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Saturday, September 15, 2012

WWE: Pete Rose steps to the plate to discuss Kane’s anger issues

Crusher Verdu-bag speaks.

WWE.com: After all the punishment and embarrassment you have suffered at the hands of Kane, are you still hoping for retribution or will you just steer clear of him?

Rose: I have to figure out a way to get even with Kane but I don’t know how to do it. He’s too big for me and I’m too slow now. I would need to use my Mizuno baseball bat and it would have to be made legal for our match. Even then, I’m still not sure it would be enough to beat that monster.

WWE.com: Do you think your infamous 1970 All-Star Game shoulder block that dropped Ray Fosse would be effective against Kane?

Rose: To make a shoulder block effective, I need to pick up speed. I wouldn’t be able to pick up enough speed to knock Kane down inside a WWE ring. I’d have to run at Kane full speed from the stage at the top of the ramp. Even then, I think Kane is too much of a monster to topple. I’ll stick with the bat.

WWE.com: Will we ever see you back on WWE TV?

Rose: I love WWE. I’ve never met a Superstar who wasn’t a professional gentleman and a great guy to work with … except Kane. Did I mention that he’s a monster?

Repoz Posted: September 15, 2012 at 08:31 AM | 11 comment(s) Login to Bookmark
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   1. SG Posted: September 15, 2012 at 09:17 AM (#4236429)
If my brother burned down the funeral home we lived in and scarred me for life I'd be angry too.
   2. Mayor Blomberg Posted: September 15, 2012 at 09:58 AM (#4236441)
Make it happen WWE!
   3. Rough Carrigan Posted: September 15, 2012 at 10:00 AM (#4236443)
What does Rose have against Charles Foster Kane?

Is he in league with boss Jim Geddes?
   4. The District Attorney Posted: September 15, 2012 at 10:19 AM (#4236454)
Carol Kane, actually. I'm not sure what he's so afraid of.
   5. Morty Causa Posted: September 15, 2012 at 10:39 AM (#4236461)
Wait a minute. There's no cane in Citizen Kane.
   6. GregD Posted: September 15, 2012 at 10:48 AM (#4236466)
The "phonies" tag clearly isn't being used often enough...maybe it should link to the members list?
   7. phredbird Posted: September 15, 2012 at 10:58 AM (#4236469)
as much as the OT threads can get tiresome, i'd never advocate banning them. however, i would gladly support a ban on pete rose threads.
   8. Dale Sams Posted: September 15, 2012 at 11:23 AM (#4236486)
Carol Kane, actually. I'm not sure what he's so afraid of.


Have *you* ever been hit with a toaster?
   9. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: September 15, 2012 at 11:30 AM (#4236491)
Twin brothers separated at birth: Jayson Werth and Edge.
   10. Pat Rapper's Delight (as quoted on MLB Network) Posted: September 15, 2012 at 12:32 PM (#4236538)
I would need to use my Mizuno baseball bat and it would have to be made legal for our match.

Already been done.
   11. Matt Clement of Alexandria Posted: September 15, 2012 at 12:38 PM (#4236541)
Twin brothers separated at birth: Jayson Werth and Edge.
Freddy Garcia and The Rock.

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