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Monday, July 26, 2010

Smith: O’s baseball or “Inception:” which is worse?

From Postlethwaite to post season wait…it just never ends.

So Saturday, it was 100 degrees in Baltimore for, like, the millionth straight day.

Remember Spike Lee’s Do the Right Thing? It was that kind of day. Hot in the early morning, hot as firey hades at midday and set-your-oven-to-clean hot by the evening. The city stank and a dusty orange haze hung over Oriole Park. First pitch, 7:05 pm against the Twins.

I didn’t go. Nor did I watch. I couldn’t bear another loss under the broiler. Instead, my wife and I went to the movies.

...If you ask me, which you didn’t, the movie reeked. Way too clever for its own good. Plus, all the actors looked like they were 13. It was like watching the Roosevelt Jr. High School adaptation of Inception. Lots of fakey blow-up stuff. Lots of freaky dreamy stuff. Smitty says: nope.

And downtown, 22,299 people paid to see the Twins beat the O’s 7-2 to fall 30 & 1/2 games behind the Yankees. Baltimore starter Brian Matusz fell to 3 and 11 on the year. Another disaster for the worst – by far – team in baseball.

Who had more fun? Me at at an insufferable movie in a busted seat? Or O’s fans?

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   1. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: July 26, 2010 at 01:43 PM (#3599132)
Dude, you could have just read a book! That's what I did this weekend as it was Sweat Balls 10,000 outside.
   2. Every Inge Counts Posted: July 26, 2010 at 01:48 PM (#3599133)
I know nothing about movies.


Is all I need to know.
   3. Alex meets the threshold for granular review Posted: July 26, 2010 at 01:56 PM (#3599139)
I thought Inception was very good. It's a bit lacking in the areas of character development and emotional resonance, and is a bit too expository and overlong (not way too much, but enough to notice), but boasts a really strong cast, a creative concept which is largely delivered upon, fantastic visuals and effects, and enough ambiguity to make it fun to ponder after the fact but not so much that it becomes incomprehensible. It's pretty impressive that Nolan was able to tell a fairly convoluted story in such a clear manner. I could see why people would be underwhelmed by it, but I love this kind of "puzzle" film (even if I have little interest in actually "solving" the puzzle - all the debate about what's a dream and what's not on internet forums is uninteresting to me, I just enjoy the ambiguity).

I've only seen a handful of new films in theaters this year, but it's one of the best of the lot, along with Winter's Bone and Toy Story 3. (The best film I've seen in theaters this year, new or otherwise, is Hausu, an awesome Japanese freakout horror movie from the 70s that has been making the rounds in a new print [and will be coming out on DVD/blu-ray from Criterion in October]. It's like nothing else I've ever seen and is delightfully over-the-top.)
   4. Eddo Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:01 PM (#3599142)
Personally, I thought Inception was excellent. I can understand if someone legitimately dislikes it, but not for this reasons:
Plus, all the actors looked like they were 13. It was like watching the Roosevelt Jr. High School adaptation of Inception.

The actors all look too young? Cranky much? DiCaprio's 35, Gordon-Levitt is 29, Page is 23 (and plays a grad student), Hardy is 32, and Murphy is 34. All reasonable to be top professionals in a field that is quite likely to be dominated by a younger generation.

Regardless of how old they all look to you, their actual ages match up with a reasonable expectation of their characters' ages.
   5. Lassus Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:03 PM (#3599143)
Someone please get this ####### off my lawn.
   6. Bob Dernier Cri Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:05 PM (#3599145)
Fine summer action movie, IMO. My one gripe is that it wasn't freaky/dreamy enough. All the dreams were summer action movies. Doesn't anybody in the Inception world dream about giving a lecture in their underwear or being chased through a shopping mall by Smurf versions of Sarah Palin? I always do.
   7. Alex meets the threshold for granular review Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:08 PM (#3599146)
Fine summer action movie, IMO. My one gripe is that it wasn't freaky/dreamy enough. All the dreams were summer action movies. Doesn't anybody in the Inception world dream about giving a lecture in their underwear or being chased through a shopping mall by Smurf versions of Sarah Palin? I always do.


I've seen this complaint crop up a few times, but it's worth remembering that these aren't "dreams" in a typical sense - they are consciously designed by an architect (Page's character) which explains why they're pretty grounded. On the other hand, I wish they'd done more with the idea of paradoxes, instead of only using them for a throwaway gag and a one-liner by JGL.
   8. Melo's Love Handles (NJ) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:09 PM (#3599147)
I thought it was underwhelming. Everyone I know IRL loves it, but I felt that I had no emotional connection to the characters/plot and so I wasn't invested in their fate. Even if I did connect to the characters, the "villains" were...probably the worst-aiming villains I've ever seen in any movie and once that became clear I didn't care anymore.
   9. Magnum RA Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:12 PM (#3599152)
I think we can all agree that Orioles baseball is bad.
   10. hokieneer Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:14 PM (#3599155)
My one gripe is that it wasn't freaky/dreamy enough. All the dreams were summer action movies. Doesn't anybody in the Inception world dream about giving a lecture in their underwear or being chased through a shopping mall by Smurf versions of Sarah Palin? I always do.


*SPOILERS*

If you think about the premise: someone builds the dream world to allow the subject to fill it with his sub conscience. The subject has to believe the dream world location can be a real world, even if the subject has no direct memory of the location. If the subject realizes it's a dream, then the subject's sub conscience manifestations will become hostile towards the invaders.

I really liked the movie. As soon as it was over I wanted to go watch it again (still haven't). The only thing the movie was really missing was any kind of deep character development, which would have been difficult to fit into a standard summer movie time frame given the amount of rules the movie had to cover for the viewer.
   11. SoSH U at work Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:14 PM (#3599156)
I haven't seen Inception, but I did enjoy the source material - the episode of Spongebob where the title character entered the dreams of the other denizens of Bikini Bottom.
   12. Jim (jimmuscomp) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:22 PM (#3599163)
I thought it was underwhelming. Everyone I know IRL loves it, but I felt that I had no emotional connection to the characters/plot and so I wasn't invested in their fate. Even if I did connect to the characters, the "villains" were...probably the worst-aiming villains I've ever seen in any movie and once that became clear I didn't care anymore.


I really liked the movie, and was invested in the DiCaprio character. I really like the way Nolan worked his deceased wife into the story - very inventive and in keeping with the psychological nature of the whole. However, I had a hard time with the speed with which Page's character signed on to the project, considering the out-of-left field nature of the project, and in general - I did have a hard time thinking she was old enough, with enough experience, to be that character. Part of that could be me connecting her to Juno in my mind.

Anyway, there are legit reasons to be underwhelmed with some details of the movie - but I will always support a feature film that is inventive and innovative even with some holes in the story/timeliine, etc. And, it thoroughly enjoyed the movie - more than anything I have seen since Dark Knight - except Toy Story 3...

But, as a composer, I wanted to throw an ice-pick through Hans Zimmer's head. What an awful score....
   13. Melo's Love Handles (NJ) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:25 PM (#3599167)
I really liked the movie, and was invested in the DiCaprio character. I really like the way Nolan worked his deceased wife into the story - very inventive and in keeping with the psychological nature of the whole. However, I had a hard time with the speed with which Page's character signed on to the project, considering the out-of-left field nature of the project, and in general - I did have a hard time thinking she was old enough, with enough experience, to be that character. Part of that could be me connecting her to Juno in my mind.

Like most, I'm familiar with Page from Juno, but even if I had not seen that...she just looked extremely young. It was to the point that I commented to my girlfriend that I felt uncomfortable in the scene where JGL's character kisses her.
   14. The Good Face Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:25 PM (#3599169)
Even if I did connect to the characters, the "villains" were...probably the worst-aiming villains I've ever seen in any movie and once that became clear I didn't care anymore.


It actually makes sense if you think about it a little deeper. For most people, everything they know about gun fights they've learned from watching action movies. With that in mind, it seems pretty reasonable to assume that the mooks from their subconscious would be graduates from the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy.
   15. Ray (RDP) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:27 PM (#3599172)
I don't know if I was tired or if Inception really sucked, but the movie literally put me to sleep, so I'm guessing the latter.

Too convoluted and sucky to be any good. We left before it was half over.

And if you can't tell a story in under 2 hours, you've failed.
   16. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:34 PM (#3599178)
And if you can't tell a story in under 2 hours, you've failed.

Yeah, Godfather III sucked. I will give you that.
   17. bunyon Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:37 PM (#3599182)
They could have all sat in the sand beach and discussed paranormal events in Latin for 4 hours and it would still have been more entertaining to most O's fans than watching the current O's team.

FW(little)IW, I thoroughly enjoyed the movie. Page too young? She's 23 - how old do you think people are in grad school and/or making out?
   18. Alex meets the threshold for granular review Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:38 PM (#3599183)
I don't know if I was tired or if Inception really sucked, but the movie literally put me to sleep, so I'm guessing the latter.

Too convoluted and sucky to be any good. We left before it was half over.

And if you can't tell a story in under 2 hours, you've failed.


The answer is option C: your taste in movies is perplexing and bizarre. :-)

EDIT: Also, given your last comment, I'll assume you think every serial TV drama and every novel longer than 100 pages sucks.
   19. hokieneer Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:41 PM (#3599186)
Ray, it's time for your nap. Do you need some warm milk to help you sleep?

I'm still surprised people are able to sleep at the movies. You are sitting in a chair that's the size of a 3rd grader's desk, with a 100"+ screen flashing with bright lights and colors, and the audio is so loud it shakes your damn seat.
   20. frannyzoo Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:41 PM (#3599187)
I'm torn between wanting a movie thread and a thread dedicated to just how bad the O's are. I keep watching/listening to their games, drawn like a moth/flame or human/car crash with injuries. Every time I look the O's are down 8-1 and Mark Hendrickson is pitching. Mark Hendrickson, people.

Maybe it would be fun to combine things and associate MLB players with movies. I nominate Mark Hendrickson as the "All About Steve" of left-handed pitching.
   21. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:46 PM (#3599189)
Maybe it would be fun to combine things and associate MLB players with movies. I nominate Mark Hendrickson as the "All About Steve" of left-handed pitching.

The O's are the Superbabies franchise of MLB?
   22. Alex meets the threshold for granular review Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:47 PM (#3599192)
The O's are the Superbabies franchise of MLB?


Does that make the Pirates the Battlefield Earth?
   23. Bob Dernier Cri Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:49 PM (#3599193)
surprised people are able to sleep at the movies

You must be unfamiliar with the concept of "Natalie Portman."
   24. Ben Broussard Ramjet Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:49 PM (#3599194)
Thoroughly enjoyed it, as did the wife. Great performances, striking imagery, and - perhaps most importantly for us - enough interest in the plot and its mechanisms to keep us discussing it for days afterwards. It appears to be doing very well at the box office even through its second weekend, which is contrary to the expectations of many.

While I am a huge Hans Zimmer fan, I have to admit that the score was not one of his best.
   25. Crispix Attacks Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:50 PM (#3599195)
This movie was great. This article is by an ignorant guy trying to sound even more ignorant than he is because he thinks that's a good shtick to have.
   26. RJ in TO Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:51 PM (#3599196)
Inception cannot be the best movie of the year, if only because of the existence of Sharktopus!

Be sure to watch the trailer!
   27. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:52 PM (#3599198)
Does that make the Pirates the Battlefield Earth?

That was kind of a one off. I was thinking more of horrible movies that for some reason spawn sequels. The Pirates may be The Ghouiles of MLB.
   28. Bitter Mouse Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:53 PM (#3599201)
Inception is a very good movie. It isn't emotionally involving, but none of Nolan's movies are. It is who he is as a director. Still a fun movie though. Anyone who says it is too complex should stick to G rated kids movies and abridged novels. It wasn't THAT complex people.
   29. Lassus Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:55 PM (#3599202)
But, as a composer, I wanted to throw an ice-pick through Hans Zimmer's head. What an awful score....

I'm not sure I agree here. What about it made it awful, to your ears? I do think it was engineered poorly, however, a bit over-the-top. And as long as we're talking scores, let's talk one more sci-fi one, John Murphy's from Sunshine. Thoughts?


I don't know if I was tired or if Inception really sucked, but the movie literally put me to sleep, so I'm guessing the latter.
Too convoluted and sucky to be any good. We left before it was half over.


This, or the Mets' loss last night, it's a tie for the least shocking thing in the history of the universe.
   30. cercopithecus aethiops Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:56 PM (#3599203)
Couldn't the O's hire some psych grad student to build them a dream world where their players thought they were good, and let the fans watch that?
   31. Alex meets the threshold for granular review Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:58 PM (#3599205)
That was kind of a one off. I was thinking more of horrible movies that for some reason spawn sequels. The Pirates may be The Ghouiles of MLB.


Ah. So in that case, the Battlefield Earth of baseball is the 1899 Cleveland Spiders.
   32. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: July 26, 2010 at 02:59 PM (#3599206)
Does anyone else like movies without musical scores? My tastes in film are becoming very low fi. The slicker the production the more removed I feel from the story and a musical score just adds to that. My girl had Funny People on this weekend and I found the emotional cues of the score to be oppressive.
   33. Melo's Love Handles (NJ) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:00 PM (#3599207)
Page too young? She's 23 - how old do you think people are in grad school and/or making out?

It's not about her actual age. I'm 24. It's about how young she looked.
   34. Ray (RDP) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:00 PM (#3599209)
Essentially, the movie was full of itself. From the production to the direction to the cinematography to the actors, I felt like everyone involved in this ghastly project was trying to tell me how great the movie was, how great it was that they could pretend to do complex math with imaginary numbers for two and a half hours. I think DiCaprio is great, but I got the sense I was watching him ACT rather than having him disappear into the character.
   35. RJ in TO Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:04 PM (#3599212)
Essentially, the movie was full of itself.

You're going to get an earful over this comment.
   36. Melo's Love Handles (NJ) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:08 PM (#3599214)
I think DiCaprio is great, but I got the sense I was watching him ACT rather than having him disappear into the character.

I would agree with this portion of Ray's post, not so sure about the rest. I felt DiCaprio *SPOILER ALERT* played a similar character in Shutter Island and was much more convincing. Maybe it was him, maybe it was the writing, but I cared in Shutter Island and I didn't care here.
   37. Lassus Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:11 PM (#3599216)
Does anyone else like movies without musical scores? My tastes in film are becoming very low fi.

Seems like the examples of this would be rather small. What films are you thinking?
   38. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:12 PM (#3599217)
***SPOILERS***
On the whole, I liked "Inception", but I didn't think that it was transcendently great like some people do.

I think that my main objection was that Leo's character doesn't ever really karmically pay the price for his selfishness. He was willing to co-opt a brilliant, innocent student into an addictive life of brain-damaging crime and take a chance that all the other members of the gang would end up crazy/vegetablized in order to get what he wanted: seeing his kids. And at the end of the movie, he gets what he wants and everybody goes home, with no real scars or conseqences. There's no catharsis there (unless you assume that he's still in a dream, in which case it's an inadequate price). That was what made Memento so good - the knowledge that at the end, even Leonard is taking advantage of and manipulating himself.

The Rube Goldberg plot by Leo's wife also rang kind of false. If she really, truly believed that the world was a fake world, she wouldn't have left Leo a leg to stand on. She wouldn't have done all that #### with lawyers and the affidavits and stuff. She would've just killed the kids - given them poisoned milk or something. Then, he'd have no choice but to take a leap of faith with her, because the alternative would've been too terrible to contemplate. Of course, if that were what happened, we wouldn't have a movie...

On the plus side: Good acting, nice effects, and a clever, writer-ly script. I've definitely seen worse.
***END SPOILERS***
   39. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:14 PM (#3599218)
It isn't emotionally involving, but none of Nolan's movies are.


Memento wasn't emotionally involving? Are you made of stone?
   40. Lassus Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:17 PM (#3599221)
Maybe it was him, maybe it was the writing, but I cared in Shutter Island and I didn't care here.

I cared more here, because they blissfully avoided almost entirely the IS IT REAL OR IS IT ALL FAKE annoyance that plagued the entirety of Shutter Island. That alone makes my opinion of this film higher than normal. (I would also say that it was a great, significantly above-average film that wasn't quite by my opinion to a "brilliant" level. Why is the Chemist doing something so important as driving the damned van?)
   41. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:19 PM (#3599222)
Seems like the examples of this would be rather small. What films are you thinking?

Westside Story?

Naw, I kid! The Birds, for one. Then there are a lot of artsy/small films that I can't remember if they didn't have a score or if the score was just so small and unobtrusive I remember them now as if they didn't have a score. I prefer that for movies telling a smaller story.
   42. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:21 PM (#3599224)
if you can't tell a story in under 2 hours, you've failed.

The Best Years of Our Lives: 2 hours, 52 minutes
The Seven Samurai: 3 hours, 27 minutes
Amadeus: 2 hours, 40 minutes
Gone with the Wind: 3 hours, 58 minutes
The Godfather: 2 hours, 55 minutes
Pulp Fiction: 2 hours, 34 minutes
Children of Paradise: 3 hours, 10 minutes
Once Upon a Time in the West: 2 hours, 45 minutes
Goodfellas: 2 hours, 26 minutes
   43. Ray (RDP) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:22 PM (#3599225)
I cared not in Shutter Island, not here.

And, again, I really like DiCaprio's acting; his performances in The Departed and Catch Me If You Can, to name two, were outstanding.
   44. Alex meets the threshold for granular review Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:23 PM (#3599226)
The Best Years of Our Lives: 2 hours, 52 minutes
The Seven Samurai: 3 hours, 27 minutes
Amadeus: 2 hours, 40 minutes
Gone with the Wind: 3 hours, 58 minutes
The Godfather: 2 hours, 55 minutes
Pulp Fiction: 2 hours, 34 minutes
Children of Paradise: 3 hours, 10 minutes
Once Upon a Time in the West: 2 hours, 45 minutes
Goodfellas: 2 hours, 26 minutes


Sátántangó: 7 hours, 12 minutes.

(And amazing, but I doubt most would agree with me.)
   45. The Good Face Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:28 PM (#3599233)
Maybe it was him, maybe it was the writing, but I cared in Shutter Island and I didn't care here.


Not sure that I really cared a great deal about Leo's character in either movie, but Shutter Island was awful. Butchered by a director who wrapped everything up in a neat little package and handed it to an audience he assumed was too stupid to handle or appreciate ambiguity or uncertainty. Maybe he was right in that assumption, but it's not like Shutter Island was a blockbuster as it stands. Should have taken a chance and made something memorable.

Essentially, the movie was full of itself.


It insists upon itself?
   46. Ray (RDP) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:29 PM (#3599234)
#42, you're citing Gone With The Wind and Once Upon A Time, two of the most overrated movies ever? GWTW was boring; Once Upon A Time was just plain bad. Certainly they didn't need 2 hours 45 minutes to show us a bad movie.

Some of the others were great, but needlessly long. Godfather, for example, could have snipped most of the Sicily scene. And there was plenty to snip in Pulp Fiction and Goodfellas. Though all three of these movies are among my favorites, so I suppose I should amend my "failed" language.
   47. hokieneer Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:29 PM (#3599235)
I felt DiCaprio *SPOILER ALERT* played a similar character in Shutter Island and was much more convincing.

I think Leo played a much better & convincing character in Shutter Island, but the movie was not as good. I'm not sure if Shutter Island was a terrible idea, or just poorly executed, but the "twist" could be seen from the first 10-15 min of the movie.

As far as movies with terrible scores, I hated the score in There Will Be Blood. The movie and Day Lewis were phenomenal, but the score was very obtrusive.
   48. Jim (jimmuscomp) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:30 PM (#3599236)
I'm not sure I agree here. What about it made it awful, to your ears? I do think it was engineered poorly, however, a bit over-the-top. And as long as we're talking scores, let's talk one more sci-fi one, John Murphy's from Sunshine. Thoughts?


Awful was probably too strong. Here is what I wrote in a FB discussion with some students and a friend who composes for TV/Film...

I mean, there are some AMAZINGLY small moments and quiet opportunities in that movie for some really great writing. He friggin' plowed right through them. It took me out of the movie at least three times.

I am not a big movie music guy - I don't spend too much time analyzing film scores, or underscoring, but this one missed on some of the emotional opportunities that the images presented. And it's even more annoying in a movie that does a great job of being innovative, imaginative and interesting.


Those are my words - I've only seen it once and generally liked all of the action scenes - but just felt like some of the small parts of the movie could have been done with more subtlety. The ending scene - trying to avoid spoilers - is much more poignant that the music allows. The action themes are still pounding away.

I'll see it again and have a better opinion - but I was conscious of the music not connecting to the images a few times - it was always centered around the quiet times of the movie.

I'll check out that Murphy score - I don't know it...
   49. bunyon Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:31 PM (#3599238)
Essentially, the movie was full of itself.

True. Everything in the movie was of the movie. There was nothing in the movie that wasn't of the movie. Anything that might have been without, once shown, was suddenly in. The movie was just the movie and nothing but the movie.
   50. dave h Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:32 PM (#3599240)
I guess that list makes its point - just about everyone will find something on there that they liked. There are definitely a few on there that I disliked, and in part because they were so freaking long.
   51. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:34 PM (#3599244)
Essentially, the movie was full of itself.


It insists upon itself?


I enjoyed The Money Pit.

I love the tv/movie threads Ray participates in as he slowly makes everyone nuts.
   52. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:40 PM (#3599249)
Metropolis, restored cut: 2 hours, 25 minutes
Chinatown: 2 hours, 10 minutes

This is fun!
   53. zenbitz Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:42 PM (#3599251)
*** spoilers ***

The reason the dream worlds aren't dreamy is because they have the dream like quality that they SEEM real while you are in them. In a regular movie dream sequence, you make it "dreamy" to contrast from the real world... But in Inception ALL the worlds are dreamworlds, so they are most equally realistic (except maybe limbo, which is the world you enter when you realoize you are dreaming but cannot wake up??)
   54. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:42 PM (#3599252)
And amazing, but I doubt most would agree with me.


Couldn't get past the cat scene. Sorry.
   55. Sheer Tim Foli Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:42 PM (#3599253)
Some of the others were great, but needlessly long. Godfather, for example, could have snipped most of the Sicily scene. And there was plenty to snip in Pulp Fiction and Goodfellas.

Too many notes?
   56. Home Run Teal & Black Black Black Gone! Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:43 PM (#3599255)
I'm with the consensus here. Really good movie in a pure plot & fun kind of way. Nothing transcendent or exceptional, but that's no crime.

I think Toy Story 3 would have been better if SPOILER they would have been destroyed in the furnace. That was the perfect ending, if not the friendly-to-children one (so I get why it wasn't). They had come to terms with their mortality and would be going out in the presence of true friends.

I mean, they'll all perish one day. I'm not happier knowing that they'll probably be picked off one by one as time wears on.
   57. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:46 PM (#3599257)
Point/Counterpoint re: Long Movies:

The Deer Hunter. Great the way it is, could be better if trimmed a bit, or both? And why?
   58. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:51 PM (#3599261)
I think Toy Story 3 would have been better if SPOILER they would have been destroyed in the furnace. That was the perfect ending, if not the friendly-to-children one (so I get why it wasn't). They had come to terms with their mortality and would be going out in the presence of true friends.

I agree, but that would have been the ballsiest movie ending ever. It would have blown the end of Ol' Yeller out of the water for making children cry hysterically. I imagine there would have been lawsuits and angry, frumpy women screaming at the top of their lungs on the various cable news programs.
   59. Every Inge Counts Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:56 PM (#3599263)
I was thinking that they were going to end at the furnace scene during Toy Story 3. Thinking the same thing as well, that would be that ballsy to end the movie with the beloved toys going out in a fiery death. Alas it did not (and I still liked the way it ended).

Speaking of people who do not know when to end a movie...Steven freaking Spielberg (and off the top of my head, Minority Report).
   60. Accent Shallow Posted: July 26, 2010 at 03:58 PM (#3599266)
The Deer Hunter. Great the way it is, could be better if trimmed a bit, or both? And why?

If it is trimmed, does Heaven's Gate happen?
   61. Home Run Teal & Black Black Black Gone! Posted: July 26, 2010 at 04:00 PM (#3599267)
I was thinking that they were going to end at the furnace scene during Toy Story 3. Thinking the same thing as well, that would be that ballsy to end the movie with the beloved toys going out in a fiery death. Alas it did not (and I still liked the way it ended).


Oh, sure on both counts. But there's something beautiful on going out both accomplished and resigned. It would have been the most dignified combustion ever. The anti-Hindenburg.
   62. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 04:06 PM (#3599273)
If it is trimmed, does Heaven's Gate happen?


Hard to say. Cimino still went crazy when they tried to have him film Footloose, so probably.
   63. Gamingboy Posted: July 26, 2010 at 04:10 PM (#3599275)
I liked Inception. A lot. Yes, there are some plotholes that nag and deus ex machinas that drive you crazy, but it is, in the end, a great movie because it is one of those movies that has layers and layers on it and still manages to be entertaining.
   64. Tulo's Fishy Mullet (mrams) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 04:12 PM (#3599279)
It seems as if this is as good a place as any to drop this: A woman who lives about a mile away from us in a huge $2+ MM house died last week. I was taking my babysitter home on Friday night and I learn that this spinster had a replica (to scale) model of a set from Stargate in her basement. I hope to God there is an estate sale.
   65. Best Regards, Larry M. Posted: July 26, 2010 at 04:12 PM (#3599280)
Yesterday it was in the upper 90s for most of the afternoon, and then in the 6th inning the storm came through and a 40mph wind started blowing right into the press box, directly into our faces.

It was probably the greatest moment of my life.
   66. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: July 26, 2010 at 04:17 PM (#3599282)
It was probably the greatest moment of my life.

Had you just ripped one?
   67. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 04:17 PM (#3599283)
Speaking of people who do not know when to end a movie...Steven freaking Spielberg (and off the top of my head, Minority Report).


Minority Report is so much better if you assume that everything that happens after Cruise being put in mind jail is one of the wish-fulfillment dreams/visions that they talk about people in mind jail having earlier in the film.

It also solves the question of how he got his original eyes back when they show him accidentally dropping one into the sewer. And the trite ending with everything resolved becomes instead a brilliant skewering of the trope.
   68. Ray (RDP) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 04:23 PM (#3599287)
Saw Cyrus recently, some humorous moments but overall not all that great.

Though I see what Costanza saw in Marisa Tomei.
   69. Long John McCaine Mutiny on the Bounty (scott) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 04:23 PM (#3599289)
Toy Story 3 was crazygonuts good, and I say that as someone who never really loved the first two of the series. I also thought it was going to end at the furnace, which just goes to show how well the movie was made that you could even countenance that possibility in a kids movie.

Inception was a good movie that tried to do too much. It tried to be a psychological thriller, a mind screw, and a summer blockbuster all rolled into one. It couldn't quite pull it all off seamlessly. I think the thing that bothered me most is that the weaponized subconsciousness attended the Stormtrooper Academy of Marksmanship while people who had little obvious shooting or driving skills in real life were crack shots and wheelmen.
   70. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: July 26, 2010 at 04:27 PM (#3599292)
Re: Ray, #46--
I was listing a variety of genres so that everyone would (likely) see one or more "overlong" movies they appreciated. As indeed you did.

Ray, #43: And, again, I really like DiCaprio's acting; his performances in The Departed and Catch Me If You Can, to name two, were outstanding.

The Departed: 2 hours, 31 minutes
Catch Me If You Can: 2 hours, 21 minutes
   71. Every Inge Counts Posted: July 26, 2010 at 04:27 PM (#3599291)
Agreed about Cyrus, funny at times (especially John C. Reily's reactions to the Jonah Hill/Tomei relationship), but more OK than good.
   72. Petuniaviles Posted: July 26, 2010 at 04:27 PM (#3599293)
And at the end of the movie, he gets what he wants and everybody goes home, with no real scars or conseqences. There's no catharsis there (unless you assume that he's still in a dream, in which case it's an inadequate price).

re [38] - could one make the case that he earns redemption for himself by staying behind and giving Juno the kick so she can rejoin the real world, then (inexplicably and off-panel) finding a way to navigate himself down another level to face down his own demons and rescue Watanabe?
   73. Sam Hutcheson is the Rickey Henderson of... Posted: July 26, 2010 at 04:43 PM (#3599300)
I thought Inception was entertaining and creative, but not mind-bending. I'm open to other people having their own opinions, but this statement is simply wrong:

Too convoluted and sucky to be any good. We left before it was half over.


There was nothing "convoluted" about Inception. It walked you straight down the line, thorugh plot levels, with hand-holding bordering on the childish. If you couldn't follow the action and story of Inception you are probably brain damaged or something. It's your standard game "level 1, level 2, level 3, big boss level" construct.
   74. Melo's Love Handles (NJ) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 04:48 PM (#3599303)
Agreed about Cyrus, funny at times (especially John C. Reily's reactions to the Jonah Hill/Tomei relationship), but more OK than good.

Felt the same way.
   75. Bob Dernier Cri Posted: July 26, 2010 at 04:49 PM (#3599305)
he earns redemption for himself by staying behind and giving Juno the kick

Worked for me. I think that's surely the intention.

do not know when to end a movie

The Nolan film that won't end is The Prestige. Maybe shorter than Inception, but completely exhausting.
   76. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 04:50 PM (#3599306)
could one make the case that he earns redemption for himself by staying behind and giving Juno the kick so she can rejoin the real world, then (inexplicably and off-panel) finding a way to navigate himself down another level to face down his own demons and rescue Watanabe?


I think he went after Watanabe because if he didn't, Watanabe wasn't going to be able to phone the authorities and keep him from getting arrested. As such, it seems like he was continuing to act out of selfishness rather than paying a karmic debt.

I mean, cripes. He didn't even kill his own wife-projection! He let the intern do it for him instead!
   77. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: July 26, 2010 at 04:51 PM (#3599310)
The Nolan film that won't end is The Prestige. Maybe shorter than Inception, but completely exhausting.

That movie is ####### great.
   78. Sam Hutcheson is the Rickey Henderson of... Posted: July 26, 2010 at 04:55 PM (#3599313)
That movie is ####### great.


It sucks compared to the book.
   79. Johnny Sycophant-Laden Fora Posted: July 26, 2010 at 04:56 PM (#3599314)
There was nothing "convoluted" about Inception. It walked you straight down the line, thorugh plot levels, with hand-holding bordering on the childish. If you couldn't follow the action and story of Inception you are probably brain damaged or something.


Haven't seen Inception, but generally I've noticed that films derided as convoluted or overly complex generally fall into two types:

1: They were not convoluted or "complex"- the reviewer is moron.
2: The film is not convoluted or complex- the film simply lacks any internal consistency because the filmmakers were idiots- in which case a reviewer might actually be trying to be kind when he says the film is convoluted- he's saying that ok it might make sense if you untie everything...
   80. Melo's Love Handles (NJ) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 04:57 PM (#3599316)
The Nolan film that won't end is The Prestige. Maybe shorter than Inception, but completely exhausting.

Lies.

That movie is ####### great.

QFT.
   81. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 04:58 PM (#3599318)
Haven't seen Inception, but generally I've noticed that films derided as convoluted or overly complex generally fall into two types:

1: They were not convoluted or "complex"- the reviewer is moron.
2: The film is not convoluted or complex- the film simply lacks any internal consistency because the filmmakers were idiots- in which case a reviewer might actually be trying to be kind when he says the film is convoluted- he's saying that ok it might make sense if you untie everything...


3: The film is Primer.

Yeah, I liked it, but "convoluted"/"complex" is absolutely a fair cop there.
   82. ?Donde esta Dagoberto Campaneris? Posted: July 26, 2010 at 05:01 PM (#3599325)
Too many notes?

Nice work- particularly on a Monday morning.
   83. Ray (RDP) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 05:07 PM (#3599330)
There was nothing "convoluted" about Inception. It walked you straight down the line, thorugh plot levels, with hand-holding bordering on the childish. If you couldn't follow the action and story of Inception you are probably brain damaged or something.


Sam, I guess I need to challenge you to a fistfight now.
   84. Davo Malvolio Posted: July 26, 2010 at 05:11 PM (#3599333)
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I haven't seen Inception, but I did enjoy the source material - the episode of Spongebob where the title character entered the dreams of the other denizens of Bikini Bottom.


The actual source material was the episode of "House" where Dr House gets shot by Moriarty.*

* The scene in "Inception" where Leo and Ellen Page are dreaming at the French bistro was straight from "House," including the Brechtian/metafictional reveal.

House is going over the case with his team from his bed in the ICU. He says they need to go down to the lab to run some more tests. The very next shot is of them walking down the stairs to get to the lab. As they're walking, House pauses and says, "How did I get here? I was in the ICU, and then I was coming down these stairs with you guys. What happened in between? I don’t remember how I got here." And that's how he realizes he's dreaming/hallucinating.

I think it's a cool trick--having the character talk about the artificial necessities of film to realize the artificial nature of his own existence. It's less subtle than the scene in "Persona" where, in the middle of the scene, the camera cuts back to the crew who is filming it...but still. I like seeing French New Wave sensibilities in my pop tv shows and summer sci-fi blockbusters. ;)
   85. Sam Hutcheson is the Rickey Henderson of... Posted: July 26, 2010 at 05:12 PM (#3599335)
3: The film is Primer.


Now this is QFT. Primer is extremely convoluted and complex, to the point where the characters have no idea what's going on at the end. That's what makes it such a great time travel movie.

Sam, I guess I need to challenge you to a fistfight now.


No, just stop saying things that are actually quite simple are "convoluted" or "complex." To put it another way, at what point in the plot of Inception did you get so confused as to lose the line of "reality?"

I don't need you to like the film, or even have enjoyed it. The world needs fans of "Next Friday" too. But to say you didn't like it due to a complexity that wasn't really there suggests you never even bothered to try.
   86. Bitter Mouse Posted: July 26, 2010 at 05:21 PM (#3599339)
Memento wasn't emotionally involving? Are you made of stone?


Sorry for the delay, I had work to do. Anyway it was not very emotionally involving for me because all of the characters are ... not good people in very strong ways. I don't mean flawed, I mean really crappy humans. Sure the wife bit (seems a theme with Nolan) was very intense and was involving at the time, but by the end of the movie it was an almost pure intellectual enjoyment for me.

Don't get me wrong I love his movies (Dark Knight is my favorite, but I have enjoyed them all), but then are not very emotionally involving for me. But yeah I am kind of analytical, so maybe a bit made of stone.
---
It seems as if this is as good a place as any to drop this: A woman who lives about a mile away from us in a huge $2+ MM house died last week. I was taking my babysitter home on Friday night and I learn that this spinster had a replica (to scale) model of a set from Stargate in her basement. I hope to God there is an estate sale.


I am jealous. Filled with envy. That is so awesome. May you be blessed with an estate sale completely populated by others who can not see the light.
--

Too many notes. Very nice!
   87. Eddo Posted: July 26, 2010 at 05:31 PM (#3599351)
Sorry for the delay, I had work to do. Anyway it was not very emotionally involving for me because all of the characters are ... not good people in very strong ways. I don't mean flawed, I mean really crappy humans. Sure the wife bit (seems a theme with Nolan) was very intense and was involving at the time, but by the end of the movie it was an almost pure intellectual enjoyment for me.

Don't get me wrong I love his movies (Dark Knight is my favorite, but I have enjoyed them all), but then are not very emotionally involving for me. But yeah I am kind of analytical, so maybe a bit made of stone.

Actually, I agree with a lot of this. Nolan is my favorite working director, and I generally enjoy movies much more when I'm emotionally involved. And Memento is one of my favorite movies.

However, I never really felt emotionally connected to Leonard.

I did get an emotional connection to DiCaprio's character in Inception. And both main characters in The Prestige. Memento connects on an analytical and intellectual level for me, though, not an emotional one.
   88. snapper (history's 42nd greatest monster) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 05:34 PM (#3599354)
I must be even more of a pre-maturely old-fogey than Ray, b/c I am shocked you guys have so much passion for modern movies.

19 out of 20 times my wife and I decide to go to the movies we can't find anything even remotely worth seeing, and we end up watching something from the 40's or 50's from NetFlix.

Whenever we end up watching one of the "acclaimed" movies (Oscar winners and nominees), more times than not it's awful, and when I like them, they're OK, not great.
   89. Los Angeles El Hombre of Anaheim Posted: July 26, 2010 at 05:35 PM (#3599355)
The Nolan film that won't end is The Prestige. Maybe shorter than Inception, but completely exhausting.

That movie is ####### great.

It sucks compared to the book.
The book is very different from the movie. Hopefully without spoiling too much, the movie is more a mystery thriller, while book is more a ghost story thriller. Both are great, but they end up telling very different stories.
   90. Ray (RDP) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 05:36 PM (#3599360)
No, just stop saying things that are actually quite simple are "convoluted" or "complex." To put it another way, at what point in the plot of Inception did you get so confused as to lose the line of "reality?"


It's tough to say; the film put me to sleep before I had a chance to consciously lose the reality line. By the time I woke up, I had lost it.
   91. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: July 26, 2010 at 05:46 PM (#3599371)
It's tough to say; the film put me to sleep before I had a chance to consciously lose the reality line. By the time I woke up, I had lost it.

Maybe you just dreamed that the movie sucked.
   92. Los Angeles El Hombre of Anaheim Posted: July 26, 2010 at 05:52 PM (#3599377)
It's tough to say; the film put me to sleep before I had a chance to consciously lose the reality line. By the time I woke up, I had lost it.
Wait, you fell asleep in the middle of the movie, missed a big chunk of the plot, and now you're complaining that you don't get it? That's almost hard to believe.
   93. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: July 26, 2010 at 05:54 PM (#3599379)
Whenever we end up watching one of the "acclaimed" movies (Oscar winners and nominees), more times than not it's awful, and when I like them, they're OK, not great.

They are awful, snapper. I don't care if this sounds douchey or not, but I think the French make better films than we do. Or, we make better spectacles, but they make better character driven or idea driven films. So, for me, the trick is to not limit myself to American movies. (Of course I'm oversimplifying here, but I think it's a good rule of thumb. American movies are made for teenagers and French movies for adults.)
   94. Ray (RDP) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 05:55 PM (#3599381)
I'm not complaining that I didn't get it, but that it sucked.
   95. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 05:55 PM (#3599382)
Anyway it was not very emotionally involving for me because all of the characters are ... not good people in very strong ways. I don't mean flawed, I mean really crappy humans.


Personally, I felt more and more emotionally connected to Leonard (and everyone else) as the movie went along, and he became (like all the other characters) progressively less innocent and more self-serving. I agree that they're mostly a group of really crappy people doing selfish things to take advantage of Leonard, but for me, that made them easier to understand and empathize with. Natalie loved a bad person, and the fact that he made money doing bad things didn't make her love him any less. Her grief and redirected rage were totally genuine and totally understandable for anyone who's ever been in that kind of relationship. Teddy started out trying to help Leonard because he felt sorry for him and nobody else would, and he got sucked into this never-ending cascade of drama and constant petty inconveniences, and eventually he got fed up with dealing with it (it never stopped, even after the killed the guy!) and started making morally compromised choices out of long-term irritation. Who hasn't been there? That's Family 101. And the way that Leonard was willing to lie to himself in order to see himself as the kind of person that he wanted to be, even to the point of basically setting Teddy up to be killed over what was basically a fit of pique? That made him the most human as all.

Bad people casually doing bad things to each other out of quiet desperation is the essence of not only film noir, but also a lot of day-to-day life. Or that's how I see it, anyway.
   96. Bob Dernier Cri Posted: July 26, 2010 at 05:55 PM (#3599384)
The first couple of reels of Inception would make crystal-clear sense on a second viewing. And frankly, I was glad that they just let the plot take off instead of explaining everything in advance. Nothing is worse than a speculative fiction with too much exposition, especially too much at the beginning or end. (Think of the first Matrix, good movie: exposition, like Inception, is in the middle. Second Matrix, bad movie, exposition delivered in mind-numbing lecture at the end.)

Another thing I liked about Inception is that the gadgetry was just sort of shown to you, not made a fetish of. Apparently there's this device with a plunger in the middle of it that starts everyone dreaming. Nobody bothers to explain it because it's a Ghostbusters machine to start with; who cares? They just push the plunger and enjoy the results.

Now I must go back to chasing those #### kids off my lawn.
   97. Bob Dernier Cri Posted: July 26, 2010 at 05:57 PM (#3599386)
I think the French make better films than we do

They make good thrillers and good melodramas, but you know the famous definition of a French sex comedy: a movie that is neither sexy nor funny.
   98. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 05:57 PM (#3599387)
19 out of 20 times my wife and I decide to go to the movies we can't find anything even remotely worth seeing, and we end up watching something from the 40's or 50's from NetFlix.


Are you still interested in modern films, even if you don't like them? Maybe we can suggest something with that kind of sensibility. What are some '40s/'50s movies that you like?
   99. Ray (RDP) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 05:57 PM (#3599388)
Snapper, to make clear my position on older films, I think American movie-making really doesn't start to get good until the late '60s or so.
   100. Tulo's Fishy Mullet (mrams) Posted: July 26, 2010 at 05:58 PM (#3599391)
It seems as if this is as good a place as any to drop this: A woman who lives about a mile away from us in a huge $2+ MM house died last week. I was taking my babysitter home on Friday night and I learn that this spinster had a replica (to scale) model of a set from Stargate in her basement. I hope to God there is an estate sale.


I am jealous. Filled with envy. That is so awesome. May you be blessed with an estate sale completely populated by others who can not see the light.--


This house is across the street from my in-laws, so I'm in the know in terms of what's going on with this lady's house. Apparently, she also has a giant safe in the basement. She's an heirless child of a couple who had massive $$$ from a career w/ Eli Lilly. My babysitter has actually seen this Stargate set, and said it is big and incredibly elaborate.
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