Flashback to the Day of 162 last season, for any reason [X ]
Whatever the regular season equiv. of a Conradian play is [ ]
Hanley Ramirez does an error, Reg. Season Equiv of Conradian or not [ ]
Dramatic late-inning (7th or later) homer [ ]
1-2-3 inning [ X]
Strike out of side [ ]
Pitcher gets a hit [ ]
The little aquariums in the new Marlins ballpark [X ]
The home-run celebration statue... thing [X ]
...Discussed before used [X ]
...Shown in use, live [ ]
...Malfunctions [ ]
...falls apart [ ]
...unexpectedly launches itself into space [ ]
...achieves self-awareness and sends one of the animatronic flamingoes back in time to kill Sarah Connor []
Reference to Miami Heat [X ]
More than three references to Albert Pujols [ X]
Audible swear word [ ]
Reference to how the Orange Bowl used to be there [X ]
Somebody makes a prediction for who will win the World Series [ ]
More than three references to LaRussa [X ]
Reyes gets extra bases [ ]
Reference to how X is the first to X in Marlins Park [X ]
Reference to extra wild card [ X]
Billy Marlin appearance [ ]
Reference to games in Japan [ ]X
SB [X ]
Caught Stealing [ X]
Sac Bunt [ X]
Reference to advanced statistics [ X]
Ozzie Guillen on-field argument [ ]
Rain Delay [ ] (Roof closes for other reason [ ])
Giancarlo is called Mike [ ]
That new Robinson Cano "This is Sportscenter" commercial airs [ ]
David Freese, October Hero [X ]

Holliday is not exactly putting the Pujols thing to rest.

All 17 fans still in the stands agree that the new park is wonderful, ESPN crew.

Great cutoff - could have been a triple.

Mr. Motte is a Bolian and Captain Picard's barber. So now I learn he was also a catcher before converting to a pitcher.

NO FRANCONA...that was pretty much just you who told Papelbon not to give a #### about the guy at first...and it drove me crazy.

Booth crowing over Bonifacio's speed, ignoring that he can't get the freaking ball past the pitcher.

Booth crowing over Bonifacio's speed, ignoring that he can't get the freaking ball past the pitcher.

True, but wouldn't speed be the ideal offensive weapon when he has no other?

With those swings, the era of "Jean Carlos Stanton" is gonna be rather small.

That's a winner! Good start to the season.

I kind of like the new park. Plays weird, but it's so garish you have to admire Loria et. al.

Well, see you all tomorrow, folks.

Meh. It was pretty much an exhibition game since the Marlins really open the season in Cinncinnattii. Still, this time it counts.

Well off to bring a flamethrower to what will surely be a 1000 post thread on racism.

True, but wouldn't speed be the ideal offensive weapon when he has no other?

Hey, with a .341 wOBA he must be doing something right. I mean, its not like a .372 BABIP for two consecutive years would be the craziest thing I've ever seen.

KYLE LOHSE: MARLINS HAVE A PITCHER'S PARK.

Film at 11

Big sample Jon Heyman tweets...

"no world series hangover for Cardinals..."

Of course it would be Angel Hernandez blowing the call at first. I want this man's employment security.