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Thursday, September 09, 2010

University of Miami Baseball Player Frankie Ratcliff Busted for Selling Pot

Ratcliff? Are they remaking The Harder They Come?

The University of Miami football players have cleaned up their act in a big way, but everyonce in a while another of the school’s sports’ athletes keep the “Thug U” image alive. Last night, 19-year-old Frankie Ratcliff, a freshman on the school’s storied baseball program was arrested for trying to sell marijuana to undercover cops on campus. Once they searched his apartment they also found steroids.

Ratcliff was arrested last night around 9 pm after trying to sell the drugs to undercover cops. Apparently he was offering 21 grams for $220. He signed a consent form allowing police to search his apartment. There police found more pot, totaling 101 grams, and 19 vials of steroids.

Ratcliff now faces charges of possession with the intent to sell within one thousand feet of a school, possession of more than 20 grams of cannabis and possession of a controlled substance, and is being held on $20,000 bond.

Repoz Posted: September 09, 2010 at 03:49 PM | 76 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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   1. WillieMays Haze Posted: September 09, 2010 at 04:11 PM (#3637007)
Legalize it.
   2. Joey B.: posting for the kids of northeast Ohio Posted: September 09, 2010 at 04:16 PM (#3637016)
He signed a consent form allowing police to search his apartment. There police found more pot, totaling 101 grams, and 19 vials of steroids.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, to say the least. He was probably using too much of his own product.
   3. My name is Votto, and I love to get blotto Posted: September 09, 2010 at 04:24 PM (#3637027)
We'll see if he gets a lighter sentence than AJ Green.
   4. Nasty Nate Posted: September 09, 2010 at 04:25 PM (#3637028)
Apparently he was offering 21 grams for $220.


I'm surprised this is in the story. Normally, it's just "bused for selling 21 g, which according to police has a street value of $5,000 (or some other ridiculous amount),"
   5. Davo Dozier Posted: September 09, 2010 at 04:33 PM (#3637038)
He signed a consent form allowing police to search his apartment. There police found more pot, totaling 101 grams, and 19 vials of steroids.
How do you live for 19 years and never watch a single episode of Law and Order? What did he think was gonna happen? What possible benefit did he think he'd achieve by inviting the police into his home to find the drugs he knew he was holding?
   6. Dale Sams Posted: September 09, 2010 at 04:42 PM (#3637053)
"Sign this. Cooperate. Maybe you'll get a lighter sentence. Make me get a search warrant, and it's going to make you look worse."
   7. Steve Treder Posted: September 09, 2010 at 04:45 PM (#3637056)
I, for one, am heartened at the news that this terrible scourge of marijuana has now been thwarted at last. Thank you, War on Drugs!
   8. Cowboy Popup Posted: September 09, 2010 at 04:47 PM (#3637061)
Since baseball players usually don't get full scholarships, you would expect them to get part time jobs. I don't see the point in arresting someone for it.
   9. rLr Is King Of The Romans And Above Grammar Posted: September 09, 2010 at 04:47 PM (#3637063)
When the cops come to your door without a warrant, keep them out and call an attorney.
   10. Hack Wilson Posted: September 09, 2010 at 04:47 PM (#3637066)
What possible benefit did he think he'd achieve by inviting the police into his home to find the drugs he knew he was holding?


Really would it matter, I have heard this from a cop:

I'm taking you along to the station...I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.
   11. zachtoma Posted: September 09, 2010 at 04:48 PM (#3637067)
Don't you have time to ditch the stash if you make them go get a warrant?
   12. For the Turnstiles (andeux) Posted: September 09, 2010 at 04:50 PM (#3637071)
Don't you have time to ditch the stash if you make them go get a warrant?

Not if you're already in custody.
   13. Cowboy Popup Posted: September 09, 2010 at 04:51 PM (#3637074)
Don't you have time to ditch the stash if you make them go get a warrant?

He was probably in custody and would have remained in custody while they got a warrant. And cops can also legally not let you into your home unaccompanied while they are waiting for a warrant to be filled out even if you aren't in custody already.

Even if he were at home alone, depending on Florida's laws, the cops might be able to argue that exigent circumstances (like him having time to get rid of the stash) were sufficient to come in without a warrant.
   14. My name is Votto, and I love to get blotto Posted: September 09, 2010 at 04:51 PM (#3637075)
How do you live for 19 years and never watch a single episode of Law and Order?


I'm 34 and have never seen an episode.
   15. Pasta-diving Jeter (jmac66) Posted: September 09, 2010 at 04:53 PM (#3637079)
you gotta figure he was using the pot to mellow out and avoid roid rage
   16. Steve Treder Posted: September 09, 2010 at 04:54 PM (#3637084)
I'm 34 and have never seen an episode.

Then obviously you've never turned on a television set, because as far as I can determine, some version of Law & Order is on every channel, 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
   17. Swedish Chef Posted: September 09, 2010 at 04:55 PM (#3637087)
What possible benefit did he think he'd achieve by inviting the police into his home to find the drugs he knew he was holding?

Well, he can claim his consent is evidence that he was unaware of the larger drug stash. If that fails it is evidence that he is desperately stupid and should receive a lenient sentence because of mental insufficiency.
   18. Steve Sparks Flying Everywhere Posted: September 09, 2010 at 04:57 PM (#3637093)
Was he busted in his apartment or somewhere else on campus? I'm not sure the cops would have the probable cause to get a warrant to search his apartment if he was busted for selling in the middle of campus.
   19. A big pile of nonsense (gef the talking mongoose) Posted: September 09, 2010 at 05:37 PM (#3637120)
Then obviously you've never turned on a television set, because as far as I can determine, some version of Law & Order is on every channel, 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

Hell, even Mr. Hasn't-Watched-TV-in-Eons -- a/k/a me -- has seen dozens & dozens of episodes.
   20. Davo Dozier Posted: September 09, 2010 at 05:50 PM (#3637126)
I just don't get it. I was pulled over for speeding late at night, and--after I passed a field sobriety test--the officer asked if he could search my car. Even though the worst thing he was gonna find was my dog-eared copy of Atlas Shrugged, I still didn't consent (and ten minutes later I was on my way home with a speeding ticket).

Why do people become so stupid when they have to deal with police officers? They just toss their rights out the window.
   21. Van Lingle Mungo Jerry Posted: September 09, 2010 at 05:55 PM (#3637130)
Why do people become so stupid when they have to deal with police officers? They just toss their rights out the window.


It probably has something to do with the fact that cops are trained in how to get you to toss your rights out the window. A little fear and nervousness on your part plus a time-tested patter a la post #6 above equals a voluntary waiver.
   22. Dale Sams Posted: September 09, 2010 at 06:00 PM (#3637133)
I've never seen a Law & Order, CSI or Boston Legal...

ok, I admit on the last one I watched about 15 minutes cause Shatner and Spader (who is looking remarkably like Shatner) were doing a really, really bizarre scene involving some woman's pajamas and Shatner's impotence.
   23. My name is Votto, and I love to get blotto Posted: September 09, 2010 at 06:01 PM (#3637134)
I've seen it on, but never stopped long enough to have actually watched it.
   24. odds are meatwad is drunk Posted: September 09, 2010 at 06:10 PM (#3637145)
Lets see 3/4 of a zip for 220? If its not dank then its a rip off
   25. bads85 Posted: September 09, 2010 at 06:16 PM (#3637157)
I, for one, am heartened at the news that this terrible scourge of marijuana has now been thwarted at last. Thank you, War on Drugs!


Me too --- it is another step on the path to victory!
   26. An Athletic in Powderhorn™ Posted: September 09, 2010 at 06:35 PM (#3637175)
Kids, this is why you don't sell to strangers. Clearly Ratliff's not a business major. It always disappoints me to see someone live down to the Braindead Pothead stereotype.

Lets see 3/4 of a zip for 220? If its not dank then its a rip off"


I never bought in that quantity, but if I'm doing the math right that's pretty cheap. Probably skankweed. I suppose it's good the kid got arrested, so there's more room in the market for dealers who are actually competent.
   27. A big pile of nonsense (gef the talking mongoose) Posted: September 09, 2010 at 06:49 PM (#3637197)
I've never seen a Law & Order, CSI or Boston Legal...


I've never seen an episode of those last two, either ... though isn't Boston Legal some sort of spin-off (&/or quasi-sequel to, &/or had some sort of crossover with, or something) of The Practice? I watched the first couple of years of that. At one point, back of course when I had TV, I was quite fond of most of the courtroom-oriented shows, probably from having spent most of my (rather short; I was an editor a lot longer than I was a reporter, since I'm, y'know, a supergenius & all) reporting career covering the courts,
   28. Shooty Survived the Shutdown of '14! Posted: September 09, 2010 at 06:55 PM (#3637203)
I learned last week that in New York, if you buy 4 grams of cocaine, you get the 5th for free! (Don't ask, long story and FTR, United States Justice Department, I did not partake in anything harder than Tsingtao beer.) That still cracks me up. That's one step away from coupons!
   29. A big pile of nonsense (gef the talking mongoose) Posted: September 09, 2010 at 07:00 PM (#3637213)
21 g, which according to police has a street value of $5,000 (or some other ridiculous amount),"


Back in the mid-'90s or so our executive editor in Little Rock decreed that we stop publishing street values in drug-bust stories. Since he was & undoubtedly still is a self-styled libertarian as well as mad as 50 hatters (not that the two are mutually exclusive concepts by any means; I mean, just look around BTF), I figure he was doing his best to remove any price restraints on the local market.
   30. odds are meatwad is drunk Posted: September 09, 2010 at 07:04 PM (#3637218)
Its a good deal for dank anytjing else its a rip off
   31. My Grate Friend Peason's pants are rankled Posted: September 09, 2010 at 07:16 PM (#3637234)
Imeat, surely you're not trying to start a pot thread?
   32. A big pile of nonsense (gef the talking mongoose) Posted: September 09, 2010 at 07:21 PM (#3637240)
I suppose that would explain the, uh, typing ...
   33. Ron Johnson Posted: September 09, 2010 at 07:21 PM (#3637241)
Shooty, your dealer doesn't have a loyalty card program? Time to shop around.
   34. You Know Nothing JT Snow (YR) Posted: September 09, 2010 at 07:30 PM (#3637248)
When the cops come to your door without a warrant, keep them out and call an attorney.


Resisting arrest are ya? Aggressive and belligerent? Officer Johnson prepare the Taser. Any of you hippie fockers even think of videotaping this and we'll have your ass in county too.
   35. Pat Rapper's Delight Posted: September 09, 2010 at 07:30 PM (#3637249)
because as far as I can determine, some version of <strike>Law & Order</strike> America's Funniest Home Videos is on every channel, 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

As for Boston Legal, I never watched it while first-run but I've really been getting into it the last couple of years in syndication (It airs after the local news on Sundays in Dallas). Great show. Love Shatner's character. Spader, not so much.
   36. vortex of dissipation Posted: September 09, 2010 at 07:40 PM (#3637257)
Since baseball players usually don't get full scholarships, you would expect them to get part time jobs. I don't see the point in arresting someone for it.


I don't know if this is still the case, or even whether it's an NCAA rule or just one at the school I went to, but back in the late 1970s when I was on the baseball team at a Pac-10 school, you weren't allowed to work at all during the school year if you had even a partial scholarship.
   37. Shooty Survived the Shutdown of '14! Posted: September 09, 2010 at 07:41 PM (#3637259)
Shooty, your dealer doesn't have a loyalty card program? Time to shop around.


Not me, man! I did annoy the guys I was with by singing "I'm waiting for my man" over and over after they made their call.
   38. ?Donde esta Dagoberto Campaneris? Posted: September 09, 2010 at 07:42 PM (#3637262)
I never bought in that quantity, but if I'm doing the math right that's pretty cheap. Probably skankweed. I suppose it's good the kid got arrested, so there's more room in the market for dealers who are actually competent.

Can you get decent weed on the East Coast at reasonable price? As recently as 5 years ago, the price delta from East Coast to West Coast was huge for good stuff.
   39. Gold Star - just Gold Star Posted: September 09, 2010 at 07:43 PM (#3637265)
Resisting arrest are ya? Aggressive and belligerent? Officer Johnson prepare the Taser. Any of you hippie fockers even think of videotaping this and we'll have your ass in county too.
When they kick out your front door
How you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or on the trigger of your gun
   40. An Athletic in Powderhorn™ Posted: September 09, 2010 at 07:45 PM (#3637267)
Its a good deal for dank anytjing else its a rip off"


Huh. Either I did the math wrong (very possible) or I should have been buying in bulk for the price break. (I'd rather not consider the possibility that my friend always overcharged me.) Legal disclaimer: My stoner days are far behind me. I haven't bought weed in years.

I've never seen any of the regular Law & Orders, but I used to watch a hell of a lot of SVU. I know, I know. I'm not proud of it.

Can you get decent weed on the East Coast at reasonable price? As recently as 5 years ago, the price delta from East Coast to West Coast was huge for good stuff."


I never bought any on the West Coast, so I can't compare prices. But what I paid back East seemed reasonable enough.
   41. Famous Original Joe C Posted: September 09, 2010 at 07:50 PM (#3637278)
Can you get decent weed on the East Coast at reasonable price? As recently as 5 years ago, the price delta from East Coast to West Coast was huge for good stuff.

What's reasonable? I would say the price being offered up in this story would be a pretty good deal if it were good.

You know, not that I'd know or anything.
   42. Walt Davis Posted: September 09, 2010 at 07:51 PM (#3637281)
but everyonce in a while another of the school’s sports’ athletes keep the “Thug U” image alive. Last night, 19-year-old Frankie Ratcliff, a freshman on the school’s storied baseball program was arrested for trying to sell marijuana to undercover cops on campus.

Carleton College = Thug U! Yes!!

Every occasional dealer and home grower I knew probably has a silly grin on his face right now and is saying "Dude! I'm a thug!!"

And what's wrong with some of you -- the first 4-5 seasons of Law & Order are some of the best TV that's ever been produced. Jerry Orbach was f'ing brilliant on that show. The guy who played Adam Schiff was great too -- the show where his wife dies is some of the best acting I've ever seen on TV. The character actors on the side were really spot on. Once McCoy comes along and tones down the righteous zeal and Claire (swoon!) really hits her stride, the show was really, really good.
   43. You Know Nothing JT Snow (YR) Posted: September 09, 2010 at 07:54 PM (#3637289)
I've never seen an episode of Law & Order or any of its permutations. I was a pretty avid viewer of "First 48" on A&E, especially because they frequently had episodes in Memphis where I used to live. Scary place, really depressing to recognize so many landmarks where's they're recovering murder victims. "Hey, there's the convenience store around the corner! You know, the one that was stealing our cable TV!"
   44. ?Donde esta Dagoberto Campaneris? Posted: September 09, 2010 at 07:55 PM (#3637294)
But what I paid back East seemed reasonable enough.

If you paid that much for "skankweed," it wasn't reasonable. At least not by WC standards.

Good herbs on the west coast are about $50-60 per 1/8 ounce (which is 3.5 grams.) Junk, if you can find someone to sale it to you, is about $80 an ounce (28 grams.) I'm really just curious. The wide discrepancy in prices was always something odd to me- but I'm getting too old to know if that has changed recently. For the sake of 19 year-old east coasters, I would sure hope so.
   45. Cowboy Popup Posted: September 09, 2010 at 07:55 PM (#3637296)
Either I did the math wrong (very possible) or I should have been buying in bulk for the price break. (I'd rather not consider the possibility that my friend always overcharged me.)

You'll tend to get deals for bulk, but generally it takes a pretty decent size bag (like more than half ounce or so) to get that kind of rate.

I've seen prices from 5-25 bucks a gram in the NY/DC area, depending on quality and how much you're getting. Maybe Imeat lives in a rural area or out west.

Good herbs on the west coast are about $50-60 per 1/8 ounce (which is 3.5 grams.)

Its generally about 60 in DC. Sometimes you get it at 15 a gram. The best stuff here supposedly doesn't match up to the best on the west coast. NY is pretty standard 20 bucks a gram, sometimes more. But they deliver and its really easy to find.

Junk, if you can find someone to sale it to you, is about $80 an ounce (28 grams.)

That also sounds about right for here too. I'm not positive though, I've never bought shake.
   46. Gold Star - just Gold Star Posted: September 09, 2010 at 07:56 PM (#3637297)
I am approaching the 6-year anniversary of my last pull off a weed pipe. Occasionally, I miss it.
NERD ALERT: I have a stack of scoresheets from all the times I got stoned and watched a ballgame.
   47. You Know Nothing JT Snow (YR) Posted: September 09, 2010 at 08:01 PM (#3637307)
I've seen prices from 5-25 bucks a gram in the NY/DC area, depending on quality and how much you're getting. Maybe Imeat lives in a rural area or out west.


I live in Colorado where laws allowing "medicinal" marijuana use have resulted in an explosion of local "clinics" where the product is dispensed (some 15+ in my little town, and that's just the ones I've passed by and noticed myself). As the competition for business heats up so does the advertising, and this weekend for the very first time I saw a local "clinic" advertising its prices in the window of their shop - $13.50 a gram.
   48. An Athletic in Powderhorn™ Posted: September 09, 2010 at 08:03 PM (#3637312)
Good herbs on the west coast are about $50-60 per 1/8 ounce"


Well now I feel better. In Massachusetts I paid $35 for an 8th, $40 or $45 for something unusually good. Not that I was ever dissatisfied with the $35 stuff. My friend, who used to be one of the biggest potheads imaginable, never had any complaints with it either. I had skankweed exactly once, and if I'd actually bought it myself I would have demanded a refund.
   49. ?Donde esta Dagoberto Campaneris? Posted: September 09, 2010 at 08:05 PM (#3637316)
I am approaching the 6-year anniversary of my last pull off a weed pipe.

No one likes a quitter. ;)
   50. Famous Original Joe C Posted: September 09, 2010 at 08:07 PM (#3637321)
Good herbs on the west coast are about $50-60 per 1/8 ounce (which is 3.5 grams.)

About the same in the city of Boston as well.

The best stuff here supposedly doesn't match up to the best on the west coast.

This is also true, in my experience.

Dagoberto, perhaps we have more in common than our love of the NBA.
   51. Edmundo got dem ol' Kozma blues again mama Posted: September 09, 2010 at 08:09 PM (#3637325)
Wow, how times have changed. 1/2 ounce is buying quantity? Back in my day (1970 - 83 or so), you couldn't really buy less than an ounce. Although from what I hear stuff is much, much more potent these days.
   52. hokieneer Posted: September 09, 2010 at 08:15 PM (#3637331)
Good herbs on the west coast are about $50-60 per 1/8 ounce (which is 3.5 grams.)

That was about what I paid, back in my smoking days, for what I would call good stuff. Not sure how EC "good" matches up to WC good though.
   53. A big pile of nonsense (gef the talking mongoose) Posted: September 09, 2010 at 08:15 PM (#3637332)
Only time I've touched the stuff in probably the last 25 years or so was on the roof of the Peabody in Memphis about 10 years ago before a Guided by Voices show elsewhere in the city. Never was much of a partaker; people who fetishize dope have always struck me as idiots, just like people who fetishize cigars, or bacon, or whiskey, or whatever other silly-ass pedestrian substance. Oh, well.
   54. Nasty Nate Posted: September 09, 2010 at 08:17 PM (#3637333)
It always disappoints me to see someone live down to the Braindead Pothead stereotype.


you'll be happy to know Cheech kicked some ass on Celebrity Jeopardy last night!
   55. hokieneer Posted: September 09, 2010 at 08:19 PM (#3637337)
NERD ALERT: I have a stack of scoresheets from all the times I got stoned and watched a ballgame

I have boxes of notebooks and scoresheets filled with years of Strat-O-Matic games that I played stoned. Over 6-7 seasons, I say I played 75% of my games stoned.

EDIT: that might be a little bit of an exaggeration. My smoking days lasted around 5 years, but I smoked a lot in that span.
   56. ?Donde esta Dagoberto Campaneris? Posted: September 09, 2010 at 08:22 PM (#3637338)
Dagoberto, perhaps we have more in common than our love of the NBA.

If, on your next trip to the west coast, you have an unexplainable (to your boss) urge to drive instead of fly, then we'll know for sure. Either way, Celtic fans smoke the cheap ####... quietly. While on the porch with the rest of the animals.

you couldn't really buy less than an ounce.

Yeah but the baggy was worth more than the product! All kidding aside, in talking to people who were living in the 60s and 70s, it really is remarkable how much that world has changed in that respect.
   57. Nasty Nate Posted: September 09, 2010 at 08:22 PM (#3637339)
Wow, how times have changed. 1/2 ounce is buying quantity? Back in my day (1970 - 83 or so), you couldn't really buy less than an ounce.


I remember back when a dime bag cost a dime, if you know what I mean. Do you know how much condoms cost back then?
   58. Steve Sparks Flying Everywhere Posted: September 09, 2010 at 08:22 PM (#3637340)
I was a pretty avid viewer of "First 48" on A&E, especially because they frequently had episodes in Memphis where I used to live. Scary place, really depressing to recognize so many landmarks where's they're recovering murder victims.


There was a pretty interesting article in The Atlantic a few years back about the sudden rise in murders in Memphis. Apparently when the city tore down public housing and people moved, the crime followed them to the new neighborhoods. A case of unintended consequences.
   59. madvillain Posted: September 09, 2010 at 08:25 PM (#3637341)
been in nyc about 5 years...I can't even find schwag here. The stuff my delivery guy brings me is dank, but not as good as west coast dank imo. The stuff I get on special order from a guy that comes into the city every month or so from LI meets the quality of the Cali stuff (my cali friend who moved here confirms), and that is some of the best stuff I've ever smoked.

Yea, good luck finding dank for anything less than $15/g here in the city, unless you are buying quanity, which also seems to be harder to find. Everything has gone towards smaller quantities and higher quality.
   60. Edmundo got dem ol' Kozma blues again mama Posted: September 09, 2010 at 08:30 PM (#3637348)
My smoking days lasted around 5 years, but I smoked a lot in that span.

I was the Jack Morris of the 70s! Barely did outside that decade.
   61. Dale Sams Posted: September 09, 2010 at 08:31 PM (#3637350)
Never saw Law & Order, CSI, Citizen Kane, ET,...never smoked anything or snorted anything in my life. But I have seen The Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars & Motor Kings and done enough pills to kill everyone in this thread combined.
   62. You Know Nothing JT Snow (YR) Posted: September 09, 2010 at 08:34 PM (#3637352)

There was a pretty interesting article in The Atlantic a few years back about the sudden rise in murders in Memphis. Apparently when the city tore down public housing and people moved, the crime followed them to the new neighborhoods. A case of unintended consequences.


You're talking about the Section 8 Voucher program, where people who lived in the poorest and most dilapidated areas were given housing vouchers and encouraged to relocate with that money into more established middle-class areas of the city. It's been a pretty big disaster to hear from my friends who still live there.
   63. A big pile of nonsense (gef the talking mongoose) Posted: September 09, 2010 at 08:36 PM (#3637355)
Never saw Law & Order, CSI, Citizen Kane, ET


Ah, but have you never seen a Rocky movie? Or anything starring Bill Murray or Chevy Chase or John Belushi? I don't think I have (in regard to the SNL guys; I know I haven't seen a Rocky flick, because the last I checked I hadn't gouged my eyes out) ... well, except for the hilariously overrated Lost in Translation in Murray's case.
   64. bads85 Posted: September 09, 2010 at 09:02 PM (#3637378)
You're talking about the Section 8 Voucher program, where people who lived in the poorest and most dilapidated areas were given housing vouchers and encouraged to relocate with that money into more established middle-class areas of the city. It's been a pretty big disaster to hear from my friends who still live there.


That sounds similar to San Bernardino, California, except there the consecutive mayors had a bunch of land they owned in long established middle class neighborhoods re-zoned for Section 8 Housing. Suddenly a bunch of Sec 8 aprtment complexes were built in solid neighborhoods and crime skyrocketed. The mayors made a fortune from the Feds, but destroyed the neighborhoods.
   65. depletion Posted: September 09, 2010 at 09:21 PM (#3637400)
I've seen one or two Law and Order. But why waste time with that when you can watch Cops?
When there's a bust the newspapers should greatly understate the price of dope, so that the dealers will, briefly, have a harder time moving inventory.
   66. Adam M Posted: September 09, 2010 at 09:38 PM (#3637429)
Carleton College = Thug U! Yes!!


Um ya ya.
   67. Home Run Teal & Black Black Black Gone! Posted: September 09, 2010 at 09:46 PM (#3637445)
You don't like whisky or Bill Murray?

The fuck, man?
   68. odds are meatwad is drunk Posted: September 09, 2010 at 09:59 PM (#3637468)
50 an 8th sounds right. But thats for dank only nothing else i close in price oh and blame the typing on the iphone
   69. A big pile of nonsense (gef the talking mongoose) Posted: September 09, 2010 at 10:21 PM (#3637491)
Suuuure, Meat. Suuuuuuuuuuuure. You were typing like that before iPhones ever existed ...
   70. Shooty Survived the Shutdown of '14! Posted: September 09, 2010 at 10:33 PM (#3637499)
Never was much of a partaker; people who fetishize dope have always struck me as idiots, just like people who fetishize cigars, or bacon, or whiskey, or whatever other silly-ass pedestrian substance. Oh, well.

Not that your judgmental or anything.
   71. Shooty Survived the Shutdown of '14! Posted: September 09, 2010 at 10:38 PM (#3637504)
Also, it's always fascinating which topics will bring out the lurkers...
   72. Cowboy Popup Posted: September 09, 2010 at 10:42 PM (#3637508)
Never was much of a partaker; people who fetishize dope have always struck me as idiots, just like people who fetishize cigars, or bacon, or whiskey, or whatever other silly-ass pedestrian substance. Oh, well.

Just heroin and ambrosia for you then?
   73. Voros McCracken of Pinkus Posted: September 09, 2010 at 10:58 PM (#3637518)
Us glue sniffers think you're all lightweights.

Of course we don't need electric toothbrushes anymore, but that could be seen as a benefit too!
   74. A big pile of nonsense (gef the talking mongoose) Posted: September 09, 2010 at 11:01 PM (#3637522)
Not that your judgmental or anything.


Can't remember ever saying otherwise. If I did, hey, I lied.
   75. A big pile of nonsense (gef the talking mongoose) Posted: September 09, 2010 at 11:03 PM (#3637524)
Just heroin and ambrosia for you then?


Yeah. Except I never quite figured out which to drink & which to inject ...
   76. caprules Posted: September 10, 2010 at 05:18 AM (#3637745)
There is a line in one of the Office episodes about how Michael Scott probably was never offered drugs. That's me. Only time drugs have ever been offered around me is when a friend of mine and I were at a sandwich shop and the worker offered us some (the shop was empty otherwise, but that was truly a weird experience for me).

I think I may have got a contact high at a Tom Petty concert once. Based on my references from comedies, I believed I acquired the munchies, but I could have just been hungry.

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