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Tuesday, March 25, 2008
President Bush has been an outspoken critic of steroid and substance abuse by baseball players. His name came up once in the Mitchell Report that documented the widespread abuse of performance enhancing substances by baseball players.
...The Nationals’ starting catcher - and hence a natural choice to catch the cermonial first pitch - is expected to be Paul Lo Duca.
Lo Duca’s name comes up 37 times in the Mitchell Report, which said a former Mets clubhouse assistant who has acknowledged providing substance-enhancing drugs to players “estimated that he engaged in six or more transactions with Lo Duca.”
So here’s the potential opening-night visual: The president who is concerned about substance abuse in baseball winds up and throws the ceremonial pitch to a catcher linked to substance abuse. It’s all smiles and happiness as president and catcher pose for the post-pitch photo.
Would you call for somebody else to handle the ceremonial catching chore?
Only if the curled-up Thomas de Quincey owns a mitt.
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1. Shooty is in the Trust TreeBush or Lo Doca?
That makes it tough to know what to do with Lo Duca, since he has no doubt paid for some abortions among his Long Island harem.
Why would he do that? Babies would only expand the harem.
Yes, I alrady know I'm going to hell and such. I just want to see how low this thread can get. I'm bad that way.
PAUL LO DUCA ATE MY BALLS
PAUL LO DUCA'S MOTHER SUCKS #### IN HELL
PAUL LO DUCA'S MOTHER SUCKS #### IN HELL
That's the spirit! Throw in a little anal imagery there, too!
PAUL LO DUCA'S MOTHER SUCKS #### IN HELL
The LoDucacrats!
TO HELL WITH LO DUCA AND LONG LIVE THE POPE
Deivi Cruz has been cloned!
Winner! bunyon, you are a dirty, dirty dude.
His hair was perfect.
I've got to do something to earn my keep. I'm certainly not dishing out any useful baseball analysis. Plus, I need something to distract me from the temptaion to open that Obama thread. That would just be trouble.
The Rogue's Wallet.
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It's where he kept his card...his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding...his name was Lo Duca. He killed my mother.
Neifi Perez's 2007 OPS+.
Best Regards
John
Rob Base is back.
.lluH ni sklehw slles rehtom s'acuD oL luaP
Bush likes Lo Duca.
Lo Duca voted for Bush.
Lo Duca voted for Bush. Twice.
so did I, and his father! twice!
However, I can no more disown BTF than I can disown all my bookmarked porn links.
And, I am posting this under sniper fire, and will post this repudiation for the next 100 years if necessary.
Bush or Lo Doca?
He's already in:
President George W. Bush -- 2001
Defense was the specialty of George W. Bush when he played in the Central Little League of Midland, Texas, during the 1950s and he has cited Little League as providing his fondest childhood memory.
Oh, yeah? What was Bush's Zone Rating? Did he play behind a lot of groundball pitchers? Anybody have MLE's for the Midland Central Little League...?
Nah. Just killed her boyfriend.
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