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Tuesday, June 02, 2009

SoccerLens: The 15 Greatest Sports Cheats of All Time

There are three baseball entries in the list.  Before you look at it, see if you can name the three.  One of them is a decent surprise, when you’re talking about the biggest cheaters ever.  I wouldn’t expect his name to come up for the average person.

7. 1919 Black Sox

The 1919 Black Sox scandal is probably the most famous example of athletes throwing a contest of all time. The 1919 World Series pitted the heavily favored Chicaco White Sox against the Cincinnati Reds. Rumors of the series being fixes were rampant even before things got underway, which caused an influx of money to come in betting for the Reds. The rumors were true, and eight members of the White Sox conspired to throw the series, led by first baseman Arnold “Chick” Gandil. All eight players were eventually banned for life, which had the effect of making Shoeless Joe Jackson, one of the greatest players in baseball history, ineligible for the Hall of Fame.

Somewhat surprising fact: The players were motivated to throw the series in part because they hated White Sox owner Charles Comiskey, a legendarily cheap SOB made their players pay for their own laundry, inevitably causing dirty uniforms and the nickname of “Black Sox” which existed well before the throwing of the World Series. So the next time you feel compelled to complain about escalating athlete salaries remember that they are helping to ensure games are fair and on the level, since there’s no monetary motivation to take a fall.

That one’s the gimme.  I don’t know if that really counts as ‘cheating’, per se, I think the word has an implication that you’re trying to do better, but whatever.  That said, doesn’t that have to be higher than #7?  And off-topic, where’s the Russian Olympic basketball team?

Jeff K. Posted: June 02, 2009 at 11:05 PM | 85 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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   1. Ray (RDP) Posted: June 03, 2009 at 12:44 AM (#3204182)
No baseball players are listed for steroids?

Disappointing.

I was all set to feign moral outrage.
   2. Backlasher Posted: June 03, 2009 at 01:01 AM (#3204249)
One of them is a decent surprise, when you’re talking about the biggest cheaters ever.

I don't think they are saying that [redacted as I presume you didn't name names to have people RTFA] is one of the biggest cheaters ever. I think they are calling the event one of the biggest cheats ever because of the absudity of what happened when he got caught.

Likewise, I don't think they are saying Maradona is the biggest cheat in the history of the world, its just that the Hand of God was both important and blatant.

And off-topic, where’s the Russian Olympic basketball team?

I just think they don't watch much hoops. If so, I'd also think that Donaghy.
   3. Walt Davis Posted: June 03, 2009 at 01:07 AM (#3204269)
If you're counting #7 as cheating then #9 is also pretty lowly ranked.

#5 doesn't seem like cheating to me ... and certainly not enough to be #5 and it clearly seems less cheating than #9 (which is essentially the same accusation). I would have thought #14 and #12 would have been higher for both "degree of cheating" and notoriety reasons.
   4. I Love LA (OFF) Posted: June 03, 2009 at 01:11 AM (#3204277)
Maradooooooo Maradooooo
   5. Walt Davis Posted: June 03, 2009 at 01:14 AM (#3204286)
and, ahem, Soviet olympic basketball. And did they cheat or did the refs cheat? Or was it all really a giant clusterf***? (I assume we're talking 72 olympics right?)
   6. Backlasher Posted: June 03, 2009 at 01:22 AM (#3204309)
And did they cheat or did the refs cheat? Or was it all really a giant clusterf***?

The same criteria that was used to put the Olympic Figure skating fix should be able to be used to be able to qualify the '72 incident. I just don't think they wanted to put 15 Biggest Cheats, Clusterfukcs, and Incidents of Duchebaggery in the title.
   7. Rough Carrigan Posted: June 03, 2009 at 01:26 AM (#3204318)
I guess Graig Nettles and his bat full of super balls was too small a matter to make the cut. Too bad.

Regarding Belichick, the irony of all the furor is that you could have the same camera man virtually anywhere else in the stadium and it would not be against the rules.
   8. Bitter Calculus Instructor Posted: June 03, 2009 at 01:51 AM (#3204378)
I don't really see how the Black Sox cheated; rather, they threw the game.

Also, the "Hand of God" should not be number 1. The player committed a penalty in the course of a game and it didn't get called. There wasn't deliberate deceit like some of the other ones.
   9. Jolly Old St. Neck Wound, Moral Idiot Posted: June 03, 2009 at 01:59 AM (#3204402)
You can argue about the order or the omissions or the curiosities (Niekro's scuffing and Olympics steroids but no baseball juicers? Whatever.), but that's nevertheless a most entertaining list. I still have a soft spot in my heart for Rosie Ruiz, and whenever Tonya Harding's name is brought up I always smile as I remember The Real Battle of the Century.
   10. Jose Can You Seabiscuit Posted: June 03, 2009 at 02:00 AM (#3204404)
I'm just sayin' that based on the photograph accompanying #9...no one suspected? Really?
   11. Rich Rifkin Posted: June 03, 2009 at 02:26 AM (#3204467)
The 2000 Paralympics saw the basketball team from Spain take the gold medal in the “intellectual disability” category. ... It turned out that ten of the twelve players on the Spain basketball team were perfectly normal.
Pedro Guerrero was miffed over the gall of the Spaniards.
   12. fra paolo Posted: June 03, 2009 at 02:26 AM (#3204468)
Watching that clip of Maradona's goal, the English defence was in complete disarray there, with three guys chasing the man with the ball and no-one picking up one of the world's best forwards as he ran towards the penalty area. IN fact, they left about three Argentines unmarked, Maradona and two to his left. They deserved what they got.
   13. Random Transaction Generator Posted: June 03, 2009 at 02:30 AM (#3204473)
Not mentioned in the #5 (Stella Walsh) story is how the Polish Olympic team accused Helen Stephens (an American competitor who beat Walsh in the 1936 Olympics) of being a man, and forced her to undergo genitalia examination to prove she was a woman!
   14. Rich Rifkin Posted: June 03, 2009 at 02:47 AM (#3204487)
I used to think, say 20 years ago when Martina Navritilova was at her best, that "mannish" women would end up dominating all women's sports. However, that has not really proven to be the case. In the most prominent women's sports, tennis, golf and basketball*, there are not many athletes at all who look to have an excessive amount of testosterone.

*I know the joke is that the women of the WNBA are ugly. However, if you look over the pictures of all of the players, they are on the whole normal looking women, labeit much taller and broader. A few are pretty and a few are ugly. But the distribution in that regard does not seem much different to me than with male athletes. What I find interesting -- in a good way -- is how many pretty girls there are at the top of the tennis rankings. I'm not sure why that is. Maybe it's just that I have a preference for Eastern Euros.
   15. Swoboda is freedom Posted: June 03, 2009 at 02:59 AM (#3204497)
Also, no mention on the East German women swimming team. They were all on steroids.
   16. Jeff K. Posted: June 03, 2009 at 03:03 AM (#3204498)
is how many pretty girls there are at the top of the tennis rankings. I'm not sure why that is.

1) Girls who play tennis are generally rich, or at least well to do
2) Girls who play tennis are generally in their late teens and early 20s
3) Girls who play tennis are in good shape

That's a long way towards explaining why.
   17. Boots Day Posted: June 03, 2009 at 03:52 AM (#3204529)
The Stella Walsh thing is kind of unfair. At this late date, no one knows exactly what was going on in her track shorts, but she was given a girl's name at birth and raised as a girl. Her parents thought she was more girl than boy. It's not like she decided to switch to womanhood just to succeed in the Olympics.

After Walsh died, a reporter at the Washington Post asked one of her girlhood friends if she knew what exactly Stella was, and the friend said: "It was common knowledge that she had this accident of nature. She wasn't 100 percent pure female."
   18. Ray (RDP) Posted: June 03, 2009 at 03:56 AM (#3204531)
*I know the joke is that the women of the WNBA are ugly. However, if you look over the pictures of all of the players, they are on the whole normal looking women, labeit much taller and broader.


I've been to a WNBA game. Two of the prominent fan groups are: (1) girls basketball teams and (2) lesbians.
   19. cardsfanboy Posted: June 03, 2009 at 04:12 AM (#3204539)
ok, option three involved a non-sport(sailing) and even worse it wasn't cheating, it was tactics (despicable tactic for sure but since this site is populated by lawyers I'm sure that at least 7 of them would argue it was perfectly acceptable behavior)

disgrace number 5 is a complete non-issue. (see post 17)
disgrace number 6 (nancy kerrigan) was pretty bad, but to be honest, it couldn't have happened to a worse human being in that non-sport. Nancy was prior to the attack the most despicable human in that past time, and afterwards just as bad. Not defending Tonya, but in a personality test it wasn't close you had a real person versus a typical princess entitled #####.

to me they seemed to miss a few obvious ones. and got fascinated by innuendo (Belichek one? really?)
   20. Walt Davis Posted: June 03, 2009 at 04:21 AM (#3204548)
Also, the "Hand of God" should not be number 1.

It's a soccer website. Or at least so I guess from the name "SoccerLens".

But wasn't there a big fixing scandal in one of the soccer leagues recently (Italy maybe)?
   21. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: June 03, 2009 at 04:45 AM (#3204562)
Yup. 2006 Italian football scandal.

When it comes to high-profile "eye of the beholder" cheating, the Olympics is king. Besides the '72 basketball final and the '02 skating scandal, you've got Roy Jones Jr. "losing" to a boxer who literally apologized to Jones for the decision. You've got freestyle wrestler Danny Hodge in 1956, being called for allegedly pinning himself while delivering an offensive move to his opponent, with 2 seconds left, in a match he was winning 8-1. And you've got the great 1904 marathon where the gold medal ceremony had to be halted when it turned out that the man who crossed the finish line first had ridden 11 miles in a car. Meanwhile, the genuine winner, Thomas Hicks, had stopped twice mid-race to revive himself with strychinine.
   22. Danny Posted: June 03, 2009 at 05:16 AM (#3204575)
Also, the "Hand of God" should not be number 1. The player committed a penalty in the course of a game and it didn't get called. There wasn't deliberate deceit like some of the other ones.

I don't think I'd call it cheating, but Maradona obviously deliberately deceived the refs.

I used to think, say 20 years ago when Martina Navritilova was at her best, that "mannish" women would end up dominating all women's sports. However, that has not really proven to be the case. In the most prominent women's sports, tennis, golf and basketball*, there are not many athletes at all who look to have an excessive amount of testosterone.

Did Navratilova have abnormally high levels of testosterone?
I've been to a WNBA game. Two of the prominent fan groups are: (1) girls basketball teams and (2) lesbians.

And?
   23. Jeff K. Posted: June 03, 2009 at 05:44 AM (#3204592)
Ray is either coming out as a lesbian or a middle-school girl's basketball player. Some sensitivity is in order.
   24. Baldrick Posted: June 03, 2009 at 05:51 AM (#3204596)
The thing that infuriates people the most about the Hand of God goal is that in the same game Maradona scored one of the all-time great goals (which Messi virtually replicated last year).

That someone could be so ridiculously good and still resort to scoring a goal like that...that's what made people crazy. Well, that and the fact that it was in the quarterfinals of the World Cup.
   25. Cooperstown Schtick Posted: June 03, 2009 at 05:54 AM (#3204598)
If you're going to use something like #11, which isn't far on a scale from dozens of incidents of baseball cheating, I think the one you have to pick is George Brett. The guy cheated, got caught red handed, it was widely publicized, and in the end he got away with it and won the game.
   26. I Munson'ed myself (BBF) Posted: June 03, 2009 at 06:03 AM (#3204600)
Re: #25

Randall?
   27. Obi One Kenobi Nil Posted: June 03, 2009 at 06:48 AM (#3204616)
#### Maradona
   28. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: June 03, 2009 at 07:01 AM (#3204619)
The thing that infuriates people the most about the Hand of God goal is that in the same game Maradona scored one of the all-time great goals (which Messi virtually replicated last year).

It's not the same level of competition, but here's a similar 1-on-6 beauty from George Best. Less distance traversed, more fancy footwork.
   29. gay guy in cut-offs smoking the objective pipe Posted: June 03, 2009 at 07:15 AM (#3204624)
How can you not list Gaylord Perry in the baseball category? I'd put him in before Niekro, I think.
   30. rfloh Posted: June 03, 2009 at 07:29 AM (#3204626)
Did Navratilova have abnormally high levels of testosterone?


She is openly lesbian. And because she has also committed herself to physical conditioning, and doesn't look like a stick thin actress, she is a "mannish" woman. Whereas sweet girl next door Chris Evert was oh so delightfully girlish.

The irony of that is, if you compare pictures of Navratilova with female tennis players nowadays, she is less "mannish" than many of the current players. Many of the current players are considerably more muscular.
   31. Los Angeles El Hombre of Anaheim Posted: June 03, 2009 at 07:38 AM (#3204628)
And because she has also committed herself to physical conditioning, and doesn't look like a stick thin actress, she is a "mannish" woman.
It's not her physique, it's her face. She's got that sharp nose and those hard Eastern European angles in spades. I always thought she looked like Ivan Lendl.

I like that the Eastern Euros on the tour now look more like Ana Ivanovic. Mmmm.
   32. rfloh Posted: June 03, 2009 at 07:39 AM (#3204630)

#5 doesn't seem like cheating to me ... and certainly not enough to be #5


Listing Stella Walsh as the #5 greatest sports cheat of all time is ridiculous. Should not even be more the list.
   33. rfloh Posted: June 03, 2009 at 07:44 AM (#3204631)
It's not her physique, it's her face. She's got that sharp nose and those hard Eastern European angles in spades. I always thought she looked like Ivan Lendl.

I like that the Eastern Euros on the tour now look more like Ana Ivanovic. Mmmm.


Hard facial angles are more prominent if you are lean and carry (much) less body fat. Lendl was also known for being devoted to fitness, incidentally.

Dinara Safina doesn't look like Ivanovic at all. Nor Svetlana Kuznetsova. Kuznetsova reminds me a bit of Navratilova, facially.
   34. rfloh Posted: June 03, 2009 at 07:47 AM (#3204634)
It's not her physique, it's her face. She's got that sharp nose and those hard Eastern European angles in spades. I always thought she looked like Ivan Lendl.

I like that the Eastern Euros on the tour now look more like Ana Ivanovic. Mmmm.


It's an ENGLISH soccer website. The English still haven't gotten over that goal.
   35. Jeff K. Posted: June 03, 2009 at 08:37 AM (#3204641)
Just so we're all clear on this point, I saw this link elsewhere. I have not, do not, and would not visit a soccer website (other than to read this article) or in any way voluntarily associate myself with soccer.
   36. AJM Posted: June 03, 2009 at 10:18 AM (#3204649)
That list sucks.
   37. CFiJ Posted: June 03, 2009 at 11:04 AM (#3204654)
It's an ENGLISH soccer website.

Would any self-respecting English soccer site actually use the term "soccer"?
   38. Richard Posted: June 03, 2009 at 11:43 AM (#3204659)
Would any self-respecting English soccer site actually use the term "soccer"?

Soccerbase does, for one. All English fans call the game football, though.

Likewise, I don't think they are saying Maradona is the biggest cheat in the history of the world, its just that the Hand of God was both important and blatant.

Absolutely. The World's best player uses his hand to score a goal in the quarter final of the World's most popular sports tournament, in a game between two previous winners who had fought a war 4 years earlier. That's a big deal.

The English still haven't gotten over that goal.

No they haven't.
   39. RMc is the loyal supporter of the MLB event Posted: June 03, 2009 at 12:14 PM (#3204673)
Here's how you settle the whole '72 Olympic basketball thing:

In 2012, at the London Olympics, hold a special dinner, inviting all the surviving players of the US and USSR teams. The head of the IOC announces that the 1972 Men's Basketball Final has been vacated -- that is, as if it was never played. The USA and USSR are declared co-gold medalists, and all the players on both teams are awarded duplicate gold medals. Then, everyone observes a moment of silence for the Israeli athletes killed in Munich. (What about the old silver medals that the US refused back in '72? Sell 'em on eBay and donate the money to the Red Cross.)

Win, win, win.
   40. Jose Can You Seabiscuit Posted: June 03, 2009 at 12:29 PM (#3204676)
Maybe it's un-American of me but you settle the '72 Olympic basketball thing by shutting up and quit whining. The '72 US team is the biggest bunch of crybabies imaginable. Yes the call was ridiculous, tough. It was a one point game, I imagine that somewhere along the line in that game a bad call was made against the Soviets too. Stop blaming the officials and play some defense.
   41. AndrewJ Posted: June 03, 2009 at 12:32 PM (#3204679)
I've been to a WNBA game. Two of the prominent fan groups are: (1) girls basketball teams and (2) lesbians


Thank you for that scorching expose, Ray.
   42. AndrewJ Posted: June 03, 2009 at 12:35 PM (#3204682)
As for the 1972 Olympic basketball, my father never forgave Hank Iba for lousy coaching in the final. It should have never come down to the last few seconds to begin with.
   43. Jeff K. Posted: June 03, 2009 at 12:38 PM (#3204687)
Yes the call was ridiculous, tough.

Wait, *the* call? Are you sure you're familiar with the story?

There were *3* inbounds plays.
   44. Obi One Kenobi Nil Posted: June 03, 2009 at 12:42 PM (#3204691)
No they haven't.


I hope he takes Argentina to last place in the qualifiers the greasy coke addled beefburger *shakes fist angrily*
   45. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: June 03, 2009 at 06:46 PM (#3205165)
"coerced by the Hitler Youth into tightly binding his genitals"

And that's where the article took a wrong turn into Porntown.
   46. Rich Rifkin Posted: June 03, 2009 at 07:11 PM (#3205188)
1) Girls who play tennis are generally rich, or at least well to do*
2) Girls who play tennis are generally in their late teens and early 20s
3) Girls who play tennis are in good shape
This has been true forever. What I wonder is why the young women at the top of the tennis rankings today are so much prettier than the top players were in Navritilova's day? Was it just that Martina was ugly and the average player in her time was the same as now? If Chris Evert was the prettiest player in her time, it was not a comely time for women's tennis.

Objectively, these 10 players of today (or recently retired) are all better looking than anyone in tennis 20-40 years ago:

Maria Kirilenko; Nicole Vaidišová; Daniela Hantuchová; Ana Ivanovi?; Anna Kournikova; Martina Hingis; Maria Sharapova; Sorana Cîrstea; Séverine Brémond; and Caroline Wozniacki. It's possible there were some really pretty women in tennis who I never saw back in the day. But I am quite certain none of them compared with Ana Ivanovi?, who is model good-looking and one of the best players of this era.

*In countries with national youth tennis programs, it is not just rich girls who play. The Russians, for example, tend to come from middle class backgrounds.
   47. SoSH U at work Posted: June 03, 2009 at 07:16 PM (#3205195)
I thought Sabatini and Amanda Coetzer were pretty attractive, though there does seem to be a greater concentration now.
   48. phredbird Posted: June 03, 2009 at 07:21 PM (#3205202)
maria sharipova has them all beat. she's model pretty, imho.

it does seem like the hottest female tennis players are darn hot compared to the old days. when i was a kid, there was even a general feeling that billie jean king was kind of hot. looking back, that seems ridiculous now.
   49. bfan Posted: June 03, 2009 at 07:31 PM (#3205213)
Maria Kirilenko; Nicole Vaidišová; Daniela Hantuchová; Ana Ivanovi?; Anna Kournikova; Martina Hingis; Maria Sharapova; Sorana Cîrstea; Séverine Brémond; and Caroline Wozniacki.


The aggressive in-roads made by the russian woman has really helped the cause here; those are some really good gene pools we are dealing with. they have also pretty much taken over the super-model game as well.
   50. Ron Johnson Posted: June 03, 2009 at 07:33 PM (#3205215)
#40. It wasn't a single call (three chances to inbound -- and no technical for a coach going on to the floor. To say nothing about the decision to grant a retroactive timeout) and to me the issue is more about the officials being intimidated by the secretary-general of FIBA than anything else.
   51. Rich Rifkin Posted: June 03, 2009 at 07:39 PM (#3205221)
I thought Sabatini and Amanda Coetzer were pretty attractive, though there does seem to be a greater concentration now.
I don't think Amanda Coetzer belongs in the same discussion with, say, Maria Kirilenko, who isn't even in the top 5 for pure looks, today.

And would you actually prefer Gabriella Sabatini to, say, Ana Ivanovi? or Anna Kournikova?
   52. SoSH U at work Posted: June 03, 2009 at 07:45 PM (#3205227)
I don't think Amanda Coetzer belongs in the same discussion with, say, Maria Kirilenko, who isn't even in the top 5 for pure looks, today.

And would you actually prefer Gabriella Sabatini to, say, Ana Ivanovi? or Anna Kournikova?


I don't know Rich. It does look like some of these players are being prepped for glamour shots in a way that wasn't as common when Coetzer and Sabatini were in their primes (which, I don't think they were in either of those shots). But I'd definitely have no trouble putting Gaby and Amanda alongside the aforementioned Hingis, who is attactive but certainly not model-like.
   53. There are no words... (Met Fan Charlie) Posted: June 03, 2009 at 07:45 PM (#3205229)
Steffi Graf is easy on the eyes.
   54. Styles P. Deadball Posted: June 03, 2009 at 07:48 PM (#3205235)
billie jean king was kind of hot. looking back, that seems ridiculous now.


She was hotter than Bobby Riggs, I guess.
   55. The Good Face Posted: June 03, 2009 at 07:53 PM (#3205244)
1) Girls who play tennis are generally rich, or at least well to do
2) Girls who play tennis are generally in their late teens and early 20s
3) Girls who play tennis are in good shape


#s 2 and 3 make perfect sense, but why would rich young women be any more attractive than middle class or poor young women? Assuming same age and physical conditioning of course.
   56. Randy Jones Posted: June 03, 2009 at 07:58 PM (#3205257)
#s 2 and 3 make perfect sense, but why would rich young women be any more attractive than middle class or poor young women? Assuming same age and physical conditioning of course.


Rich men tend to marry attractive women, meaning they tend to have attractive children.
   57. Crispix Attacks Posted: June 03, 2009 at 08:00 PM (#3205259)
Randy is correct. The parents of half the student body at my prep school could be described as "car dealers and trophy wives".

I don't think all these girls from Slovakia and Belarus are from rich families though. And Rich Rifkin's failure to find Gabriela Sabbatini attractive merely reveals his biases!!!!!!!!!!
   58. The Good Face Posted: June 03, 2009 at 08:02 PM (#3205263)
Randy is correct. The parents of half the student body at my prep school could be described as "car dealers and trophy wives".


Know a lot of handsome car dealers? Other than Bud Selig of course.
   59. DCA Posted: June 03, 2009 at 08:02 PM (#3205264)
Arantxa Sanchez Vicario was my first celebrity crush.
   60. Crispix Attacks Posted: June 03, 2009 at 08:08 PM (#3205276)
Trophy wives tend to be attractive. And owners of car dealerships are of average attractiveness, or maybe above average because confidence leads to success in such fields. This isn't obvious to you?

Also, poor people are less healthy because they have worse food, more stress, more sickness...these things in children lead to them generally not growing up to look perfect.
   61. Jose Can You Seabiscuit Posted: June 03, 2009 at 08:11 PM (#3205279)
43&50;- Yes, I know the whole story. "the call" was a poor choice of words but I stand by what I said. 42's got it right.

And Gabriella Sabbatini was absolutely smokin' hot.
   62. SoSH U at work Posted: June 03, 2009 at 08:13 PM (#3205284)
but why would rich young women be any more attractive than middle class or poor young women? Assuming same age and physical conditioning of course.


It's certainly a lot easier for a person with wealth to grow up attractive. Orthodontic care, medical care, proper nutrition, etc. are all things the wealthy don't have to worry about but may not be available to folks with less money.
   63. Danny Posted: June 03, 2009 at 08:13 PM (#3205286)
#s 2 and 3 make perfect sense, but why would rich young women be any more attractive than middle class or poor young women? Assuming same age and physical conditioning of course.

Poverty makes it tougher to eat healthy and stay fit.
   64. Rich Rifkin Posted: June 03, 2009 at 08:16 PM (#3205289)
And Rich Rifkin's failure to find Gabriela Sabbatini attractive merely reveals his biases!!!!!!!!!!
Holy idiotic exclamation marks. What the eff did you stuff up your clogged anus, Crispy? I never said Sabatini was unattractive. I did not "fail to find her attractive." I simply said she was not as good looking as Ana or Anna. It's pathetic you have to take a personal shot at me for that.
   65. The Good Face Posted: June 03, 2009 at 08:20 PM (#3205297)
Poverty makes it tougher to eat healthy and stay fit.


Assuming same age and physical conditioning of course.


We're not talking about refugee camp kids in Sudan vs. the cast of 90210 here.
   66. SoSH U at work Posted: June 03, 2009 at 08:21 PM (#3205298)
Holy idiotic exclamation marks. What the eff did you stuff up your clogged anus, Crispy? I never said Sabatini was unattractive. I did not "fail to find her attractive." I simply said she was not as good looking as Ana or Anna. It's pathetic you have to take a personal shot at me for that.


Take it easy there big fella...
   67. Swedish Chef Posted: June 03, 2009 at 08:31 PM (#3205309)
Would any self-respecting English soccer site actually use the term "soccer"?

Quite correct, the better kind of people would of course use "Association football", keeping it separate from Rugby Football. But since the game was infiltrated by the lower orders we have to put up with this "soccer" abomination. It is simply unacceptable!
   68. Rich Rifkin Posted: June 03, 2009 at 08:39 PM (#3205320)
Take it easy there big fella...
If someone slaps me upside the head, for no reason, as CA did, then he shouldn't be shocked when he gets his teeth knocked in. I've never ever insulted him personally. I have no idea why he thought I deserved to be attacked by name.
   69. Crispix Attacks Posted: June 03, 2009 at 08:49 PM (#3205336)
Whoa...I thought using a ludicrous number of exclamation points would indicate that that was a light-hearted remark, rather than indicating the opposite. Sorry.
   70. Danny Posted: June 03, 2009 at 08:50 PM (#3205338)
We're not talking about refugee camp kids in Sudan vs. the cast of 90210 here.

Right, but you don't need a disparity anywhere near that large to see the links between poverty and obesity/unhealthiness. It's true in the good ol' US of A.
   71. SoSH U at work Posted: June 03, 2009 at 08:52 PM (#3205340)
Whoa...I thought using a ludicrous number of exclamation points would indicate that that was a light-hearted remark, rather than indicating the opposite. Sorry.


I thought it was pretty clear you were just having a little fun Crispix, perhaps because I know you're ordinarily pretty judicious with your exclamation point usage.
   72. JPWF13 Posted: June 03, 2009 at 08:54 PM (#3205344)
Would any self-respecting English soccer site actually use the term "soccer"?


The English were the ones who came up with "soccer"-

Association Football couldn't be abbreviated to Assoc. or Ass. so it was abbreviated to socca
   73. Dizzypaco Posted: June 03, 2009 at 08:57 PM (#3205346)
The English were the ones who came up with "soccer"-

Association Football couldn't be abbreviated to Assoc. or Ass. so it was abbreviated to socca


Really? I never knew that. Its definitely the most memorable thing I've learned in a little while.
   74. Shock Posted: June 03, 2009 at 09:01 PM (#3205353)
Association Football couldn't be abbreviated to Assoc. or Ass. so it was abbreviated to socca


If that's true, it's awesome, and I never knew it.

They should have gone with "AssFoot"
   75. Rich Rifkin Posted: June 03, 2009 at 09:03 PM (#3205359)
If I took the remark incorrectly, my bad. Sorry.
   76. The Good Face Posted: June 03, 2009 at 09:08 PM (#3205366)
Right, but you don't need a disparity anywhere near that large to see the links between poverty and obesity/unhealthiness. It's true in the good ol' US of A.


Great, thanks for not talking about the actual issue. Glad I could provide a jumping off point for you to discuss poverty though.

So does anyone have any actual evidence that rich people are better looking than poor or middle class people other than, "Trophy wives, duh!"?
   77. Davo Malvolio Posted: June 03, 2009 at 09:26 PM (#3205394)
So does anyone have any actual evidence that rich people are better looking than poor or middle class people other than, "Trophy wives, duh!"?
What kind of evidence are you looking for? I mean... it seems impossible to prove.
   78. RoyalsRetro (AG#1F) Posted: June 03, 2009 at 09:28 PM (#3205395)
I'm really shocked there is only one NCAA team on there. The NCAA has been rife with cheaters over the years.
   79. RJ in TO Posted: June 03, 2009 at 09:30 PM (#3205401)
I'm really shocked there is only one NCAA team on there. The NCAA has been rife with cheaters over the years.


True, but we're talking about the 15 Greatest Sports Cheats of All Time. Most of the NCAA cheating is fairly run-of-the-mill in nature. To make this list, you need to have made a significant contribution to the field of cheating.
   80. CrosbyBird Posted: June 03, 2009 at 09:40 PM (#3205415)
Maybe it's un-American of me but you settle the '72 Olympic basketball thing by shutting up and quit whining. The '72 US team is the biggest bunch of crybabies imaginable. Yes the call was ridiculous, tough. It was a one point game, I imagine that somewhere along the line in that game a bad call was made against the Soviets too. Stop blaming the officials and play some defense.

The way you begin to settle the 1972 Olympic basketball issue is through public upside-down crucifixion of the officials, their mouths stuffed with salt, and the forced sterilization of all those genetically related within two generations. At this point, each former citizen of the Soviet Union born before the tragic event will be given a forehead tattoo noting that the American team was shamefully robbed of its rightful gold medal in 1972. Furthermore, the former Soviet states shall collectively pay a tribute in gold that is equal to the combined weight of the 1972 Olympic team for each year that has passed with this insult unaddressed.

At this point, perhaps the healing can begin.
   81. Los Angeles El Hombre of Anaheim Posted: June 03, 2009 at 09:43 PM (#3205416)
The way you begin to settle the 1972 Olympic basketball issue is through public upside-down crucifixion of the officials, their mouths stuffed with salt, and the forced sterilization of all those genetically related within two generations. At this point, each former citizen of the Soviet Union born before the tragic event will be given a forehead tattoo noting that the American team was shamefully robbed of its rightful gold medal in 1972. Furthermore, the former Soviet states shall collectively pay a tribute in gold that is equal to the combined weight of the 1972 Olympic team for each year that has passed with this insult unaddressed.

At this point, perhaps the healing can begin.
And after that, you're just going to let it go? WE WERE CHEATED!
   82. gef the talking mongoose Posted: June 03, 2009 at 09:44 PM (#3205419)

when i was a kid, there was even a general feeling that billie jean king was kind of hot.billie jean king was kind of hot. looking back, that seems ridiculous now.


Looking back, I would venture to say that her brother the MLB pitcher looked better than she did. Not that that took much.
   83. JPWF13 Posted: June 03, 2009 at 10:17 PM (#3205461)
when i was a kid, there was even a general feeling that billie jean king was kind of hot


When I was in school their was a general notion that Chris Evert was hot but that King and Navratilova were not (even before they came out of the closet)...
   84. Ray (RDP) Posted: June 04, 2009 at 12:24 AM (#3205672)
When I was in school their was a general notion that Chris Evert was hot but that King and Navratilova were not (even before they came out of the closet)...


I contend that Navratilova had a good amount of natural beauty to her, but needed a makeover to bring it out.

The John Denver glasses, for one, were not cutting it.

Nor was the John Denver hair style.
   85. ?Donde esta Dagoberto Campaneris? Posted: June 04, 2009 at 01:07 AM (#3205722)
It's the John Denver jawline that kills it for me. The hair and specs aren't great but they're really irrelevant. Chris Evert however, was hot, and she still is.

I'm most curious about 19. If I didn't know better I would guess that Ms. Kerrigan used to pick on a certain redbirds fan when he was just a little cardsfanboy. So what happened? Is there an atomic wedgie from a future Olympian story in our midst or simply an unfortunate Temporary Restraining Order? ;) Forgive me for asking, I just can't recall the last time I heard somebody that worked up about a figure skater.

Finally, I may be in a distinct minority but I don't think we've heard the last of the Bellichek scandal, not by a long shot.
   86. Rich Rifkin Posted: June 04, 2009 at 01:18 AM (#3205743)
I contend that Navratilova had a good amount of natural beauty to her, but needed a makeover to bring it out. The John Denver glasses, for one, were not cutting it. Nor was the John Denver hair style.
Nor was her face.

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