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Women getting Mohawk-style bikini wax to support The Rays

The latest style to sweep the west coast, home of the Rays, is a bikini wax. Mohawk style.

Try waving that around at a game!

Michelle Foster of Skin Deep Spatique says she was inspired by her son’s Mohawk, reports

“I stopped and thought about it a minute, and thought, well now everyone can have one!”

Well, yeah, if you want hot wax slathered around your nether region, then have it ripped off with a piece cloth.

Women wince. They cry. They even scream.

But when it’s over, they’ve got a female Rayhawk.

Thanks to Rocco Siffredi Lynn wannabe, Art Martone.

Repoz Posted: October 09, 2008 at 04:52 PM | 38 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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1. Padraic Posted: October 09, 2008 at 05:01 PM (#2975254)

DON'T CLICK ON THE LINK AND LOOK AT THE PICTURE!!!!!!!!!

2. The importance of being Ernest Riles Posted: October 09, 2008 at 05:05 PM (#2975257)

I would have died of embarrassment if my haircut had inspired my mother to style her pubic hair.

3. Cowboy Popup Posted: October 09, 2008 at 05:05 PM (#2975259)

Isn't that just called a landing strip?

4. tribefan Posted: October 09, 2008 at 05:09 PM (#2975265)

Unless the standards of dress at a Rays game are quite a bit different than they are at Indians games, I'm not sure how the players will be able to tell if anyone in the crowd has this style or not.

5. Craig Calcaterra Posted: October 09, 2008 at 05:22 PM (#2975282)

Pics or it didn't happen.

6. Greg Maddux School of Reflexive Profanity Posted: October 09, 2008 at 05:26 PM (#2975284)

Administrators at Lincoln Middle School demanded that she shave it off or face in-school suspension.

7. Guapo Posted: October 09, 2008 at 05:29 PM (#2975287)

This gives me a good idea for my presentation at next year's SABR convention- "Styling of Fans' Pubic Hair Throughout Baseball History."

I'll have to think of a tasteful way to deal with that tragic incident in 1976 involving the Oscar Gamble Fan Club.

8. chemdoc Posted: October 09, 2008 at 05:29 PM (#2975288)

Because every woman wants to look down there and think about the head of their child...

9. Willie Mayspedes Posted: October 09, 2008 at 05:34 PM (#2975293)

Is that lady in the picture getting a mohawk on her shin?

10. no neck Posted: October 09, 2008 at 05:44 PM (#2975296)

Now I understand the whole cowbell thing.

11. Cooperstown Schtick Posted: October 09, 2008 at 05:47 PM (#2975300)

That's a midwife. The woman laying on the leopard skin table is clearly having a baby, for body-hairstyle inspiration!

12. Lujack Posted: October 09, 2008 at 06:01 PM (#2975312)

Hoo-boy.

Other Recent Posts on that link:

More newcomers to Florida: a new kind of cockroach
Hot dog! Bikini-clad 'lettuce ladies' hand out free veggie weiners
Wife pours boiling water on sleeping husband's groin
Eight-foot boa constrictor blocks man's entranceway
Women getting Mohawk-style bikini wax to support The Rays
Drive-by flu shots -- You don't have to leave your car
Driver accused of stopping school bus on tracks with train coming.
Lingerie Football now boasts a 10-team league
Strip Club offers free flu shots
Hunters turn iguanas into cash

13. PatrickInTheWoods, Apostate Posted: October 09, 2008 at 06:13 PM (#2975324)

Yeah that sound like the Tampa/St. Pete area.

14. The Ghost, elitist lollygagging neck-stabber

Posted: October 09, 2008 at 06:17 PM (#2975328)

Why not a mullet?

15. Repoz

Posted: October 09, 2008 at 06:22 PM (#2975333)

Oddly...Merkin Valdez's wife was turned away.

16. Golfing Great Mitch Cumstein Posted: October 09, 2008 at 06:39 PM (#2975351)

Hoo-boy.

Other Recent Posts on that link:

You stay classy, Tampa/St. Pete!

17. andrewberg Posted: October 09, 2008 at 06:40 PM (#2975354)

Do you think John Smoltz's mother was similarly inspired by his hairstyle?

18. Slinger Francisco Barrios (Dr. Memory) Posted: October 09, 2008 at 06:43 PM (#2975359)

Hunters turn iguanas into cash

Greatest. Headline. Ever.

19. jolietconvict Posted: October 09, 2008 at 06:49 PM (#2975361)

Hoo-boy.

Other Recent Posts on that link:

More newcomers to Florida: a new kind of cockroach
Hot dog! Bikini-clad 'lettuce ladies' hand out free veggie weiners
Wife pours boiling water on sleeping husband's groin
Eight-foot boa constrictor blocks man's entranceway
Women getting Mohawk-style bikini wax to support The Rays
Drive-by flu shots -- You don't have to leave your car
Driver accused of stopping school bus on tracks with train coming.
Lingerie Football now boasts a 10-team league
Strip Club offers free flu shots
Hunters turn iguanas into cash

The reason no one should be allowed to emigrate from Florida to any of the other states (except Texas).

20. Sexy Lizard Posted: October 09, 2008 at 06:56 PM (#2975369)

The iguana headline reminds me of my favorite baseball+reptile moment ever, which was in the early 1990s when Alejandro Pena was having one of his stints with the Braves. Skip Caray reported on a conersation he'd had with Pena, in which the reliever revealed that his favorite food was green iguana. Skip asked him what it tasted like, and his answer was, "It tastes a lot like tree iguana."

21. PatrickInTheWoods, Apostate Posted: October 09, 2008 at 06:56 PM (#2975370)

Hot dog! Bikini-clad 'lettuce ladies' hand out free veggie weiners
Women getting Mohawk-style bikini wax to support The Rays
Lingerie Football now boasts a 10-team league
Strip Club offers free flu shots

I dunno, these don't really seem all that bad...

Combining that last with "Drive-by flu shots -- You don't have to leave your car" would be kinda interesting, no?

22. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: October 09, 2008 at 07:00 PM (#2975378)

"Eight-foot boa constrictor blocks man's entranceway"

Eight feet? No wonder he choked on it.

23. Cooperstown Schtick Posted: October 09, 2008 at 07:03 PM (#2975381)

Hot dog! Bikini-clad 'lettuce ladies' hand out free veggie weiners
Wife pours boiling water on sleeping husband's groin

Lord, I hope these stories aren't related.

24. RoyalsRetro (AG#1F) Posted: October 09, 2008 at 07:05 PM (#2975383)

Lingerie Football now boasts a 10-team league

For those of you that haven't visited lingeriefootball-reference.com, you really should stop by and sponsor a page.

25. Still Waiting on Pork Chops (John R.) Posted: October 09, 2008 at 07:09 PM (#2975388)

For those of you that haven't visited lingeriefootball-reference.com, you really should stop by and sponsor a page.

Are you TRYING to get me fired, AG#1F???

26. Hello Rusty Kuntz, Goodbye Rusty Cars Posted: October 09, 2008 at 08:26 PM (#2975448)

Too bad the White Sox didn't win. We'd be reading about women's pubic hair blackouts.

27. phredbird

Posted: October 09, 2008 at 08:29 PM (#2975453)

funniest thread of the day, by far.

28. Don't want the truth; just wanna see some dingers Posted: October 09, 2008 at 08:33 PM (#2975456)

So Carl Hiassen doesn't make stuff up, he just reads the Florida newspapers?

29. Willie Mayspedes Posted: October 09, 2008 at 08:33 PM (#2975458)

So if the Dodgers make the world series will there be women in LA with dreads hanging out of their bikinis at the beach?

30. Don't want the truth; just wanna see some dingers Posted: October 09, 2008 at 08:36 PM (#2975460)

So in the last few days, we've had stories on

1. mohawk pubic hair
2. Manny's dreadlocks
3. Rays' fan getting suspended for a mohawk
4. Dennis Eckersley's mullet

31. WhoWantsTeixeiraDessert Posted: October 09, 2008 at 08:37 PM (#2975461)

I guess you need to go to pubic school to learn that.

32. Willie Mayspedes Posted: October 09, 2008 at 08:54 PM (#2975471)

They should all have their pubes taken away!

33. jwb Posted: October 10, 2008 at 03:59 AM (#2975755)

This gives me a good idea for my presentation at next year's SABR convention- "Styling of Fans' Pubic Hair Throughout Baseball History."

Not really SABR-related, Guapo, but I remember reading an article before the Atlanta Olympics about a group of strippers who were going to get ma'amscaped Nike swooshes.

Hunters turn iguanas into cash. . .

They do this sort of thing in Texas, too. Sorry, I couldn't find a free link with sound.

34. Crispix Attacks Posted: October 10, 2008 at 04:41 AM (#2975771)

Combining that last with "Drive-by flu shots -- You don't have to leave your car" would be kinda interesting, no?

There's a drive-through strip club on route 220 near Blairsville PA or somewhere like that. I bet they're all over the place near Tampa.

1. mohawk pubic hair
2. Manny's dreadlocks
3. Rays' fan getting suspended for a mohawk
4. Dennis Eckersley's mullet

No way, there's been at least three stories about Manny's dreadlocks. And then there was the one about Bank One Ballpark's hair-clogged pool drain, and the one about the cats that live in Shea Stadium, and the discussion of how Joe Girardi's hair is going to look like Joe Torre's hair soon.

35. bookbook Posted: October 11, 2008 at 08:26 AM (#2977539)

"Because every woman wants to look down there and think about the head of their child..."

Friend, I worry that you missed out on some serious biology classes along the way. Raised in a red state, were you?

36. gef the talking mongoose Posted: October 11, 2008 at 12:58 PM (#2977561)

Cue the Clash:

Ha! You think it's funny/Turning iguanas into money.

37. gef the talking mongoose Posted: October 11, 2008 at 12:58 PM (#2977563)

I must say, Arkansas & Alabama are startinig to seem like paragons of sophistication in comparison ...

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