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Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Shysterball: Maybe the worst sports column ever

You’re a newspaper columnist. You’re on a deadline. You have to find something worthy of 800 words and you’re stumped. What do you do? Why, you use a horriffic 18 year-long child abduction, rape and imprisonment as a hook for a rehashed “aren’t those athletes just nutty” piece!

The writer, Mark Whicker of the OC Register, then proceeds to bullet point a couple dozen “oh, how times change” sports zingers. He ends the piece with what I guess is a pun of some kind: “Congratulations, Jaycee. You left the yard.”

Classy, Whicker. Now please go die in a fire someplace so I can use it as a hook for a “who’s hot, who’s not” bit.

OC Register

Absolutely disgusting.

J.C. Bradbury Posted: September 09, 2009 at 05:26 PM | 147 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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   101. Halofan Posted: September 10, 2009 at 04:34 AM (#3318699)
Whicker once laid into me for writing a blog entry critical of Steve Physioc.

His beef was that I was not accountable to actually seeing Physioc in the press box. Wonder how often Whicker hangs out with Jaycee Duggard.
   102. TerpNats Posted: September 10, 2009 at 04:38 AM (#3318701)
Where was the editor. Writers often allow themselves to go haywire on a high wire, knowing there's a net (editor) below. Mean the stuff's supposed to be checked. Take out the references, and you've got good space filler. Not great, but no white space. The What tha - can be on auto and catch this.
Keith Olbermann gave his "worser" (second-worst) award tonight, not to Whicker -- though he didn't let him completely off the hook -- but to the Register editors (whom he named) who let this go through. As a copy editor myself (though I rarely handle sports nowadays at my small daily), I'm not going to say I would have struck it down at first glance, but I think I probably would have gotten back to the columnist and told him that in my opinion, the analogies, and tone, were in poor taste. I can't think of any way you could approach that topic in a sports context..

BTW, the "worst" person was the South Carolina Republican who made a fool of himself during Obama's health care speech.
   103. Zipperholes Posted: September 10, 2009 at 04:45 AM (#3318705)
Not to pile on, but apparently Whicker was Olbermann's Worst Person in the World today.

BTW, the "worst" person was the South Carolina Republican who made a fool of himself during Obama's health care speech.

Seems reasonable. Whenever I'm unsure how to react to a news story, I like to see what our country's moral arbiter has to say.
   104. Who wants to know? Posted: September 10, 2009 at 04:52 AM (#3318708)
Mark Whicker, Professional Writer:

This column appears to have disconnected that bond with at least part of our readers. For that I apologize.
   105. The Most Interesting Man In The World Posted: September 10, 2009 at 05:02 AM (#3318710)
Serves me right for trusting one of the respondents to Whicker's original article. For that I apologize.
   106. The Most Interesting Man In The World Posted: September 10, 2009 at 05:03 AM (#3318712)
Whicker once laid into me for writing a blog entry critical of Steve Physioc.

You sir, are my hero. Although I would have written it about Wayne Hagin.
   107. cardsfanboy Posted: September 10, 2009 at 05:19 AM (#3318718)

You sir, are my hero. Although I would have written it about Wayne Hagin.


please don't mention that name, I had to live with this guy as an annoucer for over a month, and that is way more than any decent human being should ever have to do(and it was funny I was told he was actually good---not decent, not acceptable, but good---really in what ####### world is wayne hagin considered good?)
   108. Bob Loblaw Posted: September 10, 2009 at 07:40 AM (#3318748)
Ben Jacobs is quoted in the apology, presumably "our" Ben Jacobs.


That is indeed my e-mail. I wrote to the editor (of the paper, not the sports editor) after seeing from Craig's original link the responses people were getting from Whicker. I was actually starting to get a little peeved that the editor never responded when I saw the apology column and my e-mail.
   109. God Posted: September 10, 2009 at 10:24 AM (#3318757)
Honestly, I don't see what the big deal is. I've read most of the comments here and they mostly strike me as overreaction.

Yeah, the guy's a talentless hack. Yeah, it was a stupid idea for a column and very poorly written to boot. He's a bad writer. But I don't see why the column makes him a bad guy. He didn't say anything derogatory or take delight in the plight of the kidnapped girl. He didn't say anything that could remotely be interpreted as hurtful toward her.

It's a bad column. Not hateful, not offensive, just bad. So what?
   110. Jeff K. Posted: September 10, 2009 at 10:53 AM (#3318761)
It's hurtful to trivialize what she went through to the point that he did. I don't claim this is a given, I can leave room for disagreement on it, but surely you can see what is meant. I mean, if I wrote an article about how Auschwitz wasn't that bad, you'd agree that's hateful and offensive, right?
   111. calhounite Posted: September 10, 2009 at 12:02 PM (#3318768)
On the same page as the apology is the list of the paper's "Most Recommended Articles." Tops on the list is "Many Odd Things...18 Years."
   112. The Most Interesting Man In The World Posted: September 10, 2009 at 01:01 PM (#3318777)
You sir, are my hero. Although I would have written it about Wayne Hagin.

please don't mention that name, I had to live with this guy as an annoucer for over a month, and that is way more than any decent human being should ever have to do(and it was funny I was told he was actually good---not decent, not acceptable, but good---really in what ####### world is wayne hagin considered good?)

I had to deal with him for two years. Which would be pretty terrible if I didn't also have to listen to Ron Fairly for six.
   113. Howie Menckel Posted: September 10, 2009 at 01:10 PM (#3318780)
"Keith Olbermann gave his "worser" (second-worst) award tonight, not to Whicker -- though he didn't let him completely off the hook -- but to the Register editors (whom he named) who let this go through."

I'm sure he checked to see which editors were on vacation and which ones were informed of the content.
Wait, he didn't? But......
   114. robinred Posted: September 10, 2009 at 01:24 PM (#3318790)
It's a bad column. Not hateful, not offensive, just bad. So what?


I think it is a little worse than that. It is really, really odd--a bizarre combination of forced humor, cliche'd writing, and jaw-droppingly inappropriate juxtapositions/tones. The girl was taken from South Lake Tahoe, and as far as I know she had no connection to Orange County per se and there is no indication she is/was interested in sports at all. She was held in Antioch, so it is not like this is a "SoCal" story. It reads like Whicker wanted to recycle the old "Let's look at wacky sports factoids over the last X years" column and simply inserted Dugard as a hook, as Craig indicates in the quote in the lead-in. If there had been a connection, I could see saying Whicker just misfired. While I certainly don't think he intended to hurt her or to mock Dugard's plight (remember, too, she has two kids who have been victims here as well) this is a bit worse than just a joke gone bad.
   115. Howie Menckel Posted: September 10, 2009 at 01:51 PM (#3318811)
What's so odd is, let's say a well-remembered Southern Cal sports-talk caller just came out of a coma after 18 years and is somehow 100 pct right out of the gate.
It's a miracle, a credit to the family, doctors etc who never gave up on him, parade is planned, etc.

Almost this exact column would have been written, and it could have been (almost) cute - "Hey, sports junkie, here's a quick overview, because it will take a while to be at your best "Larry in La Jolla" form again..".

Instead, you have this legacy of devastation and the consolation of her being alive, at least.

Yet the column doesn't seem to recognize the difference.

The kicker underscores that, to say the least..
   116. Win one for Agrippa (haplo53) Posted: September 10, 2009 at 02:04 PM (#3318820)
But I don't see why the column makes him a bad guy.


As numerous people have said, while there doesn't seem to be malicious intent on the part of the writer, this really isn't about intent.

This girl's story and her family's story is (or should be) deeply saddening and horrifying to any sane person that hears or reads about it. Anyone who trivializes it in any way close to the way this writer did, regardless of intent, is going to produce some very strong negative emotional reactions, and rightfully/naturally so. I can't not be revolted by this column just because I know that its writer is probably just a well-meaning dope.
   117. Designated Sitter (GGC) Posted: September 10, 2009 at 02:08 PM (#3318823)
Why did USC need an arena anyways?
   118. Clemenza Posted: September 10, 2009 at 02:48 PM (#3318854)
I don't know how ad revenue works on web sites. Would the paper have a financial incentive to leave the article up assuming there would be companies willing to have their name attacked to it. IOW, since the article is clearly attracting more eye balls now can the paper capitalize on that by chaging the advertisers more or are the rates set prior to any sort of hub-bub that may attract more readers?
   119. robinred Posted: September 10, 2009 at 03:20 PM (#3318879)
Why did USC need an arena anyways?


If you had ever watched a game at the old LA Sports Arena, you'd know.

Seriously, the USC football team still plays at the Coliseum, of course, but the Coliseum (like the Rose Bowl, where UCLA plays football) is now a (functional) historical landmark, and USC is so good in football that it has become sort of retro-hip, like their unis. OTOH, the Sports Arena is just a building from the 1950s that the Clippers used to play in. I saw NBA and SC games there, and it was sort of cool to feel like you had been transported back to 1969 for a game, but if I were trying to compete with UCLA, Arizona et al in hoops, I wouldn't want my team playing there, either.
   120. Sam Hutcheson is the Rickey Henderson of... Posted: September 10, 2009 at 03:32 PM (#3318896)
The blogosphere is so weird. Craig's post begat this link which begat Matt Welch posting a "me too" article on Reason which in turn got picked up by Andrew Sullivan's blog empire. I suspect the email count will go up for the Register today.
   121. RoyalsRetro (AG#1F) Posted: September 10, 2009 at 03:47 PM (#3318911)
I suspect the email count will go up for the Register today.

And you know what this means? Whicker will probably get to appear on "Cold Pizza" or "Outside the Lines", maybe even a cable news show to fill some time, and he gets more publicity than he ever would had he written a solid piece on some important matter.

That's how perverse our media is these days.
   122. Craig Calcaterra Posted: September 10, 2009 at 03:53 PM (#3318916)
There's an interview with Wicker up at Poynter now. You'll be shocked to learn that he blames the internet.

You'll be more shocked to learn that in 1991 he wrote a similar piece regarding former hostage Terry Anderson that began "Cleaning out the notebook while hoping Terry Anderson didn't have overdue library books . . ."
   123. Bob Loblaw Posted: September 10, 2009 at 04:05 PM (#3318927)
It's amazing that he still doesn't see how much he was trivializing her ordeal. I think the line that gets me most is when he lists all the sports things she wasn't allowed to do for 18 years, then says, "Now that's deprivation."

No, Mark, what she really went through (with the being cut off from her family and made to depend upon a man who raped her for her very survival) was deprivation.

That line makes it sound like if she had been kidnapped and raped for 18 years but had been allowed to watch a few baseball games and play a round of golf every now and then, it wouldn't have been so bad.

The conversational tone upsets me too. I almost picture him sitting across from her and telling her all these sports factoids she doesn't care about while she has this horrified look on her face, wondering why this idiot thinks she cares about all this crap he's spouting after everything she went through.
   124. robinred Posted: September 10, 2009 at 04:08 PM (#3318934)
I read the interview on the link Craig provided. Based on that, Whicker doesn't get it. It was a phone interview, which, according to the story, Whicker gave "while watching his son's soccer practice."
   125. Mr. J. Penny Smoltzuzaka Posted: September 10, 2009 at 04:33 PM (#3318960)
Whicker said. "I don't think I'll be writing about kidnapping victims anytime soon."
from his interview at Poynter.

Ya think?

Ironic that Terry Anderson was released in 1991 - the same year Jaycee Dugard was kidnapped. Judging from his interview, Whicker still does not appear to get he may have done something others find very offensive.

"I'm a little saddened by the tone of some of the responses because I think it says a lot about what's out there in computer-land," Whicker said.


Good idea by the author to shift blame to computer nerds. I'm a little saddened by what is considered acceptable in Whicker's fantasy-land. He realizes that you don't trivialize the Holocaust or 9/11, but child rape and imprisonment is fair game for a stupid sports column.

Assistant Sports Editor Todd Harmonson said in a phone interview Wednesday that someone else filled in for him in editing the column because he was off, though he declined to say who. The column went through both a content and copy edit.


Great idea by the editorial staff to say it "wasn't me and I'm not going to tell you who let it go through to print either."
   126. Craig Calcaterra Posted: September 10, 2009 at 04:56 PM (#3318977)
I think the editoral staff may be in a crappy situation here. My guess is that, due to allowing a big wheel (relatively speaking) like Whicker roll free for so long, that not just anyone can nix a column of his without fearing for their job. It probably takes meetings and say from managment and all of that. Over the holiday weekend, there was no one with that kind of juice working the desk, so it went through.

Now, we can certainly criticize the habits that got them into a situation where the tail wags the dog editorially speaking, but it's also a tough damn spot for what I presume to be a junior editor to be in.

Also worth thinking about how those irresponsible bloggers in computer land are able to avoid stepping on their dork like this despite the fact that we don't, generally speaking, have editors.
   127. SoSH U at work Posted: September 10, 2009 at 05:01 PM (#3318979)
Also worth thinking about how those irresponsible bloggers in computer land are able to avoid stepping on their dork like this despite the fact that we don't, generally speaking, have editors.


Craig, check the article linked in your comments section, which is just as bad as Whicker's despite having the advantage of knowing how poorly Whicker's was received (and, of course, trying to piggyback on it). A primary reason bloggers don't step on their dorks is because most of them don't have any audience beyond a few close friends and Repoz.
   128. RoyalsRetro (AG#1F) Posted: September 10, 2009 at 05:01 PM (#3318981)
"I'm a little saddened by the tone of some of the responses because I think it says a lot about what's out there in computer-land


I understand that in "computer-land" people tend to be less inhibited than they are face-to-face, but that doesn't mean those opinion are totally invalid, and are probably no less inhibited than those that write letters or make phone calls. I don't understand writers that still totally dismiss opinions on the internet as invalid.

He's also falling into the Buzz Bissinger trap of "I can find one internet commenter who dropped an f-bomb, therefore, they are all vulgar and stupid."
   129. Craig Calcaterra Posted: September 10, 2009 at 05:10 PM (#3318993)
A primary reason bloggers don't step on their dorks is because most of them don't have any audience beyond a few close friends and Repoz.


Good point.

As for that other article, I found it to be a bit much.
   130. The Most Interesting Man In The World Posted: September 10, 2009 at 05:18 PM (#3319000)
It's amazing that he still doesn't see how much he was trivializing her ordeal.

It kind of reminds me of the old joke about Neil Armstrong, after returning from the moon, runs into an old friend on the street. As Armstrong starts to say what he's been up to, the friend interupts: "There's a sale going on at Safeway's".
   131. Jose Can You Seabiscuit Posted: September 10, 2009 at 05:19 PM (#3319002)
Early in his "apology" column he drops this little chestnut;

"It's impossible to unring a bell or to bring back a column that has already been transmitted."

Not to nitpick, but while it is impossible to unring the bell it IS possible to remove the column from the paper's website and to not link to the freakin' thing during the apology though.
   132. Zipperholes Posted: September 10, 2009 at 05:27 PM (#3319013)
I don't understand writers that still totally dismiss opinions on the internet as invalid.

He's also falling into the Buzz Bissinger trap of "I can find one internet commenter who dropped an f-bomb, therefore, they are all vulgar and stupid."

He didn't. He just criticized some of the responses he received.
   133. God Posted: September 10, 2009 at 07:23 PM (#3319145)
He didn't. He just criticized some of the responses he received.

That is false. He used a small percentage of the responses he received to draw wide, sweeping conclusions about the entire internet.
   134. Zipperholes Posted: September 10, 2009 at 07:46 PM (#3319166)
That is false.

Where does he do the things alleged in #128? I didn't see it in the posted interview.
   135. SoSH U at work Posted: September 10, 2009 at 08:08 PM (#3319185)
I'm with you NTF. I don't see anything particularly wide and sweeping about Whicker's comments about some of the criticism he received and what it said about internet discourse. Hell, it seems to me pretty undeniable that the tone of conversation in computer land is generally a bit coarser and more impolite than what we'd find in the rest of society. And you'd have to be a stupid ###### to disagree with me.
   136. Yeaarrgghhhh Posted: September 10, 2009 at 08:11 PM (#3319190)
"I'm a little saddened by the tone of some of the responses because I think it says a lot about what's out there in computer-land," Whicker said.

How is that not a sweeping generalization about the internet?
   137. cardsfanboy Posted: September 10, 2009 at 08:18 PM (#3319198)
How is that not a sweeping generalization about the internet?

the word some I would imagine.
   138. Yeaarrgghhhh Posted: September 10, 2009 at 08:33 PM (#3319210)
the word some I would imagine.

Right, but his comment was that "some of the responses" say a lot about "computer-land," i.e., the internet as a whole. That was the point of #128: He's using a few comments to make sweeping generalizations about the internet.
   139. Zipperholes Posted: September 10, 2009 at 08:44 PM (#3319220)
That was the point of #128: He's using a few comments to make sweeping generalizations about the internet.

That's not quite the same as what #128 said.
   140. RoyalsRetro (AG#1F) Posted: September 10, 2009 at 08:46 PM (#3319221)
I suppose you could parse his comment as saying he's only saying some of the comments make him "saddened", but it has the effect of blaming all of "computer-land" since he has seemingly not acknowledging the validity of the non-vulgar online criticisms against his column. Like the statement "I'm saddened that some sports columnists are hacks" more enforces the notion that sportswriters as a whole are hacks, than it does distinguish between hacks and non-hacks.

His only apology seems to be "sorry this pissed all you guys off, that wasn't my intent." He still doesn't seem to get what it was that pissed everyone off.
   141. Zipperholes Posted: September 10, 2009 at 09:01 PM (#3319235)
If you're just saying he's making some judgments about the internet as a whole based on the responses he's received, I probably agree.

I disagreed with your comments that he's "totally dismiss[ed] opinions on the internet as invalid" and did what Bissinger did, b/c he didn't discredit the validity of the opinions (at least in the posted article).

Also, we don't know what the general nature of the responses were - the BBTF crowd like Craig obviously gave reasonable, mature feedback, but I wouldn't be shocked if 80% of his inbox is personal attacks, and if so I can't say I blame him if he's a bit cynical about the nature of discourse on the internet right now.
   142. Ray (RDP) Posted: September 10, 2009 at 09:04 PM (#3319237)
I haven't read the thread but I see his column as dumb, not Evil.

He thought he had a good hook for a story about what's happened in baseball over the past 18 years. He didn't -- it was incredibly misguided and out of place -- but I don't think he meant any harm.
   143. RoyalsRetro (AG#1F) Posted: September 10, 2009 at 09:18 PM (#3319245)
I haven't read the thread but I see his column as dumb, not Evil.

I agree. I believe him when he says he didn't intend any malice. But I think its amazing he still doesn't seem to know what was wrong with it. Its like your uncle who makes a racist joke, but then doesn't get why anyone is upset with it because he is good friends with a black guy.
   144. base ball chick Posted: September 10, 2009 at 11:41 PM (#3319331)
no

he's more like michael jackson who couldn't seem to get why so may people thought it was not ok for him to share his bed with young boys. he's kept insisting it was "sweet" and "innocent" or som nonsense like that

if whicker really REALLY thinks that Before Computers wouldn't nobody have called the editor/written letters, he crazy

and if the paper editors think that whicker should be allowed to write anything at all without having to run it past them, why he no bettern the rest of Us (horrors) bloggahs
   145. Jeff K. Posted: September 11, 2009 at 02:39 AM (#3319384)
You leave my uncle out of this!

Wait a minute...Monty and I are related!
   146. Mr. J. Penny Smoltzuzaka Posted: September 11, 2009 at 03:22 AM (#3319399)
I haven't read the thread but I see his column as dumb, not Evil.

He thought he had a good hook for a story about what's happened in baseball over the past 18 years. He didn't -- it was incredibly misguided and out of place -- but I don't think he meant any harm.


It's still worth reading the thread, but the conclusion you've drawn seems to be the consensus of contributors to this thread.

After further thought, I believe Mark Whicker most likely came up with the hook Congratulations, Jaycee. You left the yard. and then decided to write a column leading up to this "witty" line by regurgitating the "Terry Anderson: While You've Been Gone" column blueprint.
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