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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

SB Nation: Ruben Amaro is Worse Than Nixon

I had no idea the E. in E. Howard Hunt stood for Expel!

Not only have the Phils spent the last few months both changing their story and outright lying about the injuries to Ryan Howard and Chase Utley, but now we hear that they wouldn’t let the Inquirer’s Bob Brookover into their facility in Clearwater? Outrageous. This is Watergate-level stuff.

Newspaper reporters are representatives of the fans. Therefore, not only should reporters be let in to see Howard’s rehab, but fans should be, too. There should be a 24-hour video feed of Howard’s rehab, on Phillies.com. What does this team have to hide?

The Phillies have been getting a pass for way too long. When Howard had his surgery, why were reporters not allowed in the operating room? Why weren’t the surgeons made available to the press during and after the surgery? If Charlie Manuel can give a dugout interview in the fifth inning, I think Dr. Mark Myerson can put the scalpel down for five minutes to give the fans the information they deserve.

...As Howard prepared to hit, I was spotted, standing in plain sight in the stands along the third-base line. A Threshers employee told me I had to leave the ballpark. I pleaded that I wanted to get into the press box and start writing my stories about the Red Sox and Clearwater players.

Too bad, I was told. No one from outside the Phillies organization is allowed to watch Ryan Howard work out. I was escorted out of the ballpark.

Repoz Posted: May 23, 2012 at 11:01 AM | 30 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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   1. JJ1986 Posted: May 23, 2012 at 11:25 AM (#4138497)
He was a worse player than Trot Nixon.
   2. DA Baracus is gritty and hits with RISP Posted: May 23, 2012 at 11:28 AM (#4138500)
Without clicking I knew this was FakeWIPCaller. He's got style.
   3. Hack Wilson Posted: May 23, 2012 at 11:45 AM (#4138522)
they wouldn’t let the Inquirer’s Bob Brookover into their facility


But inquiring minds want to know.
   4. JE (Jason Epstein) Posted: May 23, 2012 at 11:58 AM (#4138534)
FTA:
- Bryce Harper wants to be booed when he comes to Philly? If he wants boos, bring heckles. He wants batteries, bring bats. That's the Philly way!
   5. BDC Posted: May 23, 2012 at 12:01 PM (#4138539)
I tried to download video of last night's game against the Nats, and 18 minutes were missing.
   6. Crispix Attacks 2: Swag Airlines Posted: May 23, 2012 at 01:02 PM (#4138632)
It's not the cortisone shot, it's the cover-up.
   7. Don Geovany Soto (chris h.) Posted: May 23, 2012 at 01:03 PM (#4138633)
Just WTF is in the water in Philadelphia, anyway? Yeesh.
   8. AROM Posted: May 23, 2012 at 01:24 PM (#4138687)
He was a worse player than Trot Nixon.


Or Otis Nixon. I guess he's a decent match for Donell.
   9. DA Baracus is gritty and hits with RISP Posted: May 23, 2012 at 01:33 PM (#4138695)
Just WTF is in the water in Philadelphia, anyway? Yeesh.


Someone with a Jack Keefe reference in their handle doesn't recognize satire?
   10. Hack Wilson Posted: May 23, 2012 at 01:59 PM (#4138729)
Why weren’t the surgeons made available to the press during and after the surgery?


You think this is satire? First Amendment rights are God-given to the Press, reporters are entitled to 100% access to the personal lives of athletes (well anybody, actually), there can not be any restrictions. It was outrageous that reporters were barred from Cole Hamels' colonscopy.
   11. DA Baracus is gritty and hits with RISP Posted: May 23, 2012 at 02:10 PM (#4138739)
It was outrageous that reporters were barred from Cole Hamels' colonscopy.


The Phils made up for it by offering free viewings to the public of Charle Manuel's.
   12. Don Geovany Soto (chris h.) Posted: May 23, 2012 at 02:48 PM (#4138784)
Someone with a Jack Keefe reference in their handle doesn't recognize satire?

Recognized it and replied in kind. But I realize this stuff doesn't always come across right on the 'tubes.
   13. DA Baracus is gritty and hits with RISP Posted: May 23, 2012 at 03:02 PM (#4138794)
Fair enough, I know the feeling.
   14. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: May 23, 2012 at 03:49 PM (#4138837)
The analogy is apt, because watching Ryan Howard run from first to home on a double feels like an eighteen and a half minute gap.
   15. Edmundo got dem ol' Kozma blues again mama Posted: May 23, 2012 at 04:18 PM (#4138868)
Just WTF is in the water in Philadelphia, anyway? Yeesh.


Yeesh, yourself. Philadelphia doesn't have water. It has wooder.
   16. robinred Posted: May 23, 2012 at 04:50 PM (#4138893)
Rank the Nixons:

Richard
Otis
Donnell
Cynthia
Russ
Norm
Trot
Mojo
   17. Jose Can Still Seabiscuit Posted: May 23, 2012 at 05:30 PM (#4138919)
Trot
Otis
Cynthia
Mojo
Donnell
Russ
Norm
Richard

My cousin is a DJ near Trot's North Carolina home. She has had him help out at a couple of charity events and says he is incredibly friendly and generous with his time. He'll sign anything and pose for any picture when asked. Otis made what might be the best catch I have ever seen in person on Opening Day in 1994.
   18. boteman Posted: May 23, 2012 at 05:55 PM (#4138935)
I really liked him in Animal House as the leader of the fictitious band Otis Nixon and the Agnews.
   19. JoeHova Posted: May 23, 2012 at 06:00 PM (#4138939)
Ugh, terrible. The internet makes everybody think they're Jonathan ####### Swift.
   20. Infinite Joost (Voxter) Posted: May 23, 2012 at 06:45 PM (#4138955)
Yeah, how dare someone who's not a genius try to write something.
   21. Never Give an Inge (Dave) Posted: May 23, 2012 at 07:17 PM (#4138979)

Someone once tried to set my wife up on a date with Trot Nixon (before she and I met). She wasn't interested. So I am better than Trot Nixon and by the transitive property I am also better than Ruben Amaro.
   22. Robert in Manhattan Beach Posted: May 23, 2012 at 07:33 PM (#4138991)
#16 & 17 - Please, like Dick or Trot ever did anything as amazing as nailing Pebbles. Or this:

link
   23. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: May 23, 2012 at 09:17 PM (#4139046)
At the moment Otis Nixon made that catch, I was on the phone with Johnny Ramone (nee Cummings) haggling over a rotisserie baseball trade: Clemens for Bonds; we spent 2 seconds on that part of the deal, and two hours on the "which backup hitter for which backup pitcher" end of it. We each had the Braves-Pirates game on in the background. An odd confluence of memories for me.

And I thought Bam Bam Meulens was the one to nail Pebbles.
   24. Don Geovany Soto (chris h.) Posted: May 24, 2012 at 10:40 AM (#4139216)
Wait, nail Pebbles? Someone explain this to me.

EDIT: And before some smartass wanders in, I know what the phrase means. I am simply unaware of the specific event being referenced.
   25. Matt Chico's Bail Bonds (Dan Lee) Posted: May 24, 2012 at 10:44 AM (#4139220)
Otis was (dating? married to?) Pebbles.

edit: Married to.
   26. Don Geovany Soto (chris h.) Posted: May 24, 2012 at 11:04 AM (#4139237)
Which Pebbles?
   27. Benji Gil Gamesh Rises Posted: May 24, 2012 at 11:31 AM (#4139275)
This one.

Yum.
   28. Don Geovany Soto (chris h.) Posted: May 24, 2012 at 12:35 PM (#4139334)
As God is my witness, I thought you all meant the Flintstones' Pebbles.
   29. KT's Pot Arb Posted: May 24, 2012 at 01:22 PM (#4139366)
Someone once tried to set my wife up on a date with Trot Nixon (before she and I met). She wasn't interested. So I am better than Trot Nixon and by the transitive property I am also better than Ruben Amaro.


You got lucky. It's commonly known that when Trot whips out Little Trot for the first time to his dates, most are stricken mute, transfixed by it's glory.

But your wife sounds like she would have thrown a drink in his face, and left the restaurant. Not a true fan.
   30. baudib Posted: May 24, 2012 at 11:15 PM (#4139766)
Yeesh, yourself. Philadelphia doesn't have water. It has wooder.


+1, it's definitely wooder.

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