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Monday, December 01, 2008

The Baseball Talmud: Megdal: Quiet Year in Jewish Free Agency

The latest study from Megdal…

So as many of you know, the biggest prizes in this year’s free agency sweepstakes aren’t Jewish. (No, despite his size, CC Sabathia didn’t have a Jewish mother urging him to eat.) But there are two major league Jewish free agents to watch with the Winter Meetings around the corner.

The first is Brad Ausmus, the veteran catcher, who has indicated that he doesn’t want to return for a 17th season if he isn’t on the west coast. That works for the San Diego Padres, who, according to the USA Today, are interested in Ausmus as a backup to Nick Hundley.

Ausmus hasn’t been a prolific offensive player, in the sense that Sarah Palin hasn’t been a whiz on foreign geography or turkey-killing optics. His OPS+ numbers since 2001: 57, 74, 55, 63, 80, 54, 68, 60. Even his raw totals aren’t greatly inflated by Houston’s home park: just .218/.303/.296 in 2008. But in San Diego? I shudder to think what those numbers would look like in 2009. Still, Ausmus is a terrific interview, and his grandfather was a rabbi. Let’s hope he catches on.

Repoz Posted: December 01, 2008 at 08:43 PM | 15 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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   1. The Kids Are Enright (1k5v3L) Posted: December 01, 2008 at 09:17 PM (#3018210)
The ShawnGreenShank Redemption/Comeback is right around the corner.
   2. Crispix Attacks Posted: December 01, 2008 at 09:19 PM (#3018211)
The ShawnGreenShank Redemption

I'm waiting for the sequel, The Shawn Green Mile.

Also, I think this is the first baseball article to include the phrase "turkey-killing optics".
   3. SoSH U at work Posted: December 01, 2008 at 09:28 PM (#3018219)
I'm waiting for the sequel, The Shawn Green Mile.


And to complete the Darabontian three-game series, we have The MehJewStick.
   4. The Kids Are Enright (1k5v3L) Posted: December 01, 2008 at 09:55 PM (#3018238)
we have The MehJewStick.
David Newhan, immortalized.
   5. Leroy Kincaid Posted: December 01, 2008 at 11:58 PM (#3018331)
(No, despite his size, CC Sabathia didn’t have a Jewish mother urging him to eat.)

Jews are fat? I missed that stereotype.
   6. Crispix Attacks Posted: December 02, 2008 at 12:00 AM (#3018333)
Some might say that there is a stereotype that Jewish mothers urge their children to eat.
   7. Tim Stauffer, Trot Nixon's Coming (Dan Lee) Posted: December 02, 2008 at 12:10 AM (#3018339)
Seems like the biggest story this year in Jewish Free Agency was Alex Rodriguez's flirtation with Kaballah.
   8. Lassus Posted: December 02, 2008 at 12:29 AM (#3018359)
I'm willing to sing in Temple for money.
   9. rLr Is King Of The Romans And Above Grammar Posted: December 02, 2008 at 12:35 AM (#3018366)
I'm willing to sing in Temple for money.

The people in temple are willing to pay you to shut your trap.
   10. Crispix Attacks Posted: December 02, 2008 at 12:38 AM (#3018368)
Ed Wade: Here you are, Brahum. One million kopeks.
Ausmus: One?! Last year you gave me two million kopeks!
Ed Wade: We had a bad year.
Ausmus: So you had a bad year, why should I suffer?
   11. phredbird Posted: December 02, 2008 at 12:52 AM (#3018389)
ausmus jewish? who knew?
   12. Lassus Posted: December 02, 2008 at 01:06 AM (#3018395)
The people in temple are willing to pay you to shut your trap.

I have check receipts and tax forms that prove otherwise. :-)
   13. frannyzoo Posted: December 02, 2008 at 01:52 AM (#3018423)
"No parrots were involved in an accident on the M1 today when a lorry...."
   14. Crispix Attacks Posted: December 02, 2008 at 01:54 AM (#3018426)
"Once again, that is a bollard. Not a Jew."
   15. HowardMegdal Posted: December 02, 2008 at 02:50 AM (#3018451)
"No parrots were involved in an accident on the M1 today when a lorry...."

I know. One of my favorite comic ideas was on the old Late Show with David Letterman, where he'd interview a dentist about some big news event to get the dentistry take on the story.

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