant” in the book, the 15CPW staff didn’t agree. “He was a douche, an unfriendly narcissist,” another building worker said. “I hate the guy. He thought he was God.”

Gamingboy Posted: October 16, 2013 at 06:57 PM | 67 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
  Tags: a-rod, alex rodriguez, centauromachy, gossip, hookers, ladies of the evening, prostitutes, sex workers

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   1. BDC Posted: October 16, 2013 at 07:40 PM (#4575130)
Wow, do we really have discussion threads going on all those tags? :)
   2. fra paolo Posted: October 16, 2013 at 07:42 PM (#4575132)
Is Richard Johnson's editor named Willie Shaft?
   3. valuearbitrageur Posted: October 16, 2013 at 07:43 PM (#4575134)
He is Babe Ruth's true successor.
   4. Dog on the sidewalk Posted: October 16, 2013 at 07:44 PM (#4575136)
I am shocked and outraged that an adult male with infinite money would hire prostitutes.

I am also shocked that this article came from an upstanding organization such as the NY Post.
   5. The Anthony Kennedy of BBTF (Scott) Posted: October 16, 2013 at 07:45 PM (#4575137)
"Centauromachy" is the greatest tag in the history of BBTF.

And did he give them gift baskets?! So classless, the Captain gives gift baskets.
   6. God Posted: October 16, 2013 at 07:46 PM (#4575139)
This thread is useless without video.
   7. bobm Posted: October 16, 2013 at 07:47 PM (#4575141)
“There are some non-negotiable conditions.”

“Like what?”

“You can’t have your horse in here!”
   8. Joyful Calculus Instructor Posted: October 16, 2013 at 07:49 PM (#4575148)
Well hey, he was just satisfying his man half and his horse half at the same time.
   9. Northpaw Posted: October 16, 2013 at 07:56 PM (#4575154)
Sounds like he was bred for this sort of thing.
   10. bobm Posted: October 16, 2013 at 07:59 PM (#4575157)
Q: What's the difference between Odysseus' subterfuge and A-Rod's prophylactic?

A: One's a Trojan Horse ...

And did he give them gift baskets?! So classless, the Captain gives gift baskets.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
   11. BDC Posted: October 16, 2013 at 08:05 PM (#4575165)
Centauromachy" is the greatest tag in the history of BBTF

I love that you can click on it and it goes to "Centauromachy Newsbeat."
   12. Joyful Calculus Instructor Posted: October 16, 2013 at 08:16 PM (#4575178)
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.


If he was doing them at the same time, presumably one was with the mouth. The question is how do they decide who gets the mouth and who gets the horse penis?
   13. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: October 16, 2013 at 08:48 PM (#4575226)
This thread is useless without video.

Don't you mean a photo finish?
   14. What did Billy Ripken have against ElRoy Face? Posted: October 16, 2013 at 08:51 PM (#4575238)
He should have his foals taken away. If he sired any.
   15. base ball chick Posted: October 16, 2013 at 08:54 PM (#4575248)
i am like shocked SHOCKED that a single filthy rich hetero male has lots of women paid and unpaid come and have sex with him

oh so shocked

it might could be that the performance enhancing drug he was using is actually viagra
   16. Bitter Mouse Posted: October 16, 2013 at 08:55 PM (#4575252)
I am so happy right now. I love both halves of ARod. And the tags are the best. It feels like Christmas came early. And so - I bet - did ARod.

   17. Gamingboy Posted: October 16, 2013 at 08:59 PM (#4575265)
Dear god, my ribs hurt.
   18. DKDC Posted: October 16, 2013 at 09:07 PM (#4575274)
After serving hoary horseradish hors d'ouevres to the whores, ARod was hoarse from the hours of horseplay and hoorahs.
   19. Crispix reaches boiling point with lackluster play Posted: October 16, 2013 at 09:13 PM (#4575290)
Richard Johnson Exclusive: Rod's Johnson Not Exclusive
   20. What did Billy Ripken have against ElRoy Face? Posted: October 16, 2013 at 09:18 PM (#4575297)
Dear god, my ribs hurt.


...said the hooker who got the horse half.
   21. Publius Publicola Posted: October 16, 2013 at 09:27 PM (#4575308)
If A-Rod were a camel instead of a horse, he'd have two humps.
   22. Ray (RDP) Posted: October 16, 2013 at 09:30 PM (#4575318)
Major League Baseball released a statement saying that they have ARod nailed for multiple hookers in multiple years, and that he is the only player ever to have done this.
   23. Srul Itza Posted: October 16, 2013 at 09:31 PM (#4575319)
It feels like Christmas came early. And so - I bet - did ARod.



Oh, what a night, late December in 20-1-3
What a very special time for me
As I remember what a night!

Oh what a night,
You know I didn't even know their names
But they were never gonna be the same
What ladies, what a night!

Oh, I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room
And I, as I recall it ended much too soon
   24. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: October 16, 2013 at 09:34 PM (#4575326)
But did Alex run across their mounds?
   25. JRVJ Posted: October 16, 2013 at 09:49 PM (#4575365)
24, Did Alex scream "Hah!" to any of the hookers?
   26. Morty Causa Posted: October 16, 2013 at 09:56 PM (#4575383)
And did he give them gift baskets?! So classless, the Captain gives gift baskets.

You don't give gift baskets when you pay for it.

Just when you think A-Rod is beyond the pale, he redeems himself in the eyes of mankind. Somebody ought to write a book--indeed, maybe John Updike did:

The Centaur
   27. Bob Tufts Posted: October 16, 2013 at 10:08 PM (#4575400)
I read the headline as "three way hoofer" tryst the first time.
   28. Crispix reaches boiling point with lackluster play Posted: October 16, 2013 at 10:18 PM (#4575411)
Trysts with a three-hoofer? Amputee fetish?
   29. Misirlou was a Buddhist prodigy Posted: October 16, 2013 at 10:21 PM (#4575419)
He is Babe Ruth's true successor.


A true Yankee
   30. jdennis Posted: October 16, 2013 at 11:33 PM (#4575576)
I agree with 15. I don't get the outrage when a young rich guy gets two high class hookers at the same time. Hell, ten percent of women want that.
   31. Swoboda is freedom Posted: October 16, 2013 at 11:34 PM (#4575578)
We all know A rod likes to give a little slap now and again.
   32. Lance Reddick! Lance him! Posted: October 17, 2013 at 12:00 AM (#4575600)
I picture him flexing in the mirror, then killing one of them with a chainsaw.
   33. SouthSideRyan Posted: October 17, 2013 at 12:06 AM (#4575604)
A-A-Rodio
   34. Ivan Grushenko of Hong Kong Posted: October 17, 2013 at 12:13 AM (#4575606)
A-Rod’s spokesman, Ron Berkowitz, says, “This is a further effort to fabricate scandal around Alex. The allegations concerning prostitutes are categorically false.”

I believe this. It's possible that Rodriguez never actually had sex with the prostitutes and merely watched them having sex with each other in order to prime himself for Cameron.
   35. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: October 17, 2013 at 12:25 AM (#4575613)
A-Rod’s spokesman, Ron Berkowitz, says, “This is a further effort to fabricate scandal around Alex. The allegations concerning prostitutes are categorically false.”

Translation: There were five of them.
   36. Zach Posted: October 17, 2013 at 12:27 AM (#4575614)
The Centauromachy was fought at the wedding of the Lapith king Perithous (Peirithoos) and Hippodameia after the Centaurs, unused to alcohol, became intoxicated and tried to rape the bride. With the help of the Athenian hero Theseus, the Lapiths won the battle.

In Dresden, the Palais am Grosser Garten has statues of this at the entrance. It's the architectural equivalent of a sign saying "If this Baroque Palace is a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'".
   37. Gamingboy Posted: October 17, 2013 at 12:36 AM (#4575619)
He is Babe Ruth's true successor.



A true Yankee


Ruth didn't stop at two. A-Rod still not a true Yankee.
   38. bobm Posted: October 17, 2013 at 12:36 AM (#4575620)
It's possible that Rodriguez never actually had sex with the prostitutes and merely watched them having sex with each other in order to prime himself for Cameron.

Even so, if she had found out, she still would have gelded him.
   39. Gold Star - just Gold Star Posted: October 17, 2013 at 01:06 AM (#4575632)
This is the bestest thread ever.
   40. The kids disappeared, now Der-K has too much candy Posted: October 17, 2013 at 01:55 AM (#4575641)
I'm tired of the Post trying to stirrup trouble. A-Rod's a stud, no hack. Besides, this is just a stable vice.
   41. rr Posted: October 17, 2013 at 02:04 AM (#4575644)
This is the bestest thread ever.


Naw. This thread is pure horseshit.
   42. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: October 17, 2013 at 03:39 AM (#4575652)
What is the mutual payoff for a Daily Double? Is there a separate entry fee?
   43. frannyzoo Posted: October 17, 2013 at 08:07 AM (#4575672)
Depends on how you wheel your bet entries.

Man, this stuff just writes itself.
   44. Bitter Mouse Posted: October 17, 2013 at 08:17 AM (#4575676)
What is the mutual payoff for a Daily Double? Is there a separate entry fee?


So you are saying he went for the exacta?
   45. Jose Is The Most Absurd Thing on the Site Posted: October 17, 2013 at 08:26 AM (#4575677)
Like this isn't all fabulous enough my inner 14 year old loves that it was written by Dick Johnson.
   46. Bitter Mouse Posted: October 17, 2013 at 08:36 AM (#4575684)
He brings so much happiness to BTF, I am really going to miss ARod when he is put out to stud.
   47. TDF, situational idiot Posted: October 17, 2013 at 09:09 AM (#4575695)
A building worker told Gross, “He got hookers all the time. Usually two at a time, two times a week. One time he had two go up, they came down and left, and 10 minutes later, Cameron Diaz walks in.”
I have written here often that sports figures aren't "heroes". Their work ethic and dedication to their jobs should be used as examples for all of us young and old, but they aren't doing anything heroic. My dad instilled that into me when I was young, and it left a lasting impression (maybe because the players for all his sucky teams sucked, but still...).

ARod is my hero.
   48. Bitter Mouse Posted: October 17, 2013 at 10:16 AM (#4575747)
ARod is my hero.


He is my favorite player, and it is not even close.
   49. Booey Posted: October 17, 2013 at 10:52 AM (#4575783)
You'd think a guy that was hung like a horse wouldn't have to pay for it.
   50. Don Malcolm Posted: October 17, 2013 at 10:56 AM (#4575787)
Like this isn't all fabulous enough my inner 14 year old loves that it was written by Dick Johnson.


Jose, I suspect that your inner 14-year-old has an outie...

But it's a damned shame that we can't bring Orson Welles back from the other side to remake his very first film in honor of this "occasion." That little short (no collateral pun intended...) was entitled TOO MUCH JOHNSON...but, of course, could be "repurposed" with a more relevant title.

Lastly, I hope someone here will get to work on examining the impact of "park effects" on performance with prostitutes. Make love, not WAR!!!
   51. TDF, situational idiot Posted: October 17, 2013 at 12:32 PM (#4575913)
ARod is my hero.

He is my favorite player, and it is not even close.
Oh, it has nothing to do with his playing ability.

Of course, it's because of his playing ability (actually, the money he makes because of his playing ability) that he can get a couple of hookers a night, a couple of times a week, then toss them to the curb because Cameron Diaz is coming over "for dessert".
   52. GEB4000 Posted: October 17, 2013 at 12:35 PM (#4575918)
No wonder his has problems with his hips. Threesomes are a lot of work.
   53. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: October 17, 2013 at 01:10 PM (#4575953)
You have to vet the escort service you use, though. One of them sent Alex Rodriguez a couple of ladies with sloppy tracks. For the next several days, A-Rod was scratched.
   54. There are no words... (Met Fan Charlie) Posted: October 17, 2013 at 01:27 PM (#4575989)
My secretariat will be upset when I ask her to type up transcriptions of my upcoming biography of this particular whirlaway man o' war...
   55. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: October 17, 2013 at 01:52 PM (#4576031)
my upcoming biography

Forego decency, and find out from one of the women who got paid to Go for Wand whether A-Rod's packing an impressively thick Cigar, or just a salty little Seabiscuit.
   56. Tom Nawrocki Posted: October 17, 2013 at 02:27 PM (#4576073)
He was just trying to get a little Foolish Pleasure. There's no reason to give him a Citation over it. It's not like he was getting into Swaps with Cameron Diaz.

Has this story been Affirmed?
   57. There are no words... (Met Fan Charlie) Posted: October 17, 2013 at 03:02 PM (#4576117)
Cameron Diaz? She's a bit of a ruffian...
   58. tfbg9 Posted: October 17, 2013 at 03:17 PM (#4576126)
This has nothing to do with anything really, but as far as race horse names go, my all time favorite is Green Cars Go East.
   59. BDC Posted: October 17, 2013 at 03:22 PM (#4576128)
Just released: pictures of one pair of AROD's guests.
   60. Russ Posted: October 17, 2013 at 03:28 PM (#4576133)
You'd think a guy that was hung like a horse wouldn't have to pay for it.


He's not paying for the sex, he's paying for them to go away afterwards.
   61. Fred Lynn Nolan Ryan Sweeney Agonistes Posted: October 17, 2013 at 04:20 PM (#4576169)
You'd think a guy that was hung like a horse wouldn't have to pay for it.


You'd think, but...
   62. scareduck Posted: October 17, 2013 at 09:52 PM (#4576406)
Gosh, haven't been over here in months.

THIS THREAD IS SO FULL OF WIN.
   63. You Know Nothing JT Snow (YR) Posted: October 17, 2013 at 10:15 PM (#4576427)
You'd think a guy that was hung like a horse wouldn't have to pay for it.

You'd think, but...


You sure that isn't really the voice of Gene from "Bob's Burgers"?
   64. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: October 17, 2013 at 10:35 PM (#4576447)
THIS THREAD IS SO FULL OF WIN.

Not to mention place, and show.
   65. scareduck Posted: October 17, 2013 at 10:44 PM (#4576465)
Not to mention place, and show.


OW.
   66. rlc Posted: October 18, 2013 at 12:23 AM (#4576590)
If the Yankees were to somehow get out from under A-Rod's contract, I'm guessing that Ruben Amaro would sign him in a minute.

Because the fillies find him irresistible.
   67. bobm Posted: October 18, 2013 at 01:22 AM (#4576609)
We all know A rod likes to give a little slap now and again.

It was sex for money, so he used his purse.

ARod is my hero.

He is my favorite player, and it is not even close.


ARod was the top vote getter in the gallop poll. He's been extensively groomed for the hero role.

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