The Onion: Yankees Bury Bernie Williams Under New Stadium For Good Luck

Whatever it takes, right?

Now, we’re not necessarily hoping that having him in the foundation will mean our outfielders will start throwing like Bernie, our hitters will begin hitting like him, or our faster baserunners will start running like him,” Yankees first-year coach Joe Girardi said.

Coach, manager, what’s the difference?

“This is what it means to be a lifelong Yankgluh [sic],” Williams attempted to add.

I admit that I laughed.