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The Columnists: Allen: Piazza has the last laugh on all those gay rumors

What gay rumors?

Jackie Robinson’s plaque at the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, New York does not mention the fact that he was the Major Leagues’ first African American in the 20th century.

Former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey stood up at his resignation press conference and announced, “I am a gay American.”

Sometimes we get too little information. Sometimes we get too much.

Mike Piazza retired last week as one of the game’s greatest catchers and surely will be a Hall of Famer with his .308 lifetime average over 16 seasons with 427 home runs.

I hope they put on his plaque, “I’m a heterosexual American.”

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   1. BDC Posted: May 26, 2008 at 01:37 PM (#2794497)
Nobody ever wrote publicly, “Mike Piazza is gay.”


I could have sworn there was a thread here once where somebody said that.
   2. gef the talking mongoose Posted: May 26, 2008 at 01:43 PM (#2794499)
Piazza has the last laugh on all those gay rumours


Actually, it was more of a "tee-hee" ...

Nobody ever wrote publicly, “Mike Piazza is gay.”


Probably no one ever wrote publicly "George W Bush is a lunatic chimp with a penchant for genocide & a sense of loyalty to no one other than his fellow oilmen, & anyone who would deny any part of that statement is living in a total fantasy world & probably at least potentitally dangerous to him/herself & others, & also Quentin Tarantino or however he spells his silly name is vastly overrated, the smug piece of crap, & while I'm at it Frank Miller isn't much better & for that matter may well be worse," either ... but that doesn't necessarily make it untrue.
   3. Hack Wilson Posted: May 26, 2008 at 01:47 PM (#2794500)
Tasteless jokes.
Recently I signed up for a ticket subsciption and they had a "title" requirement they had hundreds of choices evertyhing from Duke to Senator to... Rear Admiral. I could not stop myself. I now get an increasing numbers of letters addressed to Rear Admiral. The mailman has become much friendlier.
   4. jwb Posted: May 26, 2008 at 02:04 PM (#2794504)
Obviously, RAdm Wilson, you need to change your handle!
   5. JMM Posted: May 26, 2008 at 02:30 PM (#2794511)
Not that I've particularly believed (nor disbelieved -- I don't really care either way, though I'm sympathetic to why many gay people would want a prominant gay athlete to come out) the Piazza is gay rumours, but this

On January 29, 2005, Piazza married Playboy Playmate Alicia Rickter. One newspaper photo of the handsome guy with his gorgeous wife ended the gay rumors. On February 5, 2007, Nicoletta Veronica Piazza was born to the happy couple.


is really stupid. It's as if he thinks no closeted gay man has ever married a hot chick and had a baby to throw people off his trail.
   6. Guapo Posted: May 26, 2008 at 02:54 PM (#2794517)
The paper ran an item in 2003 suggesting Piazza was a close pal of local ABC weatherman Sam Champion, an out of the closet gay.

It never used the catcher’s name in the gossipy item. He was simply identified as a handsome, unmarried New York baseball superstar, Piazza being the only player to fit into that category.


A single tear runs down Derek Jeter's cheek...
   7. Baldrick Posted: May 26, 2008 at 03:18 PM (#2794527)
Quentin Tarantino or however he spells his silly name is vastly overrated

I've said this.
   8. Random Transaction Generator Posted: May 26, 2008 at 04:13 PM (#2794546)
On January 29, 2005, Piazza married Playboy Playmate Alicia Rickter.

She was SMOKING hot in her centerfold shoot.
If you were in need for a "beard", she'd be a pretty damn good choice.
   9. winnipegwhip Posted: May 26, 2008 at 04:18 PM (#2794550)
"....and one other thing. I'm not gay. I know some people have been saying that. But it's not true. Just remember that. I'm not gay."

- Johnny LaRue (on a live broadcast on the SCTV network circa 1980)
   10. neonwattagelimit Posted: May 26, 2008 at 04:23 PM (#2794553)
Quentin Tarantino or however he spells his silly name is vastly overrated, the smug piece of crap.


He used to be good. "Pulp Fiction" is fantastic. "Kill Bill" and pretty much everything he's done in this decade is pure drivel, though. He's also a smug piece of crap, you're right.

I'm a Mets fan and I never really gave a crap about the Piazza-is-gay rumors. I wouldn't be surprised if he's gay, and I wouldn't be surprised if he's straight. I just don't care. And if he is gay, and he wants to say in the closet, well, that's his business. It would be cooler if he didn't, but it's not exactly the role of pro athletes to provide community leadership.
   11. neonwattagelimit Posted: May 26, 2008 at 04:26 PM (#2794556)
Also, putting "I am a heterosexual American" on his HOF plaque, it would be frickin' hilarious. And it would probably make future generations think he's gay.
   12. BDC Posted: May 26, 2008 at 04:40 PM (#2794563)
Yes, saying Tarantino is overrated is kind of like saying that Orson Welles was overrated. If you mean that he never again made anything as good as Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction (or Citizen Kane and The Magnificent Ambersons) and therefore had a limited amount of talent in him, that's one thing; but they still made those pictures, which is more than 99.9% of other filmmakers can ever say. If you mean that you don't think that Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction (or Citizen Kane and The Magnificent Ambersons) are actually as good as they're cracked up to be, that's another thing.
   13. gef the talking mongoose Posted: May 26, 2008 at 04:54 PM (#2794568)
I mean, in part, that I found Death Proof insultingly, insultingly bad. And that Tarantino on screen -- whether in one of his own or his hack pals' movies or in a TV interview, or whatever -- comes off as nauseatingly smarmy.

Also, comparing Tarantino & Orson Welles is sort of like comparing, I dunno, Albert Schweitzer & Paris Hilton. You can do it, but that doesn't mean you should.
   14. Rear Admiral Piazza Posted: May 26, 2008 at 05:22 PM (#2794576)
You rang?
   15. JoeHova Posted: May 26, 2008 at 05:31 PM (#2794580)
I can see criticizing Quentin Tarantino, but Frank Miller? The guy who saved comics in general and Batman in particular? Sure his Dark Knight sequel wasn't that great, but it wasn't terrible either.


edit: also, Jackie Brown is a good movie.
   16. AJM Posted: May 26, 2008 at 05:35 PM (#2794581)
Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, and Death Proof were all great.
   17. Tom Nawrocki Posted: May 26, 2008 at 05:36 PM (#2794583)
I'm a Mets fan and I never really gave a crap about the Piazza-is-gay rumors. I wouldn't be surprised if he's gay, and I wouldn't be surprised if he's straight. I just don't care.

Well, I do care. I am happy to admit that I am extremely interested in whether or not Piazza is gay. I certainly wouldn't think any less of him if he were, but I think it's hard to deny that the story of a great athlete coming out would be fascinating. Certainly a lot more fascinating than "great athlete marries Playboy centerfold."

We're all interested to one extent or another in baseball players' personal lives, whether that's Mitch Williams being a champion bowler, or Carlos Delgado's political stances, or Moises Alou peeing on his hands, or Roger Clemens' giving all his kids names that start with K. I understand why people feel the need to claim they have no such interest when it comes to players' sex lives, but what I think they're really trying to say is that such things should be the players' own business, and it's up to them how much they want to divulge of that.

I think it would have been great if Mike Piazza had come out when he was playing for the Mets, although I understand why he wouldn't, especially if, as it appears, he's not actually gay. I do think such things should always be the athlete's own choice, but I'm rather sorry he didn't.
   18. Repoz Posted: May 26, 2008 at 05:39 PM (#2794584)
Heston saved Orson Welles' career...but ol' Chuck ain't around to save Tarantino's
   19. Tom Nawrocki Posted: May 26, 2008 at 05:43 PM (#2794586)
"Pulp Fiction" is both very good and overrated. At the end of the day, it's not about anything other than its own coolness. And its much-vaunted structure was stolen from Jim Jarmusch's "Mystery Train."
   20. McCoy Wilfong for Money Posted: May 26, 2008 at 05:48 PM (#2794587)
What is the deal with the Magnificent Ambersons? I always thought it was a boring film. As for Quentin, he is a better writer then director.

True Romance
From Dusk till Dawn
Pulp Fiction
Natural Born Killers*
   21. JoeHova Posted: May 26, 2008 at 05:51 PM (#2794588)
The problem with Mystery Train is that nothing happens in it. It did have a good soundtrack though, iirc, and some cool casting.
   22. Eraser-X is emphatically dominating teh site!!! Posted: May 26, 2008 at 06:07 PM (#2794594)
I don't like QT because he's an #######. Whenever he gets interviewed he drones on and on dropping "I was SOOOOOOOOO drunk" stories that only he finds interesting.

There's also the Jeter Phenomenon. I mean, he'll tell you where he stole the idea and many of the shots from Reservoir Dogs, but that doesn't stop everyone from ignoring that fact.
   23. Clemenza Posted: May 26, 2008 at 06:11 PM (#2794596)
Re: #16.

I have never heard anyone call Death Proof "great". I didn't like but I'd be curious to hear why you did.

Tarantino is kind of like Derek Jeter in that he is really good and probably still overrated. There is definately a group that would fall under the "He walks on water" column and others who would fall under the "I'm not going to like him just because a lot of other people do" column for both of them.

I think Pulp, Dogs, Jackie and both Kill Bill's a legitimately great movies but I understand why others don't. I thought 3/4 of Death Proof was mind-numbingly boring. Maybe I owe it a 2nd viewing.
   24. Eraser-X is emphatically dominating teh site!!! Posted: May 26, 2008 at 06:22 PM (#2794603)
Kill Bills were the dumbest pile of schlock I've ever seen, worse than Forrest Gump, worse than a Dane Cook movie. When Tarantino grows some purpose for filmmaking he'll still be light-years behind Park Chan Wook in his own genre.

QT greatest talent is the ability to recognize greatest in something that is unknown to the American mainstream and not his own.

Then he grabs it (with the other artists' permission) and makes it popular. That's not a bad thing and it's a very important skill, but it's not the same as being a visionary filmmaker.
   25. BDC Posted: May 26, 2008 at 06:25 PM (#2794605)
Heston saved Orson Welles' career...but ol' Chuck ain't around to save Tarantino's

Well, Heston helped wring one last good movie out of Welles, but then OW's career redisintegrated.

I dunno ... stealing ideas from other movies is the basis of most good movies. All movies with intercut stories steal ideas from DW Griffith. The better ones do it less ashamedly.

There is a lot of play for individual taste in these things, but I would argue that many of the greatest Hollywood films are basically "about their own coolness," from Chaplin and Keaton through the best screwball comedies through All About Eve to Bonnie & Clyde, The Graduate, The Godfather, Chinatown, Woody Allen's better films (Annie Hall, Manhattan), Goodfellas, Charlie Kaufman's films. This would go for some of the best foreign imitators of Hollywood, too (Sergio Leone, e.g.). Not much high purpose or innovative art there. But that's my taste: snappy dialogue and lurid melodrama. Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction. There are a lot of other excellent films in other modes, I will grant that.

And yes, QT is a pretty repellent screen presence. For that reason I think he cast himself perfectly in Pulp Fiction.
   26. Tim Wallach was my Hero Posted: May 26, 2008 at 06:36 PM (#2794612)
Those gay rumors are/were so important that Belle & Sebastian - a Scottish band!!! - wrote a song called "Piazza, New York Catcher" which questions if he's gay or not...

Lyrics.

Song.
   27. Hurdle's Heroes (SuperBaes) Posted: May 26, 2008 at 06:42 PM (#2794623)
No Sam Peckinpaugh reference in this thread? Where is Vlad?
   28. Esoteric throws a 'hard slider' Posted: May 26, 2008 at 06:51 PM (#2794631)
Heston saved Orson Welles' career...but ol' Chuck ain't around to save Tarantino's
Not only that, but I can't be the only person out there who enjoys Touch Of Evil more than any other Welles film, can I.
   29. Rich Rifkin I Posted: May 26, 2008 at 07:30 PM (#2794649)
On January 29, 2005, Piazza married Playboy Playmate Alicia Rickter.

Playboy has a "data sheet" for Alicia from October, 1995. If you read what she felt back then, it seems like Mike Piazza was the perfect man for her all along:
AMBITIONS:
To be a college grad, a good mom, and to work on myself till one day I'm satisfied with who I've become.

TURN-ONS:
Gay men, articulate, stimulating conversations, summer nights, BIG hands and BIG mustaches.

TURNOFFS:
All drugs, ignorance, slackers and people who live in the U.S. but have no respect for our country.

BEDTIME READING:
Self-help books. It's cheap therapy and I'll take all the life lessons I can get.

MY MUSIC:
I love Sting, Sade, Simply Red, Rolling Stones, Meet the Mets, sax music and flamenco guitar.

CALLING ROOM SERVICE:
Shrimp cocktail, pasta, raspberry cheese cake, Smoothies, and hot cocoa with extra whipped cream.

WHAT SHAKES ME UP:
A man who enters a room with pantyhose on -- you can see the gay spirit in him.
   30. JoeHova Posted: May 26, 2008 at 07:47 PM (#2794656)
Not only that, but I can't be the only person out there who enjoys Touch Of Evil more than any other Welles film, can I.



Touch of Evil is fine, but you don't like Citizen Kane? I know the hype for that movie is pretty outlandish but it is the rare thing (like LeBron James or Illmatic) that lives up to the hype.
   31. vortex of dissipation Posted: May 26, 2008 at 07:59 PM (#2794663)
Jackie Robinson’s plaque at the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, New York does not mention the fact that he was the Major Leagues’ first African American in the 20th century.


It will soon. A new Robinson plaque has been cast for the HoF that does mention this. It was supposed to be unveiled earlier this month by Rachel Robinson, but a family emergency put the ceremony on hold.

New Jackie Robinson plaquw
   32. Paul D(uda) Posted: May 26, 2008 at 08:03 PM (#2794664)
Buford, who started the monthly movie reviews in the forum, loves Death Proof. Hopefully he'll show up. If not, just go there and read what he said.
   33. BDC Posted: May 26, 2008 at 09:34 PM (#2794701)
Interesting, vortex. The reticence of Robinson's plaque (and to some extent Branch Rickey's, which mentions Robinson without saying why that might have been important) are typical of an earlier era. More recent plaques like Larry Doby's and especially Pee Wee Reese's (INSTRUMENTAL IN EASING ACCEPTANCE OF JACKIE ROBINSON AS BASEBALL'S FIRST BLACK PERFORMER) must be a little confusing to read alongside Robinson's ... actually the language on Reese's plaque is pretty odd to read alongside all the Negro Leaguers now in the Hall, I should think.
   34. Portia Stanke Posted: May 26, 2008 at 10:08 PM (#2794720)
Kill Bill and Deathproof are the kinds of movies that people who love movies love. I wouldn't expect the majority of people on a baseball forum to agree, but I wouldn't trust the taste of anyone who disliked KB, particularly part 2.

I'm just a Kill Bill kind of guy, living in a Haggis kind of world.
   35. Joe Bivens, Minor Genius Posted: May 26, 2008 at 10:15 PM (#2794726)
I now get an increasing numbers of letters addressed to Rear Admiral. The mailman has become much friendlier.

Why? Is he gay?
   36. Charter Member of the Jesus Melendez Fanclub Posted: May 26, 2008 at 10:16 PM (#2794731)
Had to look that one up, RTG. Never heard that slang term before. Thanks.

This, in itself, is one well-groomed beard.
   37. Charter Member of the Jesus Melendez Fanclub Posted: May 26, 2008 at 10:18 PM (#2794732)
I love Citizen Kane and Reservoir Dogs. Two of my very favorites.

I thought Magnificent Ambersons was boring. Pulp Fiction has some good things about it but mostly pisses me off.

Touch of Evil is great. I think I liked Jackie Brown but I don't really remember it. Didn't like Kill Bill.
   38. Eraser-X is emphatically dominating teh site!!! Posted: May 26, 2008 at 10:29 PM (#2794742)
Kill Bill and Deathproof are the kinds of movies that people who love movies love. I wouldn't expect the majority of people on a baseball forum to agree, but I wouldn't trust the taste of anyone who disliked KB, particularly part 2.


We can all play this game:

Kill Bill and Deathproof are the kinds of movies that little boys who became men but never outgrew watching wannabe film buff flicks in their parents' basement love. I wouldn't expect them to accept this appraisal, but I would expect it to piss them off.

Seriously. "People who love movies" come in all types and walks, and while we might think our own perspective superior, this type of ######## demonstrates nothing but one's own insecurity.

What I would say that people who love movies have in common is that rush you feel walking out of Facets with the knowledge that you've just seen one of the best movies in the history of creation and it's your responsibility to--in the most humble, thoughtful way possible--spread the word to as many people as you can so they can experience the same rush.
   39. Barry`s_Lazy_Boy Posted: May 26, 2008 at 10:31 PM (#2794744)
INSTRUMENTAL IN EASING ACCEPTANCE OF JACKIE ROBINSON AS BASEBALL'S FIRST BLACK PERFORMER

Does it really say that? Not "player"? Why not? It sounds like he was in the crowd, entertaining the fans between innings....
   40. Booey Posted: May 26, 2008 at 10:49 PM (#2794750)
Mike Piazza isn't fooling anyone. He's gayer than the ice capades...


And Quentin Tarantino sucks. Robert Rodriguez's film blew Tarantino's away in Grindhouse. C'mon, a chick with a machine gun leg? That can somehow shoot when she wants it to, without even having to pull a trigger? Seriously, how cool was that?
   41. gef the talking mongoose Posted: May 27, 2008 at 12:35 AM (#2794869)
Buford, who started the monthly movie reviews in the forum, loves Death Proof. Hopefully he'll show up. If not, just go there and read what he said.


I'd as soon not.

I'm sure somewhere I can also find a critique by some demented moron who loves Britney Spears' latest album, but what would the point in reading such tripe be?

As someone who averages watching about, I guess, 300 movies a year, I might go so far as to say I "love" them. I also by god know unwatchably self-indulgent garbage (& shamefully see-no-evil fanboyism, for that matter, no matter what sort of hifalutin rationalization it might be wrapped up in) when I see it.
   42. gef the talking mongoose Posted: May 27, 2008 at 12:39 AM (#2794872)
What I would say that people who love movies have in common is that rush you feel walking out of Facets with the knowledge that you've just seen one of the best movies in the history of creation and it's your responsibility to--in the most humble, thoughtful way possible--spread the word to as many people as you can so they can experience the same rush.


That's ... that's the most bizarre misspelling of Night of the Living Dead that I've ever seen.
   43. vortex of dissipation Posted: May 27, 2008 at 12:39 AM (#2794873)
I love movies. I have never seen a Quentin Tarantino film, and have no desire to ever do so.
   44. gef the talking mongoose Posted: May 27, 2008 at 12:48 AM (#2794884)
I can see criticizing Quentin Tarantino, but Frank Miller? The guy who saved comics in general and Batman in particular? Sure his Dark Knight sequel wasn't that great, but it wasn't terrible either.


Please report to the Sports Illustratred comics cover thread. A few of Miller's remarkable shortcomings as a creator & even as a human being have been touched upon there.

As for "saving comics" (which I wasn't aware that Dark Knight Returns did, unless that's an alternate title for Watchmen that I wasn't aware of ... & please note for the record that I'm not a particular fan of Watchmen), I would say that a major part of the myriad problems the field still faces is an inability to shake off the absurd "grim-'n'-grittiness" of 20 years ago, & if you're saying that can be laid at Miller's doorstep... well, I guess I think even less of him than I did before. Which I wasn't even sure was possible.
   45. gef the talking mongoose Posted: May 27, 2008 at 12:52 AM (#2794887)
I love movies. I have never seen a Quentin Tarantino film, and have no desire to ever do so.


Which apparently means you hate movies. Sorry about that.
   46. JC in DC Posted: May 27, 2008 at 01:27 AM (#2794919)
   47. McCoy Wilfong for Money Posted: May 27, 2008 at 01:41 AM (#2794927)
No love for McG?
   48. GGC don't think it can get longer than a novella Posted: May 27, 2008 at 02:06 AM (#2794951)
Not only that, but I can't be the only person out there who enjoys Touch Of Evil more than any other Welles film, can I.


I think that Doc Nabbitt agrees. I liked Deathproof myself, but I liked stuff like Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry growing up.
   49. JC in DC Posted: May 27, 2008 at 02:14 AM (#2794968)
I liked Deathproof very much, as well.
   50. Eraser-X is emphatically dominating teh site!!! Posted: May 27, 2008 at 03:19 AM (#2795063)
That's ... that's the most bizarre misspelling of Night of the Living Dead that I've ever seen.


Nice. Here's facets.
   51. Richard Posted: May 27, 2008 at 03:31 AM (#2795081)
I also by god know unwatchably self-indulgent garbage

This is my problem with Tarantino's recent output: it seems like he's forgotten that he's got to make a film to entertain the audience as well as himself.
   52. JoeHova Posted: May 27, 2008 at 03:36 AM (#2795086)
As for "saving comics" (which I wasn't aware that Dark Knight Returns did, unless that's an alternate title for Watchmen that I wasn't aware of ... & please note for the record that I'm not a particular fan of Watchmen)


ummm... Dark Knight preceded Watchmen by 7-8 months. It's fine if you fancy yourself a revisionist, but that doesn't make you necessarily right.

and if Dark Knight and Watchmen are both apparently too low-brow for your taste, why would you even claim to be a comic fan? I've read issues of basically every comic that's come out over the past 20 years and 99.9% of them are stupider or more derivative than the two afore-mentioned books. Comics are supposed to be fun so if your thing is Czech-language surrealist comics or something along those lines, you're more pretentious than you are claiming Tarantino and his fans are.
   53. JoeHova Posted: May 27, 2008 at 06:49 AM (#2795253)
I should probably acknowledge that Secret Wars was probably what really kick-started the miniseries craze and helped streamline the stupidity that Marvel and DC had been stuck with because of the various continuities that had been built up over 50 years. However, whatever their merits, Secret Wars and Crisis on Infinite Earths were still poorly written and overly complex. DKR (and Watchmen) showed that superhero comics didn't have to be comic or campy and could have legitimate artistic merit.
   54. baudib Posted: May 27, 2008 at 07:50 AM (#2795256)
Kill Bill is the greatest movie achievement of my lifetime. Kill Bill Vol. 1 is pure poetry, perfection. Vol. 2 is an altogether different movie, not quite as tight but still tremendous.
   55. Iwakuma Chameleon (jonathan) Posted: May 27, 2008 at 08:46 AM (#2795259)
Alright this "people who like movies.." and "you must not like movies.." nonsense is garbage. Just say "you have bad taste in movies" if that's the point you're trying to get across.

I loved Independence Day. I didn't really like The Godfather. Do I have bad taste? Sure. I think I still like watching movies, though.
   56. villainx Posted: May 27, 2008 at 10:32 AM (#2795266)
Park Chan Wook is overrated. The acting in his movie is top notch. I saw JSA this weekend, very entertaining, probably because it was like a toned down version of his later movies.

I'd ditto all those dissing on Tarantino.

Miller saved comics via Daredevil and Year One too. And I am not exactly a Miller fan. Not a lot of his stuff anyway.

I wish Walt Simonson's Thor had saved comics, that path would have been fun.
   57. JC in DC Posted: May 27, 2008 at 10:52 AM (#2795269)
This is my problem with Tarantino's recent output: it seems like he's forgotten that he's got to make a film to entertain the audience as well as himself.


Richard: I don't know about this. I couldn't stand Kill Bill vol. 1, but Deathproof is a really solid, fun movie directed as far as I can tell at the audience, and not QT. If you've not seen it, give it a chance. It's super fun.
   58. Eraser-X is emphatically dominating teh site!!! Posted: May 27, 2008 at 11:57 AM (#2795276)
Kill Bill is the greatest movie achievement of my lifetime. Kill Bill Vol. 1 is pure poetry, perfection. Vol. 2 is an altogether different movie, not quite as tight but still tremendous.


I respect your opinion, but beyond irritation at the general plot and character writing, the fact that one of the main villains can't pronounce her own name was troubling.
   59. Gern Blanston Posted: May 27, 2008 at 12:07 PM (#2795281)
"Reservoir Dogs" is a great, great movie. I agree that "Pulp Fiction" is both very good and overrated.

As for Tarantino's writing/non-directorial projects: "True Romance" is terrific, but "From Dusk to Dawn" and "Natural Born Killers" are both awful. Though Oliver Stone's at least as much to blame for this as Tarantino, I find "Killers" absolutely unwatchable.
   60. Gern Blanston Posted: May 27, 2008 at 12:07 PM (#2795282)
Oh, and vol. 2 of "Kill Bill" was good.
   61. Paul D(uda) Posted: May 27, 2008 at 12:20 PM (#2795285)
I'd as soon not.

I'm sure somewhere I can also find a critique by some demented moron who loves Britney Spears' latest album, but what would the point in reading such tripe be?

As someone who averages watching about, I guess, 300 movies a year, I might go so far as to say I "love" them. I also by god know unwatchably self-indulgent garbage (& shamefully see-no-evil fanboyism, for that matter, no matter what sort of hifalutin rationalization it might be wrapped up in) when I see it.


Wow, this seems a bit harsh. There's serious, fun, monthly discussion of movies in the forums. I'm not sure why you feel so threatened by this. I often disagree with what people say there, but I also often learn more about movies I've already seen, or find out about movies I'd like to watch in the future. And while I frequently disagree with some of the posters opinions there, they are not "demented morons", nor is the output there "tripe".
   62. gef the talking mongoose Posted: May 27, 2008 at 12:50 PM (#2795298)
Comics are supposed to be fun so if your thing is Czech-language surrealist comics or something along those lines, you're more pretentious than you are claiming Tarantino and his fans are.


My god, you're so off-base as to border on Czech-language surrealism yourself. You're talking to someone whose all-time favorite comic series are Sgt Fury & His Howling Commandoes & Not Brand Ecch, & whose proudest achievement as a fan is assembling all 89 of DC's 80-Page Giants, & whose sig at Comic Book Resources (quoting another poster there) reads as follows --

I tend to split superhero comics fans into "People who like Krypto" and "People who don't like Krypto."
Basically, if you miss the wonder of a dog flying around in a little Superman cape, you're in the wrong hobby.


And to be honest, claiming that "comics are supposed to be fun" (a sentiment with which I totally agree, obviously) in one paragraph while extolling the questionable (to me) virtues of Dark Knight Returns in another seems ... strikingly inconsistent.

And I see that you're right about the respective publishing schedules of Watchmen & Frank "Little Mary Sunshine" Miller's paean to lightheartedness & joie de vivre. Since I'd stopped buying comics in '78 & didn't come back till around '04, thereby missing a complete quarter-century of good-natured hijinks like those Frank "Mayor Chuckles" Miller so jocularly portrayed in Sin City, I was relying on dim memories of others' accounts.
   63. gef the talking mongoose Posted: May 27, 2008 at 12:54 PM (#2795302)
Wow, this seems a bit harsh. There's serious, fun, monthly discussion of movies in the forums. I'm not sure why you feel so threatened by this.


You're right, & I take it back. Just consider it testament to how visceral my revulsion toward Death Proof was. I've seen some awful movies in my time -- we all have (Graffiti Bridge, anyone? Last Tango in Paris?) -- but this is the only one I've ever found insultingly inspid. Which I guess is an achievement in itself.
   64. jwb Posted: May 27, 2008 at 12:54 PM (#2795303)
One of my grandmothers really liked tripe. Also, tomalley was her favorite part of a lobster and she preferred old fashioneds to manhattans. Outside of those, her epicurean tastes were completely normal.
   65. BDC Posted: May 27, 2008 at 12:57 PM (#2795306)
Man, gef, you like Death Proof even less than I like the Red Sox.
   66. gef the talking mongoose Posted: May 27, 2008 at 01:02 PM (#2795310)
Is that even legal?
   67. Lassus Posted: May 27, 2008 at 01:05 PM (#2795315)
Every egregious cinematic sin of Grafitti Bridge is forgiven due to the sheer brilliant hotness of "Joy In Repetition" from that album.
   68. Paul D(uda) Posted: May 27, 2008 at 01:12 PM (#2795319)
You're right, & I take it back.

Alright, cool.
   69. Slinger Francisco Barrios (Dr. Memory) Posted: May 27, 2008 at 01:16 PM (#2795327)
I love all these Indie Rock Petes hating on Tarantino.
   70. CFiJ Posted: May 27, 2008 at 01:33 PM (#2795348)
I'm with E-X on the Kill Bill issue. Perhaps if one is familiar with the source material that he drew on, it loses a lot of its originality. I mean, the anime interlude in Vol. 1 was grievously old and clichéd. I suspect the issue here is one of idiom. Tarantino wanted to make an epic grindhouse movie, like the old dubbed Asian flicks he used to watch. I think one could say he achieved that. The problem is, his sources weren't originally dubbed Asian flicks; they were self-contained movies operating in a particular idiom. Tarantino took them out of that idiom, and the result comes out (to me, and I'd guess for E-X) as false and superficial. OTOH, look at Kitano Takeshi's Zatoichi, or Chow's Kung Fu Hustle. These are modern movies that are paens to the very same movies that Tarantino drew on for Kill Bill. They both have unusual modern elements (Kitano's surreal direction and Chow's CGI and comedy respectively). And yet, they are both "realer" than Kill Bill. (And IMO far, far, far superior.) They're idiomatic.

It's kind of like that old Fox show "Banzai". It was supposed to be a quirky, zany, bizarre show based on the quirkiness, zaniness and bizarreness of Japanese variety shows. But viewed in Japan, in Japanese, with understanding of the cultural context, Japanese variety shows aren't quirky, zany or bizarre. They're just over-the-top slapstick. So I could never get into "Banzai" show. It was non-idiomatic (and frankly, dancing dangerously close to being racist).

All that said, Kill Bill 2 was better than Kill Bill 1. Really, I think it would have been better all around if Tarantino had simply compressed them into one movie.
   71. CrosbyBird Posted: May 27, 2008 at 01:35 PM (#2795351)
Just consider it testament to how visceral my revulsion toward Death Proof was. I've seen some awful movies in my time -- we all have (Graffiti Bridge, anyone? Last Tango in Paris?) -- but this is the only one I've ever found insultingly inspid. Which I guess is an achievement in itself.


Isn't part of the appeal to Death Proof how crappy it is? I figured that both movies were style parodies and not meant to be taken seriously.

Note: I felt Death Proof was mediocre and the other film was much better. Rodriguez did a much better job capturing the goofy dialogue of a B-movie.
   72. GGC don't think it can get longer than a novella Posted: May 27, 2008 at 01:57 PM (#2795375)
You know what was weird about Deathproof? I thought that it was set in the 70s until I saw that girl text her friend.
   73. Gern Blanston Posted: May 27, 2008 at 02:14 PM (#2795392)
You know what was weird about Deathproof? I thought that it was set in the 70s until I saw that girl text her friend.

Well, it could've still been set in the 70s, if Tarantino went to the same school of filmmaking as the creators of Dirty Dancing and Footloose (movies set in the 50s/60s, but with 80s music). Why not have a 70s movie with the tech trappings of the oughts?
   74. villageidiom Posted: May 27, 2008 at 02:15 PM (#2795395)
I suspect the issue here is one of idiom.

Careful.
   75. SoSH U at work Posted: May 27, 2008 at 02:24 PM (#2795406)
Well, it could've still been set in the 70s, if Tarantino went to the same school of filmmaking as the creators of Dirty Dancing and Footloose (movies set in the 50s/60s, but with 80s music). Why not have a 70s movie with the tech trappings of the oughts?


I'm not a Footloose expert, but are you sure it was set in the 50/60s? I just thought it was set in a town that was 20-30 years behind the times, as it were.
   76. GGC don't think it can get longer than a novella Posted: May 27, 2008 at 02:33 PM (#2795415)
Well, it could've still been set in the 70s, if Tarantino went to the same school of filmmaking as the creators of Dirty Dancing and Footloose (movies set in the 50s/60s, but with 80s music). Why not have a 70s movie with the tech trappings of the oughts?


Never saw either of these. FWIW, my favorite movie anachronism is Oddball in Kelly's Heroes.
   77. Gern Blanston Posted: May 27, 2008 at 02:33 PM (#2795416)
I'm not a Footloose expert, but are you sure it was set in the 50/60s? I just thought it was set in a town that was 20-30 years behind the times, as it were.

You may be right, as I'm no Footloose expert either.

Dirty Dancing, however, was definitely set in the late 50s or early 60s.
   78. Shooty is in the Trust Tree Posted: May 27, 2008 at 02:42 PM (#2795432)
I'm not a Footloose expert, but are you sure it was set in the 50/60s? I just thought it was set in a town that was 20-30 years behind the times, as it were.

You may be right, as I'm no Footloose expert either.


Footloose is definitely set in the 1980's. It's the best part of the movie. Kenny Loggins was just too edgy for this small American town! I wonder what they would have thought of Killing Joke?
   79. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: May 27, 2008 at 02:46 PM (#2795437)
"Where is Vlad?"

Recovering from the weekend.

I have kind of the same feeling about Tarantino doing Kill Bill that I did about Scorsese doing exploitation work for Roger Corman in the '70s: The results are entertaining, and he does a decent job with the genre material, but you kind of wish that he'd hooked onto a project with more ambition and substance.

I'd also really like to have Tarantino stop blatantly inserting his foot fetish into his movies. The long, lingering closeups on Uma's toes in both halves of Kill Bill, the scene where he drinks out of Salma Hayek's shoe in From Dusk Till Dawn... for me, it breaks the fourth wall and plays hell with my suspension of disbelief. He can do what he wants on his own time, of course, but right now it's affecting the quality of his work.

Frank Miller did a great job during his run on Daredevil, and the first Dark Knight is neat, but he's kind of gone off the rails over the last ten years or so. I'm terrified by his trailer for "The Spirit", because if the movie is that bad it might scuttle all modern memory of how awesome Will Eisner really was.
   80. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: May 27, 2008 at 02:49 PM (#2795443)
   81. McCoy Wilfong for Money Posted: May 27, 2008 at 02:51 PM (#2795444)
Moulin Rouge and a Knight's Tale
   82. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: May 27, 2008 at 02:56 PM (#2795449)
"Why not have a 70s movie with the tech trappings of the oughts?"

Call it an alternate history, and you're good to go.

Speaking of which, is anybody else here really excited about the Coen brothers doing "The Yiddish Policemen's Union"?
   83. GGC don't think it can get longer than a novella Posted: May 27, 2008 at 03:00 PM (#2795452)
The Coens could film a reenactment of Bea Arthur's honeymoon and I'd watch it.
   84. Joe Bivens, Minor Genius Posted: May 27, 2008 at 03:13 PM (#2795463)
They've made movies set in the "future" (since past) that had gadgets we don't have even now, so texting in a movie set in the 70's wouldn't be any issue. Like Vlad said.
   85. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: May 27, 2008 at 03:31 PM (#2795481)
"The Coens could film a reenactment of Bea Arthur's honeymoon and I'd watch it."

I bet they could make a #######' remake of "Sextette".
   86. CFiJ Posted: May 27, 2008 at 03:53 PM (#2795505)
Footloose is definitely set in the 80s. He namedrops Men at Work and the Police. Also, I believe there are some kids breakdancing early in the movie when Lori Singer's father catches her listening to some devil music.

As for Dirty Dancing, all the "in movie" music is correct for it's time (1963), it just has some incidental 80s montage music, and the finale, which was written and recorded especially for the movie.
   87. Styles P. Deadball Posted: May 27, 2008 at 03:58 PM (#2795512)
it just has some incidental 80s montage music, and the finale, which was written and recorded especially for the movie.


Wait a minute. "She's Like The Wind" didn't knock "Surfin' Safari" off the charts in 1962 and shape the direction of American pop music for decades? Crap, there goes that Master's thesis.
   88. JoeHova Posted: May 27, 2008 at 04:05 PM (#2795517)
And to be honest, claiming that "comics are supposed to be fun" (a sentiment with which I totally agree, obviously) in one paragraph while extolling the questionable (to me) virtues of Dark Knight Returns in another seems ... strikingly inconsistent.


Fair enough. However, seeing Batman beat on Superman for awhile is pretty fun. I see why you may think that Miller is too joyless or maybe misanthropic, I just would tend to disagree. I can see how many of Miller's stories seem like revenge fantasies (especially Sin City) or things along those lines, but I think that they are more explorations of the genre in much the same way Chinatown was an exploration of noir. I don't see Miller as advocating going around killing anyone who crosses you (as his comics seem to suggest), but I could be wrong. He could be genuinely filled with hate and I guess that's something I'll have to think about more. I just always thought of him as somebody who could write a really cool story about beating ass.
   89. CFiJ Posted: May 27, 2008 at 04:13 PM (#2795526)
Wait a minute. "She's Like The Wind" didn't knock "Surfin' Safari" off the charts in 1962 and shape the direction of American pop music for decades? Crap, there goes that Master's thesis.


But again, it's Patrick Swayze singing especially for the movie. I mean, if we're going to say that "She's Like the Wind" and "I've Had the Time of My Life" constitute anachronistic 80s music in a film set in the 60s, then the musical Grease is anachronistically filled with 70s music.
   90. Guapo Posted: May 27, 2008 at 04:27 PM (#2795539)
Wait a minute. "She's Like The Wind" didn't knock "Surfin' Safari" off the charts in 1962 and shape the direction of American pop music for decades? Crap, there goes that Master's thesis.


Just walk into your thesis defense, look 'em straight in the eye, and announce, "When I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong." Works every time.
   91. Styles P. Deadball Posted: May 27, 2008 at 05:25 PM (#2795619)
I mean, could Eddie sound any more like Bruce Springsteen than he did in that movie?


He sounded even more like John Cafferty in that flick.
   92. Gern Blanston Posted: May 27, 2008 at 05:33 PM (#2795629)
Uhoh. Of all the things BTF lacks, it's a Footloose expert. Dammit, how could Furtado have let that slip through the cracks?

Oh, I'm sure there are boatloads of BTF Footloose experts, even if they're closeted as to their expert status (and rightfully so). I'm just not among them.

And if I were, I wouldn't tell anyone.
   93. gef the talking mongoose Posted: May 27, 2008 at 05:33 PM (#2795630)
I can see how many of Miller's stories seem like revenge fantasies (especially Sin City) or things along those lines, but I think that they are more explorations of the genre in much the same way Chinatown was an exploration of noir.


You make good points, which I can appreciate. But, c'mon, how many times did Polanski make Chinatown? Once, right? I might think a little more of Miller's, um, mental state if we didn't have so many volumes of Sin City, all lovingly dwelling on pretty much the same scenario.

(And if All Star Batman & Robin didn't exist. And if certain repellent subtexts in 3000 weren't so apparent. And if it turned out that Batman: Holy Teror, or whatever it's supposed to be called, was just a joke idea he tossed off one day while in his temporary new guise of Frank Miller, Super-Patriot [even so, that one might be less distasteful than the latest one, Frank Miller, Defiler of Will Eisner's Grave] ... though of course, given the "speed" at which he works these days between, I suppose, Hollywood cocaine poarties or whatever, by the time that one comes out, Iraq will have prevailed & we'll all be speaking Arabic anyway.)
   94. Gern Blanston Posted: May 27, 2008 at 05:35 PM (#2795634)
Oh, and the Dirty Dancing soundtrack blows ass, especially "Time of My Life." "Hungry Eyes" is no picnic, either.
   95. gef the talking mongoose Posted: May 27, 2008 at 05:38 PM (#2795639)
I wonder what they would have thought of Killing Joke?


The band or the comic? (The latter of which is also not really to my liking, BTW. IMHO, Moore was at the height of his powers with "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow" & V for Vendetta. Top Ten is incredibly fun, too.)
   96. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: May 27, 2008 at 05:41 PM (#2795647)
"Frank Miller, Defiler of Will Eisner's Grave"

I really can't emphasize this enough. I'm just fine with him creating whatever crappy books/movies of his own that he wants to create, but if he screws up Eisner's legacy, I absolutely will infiltrate his Fuhrerbunker and blow off his ####### kneecaps.
   97. JoeHova Posted: May 27, 2008 at 06:07 PM (#2795687)
But what about the joke the Joker tells Batman in the Killing Joke? I've always had a soft spot for that book just because of the joke.

The problem with V for Vendetta in my eyes is the obviously disjointed nature of it. It's a great book, but I feel it could have been better with a little editing for the trade paperback. I realize that editing books (comic or otherwise) after they've already been published is rare, but it's not unheard of.


As for Will Eisner, I've never been able to get into his stuff for the same reason I've never been able to get into DW Griffiths, Al Jolson, or Popeye cartoons. I've enjoyed some of his later stuff, but I just can't bring myself to embrace him.
   98. Lassus Posted: May 27, 2008 at 06:09 PM (#2795690)
I have an IDEA (unconfirmed from the recesses of my brain) that Eisner was working with Miller on THE SPIRIT before his passing. Does anyone know?

The preview makes the movie look kind of awful. Could be wrong, I suppose.
   99. JoeHova Posted: May 27, 2008 at 06:13 PM (#2795696)
I have to admit (to my shame) that I haven't read all-star Batman & Robin yet. Lately I've been waiting for the trade paperbacks to come out because I just don't have the energy to keep track of thousands of individual issues anymore. The story sounds pretty bad, but I'll probably still give it a shot when the collected edition comes out (some time in July, I heard).

edit: also, until I just recently looked him up on wikipedia to see when Sin City 2 was coming out, I was unaware of his apparent hatred for all iterations of Islam. That sucks, but truthfully, it's kind of hard for me to get real worked up about someone not liking religion.
   100. gef the talking mongoose Posted: May 27, 2008 at 06:14 PM (#2795700)
The problem with V for Vendetta in my eyes is the obviously disjointed nature of it. It's a great book, but I feel it could have been better with a little editing for the trade paperback. I realize that editing books (comic or otherwise) after they've already been published is rare, but it's not unheard of.


JoeHova, JoeHova, JoeHova. You're talking about an industry in which editing books before they've been published is rare. I've mentioned before that I was trained as a book editor, made my living for at last half my adult life as a newspaper editor, & am now an online editor, so maybe I'm more prone than most to hold my quasi-counterparts (rather than the writers) accountable for idiotic missteps ... but if these guys do anything other than play computer games & go to lunch, I never see even the slightest evidence for it.
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