They tell me the first clue should have been when I fell getting out of bed. Again and again. By the way, I do not recommend sitting on a toilet and falling off toward the tub.
Fortunately, my training as an athlete — having played as much golf as I have — saved me.
I’m told I should have dialed 911. That’s funny. Marriott hotels do not have telephones between toilet and tub. And I’m a platinum member and usually get one of the better rooms.
By the way, I understand the true meaning of being a lifetime platinum member. It means there’s a good chance you might die in a hotel room.
I would have called the Bagger, who lives here, but while I was coming here, the son-in-law was taking the family to Disneyland. A spur-of-the-moment thing.
Reminded me of Angry Arte. I go one way, he goes the other.
As I contemplated life on the floor between toilet and tub, just knowing they clean their bathroom floors a lot more than the wife brought me a certain peace.
Eventually I rode the walls back to bed and decided I wouldn’t cover the Dodgers in the morning. I thought that would make me feel better.
Tripon
Posted: March 19, 2013 at 01:14 AM |
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1. Tricky Dick Posted: March 19, 2013 at 09:03 AM (#4391037)Able to show some humor about a stroke.
....and still able to be a prick about it:
This actually made me laugh out loud for the first time ever reading a Simers column.
And I asked myself, "is that the last snark that I will write?"
But he was pretty stupid to ignore the signs and it's hard to imagine a stupider response to what seems like an apparent issue. Falling repeatedly getting out of bed, walking into furniture, etc. Then he falls off the toilet and onto the floor, and his response is to crawl back to bed and call out of work with the intent of sitting alone in his hotel room all day? It never even occurs to him to go get checked out or to have someone aware of his situation or to check on him at least?
I am convinced the reason married men live longer than unmarried men is the wife yells at them for being idiots and makes them go to the Doctor. I guess I doomed myself by getting a divorce. Though the ex is still around to yell at me as needed I guess.
I'm inclined to cut the guy a little slack - if your brain's not working properly (which it isn't if you just had a stroke), it's understandable why you might not be thinking clearly or making the best possible decisions.
Both are better than not being able to hear "Mrs. Johnson, your husband had a stroke."
Or married men are more likely to be insured.
Ichiro could not have a stroke if he wanted to
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