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Friday, April 25, 2014

What If All Baseball Players Were Fat?

This is funny.

Jim Furtado Posted: April 25, 2014 at 01:11 PM | 17 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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   1. attaboy Posted: April 25, 2014 at 01:23 PM (#4694126)
Awesome link! And I finally got to see the Tejada to Murphy sparkling double play and got a good laugh too!

and don't miss the Colon AB link on the right, worth the 2 minutes.
   2. attaboy Posted: April 25, 2014 at 01:25 PM (#4694134)
Speaking of Tejada, when are pitchers going to pitch to him. He's horrible and has been for two years but he has 9 walks already moving his OBP up over 300. Two easy outs every time around their line up and managers are giving one of those outs away each time!
   3. Renegade (((JE))) Posted: April 25, 2014 at 01:30 PM (#4694149)
Hmmm, I don't think they doctored the Pujols image.
   4. Yeaarrgghhhh Posted: April 25, 2014 at 01:39 PM (#4694172)
why are those so f**king funny?
   5. attaboy Posted: April 25, 2014 at 01:42 PM (#4694176)
why are those so f**king funny?

Well, they aren't just fat, they are pear-shaped fat!
   6. Crispix reaches boiling point with lackluster play Posted: April 25, 2014 at 01:46 PM (#4694185)
RBI Baseball answered this question for us decades ago.
   7. What did Billy Ripken have against ElRoy Face? Posted: April 25, 2014 at 02:18 PM (#4694245)
They only made the players involved with the play fat. When other fielders, etc. come into the shot, they're thin. Takes me right out of the moment. Come on, guys, if you're gonna do it, do it right.
   8. You Know Nothing JT Snow (YR) Posted: April 25, 2014 at 03:07 PM (#4694286)
So many Prince Fielders!
   9. Best Regards, President of Comfort, Esq. Posted: April 25, 2014 at 03:16 PM (#4694300)
Make sure to watch it until the end for David Ortiz.
   10. RMc's Yelling Mob of Hackmen Posted: April 25, 2014 at 04:46 PM (#4694412)
Looks like I should get my old glove and try out, eh?
   11. You Know Nothing JT Snow (YR) Posted: April 25, 2014 at 04:49 PM (#4694416)
Was this what the softball game was like last summer?
   12. Moeball Posted: April 25, 2014 at 05:14 PM (#4694447)
I finally got to see the Tejada to Murphy sparkling double play and got a good laugh too!


So many Prince Fielders!

Finally, proof that a Prince Fielder sized player would still have more range at shortstop than Derek Jeter!
   13. thetailor (Brian) Posted: April 25, 2014 at 05:15 PM (#4694450)
#11 speaking of which let's get that going again!!!
   14. Renegade (((JE))) Posted: April 25, 2014 at 05:25 PM (#4694463)
#11 speaking of which let's get that going again!!!

Shooty applied for a field a few weeks back and is awaiting word from the city.
   15. Hysterical & Useless Posted: April 25, 2014 at 09:11 PM (#4694554)
Oh bloody aitch, I emailed him to ask about that a couple weeks ago and didn't hear back. I have to be out of town one weekend in August and if he chose that weekend I'll be....well, I guess I'd have to say that would be the wise choice, so I'm hoping he went for the comedy instead and chose another.
   16. Lassus Posted: April 25, 2014 at 10:27 PM (#4694587)
HA HA HA FAT PEOPLE BWAAAAHHHA THEY'RE SO FAT

Yeah, I'm going to be that guy, sorry.


Shooty applied for a field a few weeks back and is awaiting word from the city.

Woohooo! Although it isn't like the whole place wasn't completely empty last time.
   17. The Anthony Kennedy of BBTF (Scott) Posted: April 25, 2014 at 11:06 PM (#4694608)
Skinny David Ortiz is the best part of this. Second best is the slowed down announcers voices.

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