From musclebound wannabe Jose Canseco to half-a-bantamweight Eddie Gaedel, there’s never been a baseball player who could stand upright with a professional fighter for even as long as it used to take Sal Maglie to throw a knockdown pitch. Toughness disparity aside, the great majority of ballplayers simply are not on the same level, athletically, to hang with even the fighters who compete in those little local MMA shows you find in towns that have Single A baseball clubs. (You ever show up at spring training and watch the players run the outfield? It’s not exactly an NFL training camp, much less an easy day at Greg Jackson’s gym.) To make a baseball player’s bout with a UFC fighter even mildly competitive, we’d have to allow the ballplayer to bring his Louisville Slugger into the octagon with him.
But there are traits inherent to baseball players that would come in handy inside the cage. Such as:
A closer: Mariano Rivera
You can dominate the fight (or game) for eight innings (or 4½ rounds), but that’s not enough. Unless, of course, you’re content with being the 1951 Dodgers or ‘86 Red Sox. Or Chael Sonnen.
You’ve got to fight to the finish. And no one does it better—or ever has—than Mariano Rivera. The Yankees closer owns the major league records for saves (608) and games finished (892), has a career earned-run average of 2.21 (it was below 2.00 in eight of his last nine full seasons) and has been at his best when his performance counts most. He has a 0.70 playoff ERA, the best ever, and also the major league record for postseason saves, with 42. The championship rounds are all Mo. If Chael had Mariano in his bullpen, he’d be middleweight champ.
At 42, Rivera will be coming back from a knee injury next season, but that’s just one more way in which the 12-time All-Star is like seemingly half of the fighters in the UFC.
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Posted: December 22, 2012 at 10:18 AM |
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1. Pat Rapper's Delight Posted: December 22, 2012 at 01:25 PM (#4330907)With any luck, it would end in a 3-way tie.
Darryl Strawberry vs Armando Benitez.
This is easy to answer.
Zero. Zero percent of MMA fighters could have a MLB career.
(Or something like that. It has been over 20 years since I re-read it).
One of the all-americans on my college team combined a 11 minute 2 mile time with forearms as big as my calves, and he wrestled at 149 lbs. He seemingly could do squat thrusts and pushups forever.
Baseball is like the polar opposite of MMA. While strength training is now integral to baseball training, your weight almost doesn't matter, extra body fat seemingly doesn't impede most players. And few MLB players seem to have a great wind or do much long distance training. I sometimes wondered if I was on the cross country or wrestling team, so many 5-10 milers they made us do in training.
Lastly, while long legs and arms are beneficial to strikers, shorter limbs provide better reactions and give better leverage when the fight goes to the mat, which is where MMA contests tend to be decided, so top fighters are almost always compactly built.
Size always seem to benefit baseball players, long limbs mean faster fastballs and longer home runs (if you can coordinate those limbs enough to make solid contact).
And Butt Head Astronomer sure wrote some lame sci fi.
It's been about 10 years for me, but I remembered enough to google it.
"We're picking somebody to enter the Olympics, and we don't know what the events are. I don't know why we're talking about sending scientists. Mahatma Gandhi, that's who we should send. Or, while we're at it, Jesus Christ. Don't tell me they're not available, der Heer. I know that."
"When you don't know what the events are, you send a decathlon champion."
"And then you discover the event is chess, or oratory, or sculpture, and your athlete finishes last."
Chess, CHECK.
And I think that this was spoken by Ms. Arroway, but I could be wrong.
What if the outside of the invitation read "To Serve Man," so we sent Roger Federer?
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