Toronto Star: Dear Blue Jays, we are gathered here ...

mikesapoz invites us to a…“Great story—Halladay and Burnett organized the “wedding” of Aaron Hill and Russ Adams.”

Adams and Hill knew revenge was in the air when a plane circled the field during yesterday morning’s stretch towing a sign that read: “Aaron, will you marry me? I love you. Russ.”

“We thought the fly-by was it,” said Adams…But no.

On reaching the clubhouse, Adams and Hill walked in on a catered affair. In the parking lot, Hill’s SUV was festooned with blue and white balloons and signs, some of which can even be printed here. The best: “Watch us turn two later tonight.”

“They didn’t miss anything,” said Adams, wedding cake still in his hair. “They had a deejay, a freakin’ videographer or whatever you call it, a fondue pot, gifts ... well, gag gifts.