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Sunday, August 10, 2014

Townsend: Kate Upton says Yankees wouldn’t let her wear Tigers’ gear at Yankee Stadium

Life imitates Seinfeld yet again.

As you’ve probably seen or heard by now, Upton was seated directly behind the Tigers’ dugout to watch Verlander’s Tigers play against the Yankees on Tuesday night. At one point, they even had a fun exchange where Upton finally convinced Verlander to toss her a souvenir baseball. It was a light-hearted and fun moment, but apparently that’s as far as the Yankees were willing to let her go to show her support for Detroit.

While filling in for Kelly Ripa on Friday’s Live! with Kelly and Michael, Upton revealed to co-host Michael Strahan that the Yankees specifically told her she couldn’t wear any Tigers’ gear while sitting in the Legends seats at Yankee Stadium.

JE (Jason) Posted: August 10, 2014 at 04:48 PM | 74 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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   1. Bug Selig Posted: August 10, 2014 at 08:09 PM (#4768265)
I don't think Kate Upton should be allowed to wear anything, anywhere.
   2. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: August 10, 2014 at 08:10 PM (#4768266)
Which of us, given the authority to do so, wouldn't tell Kate Upton to take off her clothes?
   3. Jose Can Still Seabiscuit Posted: August 10, 2014 at 08:58 PM (#4768278)
   4. villainx Posted: August 10, 2014 at 09:21 PM (#4768286)
When I found out, Strahan (co)hosting the show was - maybe it speaks ill of me - very surprising.
   5. bobm Posted: August 10, 2014 at 09:41 PM (#4768291)
Upton finally convinced Verlander to toss her a souvenir baseball.


She wouldn't have to ask Derek Jeter twice to toss her a "souvenir baseball."
   6. DanG Posted: August 10, 2014 at 10:07 PM (#4768294)
Justin calls her "BJ" Upton.
   7. Scott Ross Posted: August 10, 2014 at 10:38 PM (#4768303)
Are there stories of other teams doing this or is this a level of douchery that happens only in Yankee Universe?
   8. Infinite Joost (Voxter) Posted: August 10, 2014 at 10:38 PM (#4768304)
Michael Strahan has become a daytime TV host?
   9. greenback calls it soccer Posted: August 10, 2014 at 10:48 PM (#4768307)
He was a natural replacement for Bahbaha Walters.

Are there stories of other teams doing this or is this a level of douchery that happens only in Yankee Universe?

IIRC the Diamondbacks made some Dodgers fans behind home plate change out of their blue gear a couple of years ago.
   10. The Yankee Clapper Posted: August 10, 2014 at 10:54 PM (#4768309)
Anyone have Verlander's splits since he & Upton became an item?
   11. Jeff Francoeur's OPS Posted: August 10, 2014 at 10:59 PM (#4768310)
Verlander would have no shot with Upton if it weren't for the $$$$$.
   12. PreservedFish Posted: August 10, 2014 at 11:11 PM (#4768311)
When I found out, Strahan (co)hosting the show was - maybe it speaks ill of me - very surprising.

Yoda?
   13. Best Regards, President of Comfort, Esq. Posted: August 10, 2014 at 11:23 PM (#4768316)
Are there stories of other teams doing this or is this a level of douchery that happens only in Yankee Universe?


Did she buy the tickets herself, or did the Yankees give them to her?
   14. Scott Ross Posted: August 10, 2014 at 11:32 PM (#4768319)
FTFA: this could be a similar situation to last season when Arizona Diamondbacks owner Ken Kendrick asked Los Angeles Dodgers fans seated in the home plate box seats to change out of their Dodgers gear or change seats because they don't want fans featured prominently on camera wearing opposing colors.

Did she buy the tickets herself, or did the Yankees give them to her?


Does it really matter? Are players' wives required not to sport team gear when they attend away games? Aren't the optics of Kate Upton in a Tigers hat way better than yet another empty seat? Look at the photo--more than half the seats in the pic are vacant.

EDIT: 7 oz. Coke to Greenback
   15. Boxkutter Posted: August 11, 2014 at 02:02 AM (#4768332)
I asked this elsewhere, but never got any replies, so I will ask at BTF:

If you have a choice between pitching for six months at a Cy Young and MVP level, and winning both awards... or having a serious relationship with Kate Upton for six months, which do you choose?
   16.   Posted: August 11, 2014 at 02:42 AM (#4768335)
IIRC the Diamondbacks made some Dodgers fans behind home plate change out of their blue gear a couple of years ago.


#### you, Kirk Gibson
   17. Swoboda is freedom Posted: August 11, 2014 at 03:47 AM (#4768337)
If you have a choice between pitching for six months at a Cy Young and MVP level, and winning both awards... or having a serious relationship with Kate Upton for six months, which do you choose?

I think if you pitched at that level, you would have a good choice of women. Maybe not Upton level, but nice. See Matt Harvey.
   18. Robert in Manhattan Beach Posted: August 11, 2014 at 05:28 AM (#4768338)
If you have a choice between pitching for six months at a Cy Young and MVP level, and winning both awards... or having a serious relationship with Kate Upton for six months, which do you choose?

I'll take the Cy, easy call. There's no shortage of pretty girls out there.
   19. Lassus Posted: August 11, 2014 at 07:12 AM (#4768343)
I'm just imagining the threads at BTF for the awesome contract I could get and the incredible flameout that would follow those magical six months pitching.
   20. zonk Posted: August 11, 2014 at 08:04 AM (#4768355)
If you have a choice between pitching for six months at a Cy Young and MVP level, and winning both awards... or having a serious relationship with Kate Upton for six months, which do you choose?


Upton. And it's not that close.

Pitchers are stupid.

Now... if we want to talk about a non-PED Bondsian season, I'll reconsider.
   21. 'zop sympathizes with the wrong ####### people Posted: August 11, 2014 at 08:12 AM (#4768358)
If you have a choice between pitching for six months at a Cy Young and MVP level, and winning both awards... or having a serious relationship with Kate Upton for six months, which do you choose?


Not only would I pick the pitching, I'd seriously question my friendship with anyone who picked Upton (or any other woman, for that matter).
   22. My name is Votto, and I love to get blotto Posted: August 11, 2014 at 08:36 AM (#4768365)
Not only would I pick the pitching, I'd seriously question my friendship with anyone who picked Upton (or any other woman, for that matter).


+1. If you were so inclined, you could parlay that Cy Young into a lifetime supply of babes.
   23. Shooty Survived the Shutdown of '14! Posted: August 11, 2014 at 09:02 AM (#4768374)
Definitely the Cy Young.
   24. The Good Face Posted: August 11, 2014 at 09:04 AM (#4768375)
Not only would I pick the pitching, I'd seriously question my friendship with anyone who picked Upton (or any other woman, for that matter).

+1. If you were so inclined, you could parlay that Cy Young into a lifetime supply of babes.


Confirming this.
   25. Astroenteritis (tom) Posted: August 11, 2014 at 09:18 AM (#4768378)
If you have a choice between pitching for six months at a Cy Young and MVP level, and winning both awards... or having a serious relationship with Kate Upton for six months, which do you choose?


If I were 30 years younger, this might be a tough one. But to be the oldest Cy Young winner ever by a wide margin, that would be so cool. I might force Jamie Moyer out of retirement with my exploits.
Plus, as sappy as it sounds, I'm really crazy about my wife.
   26. vivaelpujols Posted: August 11, 2014 at 09:34 AM (#4768385)
I'd take the Cy Young. There's some girls (just based on looks) that I would trade a Cy Young for, but Kate Upton isn't one of them.
   27. snapper (history's 42nd greatest monster) Posted: August 11, 2014 at 09:37 AM (#4768390)
If I were 30 years younger, this might be a tough one. But to be the oldest Cy Young winner ever by a wide margin, that would be so cool. I might force Jamie Moyer out of retirement with my exploits.
Plus, as sappy as it sounds, I'm really crazy about my wife.


Seconded, I'll keep the wife and take the Cy Young.

   28. BDC Posted: August 11, 2014 at 10:01 AM (#4768411)
If you have a choice between pitching for six months at a Cy Young and MVP level, and winning both awards... or having a serious relationship with Kate Upton for six months, which do you choose?

Flags fly forever, man, and nobody five years from now will remember who Kate Upton was.

Also, think about it. You know October is coming and you have to stop pitching anyway. But imagine entering a relationship with a nice woman with the foreknowledge that she is fixing to dump you in six months. This will cast a pall on things.
   29. valuearbitrageur Posted: August 11, 2014 at 10:02 AM (#4768415)
[I'd take the Cy Young. There's some girls (just based on looks) that I would trade a Cy Young for, but Kate Upton isn't one of them.
/quote]

Even if she was the best girl ever, she's still just one girl. She doesn't have a magic vagina, does she?

CY Young is clearly only answer. There are thousands of girls as good looking as Kate, and there are far more important things about a girl you have to spend 6 months with than her looks.
   30. Jolly Old St. Nick Is A Jolly Old St. Crip Posted: August 11, 2014 at 10:24 AM (#4768432)
If you have a choice between pitching for six months at a Cy Young and MVP level, and winning both awards... or having a serious relationship with Kate Upton for six months, which do you choose?

IOW would you rather bang Kate Upton for six months, or would you rather be Willie Hernandez?
   31. vivaelpujols Posted: August 11, 2014 at 10:33 AM (#4768437)
Well either way you're doing it for status/pride. I'd say sleeping with a 10/10, gorgeous girl for 6 months is about as fun as being an insanely good pitcher for 6 months.
   32. Shooty Survived the Shutdown of '14! Posted: August 11, 2014 at 10:37 AM (#4768438)
IOW would you rather bang Kate Upton for six months, or would you rather be Willie Hernandez?

MVP AND Cy Young AND a WS championship?
   33. You Know Nothing JT Snow (YR) Posted: August 11, 2014 at 10:45 AM (#4768445)
+1. If you were so inclined, you could parlay that Cy Young into a lifetime supply of babes


John Denny is still pulling them in.
   34. DKDC Posted: August 11, 2014 at 11:07 AM (#4768468)
Personally, I'd take six months as a decent LOOGY on a bad team over six months with Upton.
   35. thetailor Posted: August 11, 2014 at 11:15 AM (#4768479)
Ha! Yeah like #34 said ... a better question is how little would you need to choose baseball over Kate Upton?

I'd rather have the MVP and Cy Young than 6 months of Upton ... but I think I'd rather 6 months of Upton than being a LOOGY.

Where's the line? Kershaw > Trout > Posey > Wheeler > Kate Upton > Prado > Carlyle
   36. snapper (history's 42nd greatest monster) Posted: August 11, 2014 at 11:18 AM (#4768484)
Personally, I'd take six months as a decent LOOGY on a bad team over six months with Upton.

Just on degree of difficulty you've got to choose MLB. It's much easier for a normal guy to land a hot girlfriend than to make the bigs. Is there really that much of a difference going from a normal hot woman to a supermodel?

Where's the line? Kershaw > Trout > Posey > Wheeler > Kate Upton > Prado > Carlyle

Martin Prado has $27M in career earnings.
   37. vivaelpujols Posted: August 11, 2014 at 11:21 AM (#4768489)
Is there really that much of a difference going from a normal hot woman to a supermodel?


But it's not just banging a hot chick, it's banging the girl who's considered the hottest in the country essentially. IOW, what would you rather tell people you did? Bang a girl on the cover or Sports Illustrated or pitcher 6 months as a middle reliever for the Twins?
   38. vivaelpujols Posted: August 11, 2014 at 11:25 AM (#4768497)
Martin Prado has $27M in career earnings.


Kevin Federline has a net worth of 6 million.
   39. thetailor Posted: August 11, 2014 at 11:27 AM (#4768499)
Martin Prado has $27M in career earnings.

I feel like the people who make it into those supermodel circles do well. That's not just six months of sex, that's six months of going to those parties and meeting all of those people too.
   40. snapper (history's 42nd greatest monster) Posted: August 11, 2014 at 11:27 AM (#4768500)
But it's not just banging a hot chick, it's banging the girl who's considered the hottest in the country essentially. IOW, what would you rather tell people you did? Bang a girl on the cover or Sports Illustrated or pitcher 6 months as a middle reliever for the Twins?

Playing in MLB is a much bigger achievement than finding a really hot girl with bad taste in men ;-)
   41. vivaelpujols Posted: August 11, 2014 at 11:29 AM (#4768504)
Bob Tufts is honored
   42. puck Posted: August 11, 2014 at 11:42 AM (#4768514)
I feel like the people who make it into those supermodel circles do well. That's not just six months of sex, that's six months of going to those parties and meeting all of those people too.


We're getting very close to another Seinfeld reference.
   43. BDC Posted: August 11, 2014 at 11:47 AM (#4768520)
I guess this is another one of those eternal questions, like would you rather be Joe DiMaggio or Arthur Miller.
   44. snapper (history's 42nd greatest monster) Posted: August 11, 2014 at 11:54 AM (#4768529)
I guess this is another one of those eternal questions, like would you rather be Joe DiMaggio or Arthur Miller.

Can I take Yogi Berra instead, or even Phil Rizzuto? DiMaggio seemed like a miserable, unhappy SOB.
   45. JRVJ Posted: August 11, 2014 at 12:03 PM (#4768540)
I'm 43, and am getting to the point where the idea of 6 months with a lovely woman like Ms. Upton isn't that appealing to me, for the simple reason that I'd probably get bored after the first week of (hopefully great) sex and parties and yada yada yada.

I'm also finding that I find MILFs, MUCH more atractive to my middle aged eye than young model types (I often times feel guilty when looking at youngish model type girls, especially those around the 18 year old mark).
   46. Jolly Old St. Nick Is A Jolly Old St. Crip Posted: August 11, 2014 at 12:24 PM (#4768562)
I feel like the people who make it into those supermodel circles do well. That's not just six months of sex, that's six months of going to those parties and meeting all of those people too.


I can't think of a sadder ambition, but then to each his own.

We're getting very close to another Seinfeld reference.

Or Dov Charney.
   47. Xander Posted: August 11, 2014 at 12:47 PM (#4768582)
Verlander would have no shot with Upton if it weren't for the $$$$$.
And she'd have no shot at Verlander if it wasn't for her looks.
   48. billyshears Posted: August 11, 2014 at 01:00 PM (#4768594)
I think for this hypothetical to work, you have to assume that, for whatever reason, you are unable to parlay your pitching success into success with other women. The choice has to be a Cy Young or Kate Upton, and the rest of your life remains as is in each case. Otherwise, it's too easy to choose the Cy Young.
   49. dr. scott Posted: August 11, 2014 at 01:16 PM (#4768614)
Verlander would have no shot with Upton if it weren't for the $$$$$.


For the record Upton paid the bar tab for her, Nathan and Verlander at the bar next to my house. It was apparently only $160, but it was only three people at a dive bar... that is a lot of alcohol. And Nathan still beat the A's the next night...

And agree. Cy young.... the contract id sign for the next year would set me for life.... and I really like my wife.
   50. BDC Posted: August 11, 2014 at 01:23 PM (#4768619)
Can I take Yogi Berra instead, or even Phil Rizzuto?

I was only being absurd, but it's interesting that you propose two of the most legendarily-happily-married men in baseball history.

When DiMaggio married Marilyn Monroe, Yogi is supposed to have said, "Well, that beats hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto."
   51. Lars6788 Posted: August 11, 2014 at 01:35 PM (#4768626)
I think she's chubby though I'm in my mother's basement as we speak. I guess she has nice attributes and the hype has made her out to be this glamourous, flirty supermodel type.
   52. Joey B. "disrespects the A" Posted: August 11, 2014 at 01:40 PM (#4768628)
Not only would I pick the pitching, I'd seriously question my friendship with anyone who picked Upton (or any other woman, for that matter).

Congratulations, you just made the gayest comment in BTF history.
   53. Random Transaction Generator Posted: August 11, 2014 at 01:52 PM (#4768638)
(I often times feel guilty when looking at youngish model type girls, especially those around the 18 year old mark).


It's a natural biological instinct, so don't feel guilty. Just don't turn "looking" into "leering", and you'll be okay.
   54. Jolly Old St. Nick Is A Jolly Old St. Crip Posted: August 11, 2014 at 02:08 PM (#4768652)
Can I take Yogi Berra instead, or even Phil Rizzuto?


I was only being absurd, but it's interesting that you propose two of the most legendarily-happily-married men in baseball history.

And Carmen Berra and Cora Rizzuto were among the handful of Yankees' wives back then who didn't look like they'd been shot through the forest and hit every tree, so it wasn't as if they were just following Jimmy Soul's advice for marital happiness.
   55. JRVJ Posted: August 11, 2014 at 02:10 PM (#4768654)
Just don't turn "looking" into "leering", and you'll be okay.


Yeah, but super model types, even nymphish ones close to 18 are mutants, man.

Can't really not "leer", if you know what I mean.
   56. Lassus Posted: August 11, 2014 at 02:22 PM (#4768663)
Yeah, but super model types, even nymphish ones close to 18 are mutants, man.

Real, true models are mostly rather unnaturally tall.
   57. valuearbitrageur Posted: August 11, 2014 at 03:39 PM (#4768739)
How will i feel if Kate turns out to be a lousy lay? Lazy, selfish, obsessed over her preference for a man with a monster 5 inch **** much bigger than mine?

How will I feel if being a Cy Young level starter isn't as fun as I thought? Constant pressure, expectations, limited privacy? Then I can at least console myself by ####### a different Kate Upton lookalike every nite who doesn't complain about the size of my 3 inch ****.
   58. snapper (history's 42nd greatest monster) Posted: August 11, 2014 at 03:46 PM (#4768748)
Real, true models are mostly rather unnaturally tall.

And not very "hot", if you ask me. 5'10" and 95 lbs is not the figure I prefer in women.
   59. snapper (history's 42nd greatest monster) Posted: August 11, 2014 at 03:47 PM (#4768750)
How will i feel if Kate turns out to be a lousy lay? Lazy, selfish, obsessed over her preference for a man with a monster 5 inch **** much bigger than mine?

How will I feel if being a Cy Young level starter isn't as fun as I thought? Constant pressure, expectations, limited privacy? Then I can at least console myself by ####### a different Kate Upton lookalike every nite who doesn't complain about the size of my 3 inch ****.


And, I think we now have a new winner for most awkward BBTF TMI reveal.
   60. Jolly Old St. Nick Is A Jolly Old St. Crip Posted: August 11, 2014 at 04:08 PM (#4768779)
And, I think we now have a new winner for most awkward BBTF TMI reveal.

There used to be a guy in a downtown Durham (N.C.) pool room who'd immediately ask every road player if they wanted to gamble as soon as they walked into the room.

If they said "Sure, how much?", he'd then say "What about for fifty?"

And if they still said yes, he'd then say, "Here's my fifty. I bet my dick is littler than yours."

And funny, nobody ever took him up on it. My man never lost the bet.
   61. 'zop sympathizes with the wrong ####### people Posted: August 11, 2014 at 04:13 PM (#4768786)
Not only would I pick the pitching, I'd seriously question my friendship with anyone who picked Upton (or any other woman, for that matter).

Congratulations, you just made the gayest comment in BTF history.


Not that there's anything wrong with that, amirite?
   62. Moeball Posted: August 11, 2014 at 04:19 PM (#4768795)
Are there stories of other teams doing this or is this a level of douchery that happens only in Yankee Universe?


Well, at Yankee Stadium you get a variety of douchery attitudes - if they aren't telling you what to wear, they're telling you that you can't go to the bathroom during God Bless America.

I'm sure they also pummel any fan who doesn't kneel and genuflect when the "King of NY" walks by.

As to Ms. Upton, yes, she is a feast for the eyes but, in all honesty, I see women that gorgeous on the beaches of San Diego all the time. Yes, even in January.

If you have a choice between pitching for six months at a Cy Young and MVP level, and winning both awards... or having a serious relationship with Kate Upton for six months, which do you choose?


Who said anything about wanting a serious relationship with Kate Upton?

DiMaggio seemed like a miserable, unhappy SOB.


You try living with Marilyn Monroe and you'd be depressed, too.
   63. Rennie's Tenet Posted: August 11, 2014 at 04:45 PM (#4768829)
(I often times feel guilty when looking at youngish model type girls, especially those around the 18 year old mark).


I haven't watched women's figure skating since 1994.
   64. JRVJ Posted: August 11, 2014 at 05:27 PM (#4768861)
And not very "hot", if you ask me. 5'10" and 95 lbs is not the figure I prefer in women.


Yeah, I don't think Kate Upton is 95 lbs.

How will i feel if Kate turns out to be a lousy lay? Lazy, selfish, obsessed over her preference for a man with a monster 5 inch **** much bigger than mine?


Rodney Dangerfield had a great bit where there was this girl he was trying to bed who once told him: "Rodney, I am on the rebound and right now if I got together with you, we'd have mad, passionate sex, and I'm afraid I'd only use you".

To which Rodney replied: "Use me, use me, baby!".
   65. snapper (history's 42nd greatest monster) Posted: August 11, 2014 at 05:28 PM (#4768862)
Yeah, I don't think Kate Upton is 95 lbs.

Of course not, Lassus was talking about the "traditional" fashion model types.
   66. Dale Sams Posted: August 11, 2014 at 05:40 PM (#4768871)
Six months with Kate? Pttt....six months flys by in a second. Now if the question were a Cy Young Award/MVP or FOREVER (well, lifetime...this isn't Twilight Zone) with Kate Upton?
   67. snapper (history's 42nd greatest monster) Posted: August 11, 2014 at 05:49 PM (#4768876)
Six months with Kate? Pttt....six months flys by in a second. Now if the question were a Cy Young Award/MVP or FOREVER (well, lifetime...this isn't Twilight Zone) with Kate Upton?

Forever, you better be damn sure you actually like her. Looks fade, but annoying lasts for ever.
   68. The Id of SugarBear Blanks Posted: August 11, 2014 at 05:58 PM (#4768884)
She doesn't look that great without makeup. Seems more fun than most of the supermodels.
   69. Shredder Posted: August 11, 2014 at 06:24 PM (#4768908)
Verlander would have no shot with Upton if it weren't for the $$$$$.
Pretty sure this is a pretty big barrier to entry for any guy that wants to date Kate Upton. I don't think it speaks ill of Verlander. Not saying she's a gold digger, but I'm guessing most of the people she interacts with socially are fairly well off.
   70. Jick Posted: August 11, 2014 at 06:50 PM (#4768927)
Rodney Dangerfield had a great bit where there was this girl he was trying to bed who once told him: "Rodney, I am on the rebound and right now if I got together with you, we'd have mad, passionate sex, and I'm afraid I'd only use you".

To which Rodney replied: "Use me, use me, baby!".


Also somewhat on-topic is George Carlin's "I never ###### a ten. But one night...I ###### five twos."
   71. the Hugh Jorgan returns Posted: August 11, 2014 at 06:54 PM (#4768929)
As to Ms. Upton, yes, she is a feast for the eyes but, in all honesty, I see women that gorgeous on the beaches of San Diego all the time. Yes, even in January.


Beautiful women are everywhere. Go downtown in any major city in the world and have a good look around. The women heading into the offices for finance, law and advertising are just off the charts good looking. As in San Diego, head to a beach in Sydney in summer and you'll see hundreds of women just as attractive as Ms. Upton.
Heck, my girlfriend is 40 and has 3 kids and she gets guys staring at her all the time; she's really attractive.

But to stand on the mound and pitch in just one game of MLB; THAT would be awesome.
   72. Never Give an Inge (Dave) Posted: August 11, 2014 at 08:03 PM (#4768969)
Just on degree of difficulty you've got to choose MLB. It's much easier for a normal guy to land a hot girlfriend than to make the bigs. Is there really that much of a difference going from a normal hot woman to a supermodel?

This. Left to my own devices, my track record in dating/marriage has been much more impressive than my baseball career. (My wife is "out of my league", but I was never as successful in fooling my baseball coaches.) In that context, the 6 months of Cy Young pitching is a no-brainer.

The trade-off would be more interesting if the alternatives were more clearly defined and equivalent. In the 6 months of Cy Young pitching, do I stay happily married or am I stuck in a miserable relationship? While I'm dating Kate Upton, am I a journeyman MLB pitcher or am I cleaning the stadium bathrooms?
   73. Spahn Insane Posted: August 11, 2014 at 08:23 PM (#4768979)
Also somewhat on-topic is George Carlin's "I never ###### a ten. But one night...I ###### five twos."

Thanks for that--I'd totally forgotten that line. Hilarious.
   74. Spahn Insane Posted: August 11, 2014 at 08:25 PM (#4768981)
Beautiful women are everywhere. Go downtown in any major city in the world and have a good look around.

Boy howdy. Just bike commuting home from the Loop on the lakefront path on a random summer evening, I'd lose count if I were inclined to try.

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