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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The Real McCoy: ‘Cincinnati, YOU have a problem’

I bet Dusty Baker could tear a Palmer/Gillette Encyclopedia in half…just like The Swedish Angel with a phone book.

As Cincinnati Reds manager Dusty Baker talked to the media after Tuesday’s 8-3 loss to the Houston Astros, a member of the media relations department laid a copy of the stat pack on his desk - a box score, play-by-play and up-to-date statistics.

Without looking at it, Baker wadded it into the size of an official baseball and fired it hard into his trash basket.

...In addition, the Astros stole four bases in four tries and the Reds made three errors. Whatever happened to the New Era — defense, pitching and manufacturing runs? The Reds are manufacturing runs like GM is going to manufacture Pontiacs. And they brought in catcher Ramon Hernandez for defense. Four stolen bases. No, it isn’t always the catcher’s fault, but he didn’t come close to throwing anybody out.

“Defense? That’s the most frustrating thing is to look up there and see we have three errors,” said Baker. “We work so hard on it and are so conscious of it. We need an errorless streak and that would help everybody.”

Repoz Posted: April 29, 2009 at 12:17 PM | 42 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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   1. Yeaarrgghhhh Posted: April 29, 2009 at 12:55 PM (#3156962)
They brought in Ramon Hernandez for defense? The Reds' FO has been spending too much time with Topher Grace's dealer.
   2. Dan Szymborski Posted: April 29, 2009 at 01:09 PM (#3156973)
Clearly, the 14th-ranked offensive team should be emulating the approach of the 13th-ranked offensive team.
   3. Vida Blew Over the Legal Limit Posted: April 29, 2009 at 01:18 PM (#3156987)
After crumbling the stat sheet, the sweatbanded manager flicked out his toothpick, pulled out his iPod, put on Van Morrison's Tupelo Honey and said, "Hal, let's dance, you sexy, old blind fish....welcome to the Johnnie B. Baker prison yard."
   4. Ok, Griffey's Dunn (Nothing Iffey About Griffey) Posted: April 29, 2009 at 01:31 PM (#3156999)
posted without further comment:

Through April 28:

Reds LFers - .192/.284/.321/.605 OPS w/9bb, 20k and 4 errors
Adam Dunn - .328/.488/.656/1.144 (leading league) w/20bb (leading league), 13k and 1 error
   5. Harveys Wallbangers Posted: April 29, 2009 at 01:42 PM (#3157009)
Could be Adam is having a hot month like any other player.

But I WILL say he looks great in the uniform. And it's not out of the realm of possibility that freed from constant criticism Dunn just UNLOADS on the National League.

Because for all his projected carefree demeanor I think the last few years really did bother Adam..................
   6. zonk Posted: April 29, 2009 at 01:53 PM (#3157023)
I'm trying not to enjoy this too much.
   7. Dewey, Steven Wright Wannabe and Soupuss Posted: April 29, 2009 at 01:58 PM (#3157028)
I'm trying not to enjoy this too much.

What, watching Dusty's leadership skills lead the Reds to... somewhere?
   8. Moloka'i Three-Finger Brown (Declino DeShields) Posted: April 29, 2009 at 02:22 PM (#3157066)
1 error


A bit misleading, insofar as on several occasions he didn't get close enough to the ball to make an error!

Not that I'm complaining; he's been well worth it so far.
   9. YR Denies Jesus Montero Posted: April 29, 2009 at 02:22 PM (#3157068)
Well sure a white guy like Dunn will play well in the chill of Spring. But when he wilts in the heat of Summer, Dusty will have the last laugh!
   10. Lujack Posted: April 29, 2009 at 02:25 PM (#3157071)
How long before hacks will stop using "Houston, we have a problem" or variations on the line? Hasn't this been used enough already?
   11. Tim Stauffer, Trot Nixon's Coming (Dan Lee) Posted: April 29, 2009 at 02:31 PM (#3157076)
I don't really have anything against the Reds, but it's kind of fun to watch the "we're better without Adam Dunn" crowd try to spin the Reds' utter lack of offense. Ditto the "we're better without A-Rod" folks in New York about the Ransom/Pena/Berroa debacle at third base. (They brought in Angel Berroa! On purpose!)
   12. Barnaby Jones Posted: April 29, 2009 at 02:47 PM (#3157104)
How long before hacks will stop using "Houston, we have a problem" or variations on the line? Hasn't this been used enough already?


As soon as people stop writing articles about Atlanta entitled "Braves New World."
   13. Crispix Attacks Posted: April 29, 2009 at 02:54 PM (#3157120)
How long before hacks will stop using "Houston, we have a problem" or variations on the line? Hasn't this been used enough already?


It's been over 40 years now, and they don't seem to be slowing down.

As soon as people stop writing articles about Atlanta entitled "Braves New World."


That's one I've never seen before.
   14. Pasta-diving Jeter (jmac66) Posted: April 29, 2009 at 03:08 PM (#3157146)
How long before hacks will stop using "Houston, we have a problem" or variations on the line?

probably about the time that they stop using "-gate" as a suffix
   15. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: April 29, 2009 at 03:12 PM (#3157152)
"‘Cincinnati, YOU have a problem’"

And its name is Marty Brennaman. But what does that have to do with the article?
   16. Barnaby Jones Posted: April 29, 2009 at 03:17 PM (#3157160)
That's one I've never seen before.

I can't even could the number of times I've seen that phrase in a headline. Some examples from a quick google search:

AOL Fanhouse: It's a Braves New World Out There

Yahoo: Passan: Braves' new world could revolve around Peavy

Forbes: Braves' New World

NYTimes: Chass: Welcome to the Braves' New World: The East

The above is from 1994, showing that the hackney train is much older than I'd hoped.

BP: Perrotto: Braves' New World

Atlanta Business Chronicle: Braves New World: New owner hails $1.5B deal
   17. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: April 29, 2009 at 03:20 PM (#3157163)
I can't even could the number of times I've seen that phrase in a headline. Some examples from a quick google search:

I bet Crispix has seen that headline so much he doesn't even see it anymore...
   18. zonk Posted: April 29, 2009 at 03:23 PM (#3157174)
I will say this, though --

Both the Reds young up-and-comers -- Bruce and Votto (especially Votto) are hitting everything in sight. If not for the amazing Pujols, I would think Joey Votto is the one of the biggest April hitting stories.
   19. cardsfanboy Posted: April 29, 2009 at 03:24 PM (#3157175)
6. zonk Posted: April 29, 2009 at 09:53 AM (#3157023)

I'm trying not to enjoy this too much


I can't help but enjoy it, too many people claimed the Reds Offense will be above average and for the life of me, I couldn't figure out why anyone would think that, even with a cursory glance at their roster.
   20. cardsfanboy Posted: April 29, 2009 at 03:28 PM (#3157185)
If not for the amazing Pujols, I would think Joey Votto is the one of the biggest April hitting stories.

just checked and found it surprising that Pujols is 7th in ops, (Dunn is leading the NL)
   21. Jonathan Gaston Sees You When You're Sleeping Posted: April 29, 2009 at 04:06 PM (#3157245)
How long before hacks will stop using "Houston, we have a problem" or variations on the line? Hasn't this been used enough already?

That hack is Hal McCoy, and he's in the Hall of Fame, and not really a hack at all. When I was growing up in Dayton, McCoy was a rockstar.

I'll admit it's a hack line, but come on. A little respect, please.
   22. Charlie O Posted: April 29, 2009 at 05:10 PM (#3157364)
How long before hacks will stop using "Houston, we have a problem" or variations on the line?

As soon as they get out of the woods. It may be several centuries.
   23. salvomania Posted: April 29, 2009 at 05:26 PM (#3157418)
If not for the amazing Pujols, I would think Joey Votto is the one of the biggest April hitting stories.

just checked and found it surprising that Pujols is 7th in ops, (Dunn is leading the NL)


Pujols has just one hit---a single---since hitting his high-profile grand slam against the Cubs over the weekend. His OPS has dropped 87 points in three days.
   24. Slivers of Maranville (SdeB) Posted: April 29, 2009 at 05:40 PM (#3157455)

How long before hacks will stop using "Houston, we have a problem" or variations on the line? Hasn't this been used enough already?


Hey, don't throw McCoy under the bus.
   25. SoSH U at work Posted: April 29, 2009 at 05:42 PM (#3157463)
That hack is Hal McCoy, and he's in the Hall of Fame, and not really a hack at all. When I was growing up in Dayton, McCoy was a rockstar.


In all likelihood, McCoy didn't write the headline, so the hack remark would be directed at someone else.
   26. RoyalsRetro (AG#1F) Posted: April 29, 2009 at 05:44 PM (#3157470)
How long before hacks will stop using "Houston, we have a problem" or variations on the line?

I don't understand why headline writers use puns. Do they think people actually like puns?
   27. Dan Szymborski Posted: April 29, 2009 at 05:46 PM (#3157481)
Hal McCoy can still be a hack even without writing the headline. And he's not a Hall of Famer, either.

I'm disappointed that I think we've gone a whole day without a Jeff Francoeur article. I want to hear more about Frenchy and the Greatest 269/301/432 Season in Major League History. At the very least, we need another blog entry from Jeff as I need more information about great Delta Airlines travel destinations.
   28. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: April 29, 2009 at 05:49 PM (#3157488)
I'm disappointed that I think we've gone a whole day without a Jeff Francoeur article. I want to heare more about Frenchy and the Greatest 269/301/432 Season in Major League History.

There was some Frenchy goodness in that article about the Braves' left field quagmire. You just have to want it, Dan.
   29. Biff isn't really an apt handle anymore Posted: April 29, 2009 at 05:52 PM (#3157496)
Wow, what the hell is going on with Edwin Encarnacion?
   30. Dan Szymborski Posted: April 29, 2009 at 05:57 PM (#3157508)
There was some Frenchy goodness in that article about the Braves' left field quagmire. You just have to want it, Dan.

But I need more in-depth information from the horse's mouth. I've been eating at Chik-fil-A™ for a month and I need to know what other places are authorized eateries before my intestines give up the ghost.
   31. Dan Szymborski Posted: April 29, 2009 at 05:59 PM (#3157511)
Wow, what the hell is going on with Edwin Encarnacion?

Outside of Votto and Bruce, none of the starters are hitting like major leaguers. Did the Reds secretly hire Lenny Harris as a special hitting instructor this offseason?
   32. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: April 29, 2009 at 05:59 PM (#3157515)
I've been eating at Chik-fil-A™ for a months and I need to know what other places are authorized eateries before my intestines give up the ghost.

If you fly Delta to one of their many international destinations you will be treated to a 5-star restaurant quality in-flight meal.
   33. Dewey, Steven Wright Wannabe and Soupuss Posted: April 29, 2009 at 05:59 PM (#3157516)
Did the Reds secretly hire Lenny Harris as a special hitting instructor this offseason?

Dusty Baker would heartily approve of this hire.
   34. RJ in TO Posted: April 29, 2009 at 06:03 PM (#3157527)
Did the Reds secretly hire Lenny Harris as a special hitting instructor this offseason?

Has Gary Denbo been seen recently? He did a fantastic job of destroying the Jays' offense last season, and I'm assuming he'd love the opportunity to bring his coaching brilliance to the National League.
   35. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: April 29, 2009 at 06:28 PM (#3157608)
"I don't understand why headline writers use puns. Do they think people actually like puns?"

Headline writers like puns, and don't give a #### what other people like. Nice work if you can get it.
   36. Ok, Griffey's Dunn (Nothing Iffey About Griffey) Posted: April 29, 2009 at 06:30 PM (#3157615)
Wow, what the hell is going on with Edwin Encarnacion?

EdE has mercifully been DLed. Apparently, when he injured his wrist early in spring training, he actually fractured a bone. The Reds crack medical team just discovered it yesterday.
   37. The Essex Snead Posted: April 29, 2009 at 06:35 PM (#3157624)
The Reds crack medical team just discovered it yesterday.

To be fair, they probably spent so much time recently sorting out Griffey's various hammy issues that they stopped checking out what's happening w/ players above the waist.
   38. Stately, Plump Buck Mulligan Posted: April 29, 2009 at 06:43 PM (#3157645)
Hal McCoy can still be a hack even without writing the headline.


This is the guy who told us that the Reds traded Homer Bailey to the White Sox for Jermaine Dye during the off-season. He's either a liar or a tool (or both).
   39. bads85 Posted: April 29, 2009 at 06:50 PM (#3157661)
Hal McCoy can still be a hack even without writing the headline.


McCoy is by no means a hack -- his list of accomplishements speak for themselves. He is an old man who suffered a stoke that made him legally blind, but still covers the game because he loves doing it. Sure, he doesn't write as well as he used to, but all writers one day enter the decline phase as the grow old. Unlike many talented writers who grow old, McCoy never turned bitter, even after his stroke.
   40. Dan Szymborski Posted: April 29, 2009 at 07:14 PM (#3157733)
He's not that old.

Actually, on checking the web, I'm conflating some things that Brennaman said as McCoy, so I do have to apologize for that.
   41. Designated Sitter (GGC) Posted: April 29, 2009 at 07:47 PM (#3157863)
I like puns, if theyr'e dunn well.
   42. Walt Davis Posted: April 30, 2009 at 01:49 AM (#3158467)
I like puns, if theyr'e dunn well.

Could you give us an example?

:-)

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